#with one even winning a grammy 💀

[jamestaylorswift]

@godofsmallthings’ excellent tags on my previous post also made me think about the inevitability of Taylor going back to pop post-folkmore, and what her goals were in making this album. yes she could’ve leaned into the “we made this quickly” angle, but would that have sold a lot of records? or maybe that would’ve felt old, because folklore and evermore were made quickly. I just think about the (unfortunately unfulfilled) wish that she would have used techniques she flexed making folkmore in making new and fresh pop music (e.g. stories with flipped perspectives, triptychs, experimentation with song structure, massive amounts of detail, etc), and how while pop is the genre that she’s been in the longest, I feel like she’s not innovating in the genre like she used to. it’s partly a production issue - few things in midnights dazzle musically compared to experimentation in the past (e.g. IKYWT). I also think the fact that critics reacted so positively to something that didn’t represent a truly original pivot will be a net negative. (that said, I’ll be the first one to say that pivoting all the time isn’t necessarily the best thing.) I think midnights only succeeded as a “return to pop” and not as something “new and fresh” like they’ve said. (like, 1989 was innovative For Her and, because she was so popular, innovative in general, but by contrast I can’t say the same thing about any of her other pop albums.) it’s almost like it didn’t matter which direction she could’ve pushed further, but on midnights she didn’t push hard any one particular way and the result ended up lacking

[sweetiepoison]

Famous Baby (Social Media Blurb)

It all started with posts you added to your instagram story. Your fans immediately began flooding your dms with questions about why you’re in Toronto.

You of course have friends that live in the city but since speculation has begun about you and a certain NHL player, it’s hard to believe you’re there just visiting friends.

Some news outlets started reporting that you were in Toronto with Shawn, “rekindling” your relationship. They used the fact that you went to his show months before and pictures taken of the two of you at the Drew House party.

You post two more pictures to your insta story during the leafs game which had everyone going crazy.

Fan#1: (y/n) really said let me make it clear who my man is

Fan#2: No fr, the Matthews jersey in the second pic she posted like girl….you aren’t being subtle

Fan#3: (y/n) as a wag is what 2024 needed

-> Fan#4: Can you imagine being a wag for the leafs and now (y/f/n) (y/l/n) is also one and you get to hang out with her!

->Fan#5: She would be the ultimate wag!

Fan#6: Steph Marner posted a picture of the game to her insta story and she tagged (y/n)

->Fan#7: STOP! Mitch and Auston are best friends and now we’ll get (y/n) and Steph as best friends!

Fan#8: apparently some fans went up to her during the game and she was super sweet and took pictures

->Hater#1: people were saying she wasn’t wearing his jersey like that’s so unsupportive

->Fan#9: She doesn’t need to wear his jersey to be supportive like gtfo 😤

@yourusername: Lover girl 💙🤍

Load more comments….

Fan#1: I know ya’ll also saw Auston’s post 👀

->Fan#2: They aren’t even trying to hide it

->Fan#3: fr the matching captions, the hearts being the leafs colors…might as well just tell us

Fan#4: I’m so happy that she’s happy!

Fan#5: I know that tattooed arm!!

Mitchmarner: Just move here already

->yourusername: Can I stay at your place?

->Mitchmarner: yeah you can sleep between Steph and I

->stephmarner: she’s actually taking your spot in our bed 🤷‍♀️

-> yourusername: say less…bags are packed

Fan#6: NOOO!!! It should be you and Harry!! If you ever loved him you would get back together

->Fan#7: Can people move on and accept reality like it’s so weird

->Fan#8: I loved her and Harry, but obviously it wasn’t meant to be and we can’t bash her for moving on with her life

Yourbff#1: It’s giving soft launch

Youbff#2: It’s giving my man my man my man

->yourusername: You two will always be my #1’s no matter what 💖

@AustonMatthews: Lover boy 😮‍💨

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Fan#1: Alexa play that should be me

->Fan#2: Idk who I want to be more Auston or (y/n)

->Fan#3: No bc you are so real for that

Fan#4: It has to be (y/n), she’s worn those sweats before during tour rehearsals

Fan#6: oh he’s down bad for her

->Morganrielly: horrendously bad

Mitchmarner: World’s biggest simp

->Fan#7: the confirmation we’re getting from all their friends in the comments is crazy 🤯

->Fan#8: no literally there was probably a pr meeting they were supposed to attend and obviously no one showed up 💀😭

Hater#1: this is gonna be terrible for his game, she’s just gonna be a distraction

->Fan#9: she literally has a whole life and career outside of him. Like she doesn’t even have the time to be a distraction

->Fan#10: she’s the best distraction to have

->Fan#11: tell me your a hater and desperate without telling me your a hater

Fan#12: Kinda random, but I love that their styles compliment each other

->Fan#13: I was thinking the same thing! I love the lowkey matching

Fan#14: I love that (y/n) was trying to be subtle and Auston was like “no I’m showing off my girl”

Fan#15: hand her back to @harrystyles

Multi-Grammy winning pop star, (y/f/n) (y/l/n) and NHL superstar, Auston Matthews have fans speculating (and fangirling) about a possible romance between the two. While we haven’t seen a picture of the two together, back and forth posts across social media platforms have fans suspecting there might be something more than friendship there.

It’s believed the two met through mutual friend, Justin Bieber. And while we don’t know exactly when it’s clear they started becoming closer at the beginning of this year, starting with the NHL all star games. (Y/n) attended the weekend in Toronto with friends to support Bieber who was a celebrity captain alongside Matthews.

The 7 Rings singer who has been on her world tour since the summer took a break before going overseas and seems to have spent a majority of that break in Toronto.

(Y/n) posted on her instagram story at a Toronto Maple Leafs game this past weekend as they took on the Edmonton Oilers at Scotiabank arena. One post in particular caught fans eyes. At first glance it’s simple enough, a glass of wine at the game, but fans focused on the fact that also featured in the picture was a fan in front of her with a Matthews jersey on, possible a tribute to her new relationship.

When asked about (y/l/n)’s attendance following his 2 point game, Mathew’s gave up very little info. “Yeah she decided to come to a game, but so did a few thousand other people.” Auston continued, “She’s an extremely popular celebrity who is insanely talented so I’m not surprised she received a lot of attention.”

He shut down further conversation about the pair’s relationship status by saying, “I’m not going to talk about my personal life. I know what you want me to say, but it’s not my place to speak for or about her without her permission.” When asked by another reporter if (y/l/n) reached out to him about his goals or the teams win he responded, “And that’s gonna wrap it up here” ending the press conference altogether.

