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[lionheartapothecaryx]

HOODOO HERITAGE MONTH OCTOBER 1-31st

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[celestial-lunacy]

When I look through a book and one of the spells in it forces you to work with a deity, I just lose interest.  I only wanted a protection spell but it makes me have to become a deity’s sugar baby who I’ve never met or spoke to.

I’ve never worked with Ishtar. I’m not planning on working with Ishtar and I’ve never even given her any offerings. It’s like if I were to just breeze out of nowhere and ask Ishtar to fix my problems and she’ll just go like ‘’Who the heck are you?’’ Ishtar isn’t just going to hand me something just because I said her name in a spell.

[shiftingwithleah]

Not to be a bitch but I saw on TikTok a "christian witch" and I'm flabbergasted bc like, wtf? How, just how? It doesn't seem wrong to worship the same god as the people who burn witches at the stake? I've kept this feeling for myself for some time now but I need to vent

[daily-spooky]

source

[ur-daily-inspiration]

The owl didn't see it coming

[delulu-with-wandanat]

(how I imagine) Wanda doing the "Watch my gf" trend.

Natasha, minding her own business whilst cleaning her gun in the common room. Wanda then enters the room with phone in front of her face.

Natasha: Hi, detka-

Wanda, setting down the phone: Hey guys, can you just watch my girlfriend for a sec, thanks.

Natasha:

Wanda, walks away:

Natasha looks back and forth at the phone and Wanda's disappearing figure.

Natasha: ...Wands, what's going on?

Wanda, from afar: I'll be right back, just watch my girlfriend!

Natasha: ???

Natasha, proceeds to clean her gun but awkwardly looking at the camera pointing at her.

Natasha, leaning forward: Is this recording?

Looks around awkwardly, unsure of what to do. Looks at gun in hand. Natasha, shows her gun like a beauty influencer showing a lipstick.

Natasha: This is a Glock 26, I take this on every mission. It's small but durable and-

[chiar4anna]

“oh i see you. i see you.” HER VOICE WENT SO DEEP WHAT??? UGHHHH FUCK MEEE

what the song says.

i want her so fucking bad it’s embarassing.

[shopwitchvamp]

Sunday Funday

[high-quality-tiktoks]

A traveling witch realizing there might be a hole in her bag

[lilopiccolo]

F1 is so silly...like imagine you're a driver who's had shit luck but it's gotten to the point you think you're cursed- that there must be other forces at play so you go to a temple in MILTON KEYNES out of all the spiritual places to see a monk ALSO your family is so concerned for your career that they will send you protective bracelets from Thailand

this exact thing happened to my buddy alex albon

[neptunesize]

𝓰𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬𝓴

a playlist for the children of Aphrodite

𝜗𝜚 God is a Woman - Ariana Grande

𝜗𝜚 New Romantics - Taylor Swift

𝜗𝜚 Igual que un Ángel - Kali Uchis

𝜗𝜚 After Last Night - Bruno Mars

and more! listen here

[lionheartapothecaryx]

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Spiritual Properties of Violet

Planetary Ruler: Venus, Moon

Element: Water

Associated deities & religious rites: Ostara, Spring Renewal, Aphrodite, Io, Orpheus, Venus, Attis, Ares, Persephone

Magical Uses: Love, Attraction, Protection, Rebirth, Healing, Faith, Love Offerings and more

One of my favorite plant allies, in my personal Venusian practice.

[celestial-lunacy]

Ya'll are missing out on Medical astrology by Judith Hill. You know how every body part is associated with a star sign and if a certain planet is in a particular house it can cause health problems? Well now you do. Which mean if you know your stars, you can make better healing spells/curses.

Even though I don't do curses anymore, let's say you want to make a cartoonishly evil wizard with a cobra collared cloak have explosive diarrhea so he'd shit himself and ruin his clothes.

Scorpio is associated with the colon, rectum, prostate, bladder, genitalia, cervix and glandular portion of uterus along the neck of the womb, sweat glands, nose,pelvus, sacrum and coccyx.

One of the many effects of Mars in Scorpio is chronic diarrhea. I've also been skimming through picatrix so the moon is also important. Picatrix says to keep the moon away from the Sun,Mars and Saturn unless you're doing Malevolent magic. Not sure how to keep it from the sun tbh but that's another thing to figure out.

Anyway the sun goes into Scorpio from October 23 to November 21. The moon goes into Scorpio on October 4,5 and 6 for a short while before moving on to another sign. The moon in Scorpio can also cause diarrhea, leaky gut syndrome and overactive colon. Mars goes into Scorpio from Oct 12 to November 23.

So in theory if I do my signs right, if I grab my red candle and make a planetary sign of the moon on October 5 at 7:00, make another of Mars on October 29 at 8:00 and light both planetary incenses to inject planet spirits into it, I can make an evil cobra collared wizard shit himself like a 5 year old on Halloween ruining his Doctor Strange Costume after he sees one of those electronic skeleton decorations.

[mysweetgelphie]

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