#with the dog

[twothirdsgenius]

you know the whole seven degrees of separation thing might not be that far off because my connection to the arizona coyotes *shudders* and hockey in general is that i once had to dog-sit for the son of the guy who owned the team before they filed for bankruptcy and were sold to the nhl because, and i shit you not, the dude was drunk off his ass at one of daddy’s properties and nearly lost his phone to several hundred feet of water and after the bartender cut him off despite his best efforts to play the “my dad owns this place” card, he stormed off and stole a golf cart and left his poor dog behind in the care of me and two of my friends and we (still in high school) were like fuck we gotta go find jerry’s kid and return the dog

[creelarke]

“How’s life?”

Me:

[importantanimalstories]

This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[important-animal-images]

[byelacey]

thinking about my dog and how he makes sure i get my daily mental health outings

[wetdogblog]

How does tumblr feel about Primrose

(edit: some folks are asking if this is taxidermy. This is a real living dog, I promise)

[my-random--thoughts]

[canineentity]

“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

[steveyockey]

D’Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai, the first indigenous actor nominated in any lead category, attends the 2024 Emmys with a red handprint over his mouth, the symbol for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women (MMIW). September 15, 2024.

[catchymemes]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[important-animal-images]