Later in the week the two posted to Instagram within hours of each other and fans pointed out that many of the pictures are similar. (Y/n)’s post included a boat ride featuring the Toronto skyline. Auston was a little bit more bold as his post also included a boat ride with the Toronto skyline and kissing girl but her face can’t be seen. They also had similar captions with (y/n)’s being “lover girl” and Auston’s being “lover boy”.

While they are giving away very little, we along with the rest of the world are excited about this possibly new couple.

[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

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yourusername Mama is out tonight 😜🤭 😈 Celebrating Grammy weekend 📸 by my hubby jackharlow

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jackharlow My mama 😮‍💨🥵

yourusername Always bubs 🤞🏼😘🫶🏻

urbanwyatt My job 🤦🏼‍♂️ 📸

jackharlow Well you’re not around. I did good though right?

yourusername LMAAOOO you did babe, if not I wouldn’t have posted them.

yourbestiename Damn hottie 🔥 🔥 pick me up!!!

druski2funnny No, what your ass needs to do is be with your husband.

yourbestiename STFU, you wanted drama, you got it.

neelamthadhani 😍😍😍😍 babes you’re hot

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jackharlow Ready for whatever tonight brings, wether it’s another baby, some backseat loving, BRING IT!!!! 📸 by my sexy wife yourusername

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yourusername JACKMAN!!!!!! No babies anytime soon. Backseat loving? Always 🤭

jackharlow Oh I’ll take that 🤪😜

druski2funnny FREAKS

druski2funnny But can I watch?

jackharlow NOOO

druski2funnny See now you’re just being mean, what happened to us being life partners?

yourusername When I get tired of him, I’ll send him your way.

druski2funnny Got it, you’re the best

jackharlow Do I have a say in this.

yourusername NO

druski2funnny NOPE

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yourusername He doesn’t even know what I’m singing half of the time, but he’s my number one hype man 🥺🤞🏼

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yourbestiename Love to see it 💜

claybornharlow Acting like a damn fool all night long 🙄

yourusername That’s how I love him🫶🏻😜

jackharlow For life baby 😍😘💜

yourusername And beyond that 🫶🏻��

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jackharlow Matching with my girls 💚

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yourusername 😘😘😘 We love you

neelamthadhani Aww

urbanwyatt Don’t say aww, Mia was crying because you kept trying to carry her 💀

druski2funnny Mia knows 😉 lmaooo

neelamthadhani Knows what?

druski2funnny That you’re annoying lmao

yourusername Now hold up, don’t be using my baby as an excuse 🤦🏻‍♀️😩😭😭😭😭

urbanwyatt Was she not crying when Nee tried carrying her?

yourusername Yes

urbanwyatt Ok so there you have it

neelamthadhani To be fair, she only likes going with her parents.

claybornharlow Not true, she loves when I carry her

neelamthadhani Whatever she still loves me

druski2funnny Does she though? This is the fifth time I hear she cries when you try to hold her

neelamthadhani DRU MIND YOUR BUSINESS

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yourusername Last night we celebrated my husband, I’m just so proud of the man he is. 2022 was definitely his year and this year will be 100xs better. Tonight you’ll win a Grammy- yes I said you WILL!!!!! There’s no one else who deserves it more, I’m putting it out into the universe and I know your fans are as well. He’s been stressed, so I booked us a couples massage and I was going to let him just relax for the day but he said he rather be with the kids until it’s time to get ready!!!!! AHHHHHH MY BABY IS A GRAMMY NOMINEE AND HES GONNA TAKE THEM ALL HOME 🙏🏻 also ummm why do y’all have him sitting next to that girl? 🙄 ANYWHOOO, goodluck bubs, I’m so proud of you and I’ll always be. I love you 💕

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jackharlow 🥹🥹 Baby…….

jackharlow Don’t get me started now 😢 I fucking love you. Thank you for always having my back. For reassuring me whenever I don’t make it home in time due to work. Thank you for the best kids ever. Thank you for loving me, but most of all, thank you for riding this out with me and never second guessing our relationship. I love you mamas 😘

urbanwyatt ❤️

druski2funnny I guess he’s alright

yourusername He’s more than alright 🤪

yourbestiename Fam 🤍 I love you guys. Goodluck Jack 🙏🏻

neelamthadhani ❣️❣️❣️❣️couldn’t have said it any better!!!!! Tonight’s gonna be a good day!!!!!!

claybornharlow Idk who’s more nervous, your or him???? But good luck brother, I know you’ll win them all ❤️‍🔥

jackharlow Thank you. She’s more nervous though, I have to stop her from shaking her legs and playing with her ring

yourusername 😭😭😭😭😭 I’m just so excited and happy for you babe

druski2funnny What happens if he doesn’t win?

yourusername HE GETS TO PUT A BABY INSIDE ME!!!!!

urbanwyatt A couple of posts ago you said no babies, now you’re saying yes to him???

jackharlow 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

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[allamericansbitch]

it is kind of funny that the same swifties that were upset at taylor being slighted by not winning soty and saying “ofc she’s lose against a grammy darling 🙄🙄” are the same ones who blatantly ignore the systemic racism in today’s aoty win. it’s not taylor’s fault like obv she didn’t personally invent racism or white privilege, but i have to laugh at people babying taylor for never winning soty while being like “people should stfu about midnights not deserving to win.”

it’s not surprising that swifties would ignore racism in the grammys for taylor (1989 aoty for example) but it’s genuinely frustrating to see them act like taylor is an underdog still. and the fact that people can’t have conversations even remotely touching on the fact that the aoty win was tacky and only given as a statement to her successful year without being called a hater is exhausting. i thought the same with harry styles snubbing beyonce last year. like a black woman hasn’t won aoty since 1999 and i’m supposed to feel sorry that taylor lost soty to another white girl?

i really do like taylor (well i’m ehh on her as a brand and i like her music a lot!) and i think she genuinely deserved soty for certain songs in the past, but i would love to understand what world swifties live in to where they just dgaf. and i can’t even say it’s only white swifties (though it mostly is) because i’ve seen non white ones also be like “well sza’s album sucked!” when that’s not the point of the conversation people are trying to have lol …

Literally how do we break it to their rich white billionaire icon that she is not the underdog because she didn’t win one Grammy but won 2 others the same night like 💀

[mchiti]

because harry is white and he always had very powerful very rich white jewish-american managers who pushed him everywhere until he became 'someone'. zayn could never had the same chance unfortunately even though he's way better than harry musically and vocally. harry's team made him 'a kardashian' first and a musician after and that what got him fame in the US.

