#with a meter stick

[boywifesammy]

why the hell didn’t sam and dean carry around a tube of gorilla glue for salt circles instead of just standing there like losers waiting for a gust of wind to blow away their primary line of defence against the ghost they’re fighting

[koddlet]

taipril day 9! kofi request for @nicothecowboy

[bi-dykes]

The woman was too stunned to speak

[peachssodapop]

Every time someone draws Zelda shorter than Link a centimeter is taken from Link and given to Zelda

[russilton]

on the topic of totos relationship with george. i agree with what you said about toto showing his love for george in a very odd grey way.

we also dont know how they act in private. im not one to assume that george is a nieve idiot so the fact that he still has a good relationship with toto says a lot to me. i still think toto isnt exactly doing it correctly but id dare to speculate that theres a huge difference in how he speaks to george privately vs what we get to see and hear. it comes across to me like toto purposefully not being as nice to george in public because he thinks he cant be. trying to be a competitive ceo when you employ people you deeply care about is a thin grey tightrope to walk.

not defending toto being an idiot but i do think theres a large nuance

I think you’re right honestly and that’s why we get so frustrated a lot of the time because they way Toto speaks doesn’t line up with the way we are all told he feels— it can feel extra upsetting to have someone say “I love him he matters to me—“, and then in the next breath say some very critical things that WE know are going to be perceived cruelly by the media. But ultimately it is up to George and Toto to define how they feel comfortable interacting, and the only shaping we have in that is we are still rightly allowed to say when his behaviour comes off shitty.

That doesn’t mean Toto gets to say what he wants with the caveat that if George is fine with it it’s fine— a lot of us will defend behaviour from people we care about because we don’t realise or don’t want to admit that it’s hurting us (been there done that got my friends telling me I told you so when I finally left) — but I’m not going to act as if Toto is a cruel beast who abuses naive helpless George anymore than I would when it was Lewis. The only difference with Toto and George is Toto DID know George from an incredibly young age and George does have a career he owes to Toto, there is an additional element of behind beholden to someone you feel made you. Like a father

So yeah somewhere in that word salad what I’m trying to get across is that Toto isn’t evil and heartless but that doesn’t mean you can’t be critical of him, and George isn’t a naive damsel, but that doesn’t mean everything he says is okay, you have to also feel okay with.

[noa-ciharu]

Discourses over shipping are so funny to me. You can say you dgaf what others ship and get someone so mad they block you and make call out post about how dare you being a reasonable human being and mind your own business online

[b0tster]

Okay so as someone who has never played an AC game, and only has passing familiarity with souls-like games, do you think it'd be enjoyable if I was only into mechs? Is it more Mechwarrior plodding big pew pews or is it basically a sekiro reskin?

in terms of gameplay its vaguely soulsy but it is def a big pew pew game first and foremost! i havent played mechwarrior but i think you would enjoy it!

[suworkbook]

GET WRECKED PEARL

[ach-sss-no]

[natjennie]

dear lord and savior dbt please help me turn all the shoulds and have tos in my brain into want tos and prefer tos. I am trying lord I promise. please.

[hymnsofheresy]

"Americans learn the metric system" no we fucking don't??

Sorry your school sucked or you didn't pay attention.

[rigels-nigels]

do mine eyes deceive me? is there actually truly something that isn't commonly made with plastic? so much so that the option would be considered rather rare? Shocked, bamboozled, incredibly delighted

[the-faultofdaedalus]

new superhero called the meter

just beats the shit out of people with their big ruler

courtesy of @tin-can-iron-man : "i'm here to measure your sins"

"i'm the meter, i'm here to rule"

[leonsliga]

The imperial system claims another victim

[firestorm09890]

weird take maybe considering how hard some of the later floor themes go but I wish they'd kept the motifs of the lobby theme/battles 1-3 consistent throughout every floor instead of just the Asiyah floors + Keter. I know the composers are capable of it! Look at what they did for those 5 floors (it's done 6 times, since the enemies have a version of it as well): Keter is strings and piano, Malkuth is jazzy and upbeat piano, Yesod is atmospheric/electronic, Hod is pretty similar to Keter but more lowkey piano, and Netzach is... also atmospheric but very distinct from Yesod (I dumped all my music knowledge into classical sorry, idk how to describe it other than that). It's not like they would've run out of musical genres to do 5 more. Tiphereth is sort of twinkly and dramatic + in 3/4 instead of 4/4, Chesed is somber strings, Gebura is heavy metal, Binah is epic orchestral with compound meter, and Hokma has a Mass (music compositional term) feel, with instruments like bells, organs, harpsichords, and choir. that's all different enough that they could've done it. I have the bare minimum knowledge of arranging music that I could probably attempt to do it myself... hm...

[yoinkschief]

Wow, this prologue for Strip/Mafia is a lot longer than I thought it would be....

I mean I knew it was gonna be long but we're like halfway through it at at 6300+ words,,,