#even charles is more pissy jealous than edwin is
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edwin is a better, stronger man than i, because i would be infinitely more dramatic and petty in his position when crystal enters the scene and charles starts paying attention to her. i would have comic!edwin’s reaction at least (accusing charles of choosing girls over him, storming off to solve cases on his own and deciding to do shit that will get him into trouble so that charles has to come rescue him, etc) but i’d probably take it a step further. i’d be like “i guess you want me to go back to hell then since i’m basically nothing to you 😒” and then i’d legitimately go back to hell JUST to see if he came after me. if he didn’t come after me then an eternity of torture in hell is nothing compared to the pain of rejection and being replaced. but i’m also incredibly mentally ill, so.
(james acaster once told a story about a christmas where he asked his parents for a spice girls cd. he found out whilst at the pool with his family that his sister was getting the cd instead of him. naturally, he tried to drown himself in the pool to make his parents feel guilty. that’s my vibe if i were ever in edwin’s position.)
#even charles is more pissy jealous than edwin is#like when monty enters the scene charles is SO MAD and incapable of being normal#like instead of participating in conversations motherfucker is just pouring and glaring at them whenever monty is present#it’s because charles never had reason to be jealous before until other males started being able to see and interacting with edwin#he’s like nooo i didn’t realise his autism rizz was irresistible to literally every man that lays eyes on him i thought it was just me :(#anyway watching crystal’s early scenes with them actually makes me feel ill because of my rejection sensitivity#i’m like oh this is my nightmare#dw i love crystal with all my fucking part it’s not her fault she’s in this position#crystal palace surname von hoverkraft#edwin payne#charles rowland#james acaster#dead boy detectives#dbdshow#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#revive dead boy detectives#yeet my deet#yeet my deebd#payneland#paineland#edwin paine#dbda#dead boy detective agency#chedwin#the sandman universe#dead boy detectives comics#charles x edwin
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