I think the only thing I would argue is that zayn kinda had that chance at first, pillowtalk and mom era was successful, some of his collabs went high on rotation and of course him dating gigi also had quite the impact...I guess he's never made for that kinda of fame tho you know? and it's totally fine, just sad that you really need to be a kardashian type of artist to make it. I do totally agree there's a big reason of white privilege for harry's tho. While I'm not interested in his music whatsoever besides a couple of songs I find cute, I can recognise he definitely has the best pr management out there, he knows what to do, what to say... like the machine behind him is legit insane. I find the whole treatpeoplewithkindness image pretty comical in 2024 and with a world in shambles but that's just me I guess. that alone is quite a white privilege perspective tho isn't it lol 💀 and he's always had that aura since day 1, it's not a coincidence that a lot of my white friends into 1d back then had their faves and it was mostly harry or louis etc. the discourse around zayn and his character has always been pretty weird and I don't think it's only because of him zayning in 2015 because it's been 10 years now like. Yeah the jewish-american management behind harry is unreal, besides the fact they literally donate millions to zionism and settlers which is crazy ugly and I don't think the fans really care about it. Ultimately it just makes me sad you can tell that on a high level the industry is absolutely white dominated and they are the ones dictating who wins the grammys and who's most fitted to "represent" us all. I mean, it's plenty of artists outside denouncing this, it's not just me random user on tumblr you know.

[shit-talk-turner]

Not Amanda making a scene about the grammys. They even went there like they expected to win?! 💀 I bet Matt had a speech written lol

I think you guys are taking their stories too seriously. Of course they're going to say they were "robbed" they were the ones who lost, but they said it in passing to really discuss meeting Sporty Spice. I really don't think it's that big of a deal

[rosietrace]

Melodic Misconceptions 🎹 (2/?)

Track 02: Decisions

Synopsis: Victoria Shard was a former member of the popular idol group [ Poisoner ] from NRC corporations. After discourse with her group leader, Victoria decided it was best for her to leave and pursue her solo career in a record label run by her parents.

It had been half a year since her separation from her old group, and Victoria had never been more successful. But now she has a new problem. She must return to NRC corporations in order to mentor the seven idol groups.

Ellis Clawthorne is a member of [ (Co)-connect ] the most recent group under NRC'S belt. With no experience as an idol, Ellis must persevere in order to succeed and pursue her dreams.

Will both girls be able to adapt to their current situations?

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Author's note: When your oc probably has more Grammys than Ariana Grande 💀 sorry for the possibly inaccurate representation of the Grammys, I don't really watch it- Also RIP because of the small text, if you guys prefer the normal size I can do that ^^

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"And now, the results for the best album award!..."

She sat in her chair, legs crossed, eyes filled with contempt. There was a small part of her that wanted her to win, even if she was only invited as a nominee.

The people around her also thought the same thing. Some wanted their first Grammy, others wanted another for their collection, and some were there knowing how low of a chance it was that they'd be chosen.

Victoria happened to be among the second. She's been given the chance to be invited to the Grammys, and almost every time she comes home with one or two to add to her collection.

But for this moment, Victoria felt she wasn't bringing a single one at all.

Her recent album, 'Silent Games, was a success. But the reviews were much more mixed(in my opinion) compared to her last album.

She had been nominated for best album and best vocals, but ended up being a member of [ (Co)-connect ] to win the vocals award.

Victoria bit her bottom lip anxiously. She knew the cameras were rolling and that it was likely that they'd film her reactions, so she made it her mission to make sure they didn't know what she was thinking at that moment.

"For this year, awarded for best album…. Victoria Shard!"

Her shoulders jumped for a moment but slouched in relief. She smiled for the cameras, standing up and walking over to the stage to receive her Grammy and give some sort of inspirational speech.

She shook hands with the host before they gave her the Grammy, and Victoria slowly walked over to the microphone hanging off of the stand.

"Oh, I am… Happy yet relieved. I was rather fearful of how I'd feel if I didn't win," Victoria chuckled after the crowd let out a good laugh.

"Turns out I don't need to worry about that. Maybe next year but not for this year." She said before raising her Grammy in the air victoriously. And the cameras didn't hesitate to take photos of both her and the Grammy.

Lowering her arm, Victoria giggled."Yeah. I'll be heading off early this year… Have a good night everyone!" The crowd cheered while she walked down the stage's stairs and her assistant quickly rushed to her side.

"You're leaving early?" Odette, Odile's younger sister, asked while holding a copy of Victoria's schedule.

Sighing, she nodded. Odette nodded and pressed the button on her earpiece, "Prepare the limo. She's going home early." Odette talked with the driver on the other line.

When she finished speaking, she sent Victoria a nod of confirmation before they walked out.

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Victoria laughed dryly, scrolling through the responses to her winning yet another Grammy.

Some of the comments were full of surprise. But others were almost unnecessarily rude, and one was going as far as to say they'd rather fuck Jeffrey Dahmer than see her win, much to Victoria's dismay.

Suddenly, Victoria's phone buzzed, but it wasn't a comment from her Twitter feed. No, it was a message from her father.

Naturally, Victoria clicked the notification and was taken to her conversation with her father.

After that, she silently groaned and quickly contacted Odette."Schedule a meeting with my parents." She requested.

Odette hummed confusingly."I'd be happy to, but is there a specific date in mind?" Victoria let out an audible 'ah'.

"Yes. Day after tomorrow, I'm still tired after the Grammys."

"I'll be sure to make the preparations."

After giving Odette a quick 'thank-you', Victoria ended the conversation from there.

Now all she had to worry about was what her parents wanted to talk about.

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Her heels clicked, eyes filled with curiosity and silent fear as she walked into the office of her parents' record label.

In an instant, her mother pulls her in for a hug."I'm so glad to see you, sweetie!" Vivian exclaimed as Victoria happily hugged her back.

"I'm glad to see you too, mother." Victoria replied with a tender smile, bordering on a grin.

Florian chuckled and stood up from his seat, quickly joining in on the short-lived hug between the family. After they all pulled away, Victoria tilted her head at her father.

"What is it that you wish to speak of?" She questioned, receiving a sense of dread as a response.

"Er…."

".... You won't be upset, right?"

Victoria's eyes turn narrow."Why would I?" Florian gulped, noticing the resemblance he and his daughter had before quickly brushing it off and gesturing to a nearby chair.

"I… Think it's best if you have a seat." Florian suggested, with Vivian hesitantly nodding in agreement. Confused, Victoria agreed to his suggestion and sat next to her parents.

