#with a severe fever.

[parabiota]

One thing I love so much about my job is that it’s no longer an issue if I get sick… I feel like I’m the service / nursing industry I would call my boss like ‘hey I’m sooo sorry but can I please have today off or come in late I have a fever and I’ve been throwing up…’ & that would be met with so much backlash. now I can just email my boss and tell him that I won’t be coming into work because I’m ill and he doesn’t really have a say in the matter.

Like that would be a fireable offense in any of my old jobs. That’s fucking insane to me. Why is this not a policy everywhere

[splitscreen]

BuzzFeed UK | The Severance Cast Play Meme, Myself and I

[marshallseos]

(grips you by the shoulders) listen. just listen. listen

[reputayswift]

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE STORY OF THE GRÅKAPPAN? In ancient times, the king of Sweden himself was known to go incognito amongst his people in the hopes of learning their true grievances. He would don an old, gray robe, a Gråkappan, the name for which he was remembered, to disguise his royal vestments. Kier Eagan himself was known to do so in his ether factories, and Ms. Eagan was carrying on this noble tradition.

▸ King // Florence + The Machine

[dadvans]

i love the differences in the chemistry bertween outie irving and outie burt, and innie irving and innie burt. it's still no doubt there. but their innie selves were almost like teenagers, salaciously holding hands in the hidden parts of the severance floor. their outie selves have histories, decades of loving and fucking and hurting. outie burt is married. but the flirtatious zing when burt says i know where you live, and smiles. the mystery of each other still draws them together.

[micc0ro]

It's fun to draw with office ballpoint pens!����

Error belongs to loverofpiggies

[s0up1ta]

my contribution to all three mexican gothic enjoyers on this website

[adam-scott]

film still #52 Jessica directing Dichen.

BTS picture from Severance #02.07 ‘Chikhai Bardo’ by Ben Stiller

[waitinbythephone]

scrolling through the severance tag I've seen like six different variations of the sentences "I need to know what their fucking deal is/i need to know what is going on with them/i need to know what they're doing" about like seven different characters AND dynamics and I think that's how you know you've written a great show

[conclaveyaoi]

I AM ILL

[lizzybeeee]

Hawke - "How are you feeling?"

Fenris - "Moody."

Hawke - "How long have you been moody?"

Fenris - "A while."

[feverflushed]

A whumpee who gets very tachycardic when they have a fever. Standing up makes them short of breath, they can just feel their heartbeat going faster than usual, reverberating through their whole body, making them feel desperately dizzy.

[emeraldoodles]

Sometimes you use too much psychic powers and accidentally break a rib or two. It's ok, Reigen is the epiphany of *slaps roof of car* "This baby can fit so much physical trauma."

[astraioskosmos]

Waking up on Numa has GOT to be one hell of a fucking trip. There's this thick dream like brume, people look more like imitations of people or shadows rather than themselves, letters jumble together into something impossible to read, some of the most notorious Long come out of the fog like out of thin air at your doorstep and you don't even remember anything of this all the next day.

I always wonder what becomes of the people of Brancrug during Numa. Does Denzil still work over his smithy, eyes glazed and movements not his own as if he were possessed by the Forge of Days itself, shaping and reshaping metal in patterns and shapes that come from deep within dreams? Does light still flood the Rector's vision even with his eyes closed, his skin almost translucent and shining with the strength of a Sun hidden behind the thick fog and long divided? Does Mr Kille lie still like the dead in his bed in silence, thinking of things dead but not quite, of the snow of winter and the lower heavens? Does he even breathe then? Does Mrs Kille sit and weave with blood red fabric to soothe the urges of the Grail, the urges of her bloodline, her needles clicking together like a rythmic drum beneath the Earth's skin?

[yibo-best]

Cr: nili火火

yesterday, because Yibo had a cold, the racers on the podium silently agreed not to splash him with champagne🥺🥺🥺

in the comments, someone asked 610racing * - they didn't splash him because of the cold weather? he replied - next time, when Yibo doesn't have a fever, we will douse him with champagne

*1st place winner

[clortonhearsawho]

Thinking about the Jort Storm Music Video lore because the music video came from the song which was made as the intro for jrwi episode 103 and the song was made because gillion turned into a (jort) storm elemental to disguise himself from navy officers but gillion did that because chip and jay decided to use the surplus of pants they have to disguise the whole crew as pants salemen and the reason they have all of these pants is because back on Joaldo Island before the Paramount Tournament chip thought it would be funny to pants (verb) all of the pirates who were knocked out from the bar fight and the only reason the crew could keep all the pants is because they put them in The Briefcase of Holding that was given to them by Clorten in episode 14.