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gideonnavsenormousbiceps · 4 months ago

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shang qinghua and shen qingqiu would be so funny as college roommates. because here's the thing, they would definitely both blame each other for basically everything and be like "he's the worst roommate ever!" to their respective boyfriends and then it turns out they're both actually just awful roommates. Like shen qingqiu probably sucks at domestic chores like loading the dishwasher and always does it wrong no matter how many times he's corrected, but shang qinghua is probably up all night typing abd playing music obnoxiously loud (he has one of those really clicky keyboards and also gets way too enthusiastic about typing) and leaves empty energy cans/Ramen cups everywhere. Will either of them move out, or learn communication skills? No, of course not they prefer to complain

#shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #svsss college roommate au #i think theyd probably be passive aggressive about everything #like they do like each other but theyre still very antagonistic at times #svsss #love hate roommate situation #shen qinqiu also manages to break half the appliances he tries to use somehow despite using them normally #theyve bought four different toasters #shang qinghua probably takes up a ridiculous amount of pantry space for just his ramen #also they probably have like MAYBE one set of actual dinnerware/silverware #and like they have cups but all mismatched #binghe sees their apartment for the first time and almost faints #shen qingqiu doesnt see the problem #like i dont think it would be dirty! but very disorganized #shen qingqiu has a water bottle collection by his bed in my head #or religiously drinks out of the same tumbler every single day #shang qinghua i think would have a drink fridge but its entirely mountain dew or dr. pepper

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