Why do I feel like they did something that affects my career without my permission…. Victoria thought before quickly denying those thoughts. There's no way… Right?

Vivian inhaled, lightly bumping her husband's arm with her elbow, an indication that he should be the one to break whatever news they were meant to share.

"..... We signed an agreement with NRC corporations that'll make you a mentor for their idol groups."

And cue Victoria falling silent. Whatever composure she had? It all rapidly fell apart. She stood up, anger flaring in her eyes, and Vivian felt a sense of regret at seeing such a look in her daughter's face.

"No. Absolutely not." She immediately refused, crossing her arms and looking away. It made Florian interpret her reaction as if she were a child.

He exhaled."You don't exactly have a choice, dearest. The contract's already been signed." He clarified, which didn't make it any better since Victoria only got even more upset.

She growled beneath her breath."Annul it! There's no way in hell I'm returning to that place!" Victoria yelled, albeit not loudly.

Vivian waved her hands defensively."W-We thought that this would be a good experience for you! Maybe you could even rekindle relationships with your old group members?-" all Vivian got was a groan of exasperation.

"No way in hell! After what Vil said about my abilities, I'm not speaking to them!"

"Victoria! You need to understand that that was a long time ago and that you desperately need to move on. We understand if you don't want to rejoin, but please put some thought into this…" Florian trailed, causing Victoria to raise her eyebrow as she awaited the conclusion to his defense.

"... If you don't want to, we can annul the contract." Florian promised to his daughter. Vivian inhaled sharply and turned to her daughter, giving her a nod as a way to tell her that her father was being honest.

And so, for the next 25 minutes of standing in silence, Victoria was pondering if the idea was good.

Florian and Vivian anticipated her answer to be negative…. Until she finished pondering and locked eyes with them to give them the confirmation.

"So?" Vivian stepped a bit closer, a glimmer of hope that her daughter would agree to the concept.

Hesitant, Victoria inhaled.

".... Fine. I'll become a mentor to those divisions."

Starting with the one with the least experience. (Co)-connect.

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Bonus Teaser for second Track:

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[here2bbtstrash]

Ugh the choice was realistic even if it was so heartbreaking for me. The whole ch was nice and realistic. The dialogue is good. I loved the funny, soft, and sexy parts. I wanted to join in on the anti-mc train, but it is realistic that she is struggling to process her emotions with Yoongi and love. esp since she had a cheating ex. (its min fucking yoongi tho huh?? i got so jealous in this ch lol) How could she think he had some bad intentions for letting her sleep on the bed tho?? That's such a romance cliche. She's so dense that it's annoying even if it's part of enemies to lovers ugh. Morning sex with Yoongi where he whispers in her ear omg! Yoongi being a simp especially with the dress. The lil piano moment aww. As a poc and asian in the US, fuck racists. Love that mc and yoongi defend each other aww. The karaoke part was so funny! Cat and dog with cat ears. imagining yoongi doing that is so funny lol. I'm a lil sad that they didn't indulge in pet play and got cockblocked tho lol. Ahh the drunk confession!! Mc realize your feelings and accept them omg! Jimin push her! Also music artist Yoongi in the fic??! If yes, please say what type of songs he makes. esp to manifest for his solo album. As a Yoongi stan, I am torn between wanting his album and promotions to arrive faster or not.

eeeee anon !!! thank u for taking the time to share your thoughts with me, i love long feedback like this it really means the world 🥺

realistic is my FAVORITE compliment so i'm very honored you feel that way 🫠 i was going for realism in the grammy results too obv, and it absolutely broke my heart to write it ❤️‍🩹 SORRY YOONGI we all know he deserved to win 😩

ahhhh i really appreciate you picking up on that piece of backstory we got out of reader! she talks about it pretty flippantly but infidelity in a relationship can really leave a wound and definitely make it hard to trust people or assume good intentions! i cannot deny that she is also dense tho lmaooooo like.... you're not wrong 🤣

yoongi was SUUUUUCH a simp this chapter and i had so much fun writing him as one 🤭 the asshole exterior is melting!!!! the slow burn is burning 😩

fuck racists enough saiddddd 💜

HAHAHA NOT INDULGING IN PETPLAY IN THE NORAEBANG 💀 they have to save that for the office ofc 🤪

lmaoooo jimin tried too 😭 it's all up to reader now, we gotta see how it goes in the morning when they both wake up with raging hangovers 🥴 what could possibly go wrong

and ooooop you caught that lil mention didn't ya 👀 let's just say that's not the last we'll hear about yoongi's music - or should i say agust d 🥵

THANK YOU for reading and sharing your thoughts with me!!! can't wait to drop chapter 10 on you sooooon 😘💜

[kendri-of-the-woods]

No really it was like that

Like even today 90% of country songs are about beer, America, and breakups/getting back with an ex

I remember one of (and still to this day) my fave country songs is Wagon Wheel (I forget the artist but I do recall he won a music award, don't know if it was country specific or Grammy or whatev but he did win one for that song) and it's like. It's not a complex song. It doesn't mention beer or America or an ex, it's just a dude wanting to be loved

Like it's so hard to find any good country nowadays bc almost every song on the radio sounds the exact same, even the singers. There used to be this other song, "If I Died Young", and it was by a female artist (I also forget her name lol) and nowadays it's damn near impossible to find a female country artist on the radio that doesn't have a male singer in it, or one that whines about how "men are losing their masculinity"

But I digress, since I'm literally listening to Hatsune Miku's "Rolling Girl" rn lol 💀💀

[officialtayley]

no one hates the fact that paramore agreed to open for taylor more than me 💀💀💀 i'm sorry but her fans are the the only people in the whole world that would keep moaning and complaining about paramore opening for her instead of sabrine or gracie... like this is highest profile artist that could possibly ever open for her. 20 years of incredible career, grammy winning, selling out arenas on their own (just came back from headlining rod laver arena in melbourne 3 times!!), multiple #1 albums... like it can't get better than this for an opener. doubt the same can be said about any other opener like you can dislike their music idgaf but shut tf up already. you bought a ticket for taylor swift but keep complaining and talking shit about the opener. i swear im going to lose it once they go on this tour because swifties are cruel and vile and annoying. and paramore are going to perform for ppl who don't want them instead of their own fans. (also tiktok swifties saying they don't know any of their songs outside of all i wanted I PRAY they never play this song for them even for one show they don't deserve shit)

i don't like it much either but i'm just ignoring the swifties who have a problem with it. they've been complaining since the day it was announced and i get the feeling those ones will never stop, plus let's be honest if it were gracie she'd just have to cover a taylor song like she does at her own shows, feels like that's only why a lot of them even care about her anyway. but there's a lot of paramore fans who r swifties so the band should be fine, though i'd advise them to never let the crowd try and sing the opening of that's what you get again..... i do NOT need to see a repeat of that one shows on eras tour last time 😭

[saintlaurentproblems]

The Grammy’s are on Sunday!! Who are your Grammy predictions? AOTY, ROTY, best pop album, best pop duo???

