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name ten real life women u actually like

Name ten female characters you like, you get zapped if it's jsut a male character you call a babygirl or other feminine nicknames because I can't see people calling Lestat coquette again

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one of my snails sitting on a liverwort enjoying dried shrimp

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im not trying to "pit two bad bitches against eachother" i am trying to end historical revisionism. oh you saw how cute Clifford was as a tiny red baby puppy? but you dont like him so you replaced him with the more memeable dog? yeah okay. thats because you love stolen valour. tiktokers are not more important than the truth so heres some facts clifford was the SMALLEST puppy and love made him GROW. clifford was small enough to float on soap True but Snoopy was never that little enough. unless it was the biggest soap ever. well hers the truth i like clifford more. and just because the internet perfers snopy will. never stop me from being my BRAVE! self.

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So when I was getting dressed today, I very quickly put on a lab coat and some cat ears, not even trying to have something coherent, just wanting to have some kind of costume, and then I used some eyeliner to draw some whiskers on my face, so, yeah, that's my costume, cat in a lab coat, does it make sense? no. who cares. Still wearing the same skirt and striped knee-high socks from yesterday, but that's just my work clothes.

But then when I got to my office in the physics department, one of my colleagues was immediately like, "Oh! Schrödinger's catgirl!"

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i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

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obviously we've all been focused on the human lives lost bc of the demonic zionist cunts but can we talk for a second about how APOCALYPTIC the effects of all the bombs and the white phosphorus must be on the local biodiversity of Palestine ?!? all the animals, all the plants, all the insects that must have been lost in addition to the 15 000+ human lives... no punishment could ever be good enough for the crimes zionists have commited... these wrongs will never be righted

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Hey I actually messaged a friend of iguanamouth a while ago to check in, and at least then they were completely fine❤️ idk why but they just stepped away from tumblr

OHH that makes me so happy ;_; I thought they died Lowkey

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

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The average tumblr user is ostensibly in favor of multiculturalism and universal tolerance but also has the bone-deep certainty that there is one Correct set of etiquette to follow in all situations and anyone who doesn't understand and accept it should be viciously mocked like the unpopular kids in a 1980s teen comedy.

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Everytime iguanamouth art comes on my dash I feel so sick and worried about them…. I seriously hope they’re okay :((

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How the fuck do i put my romulus mcdonalds pin on a chain im going to fucking kill myself

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"higher education failed, college kids don't read book, tiktok is ruining all of western society, chatgpt destroying college blah blah" but nobody is asking why American 20 year olds are using a robot to do all their homework. Why are they lying in their dorm to scroll social media for 8 hours. Why didn't they care when they got four C+ grades on their report cards. Why isn't this happening in China?

Well, what are some of the rewards society gives to students for being smart and well read in classic literature? What do students get for staying in their dorm with a book stack for 8 hours, besides sleep deprivation, anxiety-depression, and a disconnect from their peers who stay up drinking and smoking and laughing at 3am?

Not only are there negative social and mental impacts on the burnout pace of a 7 course homework load, designed to churn kids in and out in fewer semesters, but there is no tangible reward that they receive for it. Better grades in English composition and literary reception do not easily translate 1:1 to jobs in an oversaturated and underpaid labor force which is avidly looking for soft social skills, interviewing confidentness, professional attitudes, company loyalty. Young adults in the US can barely hold a phone conversation or book appointments.

But, they can use chatgpt prompting, a base requirement I'm seeing on many more job sites since 2021. An interdisciplinary humanities education is being posited as a wasted, unhireable junk degree by mainstream media. kids who are $80000 in debt, taught by overworked professors who earn $34000, at an institution that passes them a degree for blatant lying are questioning the usefulness and validity of said degree. With no consequence for repeated failure and cheating, why work hard at all? Does anyone care about students success, and not just their tuition?

Either you give higher social, monetary, and intellectual value to the arts, letters, and humanities and stop treating them like a STEM appendage or stop whining that kids aren't interested in them anymore.