#witches of tiktok

[lionheartapothecaryx]

HOODOO HERITAGE MONTH OCTOBER 1-31st

🕯️🕯️🕯️

[celestial-lunacy]

There's no way anybody can get me to trust the history written inside occult/magic books. Some Christian history professors would swear up and down that people found the real Noah's arc and Moses's body even though MANY of the historical accounts in the bible are inaccurate and nobody could actually find these two things in question and it's no different when it comes to witchcraft and the occult. It's like when you become a witch, you immediately begin to trust absolutely everything you read and start believing in the most ridiculous stuff.

Yeah sure the guy who written the emerald tablet absolutely got it from Atlantis. 🙄

Even Aleister Crowley threw out some Atlantis bs. There's just no point in me studying history.

[shiftingwithleah]

Not to be a bitch but I saw on TikTok a "christian witch" and I'm flabbergasted bc like, wtf? How, just how? It doesn't seem wrong to worship the same god as the people who burn witches at the stake? I've kept this feeling for myself for some time now but I need to vent

[daily-spooky]

source

[ur-daily-inspiration]

The owl didn't see it coming

[memehex]

Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.

[delulu-with-wandanat]

(how I imagine) Wanda doing the "Watch my gf" trend.

Natasha, minding her own business whilst cleaning her gun in the common room. Wanda then enters the room with phone in front of her face.

Natasha: Hi, detka-

Wanda, setting down the phone: Hey guys, can you just watch my girlfriend for a sec, thanks.

Natasha:

Wanda, walks away:

Natasha looks back and forth at the phone and Wanda's disappearing figure.

Natasha: ...Wands, what's going on?

Wanda, from afar: I'll be right back, just watch my girlfriend!

Natasha: ???

Natasha, proceeds to clean her gun but awkwardly looking at the camera pointing at her.

Natasha, leaning forward: Is this recording?

Looks around awkwardly, unsure of what to do. Looks at gun in hand. Natasha, shows her gun like a beauty influencer showing a lipstick.

Natasha: This is a Glock 26, I take this on every mission. It's small but durable and-

[chiar4anna]

“oh i see you. i see you.” HER VOICE WENT SO DEEP WHAT??? UGHHHH FUCK MEEE

what the song says.

i want her so fucking bad it’s embarassing.

[shopwitchvamp]

Sunday Funday

[lilopiccolo]

F1 is so silly...like imagine you're a driver who's had shit luck but it's gotten to the point you think you're cursed- that there must be other forces at play so you go to a temple in MILTON KEYNES out of all the spiritual places to see a monk ALSO your family is so concerned for your career that they will send you protective bracelets from Thailand

this exact thing happened to my buddy alex albon

[neptunesize]

𝓰𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬𝓴

a playlist for the children of Aphrodite

𝜗𝜚 God is a Woman - Ariana Grande

𝜗𝜚 New Romantics - Taylor Swift

𝜗𝜚 Igual que un Ángel - Kali Uchis

𝜗𝜚 After Last Night - Bruno Mars

and more! listen here

[lionheartapothecaryx]

| shop spiritual wares, oils, waters & curio 🌛🔮

Spiritual Properties of Violet

Planetary Ruler: Venus, Moon

Element: Water

Associated deities & religious rites: Ostara, Spring Renewal, Aphrodite, Io, Orpheus, Venus, Attis, Ares, Persephone

Magical Uses: Love, Attraction, Protection, Rebirth, Healing, Faith, Love Offerings and more

One of my favorite plant allies, in my personal Venusian practice.

[celestial-lunacy]

When I look through a book and one of the spells in it forces you to work with a deity, I just lose interest.  I only wanted a protection spell but it makes me have to become a deity’s sugar baby who I’ve never met or spoke to.

I’ve never worked with Ishtar. I’m not planning on working with Ishtar and I’ve never even given her any offerings. It’s like if I were to just breeze out of nowhere and ask Ishtar to fix my problems and she’ll just go like ‘’Who the heck are you?’’ Ishtar isn’t just going to hand me something just because I said her name in a spell.

[mysweetgelphie]

STOPPP THIS TOO MUCHHHHH