After reading what some of the Grammy voters have said about how they vote I feel like a lot of people are gonna be even more mad then they have been these past few years since One of the voters literally said Beyoncé and Adele get everything so they don’t see the point in voting for either one of them 💀

It will be super interesting to see who wins. I really don’t know because it can go so many ways .

[linnlake]

as long as he's not racist or disrespectful to women he's good in my opinion. I think after the cop situation at one of his concerts. he just hasn't been the same. y'all remember when he got drug on twitter for being carried by his black security guards over the mud so he wouldn't get his shoes dirty. this grammy situation isn't making anything better. might make it worse if he wins sadly.

The thing with the security was so stupid to me like the man just didn’t wanna get his shoes dirty and he was having fun like the guards wouldn’t have done if if they were uncomfortable. And do even get me stared on the Grammy thing 💀people are doing the most but I do think the best album one his like the most random selections like why is dj khald up there 😭ain’t no way people were listening to his albums like that he has like 50. And I hope Jack wins atleast 1 but his album didn’t get the best reception over all even tho I loved it. So I already know people will hate if he wins the album one. I could see first class winning tho. Also I didn’t even know about a police incident. What happened with that

[nattinatalia]

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[harrysmimi]

Hi, I'm Harry

Synopsis: Harry bumps into his first teenage crush and love more than a decade later.

A/N: okay, I wrote this back in late September 2021. I can tell that my writing have improved so much, it used to be so chaotic 💀

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Harry was invited to the Grammys like last year!

He was going to be performing and presenting an award. He was also nominated for a couple of categories like last year. There were so many new artists this year. He met a few new people. His performance went so well. It was time for him to be announcing the winner for the New Artist category. He'd missed a few when he was in changing room. He heard the same person winning four fucking awards in a night! That name was weirdly familiar to him. He walked up on the stage with the award and the envelope which he was meant to hand out it's rightful winner. His finger tips played at the edges of the sealed envelope, he slipped his thumb under the flap breaking the seal completely.

"And the Grammy goes to..." He spoke opening up the envelope fully. The name was a huge shock to him. "And the Grammy goes to YN."

The audience at the venue erupted in cheers and screams. Even the celebrities sitting just in front of the stage were clapping. Harry swore his heart skipped a beat when he let his eyes trail to the spot light.

She looked completely shocked. Of course he would be shocked to! She had her mouth covered with her palms, a little boy sitting next to her hugged her tightly. The look on her face was of complete joy!

His heart beat started to speed up with her each step to the stage. Same brown skin he liked to press his little kisses to. Same brown eyes glancing at him made those butterflies start their own rave in his tummy. Dressed in her traditional clothes, a very sparkly green saree, showing off her skin at the right places. The diamond beaded fabric of her saree hugged her curves perfectly, a full sleeved blouse adorned her upper body. The black of the netted sleeves made her look even prettier and grown up. She appeared to be a tiny bit taller, she wasn't wearing heels but flats Harry confirmed when she lifted up her saree just enough to climb up the four steps on the stage, managing not to trip over. Her hair were pulled back into a low bun at the back of her head, a butterfly shaped hair jewelry was stuck onto the right side of her head. Loose curls of the framing pieces of her her hair framed her pretty face perfectly.

She was now stood next to him at a hands distance, beaming. Harry handed her the award and moved away from the mic stand. "Hi, I am Harry. Congratulations!"

"Hi! Thank you!" She took the little golden record player in her hands. She just spared him one single glance. He felt stupid blush creep upto his face, he didn't know why he introduced himself like that. She knew him pretty well, or at least he liked to keep it that way. It would be a bad stinger if she forgot about him. She was not his first girlfriend but she was very special to her. He's wrote many songs about her, but they were too personal for him to be putting out for millions of people to hear them.

"I am out of words." She started her speech. Her voice sounding watery yet carried a very happy undertone. "This is so, so, surreal to me. Couldn't be more grateful to all you lovelies who have been a huge support from past twelve years now. This couldn't have been happening without you guys."

Her referring to her fans as lovelies warmed Harry's heart so much!

She have been making music from past twelve years? Same time as him!?

Rest of her speech was a blur to him really. He was busy admiring her from aside.

He dated her for a three! It was special for him. She was his girlfriend ten fucking years ago. He had a huge crush on her, he was very obsessed with her. He lost contact with her even before he could confess his love to her after he was put into a band. The same smile adorned her face which would appear every time he'd peck her cheek or her lips. The same notes of giggles left her lips when he'd crack his stupid knock knock jokes, which she'd genuinely find very funny— or that's what she always told him. She had a faint London accent carrying in her words. He was told by her Mum that he moved back to her home town in India a year later he moved out. He was pulled out of his admiring thoughts when she turned to him.

"Thank you so much Harry!" She smiled at him lifting up her trophy, thanking him to present it to her.

"Of course!" He smiled wider, resting his hand on his heart in appreciation of her thank you. He handed her the envelope with her name which she was supposed to keep with her as they walked down the stage.

The show went on as YN rushed to hug her little brother in excitement. The last time Harry saw him, he was just three months old. Her father had also accompanied her there. Harry just couldn't wait to chat with her at the after party, he just hoped she'd be there. She wasn't drinking, maybe she doesn't but he really hoped she'd be there at the after party!

YN was just fourteen and Harry was about sixteen when they were dating. Harry was her first boyfriend, he was approved by her parents so he was a very part of her life really. It was a very miserable quite a while for her after their not mutual break up. But she had been doing very well. Until two years ago. She was married off by her parents the true Indian style in an arranged marriage. Turned out that her marriage was very emotionally abusive, it was her husband. She recently divorced with husband (now ex-husband). She have a almost three month old son now. But she was doing way better now that she was out of the very emotionally abusive relationship.

But she is completely fine!

She just couldn't wait to go back to her hotel room where her son was waiting for her with his Nana. His father didn't wanted to be involved in his life so YN was raising him alone. She felt bad for leaving him like that alone for hours. While it was nice to be back at work after six months long maternity break (though she was still writing and making new music), her Mummy heart wasn't happy about leaving her baby alone. Well, he wasn't alone he had his Nana with him.

