#with a bottle of pepper

[fuckingstrange]

How do I stop sneezing?? Do I make a petition to have people sign so I stop sneezing???

I've thrown myself on the ground, off the couch, AND SMACKED MY HEAD ON THE WALL I WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF JUST NOW

Somebody fucking KILL ME

[augustbog]

Gay people am I right

[engelart]

"vintage bottles", 2023 by Norman Engel

[sir-fluffbutts]

Personally my brain likes to put Kenny as the "I rubbed my nuts on the rim of the bottle" guy rip

THE "RUBBED MY NUTS ON THE RIM OF THE BOTTLE GUY" 😭😭😭😭

[jirlshi]

Manny's head looks like a goddam bottle... Now I can't unsee that for the rest of my life

And you either, SORRY---

[electricpurrs]

if i could have one wish to make something from homestuck real i would 100% choose the sendificator. are you kidding if i had a little microwave sized device that can just automatically send things put in it from where i am to my friends houses i would abuse of that thing so much. sending all my mutuals a bit of my dinner

[gideonnavsenormousbiceps]

shang qinghua and shen qingqiu would be so funny as college roommates. because here's the thing, they would definitely both blame each other for basically everything and be like "he's the worst roommate ever!" to their respective boyfriends and then it turns out they're both actually just awful roommates. Like shen qingqiu probably sucks at domestic chores like loading the dishwasher and always does it wrong no matter how many times he's corrected, but shang qinghua is probably up all night typing abd playing music obnoxiously loud (he has one of those really clicky keyboards and also gets way too enthusiastic about typing) and leaves empty energy cans/Ramen cups everywhere. Will either of them move out, or learn communication skills? No, of course not they prefer to complain

[yache-berries]

*sends them off to Unova for their umpteenth honeymoon in my school's clubhouse room*

[scodeeyodee]

Functional Beverage Vending Machine CC

NOW PUBLIC!!

Functional Using QMBiBi Mods

High School Years Pack Required

12 Different Beverages (Cans & Bottles)

Download: Patreon

[plantanarchy]

Made my second batch of hot sauce this year. This time, Ghost Pepper. Accidentally turned my back porch into a hazardous waste zone and gassed myself with fumes several times. The superhots are truly no joke.

[hauwunted]

My mom died on new years eve and today's my first day back at work and multiple ppl left dr. peppers of a variety of flavors in the fridge for me it's a pure form of love

[rabbitsonthemoon]

Special love for convoluted, fucked up little evil plans. Mephiles meddled with the fabric of time and space itself to manipulate events into motion on a level befitting of a god. Unfortunately, in all that grandiose scheming and monologuing and murdering in order to make the strong Princess Elise cry, releasing Iblis through her tears, he overlooked the most convenient solution:

pepper spray.

[brutefury]

my body is a machine that turns party snacks into dinner

[medufasa]

YALLL OMG I FOUND THESE OLD II/BFB CRAFTS I DID BACK IN 2020 WHILE CLEANING MY ROOM 😭😭

I made more of these I'm sure. Funny story actually; my younger sister at the time just took the cutouts I made and presented them to me by sticking them on a piece of paper. Ngl I was kinda mad cuz I wanted to keep them as cards in my old charger box but it was actually a really sweet sentiment,,, plus she was only like 6 at the time 😭

Also I hated coloring with markers. SO MUCH and I still do (I believe I did 2 lightbulbs cuz I didn't like how I added blush to the first one)(not sure why brobee is there)

[mumpsetc]

Adam/Eve Of Death

[stone-cold-groove]

Three times a day is all Dr Pepper asks.