#witness me!

[vladdyissues]

Oh my goodness, please let Vlad drink blood out of Dannys wrist. Mmmm... 😘

I want this so bad I can taste it

[minimanic]

💚WAKE UP BABES ITS FAVORITE FILMS WATCHED IN 2024 TIME💚

Truly and Genuinely couldn't get it down to nine and i love that for me. Thoughts and where to watch links under the cut:

💚 You and the Night (2013): I am hard pressed to think of a movie where I was more immediately endeared to all of the characters. Which is fairly important for a film where the premise is magical realism orgy. Its empathetic and bitter sweet and excruciatingly french and i care about it a lot.

💚 Moon Garden (2022): Just a good solid journey through the dreamscape movie in the style of Labyrinth (1986) or *gunshot noise* (2005). Admittedly the set up that gets the dream rolling is pretty weak (little girl with a fraught family situation gets accidentally knocked into a coma). But the ensuing wander through many an elaborate location, meeting colorful friends and foes along the way, is a pure delight. There's never enough movies in this genre for my taste and this is a fine addition.

🎥 Watch on Pluto: here

💚 Anchoress (1993): Who knew that the story of a woman becoming so obsessed with The Virgin Mary she creates her own one woman heretical folk religion around it would take me the fuck out. Just a really interesting and singular take on what the mingling of pre Christian religions and Catholicism in 15th century England might have looked like.

💚 Twister (1996): This is the perfect disaster movie. Full stop. The storm chaser crew is my dream blunt rotation. The central romance is a joy. Helen Hunt is out for revenge against a weather phenomenon. Every beloved character actor on earth is there. 10/10 no notes.

💚 Sex Lies and Videotape (1989): Gonna try and get through this without saying anything deranged about James Spader but I can't promise anything. Good LORD was that something. In general I have more admiration for the psychosexual drama genre than i have actual interest in it but I'm so glad I went for this. It has infidelity. It has kink. It has fraught sibling relationships. It has James Spader looking submissive and breedable. WHO SAID THAT.

🎥 Watch on Internet Archive: here

💚 Civil War (2024): Sure its worthless as political commentary but it is an Alex Garland dystopian road trip movie featuring a bunch of unhinged asshole artists who are willing and sometimes seem to be actively trying to die for their craft. There's even toxic yuri if you are only willing to believe. Plus the path the gang takes to DC is virtually identical to the rout i used to take back and forth from college. This movie is effectively me bait and brother I'm caught.

💚 All of Us Strangers (2023): This is simply a really soft sad little ghost story. Comfortably claustrophobic. Hurts like hell but goes down smooth. Feels like every five years Andrew Scott shows up and emotionally wrecks my shit.

💚 Love Lies Bleeding (2024): I think its great that dirtbag murder daughter!Kristen Stewart and unstable softie!Katy O Brian did all of that. I hope they got away with it. Seriously though wonderful character study, wonderful touches of horror, wonderful touches of magic. Rose Glass knows what she's fucking doing and it rules.

💚 Challengers (2024): For lack of a better, less cringe, way of saying this: it made me feel The Social Network emotion. Its about the History and the Tension and the Resentment and the Infatuation. This dysfunctional toxic thruple truly means so much to me. A threesome wouldn't fix them but it probably wouldn't make them worse and i would like to see it.

💚 Audition (1999): Big year for having a Great time watching movies I'd been intimidated by for years (Tokyo Gore Police (2008) and The Woman (2011) are both probably somewhere in my top 20). This took the living up to the hype cake though. Absolutely recommend seeing it in a theater if you can. S/O to the group at my screening where half the squad had seen it before and the other half CLEARLY had no idea what they were getting into.

🎥 Watch on Tubi: here

💚 Santa Sangra (1989): The beauty of weird film club is that I have now seen enough Alejandro Jodorowsky movies to have controversial to actively bad opinions about them, which is to say it is unreal how much more I liked this than Holy Mountain. Certainly parts of it are leering and exploitative, in a way unavoidable to a movie of this kind containing both a circus and an insane asylum, but in a way that can only be born from a place of genuine fascination if not active compassion towards its subjects. Its a fascinating balance to watch. Plus by the end I was just fully and genuinely really invested in those kids getting themselves sorted out.

🎥 Watch on Tubi: here

💚 The Substance (2024): Nothing like a primal scream of rage about the beauty industry and stigma of aging where you can also tell that the director is having a fucking blast the whole time. The thing that really got me about this movie... Well okay the thing that really Got Me about this movie was the 20 minute operatic blood explosion. I am who i am. But the OTHER thing that really got me about this movie was how committed it was to deliberately creating its own reality. You love to see something made with this much clear and focused Intention in the year of our lord 2024.

[scorpion--queen]

I don't exercise for my health. I exercise in case the middle-aged butch lesbian up the street glances at my window when shes out walking her dog and is really impressed by how incorrectly I can use a stationary bike.