But she had to just show up at the after party. Just show her face and that she does socialise. Her whole career she worked in Bollywood. It's very recently just before she got married was when she released her first English Album which was a huge milestone of her career. It was her second English Album which earned her five freaking Grammys tonight! Her songs were always charting and her shows would be always sold out. She missed performing at concerts which she haven't been able to go from past year. She had a c-section so she was advised to take rest for at least six months before she'd start her usual work out of her tour. Her son was barely three months old. She could even perform tonight at award show.

Harry was surprised that he was so unaware of her music. Jeff gave him a little back story about her music career. She turned out to be most private celebrity he's ever known. There was so much little known about her personal life. She didn't do many interviews or TV appearances. Only thing which was known that she lived alone in London now. Jeff also told him that she have three of her songs charting at the Billboard top 50 right now from past three weeks. Harry really needs to listen to her entire discography now! And also that she'd worked in a few movies as well.

She was taking home five Grammys tonight!

He doesn't care if he sounds cheesy or weird or stupid, but he didn't not realise how much he actually missed her until now.

At the after party he found her alone, by the bar busy on her phone texting. A glass of water in her hand. Harry took in a few deep breaths to kill his nerves, he gave himself a few encouraging affirmations.

Come on Harry! Man up, just a tiny bit! She is not going to kill you. Go up to her and talk! Don't be fucking rude!

"Hello!" He approached her. She locked he phone and looked up him.

God his heart is about to burst out of his rib cage!

"Hey!" She smiled.

"Congratulations for tonight." He said.

"Oh thank you so much, and congratulations to you too!" She said.

He completely forgot he won his second Grammy tonight as well!

"Thanks love." He smiled turned into one of shy ones. "How have you been? It's been very long, hope you didn't forgot about me."

"Thirteen years." She said, "and no, I did not forget about you. And I am been doing pretty well actually. What about you?"

"I'm— I'm good too." He felt the same nervousness as of when he asked her out on a date that day.

"Great!" She beamed.

He was making it awkward now!

"Let me get you a drink if you don't mind." He offered.

"Oh no, I can't drink." She politely declined. She was breastfeeding her son, she can't be drinking now. "But thank you."

He nodded.

"How is Anne and Gemma?" She enquired.

God he remembers. Her and Gemma's friendship was so iconic. YN enjoyed so much to tease and piss him off with her sister! YN was very close to his Mum too. His Mum approved of her after all!

"They've been doing very well. Gemma had a baby boy few months ago." He said proudly. He was proud to be an Uncle now.

"Awh! Congratulations her and you as well." YN said excitedly. Her phone dinged on the bar counter beside her.

Harry swore he didn't meant to peep but it was a text from her mother. He felt a weird heavy feeling in her heart seeing her lockscreen. It was her in a hospital gown holding a baby, it was so obvious that baby was hers. She was quick to clear the notification and turn her phone on it's screen.

"You had a baby too?" He asked, swallowing a lump which was stuck in his throat.

Come on! It's been almost thirteen years. Don't be so heart broken!

YOU NEVER CONFESSED TO HER, YOU ASSHOLE! NEVER GAVE HER A DAMN CLOSURE!

"Yeah!" She looked happy. "He turned four months old today."

"Awh!" He cooed chuckling, half heartedly. "Congratulations!"

Now it made sense why she declined his offer to get her a drink!

"Thank you, thank you."

She hasn't changed a bit. She was the same YN. As loud and bubby as he remembered her to be. They chatted for whole two hours about catching up. She never talked about her baby or her partner though. He was cringing at his subtle flirting, but he couldn't stop himself.

"It was nice meeting you again, Harry. But I should leave now." She said.

"It was nice to meet you too." He reciprocated. "Do you think we can some day?"

"Oh! Sure, we can make that happen." He was surprised how easily she agreed to meet him up, "you can come over for dinner this Sunday if you're free."

Ah! She has definitely not changed! She loved to flaunt her amazing cooking skills, she always invited him over to try out new recipes she made, back then.

"Sure!" He nodded, "can— can I have your number if that's okay?"

"Yeah!" She nodded. He fished out his phone from his pocket and handed it to her after unlocking it. She typed in her number and saved it just by her name. He made sure to send her a little Hi so she have his number on her phone as well.

"I'll save it later." She grabbed her phone. "See you soon."

"Yeah, see you." It took everything in his to not just pull in a bear hug.

He just watched her leave the hall making her way through the crowd to the main exit. He felt a hand on his shoulder.

"Harry? You're staring." It was jeff teasing him. "Looks like you've got a crush on him huh?"

"It's not like." Harry blushed chugging down the left over drink in his hand.

"Right, right." Jeff rolled his eyes ordering his own drink.

"We used to date before I went for X Factor." Harry explained shyly.

"No fucking way! Are you serious?" Jeff was shocked.

"Yeah..." He nodded.

"She seems very sweet. I did had a chat with her a before." Jeff said.

"Yeah she is." Harry nodded again. He was a bit tipsy already. Seeing the girl he loved once was getting to him. He blamed it all on the alcohol in his system. "I never told her I loved her you know."

"Oh so she's the girl you wrote that song about?" Jeff said refering to his unreleased song.

"Uhhh... Yeah." He agreed. "I feel so bad you know."

Maybe that's one of the things he regrets in his life. He never told her he loved her.

"It's okay. Everything happens for a reason." Jeff patted his shoulder in assurance. Harry just nodded.

He was now just looking forward for dinner with YN on the Sunday.

[snalsupremacy]

2022 events (complete!)

- Disclaimer: These are not all of the events that happened in 2022, just the ones I happen to come across.

-Circus band plays megalovania to the Pope -Tumbrl/IOS mega ban causes tumbrl to create a new language -Tumbrl has become too profitable, unlike CW who hasn't been profitable since 2006 -Italian senate zoom bombed with r34 of Tifa from Final Fantasy -Microsoft bought Activation Blizzard for 70 billion -10th Capybara long bath championship (this isnt much of an notable event but I just found out it exists and now so do you) -Netflix stocks plummet -TOTALLY SPIES REBOOT??? -Green M&M drama GUYS ITS NOT EVEN FEB CAN U CALL DOWN - GREEN M&M DRAMA WAS A DISTRACTION TO CHILD LABOR LAWSUIT??!? -Percy Jackson Disney+ series -Did the cryptoland thing happen this year?

