#with that goddamn slide

[devilat-thedoor]

i don’t want any speeches or eulogies. just play this on a loop at my funeral and let my soul ascend🥲

[frogaroundandfindout]

“When we started this you were open and encouraging. You were like my father…But these last few years…all you’ve been doing is trying to control me even more.”

“If I found you today instead of then, I would never bring you into the fold.”

“Then have it your way. Were done. I want out of here. I want my independence. Hell…I want my emancipation.

16 yr old Dick and Bruce get into an argument and he tells Bruce how much more controlling he’s gotten. Bruce justifies it by telling him the world has gotten darker and dick snaps that he knows that. He’s out there right alongside Bruce every night. Bruce tells him that if he found dick today instead of back then, he’d have never brought him into the fold. Dick is silent for a moment then tells Bruce they’re done and that he wants his emancipation. He takes off the Robin costume as he leaves and ends up on a Gotham city bus (Nightwing Vol.2 #134)

[dustykneed]

you are my sunshine, my only sunshine

you make me happy when skies are gray

(prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "gone with the wind".)

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ouch! neck deep in aos bones feels rn... lmk if i should make a fix-it or somethin

[hijinxinprogress]

Coffee addict Never sleeps Tim drake ❌ 

Solving cases in his sleep off 87 energy drinks Tim Drake ✅

The coffee addict never sleeps perpetually tired Tim Drake thing is a widely accepted headcanon however that was elementary school tim but after he stayed up for a week straight subsisting entirely on coffee to decipher the bat weekly patrol schedule and how it aligns with rogue attacks/Arkham breakouts, he crashed then when he woke up it was fucking wednesday so he missed his chance to commemorate his discovery with pictures of Robin and he decided that shit would never happen again and made himself an ‘efficient’ sleep schedule so he could run around doing fuck shit, add to his robin shrine, and stay on honor roll bc he was even more pissed to see the gotham gazette had pictures of Robin with an on site interview credited to Vicki Vale (listen bowl cut tim had a one sided beef with vicki vale that included tim judging who gets better pics of the bats but she isn’t even aware that she’s competing with a whole ass child 😭 he’s sitting at the table with a mug of orange juice and looks at the newspaper snorts and goes ‘fucking amateur I could do better’) 

Regularly unsupervised tiny businessman in training Tim ‘Ten hours of uninterrupted sleep?? That’s so inefficient not to mention fucking stupid’ Drake is so pissed he missed getting shots of Robin dropkicking a rogue from 6 six stories up (for absolutely no reason dick just thinks it’s fun) that he just takes at least 3 hour naps every eight hours 😭 he refuses to spend almost half a day sleeping ‘for no reason when he could be doing something productive’ 

And he still does this as a bat but it’s just easier to tell if he didn’t take his nap bc he has less than zero impulse control and he’s just fucking done with everything like the gcpd is terrified bc tim’s saying shit like ‘This guys a fucking moron, I could’ve done this in half the time without killing anyone fucking loser doesn’t he know if you keep them alive you can prolong the torture?’ and ‘you’re like all hysterical and for what 🤨 ‘you blew up 83% of Bristol waah’ stfu and fucking rebuild it?? It’s only rich mfs that live there, it’s just a matter of them opening their fucking wallets’ once a new recruit made the mistake of asking if robin had adult supervision regularly and Tim responded with ‘well if you’re gonna snitch to cps like a little bitch then yeah’ and that cop did snitch so tim fucking doxxed him

Yj has just accepted that sometimes they will find tim in an air vent, on the roof, in one of their closets, or something just fucking knocked out then an alarm will go off and he’ll just get up like nothing happened but for the first couple of months they were probably concerned bc ‘I’ve never seen you sleep?? wtf are you on man’ and Tim’s confused bc ‘I slept next to you this morning wdym??’ and that’s how yj discovers tim sleeps with his eyes open

But one of the worst things about Tim’s ‘time efficient sleep schedule’ nonsense is that it fucking works he’s one of the most well rested and coherent bats even after back to back Arkham breakouts however the absolute worst thing about his sleep schedule is the likelihood of going into the cave and seeing tim staring in a daze but wide eyed yet somehow never blinking at the batcomputer with 57 tabs open on top of being unresponsive and thinking he has a fucking concussion or he’s been replaced but he’s just doing case work while muttering nonsense in his fucking sleep for some reason

[spirallingstarcases]

someone put “2023 pete going into heat during headfirst slide” on the fob bingo please

[its-tortle]

help to make the season bright

read on ao3!

~20k, shrunkyclunks, strangers to lovers, christmas fic

There’s anxiety gnawing at Bucky's bones, so he tries to make a list of what he knows and has. He has some groceries. He has his gloves, and his lip balm. He has his wallet, and he has his phone. What he doesn't have is his keys, and thus, a way to get into the house. It’s after eight pm on Christmas Eve, and it’s below freezing outside. His mother has his spare key, and ordinarily he would call her, but right now she’s nearly 4000 miles away. There’s no way she would be able to help him.

“Fuck,” he proclaims out loud.

A pigeon on the sidewalk across the street flutters away.

Another voice cuts through the cold. “You okay?”

Bucky looks up to see a silhouette on the balcony two floors above him. Clearly, he had been swearing louder than he intended to. The figure is clearly male, and built like a fucking brick house, but the light behind him makes any other features vague and indistinguishable.

“Uh, yeah,” Bucky says dumbly. “I just- I forgot my keys.”

“I’ll let you in.”

The silhouette disappears from the balcony.

Bucky steps forward to retrieve his groceries from the steps of the building, and has just picked up the last can of cat food when the door opens. He looks up to meet the man who saved him from hypothermia.

And what a man it is.

[theringleader]

will osprey should go into the meat grinder kingsman 2 style

[sofia-not-sophie]

The Hbomberguy vid got me to finally finish my citations for a project that’s due tomorrow lol

[residents-of-spookys-mansion]

obligatory host check-in. how's that ex-vlogger holding up

He’s so done with everyone’s bs

Old man’s definitely the “you damn kids” type

[vampgf]

i haven't really used photo mode except for on kashyyyk

[robo-milky]

A reward…?

[acebytaemin]

the fucking shitshow i experienced today…

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

screaming crying coughing up blood every time i have to fucking defend genocide joe bc ppl wanna lie and say he isn't responsible for most of the best domestic policy we've seen in decades

his foreign policy is dogshit, yes, and he should rightly be called on it and primaried out, but we can criticize the shit he's actually done wrong instead of making shit up about him ~not doing anything good~

[lemaldusiecle]

Sliding Doors (1998)

[baddingtonbitch]

it's been so long since i've watched meet joe black that some scenes feel new but i know for a fact i've seen it because i distinctly remember killing the vibe at a friend's house when it was on tv and everyone was like omg so romantic and i was like are you kidding me he would be the worst lay EVER. first of all he's rude as hell, he's on his first day of standing lessons, and he's never heard of peanut butter or sat in a chair with wheels on it like he barely knows how to open doors the dick would be abysmal

[artofapeach]

TRAGIC my library doesn’t have the rest of the series 😔