[000bun]

[justghostthings]

Being disgustingly perverted is also actually extremely romantic

[inkskinned]

oh, no, i have no concept of the size of a whale or of the galaxy. i am cosmically insignificant, which is fine. the other day i accidentally spilled a few grains of sugar on the counter. i watched a single ant heft it over his head and run with it - run! - like he was carrying a crown.

sometimes when i am watching the rain i think about how each particular drop is new and only exists for right-now and yet it is the same water as it has been for millennia. the atoms i am are only meeting in this form for this one life. later maybe they will be a mushroom. maybe in the infinite expanse of time, two of my molecules will meet each other again and they'll say i remember existing with you. which is maybe how a star feels, watching humans dance and laugh and sing in the bodies we are borrowing.

what am i in the cosmic sense? what of the stupid human exploits of my tiny human life?

the other day i found a wilting bumblebee and fed it a little water. after an hour, he made a lazy loop of flight. up and towards the stars.

[amoebeau]

sighs ok. yeah. well anyway

[soapyakships]

i'm collapsing with my one secret

[renaissanceousia]

one of the most intimate scenes i've ever read i'm so serious

[luvlyycy]

you're sat in sukuna's lap, bum seated on his right leg, legs dangling off his left. his right arm is wrapped around your waist, letting you play with his hand.

"kuna."

"yeah?"

"why do you wear rings?" you ask, hands fiddling with sukuna's right-hand, tips of your fingers tapping on the rings on his fingers. he looks at you, yawning before staring— "iunno. i like 'em i guess. it's like askin' ya why you wear bracelets—"

you perk your head up to his, legs wiggling in his lap. "i wear them 'cause they cute." you smile, and he just stares— blinks twice, then grins, his hand reaching on the table to set down the blunt in his hand (after taking one last hit), he then grabs onto the pink robe he had gotten for you.

"so why ya think i wear rings?" you giggle as he slids his hand up your thigh, tickling you.

" 'cause theyyyy,, cute?—" you pout when he rolls his eyes, shaking his head then licking at his lip piercing— " nah, it's cause you like 'em."

[thethee]

What thr hell

[toxooz]

also been thinking abt pooki with his cunty scarf💅

if my next drawing post isnt the comic update take me out back and shoot me like a sick dog

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

How much longer 'til your luck runs out?

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[mobius-m-mobius]

#the Nowhere Man who waits and the God of Stories who watches

[ocdhuacheng]

So laios and fallin have been ostracized by society since they were children, Marcille has lifelong grief from constantly outliving her loved ones that leads her to dark magics, kabru’s village was destroyed by monsters, senshi and mithrun both have horror movie level backstories, izutsumi was sold as a freak show attraction, and then there’s chilchuck, who is a normal ass divorced middle aged man. And somehow he’s the most shady and secretive out of all of them

Edit can y’all please let me live I didn’t make this post bc I think chilchuck doesn’t have his own trauma or doesn’t experience racism or that being a union boss is a walk in the park or whatever I made it because him lying that he cheated on his wife to get the others to stop asking about his family was funny as fuck. Come on.

[foldingfittedsheets]

In one misfortunate year I ended up getting into several car accidents. It cemented my general fear and anxiety in cars, because in each case I was either in the car but not driving or driving safely when suddenly something hit me.

One was my ex driving in an unfamiliar city and cutting someone off on accident that resulted in a sideswipe. Another was getting rear ended when I came to a required stop.

The last was when I had a green arrow at an intersection. I turned and was smashed into by someone running a red light, T-boning my little car.

Dazed and in shock I tottered out of the car to behold a crusty older man eating a donut step out of the offending vehicle. A fire truck arrived to block us off from traffic since my car could no longer move under its own power.

“Were you on your way home from work?” The firemen asked me.

I shook my head, struggling to focus on them, “No,” I said vaguely, “I was on my way home from volunteering at the animal shelter.”

In an instant they were closing ranks around me, glaring at the ambivalent donut man who would dare to hit a tiny frail angel who volunteered at the animal shelter. They asked if I needed to get anything out of my car. I did.

“It’s… uh. It’s a little weird though.”

They gestured for me to proceed. I grabbed a bag with snacks and books and filled it with things I couldn’t just leave in my car. Last out I pulled my cutlass.

“Is that a sword?!”

It was. They were instantly like giant puppy dogs, excited and delighted but trying to mind their manners. The bravest said, “Can we…?” I held out the sword. They whooped with delight, unsheathing and marveling at it.

“Why do you have that in your car?”

“I honestly don’t remember, it’s just a fun thing to have at a party now.”

“Is your wrist okay?”

My shock was wearing off and I realized I was cradling my wrist to my chest. “Oh.” I rummaged into my bag and pulled out a wrist brace.

“Wh….why do you already have that?” I was starting to confuse the firemen. I volunteered with cats, had a sword offhand, and kept a wrist brace in my car bag.

“Sometimes I try to hold books in a way that sprains my wrist? So I have this in my car just in case.”

They stared at me. Maybe, like my wife, they assumed it was for masturbation induced injuries. They handed my sword back as the tow truck arrived and thanked me for letting them play with it. They gave donut man one last glare and drove their big truck away.