-Maus school ban in Tennessee -The yassification of Pinocchio -Everybody is into Wordle -TikToker getting rejected by prestigious college? Scandalous! -Famous Brazilian podcaster publicly supports the foundation of a Nazi political party - Kirby car. Carby. - Palmeiras ainda não tem mundial :( -super bowl or whatever. Palmeiras was so close I could feel it. -Mitski's Laurell Hell on top 5 bill board??? -Incredibly I made it this far without even mentioning that Russia is trying to invade Ukraine -Petrópolis (RJ, Brazil) flods for the second time, killing hundreds -New yuri on ice official art in 2022, I don't even know what to say -Ukraine is getting evacuated -Kanye West insta breakdown -Arthur ends -Monster High reboot Draculaura's design slaps!! -Russia invades Ukraine -Texas anti-trans law now investigating trans kids' families for child abuse -ITS ME BOY IM THE PS5 SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN -Cheese belly weed cat started pokemon gen 9 or smth

-Live Slug reaction - THEY ADDED VIKTOR'S RING SHAKING PISSING CRYING -Florida's don't say gay bill - Disney supports don't say gay bill but Disney workers protest and now Disney doesn't -Parents mad at turning red for showing teenage girls periods, which they have, and twitter mad at them showing cringe drawings, which they also have -Purim and Patrick's Day coincidence which leads to a lot of drunks -DROP THE CAR BATTERY -Everybody watching the 8 hour victorius video (??) -Situation in Ukraine keeps getting worse - Gas price skyrocket now that countries is refusing to import russian gasoline -Jaiden animations comes out as aroace -Evergiven anniversary celebration by having the same ship cross the canal -US politician died? -WILL SMITH SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF CHRIS ROCK ON THE OSCARS also many outfits slapped I am looking (respecfully) at zendaya and timothee chalamet

-Happy april fool's day! Tumbrl did a hole ass click-a-thon with bunch of crabs and even an small text rpg, cool! Also Brick head tumbrl sexymen?? -what happens in April 3rd??? Why is danny phantom everywhere??? Also grammys -R/Place becomes the first virtual active warzone between fandoms. fun! -Sonic 2 hell..... yes (also sonic 3? cant wait!) - LAPD sending in like 100 police men for literally 4 environmental scientists peacefully protesting -Namona re-newed by netflix me thinks - Scart finally gets his accorn as a goodbye to BlueSky studios - Elon Musk tries to buy twitter -Ramadan Easter Pessach combo -Rihanna's boyfrend arrested -Tumbrl blaze drops -MISHA COLLINS COMES OUT AS BISEXUAL -Johnny Depp and Amber Heard lawsuit -Netflix reveals that they lost like 200,00 + 700,00 (from russia) subscribers and expect to lose more -OMG IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING MISHA COMES OUT AS STR8 💀💀 -Elon Musk BUYS TWITTER - Oh yeah Morbius - James Corden leaves late late show lets goooo

- GOP draft leak of trying to overrule roe v wade drops while Met Gala is happening -Everyone into Dracula daily -Eurovision week! Veggies and Pussy will be for ever in my heart. - NEW MCR SONG NEW MCR SONG NEW MCR SONG NEW MCR SON -UK GETS SECOND PLACE??? WTF???? Ukraine wins, NOT LATVIA???? WTF???? - Finland joins NATO - holy shit. Avatar 2. its out, its finally out -Still not fully convinced but hxh might return?? -OH OH OH ITS NOT FAKE ITS NOT FAKE HXH WILL RETURN HOLY SHIT SHAKING AND CRYING RN HXH IS COMING BACK GAHSGSAJ -Happy 3rd anniversary to Promare, best t4t anime couple i will not elaborate -Texas elementary school shooting, 21 dead -Guy throws cake at mona lisa - BTS meets with Joe Biden at the White House??? -Pokemon V&S legendary drop

-Back by unpopular demand: morbius in theaters -Berserk is back -Gravity Falls 10 year anniversary! as a present we got the full we'll meet again song and SO MUCH shade from talks alex had about censorship issues -California ruled that in some situations bees can be considered fish so that it can be protected under the endangered species law -That AI machine that can generate images (DALL-E) -Internet Explorer shuts down -Pikachu man ad nightmare fuel - 3 NEW ATLA MOVIES COMING OUT LETS GO -Elon Musk getting sued or smth -Overruled Roe v Wade - Oslo shooting at LGBT club kills 2 and harms 21 more - Technoblade dies of cancer at 23

- Tributes to Technoblade continue such as other streamers and Minecraft itself - Shooting at 4th of July parade at Chicago, 6 dead - Boris Johnson +50-ish ministers resign in like 48 hours - Kazuki Takahashi, creator of Yu Gi Oh, found dead at a beach - Shinzo Abe, Japan's previous prime minister is assassinated during public speech -Argentinian Economy Minister resigns - Luis Echeverria, Mexican ex-president, dies at 100 - Elon Musk pulls out on Twitter deal and Twitter sues him for that -Georgia Guidestones destroyed - José Eduardo dos Santos, Angolan ex-president, dies at 79 - Sri Lanka's economy collapses, protester storm Gotabaya Rajapaksa's (President) house, as well as setting fire to Ranil Wickremesinghe's (PM) house - Finally good news! The James Webb telescope released some images and they are absolutely BEAUTIFUL! - Ivana Trump (Trump's ex wife) dies of yet unknown causes (Update: I think she fell off stairs?) - The Looney Tunes social media managers just confirmed Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck are a couple???? - Stray is a cat simulator is think? kinda like the goose thing back in like 2018? -Pink sauce that actually kills people -Start Trek actress nichelle nichols dies at 89

- Shakira may be going to prison for Tax Evasion???? - Jo Soares dies at 84 - One of Trump's houses gets raided by the FBI - Bridget from guilty gear confirmed trans! big w! - Serena Williams retires - Olivia Newton-John  dies at 73 - Fan fiction AO3 OTW tiffany election something along those lines idk i dont read - HBO Max Cartoon Network purge

