#with a man before. literally never.

[trauma-bot]

patron saint of never growing old

[stargirl230]

Sunshowers ☀️

It’s crazy to think I started this before I came to college and now I’m heading home for break…anyway here’s the final piece!

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[homochampagne]

adam lazzara and mikey way on fuse fuck ups posted by dem0luvrs on twitter

[s0fter-sin]

i need ghoap frantically making out against a door finally taking the leap on their feelings. need ghost grinding against soap, expecting to find him just as hard as him, only to feel nothing

and in all his wisdom and experience, he concludes soap was tortured and never told him

he’s trying to think of a delicate way to say he understands, that he’s been through it and it doesn’t change anything about how he feels (and who the fuck touched him so he can hunt them down and rend them limb from limb)

meanwhile trans!soap’s just trying to find the best angle to grind his cunt on ghost’s thigh

just it never even entering ghost’s head bc he’s never known a trans person but he has met plenty of people who’ve been tortured - himself included - so of course that’s his logical leap

soap takes off his shirt and he sees his top surgery scars and ghost asks if he wants him to kill the one who did it and soap just hums like, “actually, man did pretty good, they healed real well,” and ghost’s just teary-eyes with awe at how well he’s coping, “looking on the bright side, that’s my johnny.”

imagine he thinks johnny was fully castrated but sees he’s determined to still have a sex life with him so he buys packers and straps to help him bc hell yeah healing and soap’s just like, “holy shit i’ve never had such a thoughtful partner before, such a sweet man, lt.”

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

edwin is a better, stronger man than i, because i would be infinitely more dramatic and petty in his position when crystal enters the scene and charles starts paying attention to her. i would have comic!edwin’s reaction at least (accusing charles of choosing girls over him, storming off to solve cases on his own and deciding to do shit that will get him into trouble so that charles has to come rescue him, etc) but i’d probably take it a step further. i’d be like “i guess you want me to go back to hell then since i’m basically nothing to you 😒” and then i’d legitimately go back to hell JUST to see if he came after me. if he didn’t come after me then an eternity of torture in hell is nothing compared to the pain of rejection and being replaced. but i’m also incredibly mentally ill, so.

(james acaster once told a story about a christmas where he asked his parents for a spice girls cd. he found out whilst at the pool with his family that his sister was getting the cd instead of him. naturally, he tried to drown himself in the pool to make his parents feel guilty. that’s my vibe if i were ever in edwin’s position.)

[stefisdoingthings]

ark aftermath

[fluffyartbl0g]

The one piece reread only makes the hardest moments hit even harder,,,, even when you’re rereading it poorly in portugese

Or AKA, i found out today that HINATA SHOYO reads one piece and I haven’t recovered since

[humming-doodles]

Was going through my old art folder tidying things up and realized that I don’t think I ever shared my full piece for the avatar cookbook zine I was in years ago??? So uh here’s that I guess a;lskdfj - the piece on the right was one of the other ideas I pitched, I still like the color thumbnail a lot!

[themisterhip]

Who is this man and why he looks so babygurl???

[meownotgood]

haha hey so apparently someone stole my whole fic... copy and pasted except for tiny things changed... here is the link to their """fic""" (sorry random person I had to steal the reblog from). they've since deleted the fic off their blog + deleted their ao3 + gone on a hiatus so..... that's cool and whatever....... but they have written a lot of other shit so... don't be a dick but maybe check that for funny business too...

[skitskatdacat63]

"it was good fun! Surprisingly competitive I would say!"

[olligane]

Jack the Terrible and His Daughter, Angel.

hello borderlands fandom- i've been here for maybe 11 years now? idk the last time i was an active member of the fandom i was living in the hell that was amino. today i give you a post that i totally stole the idea for from tumblr user @thedudeandjackfamily.

[silusvesuius]

nnnnnnnnnnnnno maa'am

[brainrot-jikan]

im sure the luka yanqing interaction will only come to a head when they face each other in a match or whatever and that's fine, and the initial interaction itself? literally everything i could have hoped for and more

but imagine, if the tournament takes several days/weeks and luka keeps running into yanqing

first time could by themselves, yanqing accompanies luka for tea or shows him around, settles into the lie

second time is near the tournament hall and luka (accompanied by stelle/caelus), waves enthusiastically and says, "oh hey, that's my friend! hey lengfeng!" and stelle says 🤨 and yanqing sweats profusely but she doesn't rat him out. (tho she probably does text him about it later)

third time maybe luka introduces ""lengfeng"" to his belobog friends and yanqing starts to think maybe this is fine, he'll never see these foreigners again and the odds of luka making it to the finals? probably not THAT good. he's fine

then he's out with general jing yuan and they run into luka and that's when he knows he's screwed up

(jing yuan wouldn't rat him out either, but he would think it was very funny)

(and he would make them all go to lunch together so he could bully the hell out of yanqing in real time)

[temptingtortilla]

:(

There is something deeply heart wrenching in knowing that only in death will these brothers ever truly reunite. The only way Ace can be with them in the land of the living is through the weight of his memory.

[winn-wynn]

I still wonder how Percy reacted to finding out Scabbers was Peter Pettigrew