-Florence Pugh arrives at venice film festival while the rest of the cast for Don't Worry Darling does a press interview (?) -Supernatural trending, 3 dead 11 injured - Chris Pine exposed for being and erotica writer and like 5 other things - Dan and Phil posted a video where multiple things are said but mainly notable female celebrity suggested a threesome which is just so funny - Reigen vs Sans finale of the ultimate tumbrl sexyman election interrupted by the death of Queen Elizabeth II - Sans wins bc of he does. Was there even a questions? How tf did reigen even get that high up?? -TRISHA PAYTAS GIVES BIRTH RIGHT AFTER THE QUEEN DIES - TOBY FOX WRITES REIGEN VS SANS FANFICTION WHAT IS GOING ON - Reigen istg he won babygirl awards, anime twink, sexiest anime girl, the nobel peace prize, Dilf, Milf, -Meghan Markle wears the exact same fit as Diana's for the funeral - Harry Styles may or may not spit in Chris Pine's face - SPAMTON SWEEPSTAKES! DONATE AND MAYBE YOU TOO CAN BE A [BIG SHOT] -Iranian police kills woman (Mahsa Amini) over not properly wearing compulsory hijab, causes street riots -New James Webb picture of Saturn! Those pics re-awakening my love for space - 50 twitch dramas one in a row for like 5 days i don't even have the energy to name them all - Huge drama chess involving alleged cheating via anal beads and playing naked to prove wrong what is going on - Brazilian presidential election is like trying to decide between drowning and being on fire - Adam Levine exposed not only for cheating but being catastrophically bad at flirting - Ghost Files! The ghoul boys are back! - Ned from Try Guys cheats on his wife and is consequently gets kicked out of the team - Tumbrl lifts porn ban

- Sacheen Littlefeather dies - Dream face reveal - Bolsonaro and Lula for 2nd term election - Velma canonically lesbian for new Scooby Doo movie - Smth ab She-Hulk I dont have the energy to understand - Mario movie traler release went just as expected: Jack Black sold it and Chris Pratt... is trying his best - SNL parodies the Try Guys video where they announce Ned's leaving by making fun of everyone but ned :/// -Robbie Coltrane (who plays Hagrid in the Harry Potter movies) dies - Minecraft Mob voting! -SNIFFER WINS WHOOO -AO3 reaches 10M works - Markiplier will start an OnlyFans if he beats Joe Rogan in podcasts - Climate activists throw tomatoe soup in Van Gogh's Sunflower - UK PM resigns in 45 days -Elon Musk buys twitter

-Kit Connor forced to come out as Bisexual - Ryan Reynalds joins tumblr on... -The 2 year anniversary of canon destiel - Dracula Daily ends - I think Tommyinnit os on Tumbrl? The poor soul - Chris Evans chosen by People's magazine as the sexiest man alive, good for him! - American midterm elections -Ash from Pokemon finally becomes the very best that no one ever was - Kevin Conroy, famous va for Batman, dies at 66 - Trump announces he will run for 2024 presidential election - Two missiles (allegedly) from Russia hit Polish borders and kills 2 civilians, may cause call for article 5 of NATO - SpaceX launches another rockets i think? - Shane reveals he's a raylo shipper - Pokemon scarlet and violet releases and surprised! Its full of bugs bc its rushes -Breaking news: Sonic frontiers does NOT suck, its not perfect but MAN that means so much to sonic fans - AO3 down - AO3 back up -Jason David Frank, the original green Power Ranger, dies at 49 -Gerar putting their whole he/they pussy into those concert outfits he's been trending for a week now! - I'm so glad more people are talking about Goncharov (1973) is gaining more popularity its literally my favorite mafia film - Colorado shooting at LGBTQ+ club, 5 dead, suspect had already sent bomb threats a year prior and has charges for kidnapping but no one thought that maybe a guy like that should not own a gun :D -The walking dead just ended but most importantly IT WAS RUNNING THIS ENTIRE TIME??? -ARGENTINA LOST TO SAUDI ARABIA LETS GO BRAZIL WE GOT A CHANCE WE GOT THIS VAI BRASIL 100% JESUS VAMO HEXA - VAI BRASIL VAI RICHARLISON FUCK NEYMAR 2 A 0 2 A 0 VAMO HEXA - Argentina won against Mexico i guess :/ - Martin Scorcese acknowledges Goncharov, ending this crazy week of blogging with a bang -Christine McVie, Singer/songwriter of Fleetwood Mac, dies at 79 -Argentina wins again 🙄

-Ye (Kanye West) ruining his career interview by interview - Smth important politically happened in the US Destiel is trending again -US basketball player released from Russian prison in exchange of arms dealer -BRAZIL SPEAK TO ME -Argentina won AGAIN👹 - Elon Musk booed off stage a comedy show - Markiplied drops the OnlyFans and so many people join the site literally broke - Warrior Nun cancelled -JOJOLANDS RELEASE DATE FEB 17TH CANT COME SOON ENOUGH FEB 17TH CANT COME SOON ENOUGH -Argentina wins the world cup :/// I mean better than frnace ig -Messi pic on insta with the trophy beats the egg in most liked image -IM NOT OK ASH AND PIKACHU ARE LEAVING POKEANIME OMG HE MET WITH BUTTERFREE HE'S SAYING GOODBYE TO HIS OLD PALS OMG NO ONE TALK TO ME -BARBIE MOVIE TRAILER YESSS -The Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery out on netflix, and it's good! also Blanc canonically gay and is dating hugh grant in the movies? - Greta Thunberg twet burned andrew tate so hard, he made a comeback video which revealed his location, leading to his arrest!! ANDREW TATE ARRESTED!! -Last OOTT of the year ToT -Pelé, greatest soccer player of all time, died at 82 -This is not nearly as big as anything else on this list but this is my list and I get to put out whatever I want. SZIN POSTED NEW HYBRID HEROES EPISODE WOOOOOOOOO -Former pope died -Bolsonaro escapes to US i bet he won't come back to Brazil -Oof! what a year! see you all in 2023!

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Yeah he knew this beforehand but when you go through it practically it's different. Wouldn't be surprised if he runs off soon

It’s been SIX YEARS he hasn’t done it “soon”. Like YOU negative Nancys will obviously die alone - hopefully with tied tubes or elective castrations because fuck me no one deserves parents like you people - but idk why you wish your miserable and loveless existence on other people. Six years is a long ass time. They could break up tomorrow - they won’t - and it’d be a super successful relationship. Like dudes how fucking long are you gonna do this for? 10 years? 15 years?

Sted is emasculated by Oprah, weirdos on the internet think she’s better with Gayle, they don’t have kids and they never got married.

And yet Oprah and Sted stay and are happy.

Do you need Taylor and Joe to be together for that like 40 yearsish period to consider it serious? Or will you still say “oh he’s gonna run soon”?????

PS in a post Grammy world he can literally never undo this. He’s gonna be famous for fucking her even if they break up tomorrow and he one day wins an Oscar. Headlines will say “London Boy wins Oscar” 🤷🏻‍♀️💀