#wish there was more alec...

[petergabrielyuri]

the best part of maurice hands down is when maurice shows up at clive's place just to say "your groundskeeper and i fucked nasty in your house." and then leaves his life forever

[accirax]

a collection of DCAS memes so far

[witchlingcirce]

The way Simon is literally the only member of the TSC gang that deadass isn’t family. Bro just appeared.

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Leverage 3x2 - "The Reunion Job"

[tinyalechardy]

I got tiny hardy a little gift! A 6 pack of Irn Bru

Oh.. getting a head on it already? You sure you don't want to wait till tonight? Or a special occasion tiny hardy?

Oh... wow you just tore that open. Can I maybe try some

Oh.. ok

..... I'm glad he's happy I guess

[schmweed]

[werewolfsmile]

Fam, your Were-wolf Eliot head canon post came up in my queue for reblog and I re-read it and gotta ask,

Does Lieutenant Bonanno know? And if so how did he react?

Tara was with them long enough to find out, how did she react to "Sparky"?

(Also I am majorly inspired by the image of Quinn just showing up when he's in town for a wolfy play date (and yes both Eliot and Quinn have threatened Hardison not to call it that, Parker gets a pass calling it that cause she's Parker and she'll call it that anyway threat or no threat) and I was wondering if you'd be okay with me trying to write that scene and tagging you when it's done?)

-- @scotchiegirl

Ahh thanks so much for asking!! You've made my brain start thinking about this fic and headcanons all over again!!

Bonanno finds out during the events of The Boys' Night Out Job. After all the other crazy stuff he has to deal with from Nate Ford & Friends, he just throws his hands up and says, 'of course you are. of course werewolves are real. i should'a known.' and goes about his life. But every time they play cards, he squints at Eliot and warns him against using his enhanced abilities to win.

"No funny wolf business, y'hear? We try to keep it a clean game." Eliot just blinks at him. "I don't have x-ray vision, dammit!"

Tara figured it out before the rest of the team did but she never said anything about it, knowing that he was keeping something like that secret for a reason. But when Sophie calls up to rant about something Eliot's done (after the team's found out), Tara just laughs and says something along the lines of "classic Sparky". Sophie is like, wait, you know??? And Tara's like, oh you know now too?? Finally!!! And then they gossip about Eliot and werewolves and all the weird stuff they've encountered on grifts. Because, really, finding out Eliot Spencer is a werewolf is one of the least-weird things to happen in Tara's life.

WOLFY PLAY DATE OH MY GOSH YES THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS!!! Ahhh you may absolutely write the scene, I would be honoured! Though fair warning that I have plans to include it in my fic of this whole AU, The Full Moon Job. And if I read your version of it before I write my own, I may be influenced by what you write. So as long as that doesn't bother you, have at it!

(shameless link of my fic included for anyone who might be interested)

[andishouldfeel]

It's been years since the end of the world...

Humans finally managed to end it all and Nolan Holloway exists purely out of his parent's spite and years of foreseeing.

But now, winter is gone, so is his mother, and now he is alone.

Turns out that plant's aren't great conversationalists and he can't bring himself to kill his chicks anymore..., but yet there are more and more missing everyday.

And there is howling every night.

Fuck, doesn't do wolves know how hard it is to grow nice coffee?

---

Or the one where Nolan just wants a good night sleep and also he feels kinda lonely 'cause there ain't a single soul around but these fucking wolves just want to party every single night (aka happy 'cause they found easy access to food.... sorry Nolan's chicks :'( )

[im-out-of-it]

part 13 of season 2, episode 13 “those of demon blood” continued

177. I love how they make us think meliorn is the one doing the killing. he would never

178. Magnus dancing ✨ I bet Harry was so happy for this scene

sad this is the last bonding scene with dot that we get

179. Magnus made Raphael pick this back up, I just know it (like father, like son) BLUE IS SO MAGNUS’S COLOR ITS LAW

180. I love this edit and just think about it- this is what Magnus needs. to be distracted so he doesn’t have to think about his mother, being in valentines body, including Alec (I’ve already forgiven him honestly I can’t stay mad at Alec)

181. Magnus drinking and dancing is a sight to see

182. this also was from earlier (I’m not sure where the last gif came from but I saved it so it’s for something)

183. listening to the good old victrola music which is exactly my type of music

184. Magnus: duh

185. yes Magnus, WE ALL KNEW THAT YOU MAKE YOUR LOVE FOR ALEC SO OBVIOUS FROM THE MOMENT YOU SAW ALEXANDER GIDEON LIGHTWOOD YOU FELL IN LOVE

186. at least she didn’t do this:

187. what dot did wasnt right but Magnus didn’t allow her to kiss him, and she never forced anything on Magnus. one soul at a time would’ve been in this slot but I already used it

188. why Simon thinks jace would help and defend is beyond me

189. I love these words by Maia and the beautiful edit. I understand where Maia is coming from, I’ve been in similar shoes (not jace, Maia) so I get thinking you have to do everything so the people who are family won’t leave your side. it still doesn’t excuse jace’s behavior

I’m tired y’all so I’m going to stop at 190 and I may end up doing another part later if my body says yes but there’s about ten minutes left and this episode will be complete!!!!! was this part 13, fuck I can’t even remember oh I forgot to capitalize it 😭

[lurafita]

Supernaturally touched mundane Malec AU

Au mostly mundane with supernatural elements. Alec is a cop. Magnus is a human lie detector, which may or may not be a secret to others:

Alec: "So you can just tell when someone is lying?"

Magnus: "Basically, yes. I can't tell what part of it is a lie, or what would be the corresponding truth. But I always know when I'm being lied to."

Alec: "That sounds, uhm, incredibly useful."

Magnus: "Ah, I doubt a gorgeous man like yourself would have much use for it. Why, you just have to bat those enchanting eyes of yours, and everyone would spill their secrets to you!"

Alec: "I wish. I mean, do you have any idea how much easier that would make my job? Not having to rely on the words of a suspect and having to spend time investigating, either trying to proof or disprove their statement. I could find leads and follow up on them so much faster if I knew right away which ones are the right ones. I mean, do you realize what a gift you have?"

Magnus: "….. When I was a child, my mother used to tuck me in to bed every night, and tell me a story. And after each story, she would kiss my forehead, and tell me she loved me."

Alec, surprised about the abrupt seeming change in subject: "Uh, okay? That's really nice."

Magnus: "Every night, I knew she was lying."

Alec: "…"

Magnus: "It may be a gift, but I struggle to think of it as a nice one."

[vivitalks]

It doesn't make much sense that he and Hardison understand each other this well. On paper, they couldn't be less alike. Give Eliot a face to punch over a code to crack any day. He likes things simple: if you're stronger than the other guy, he goes down and you don't. In Eliot's line of work, the hard way is the only way to learn. Nothing about this bizarre triangular dynamic of theirs is simple. And yet, in spite of that, Hardison just…gets it. Even when Eliot kind of doesn't really get it, Hardison gets it. Parker gets it. They don't ask him to change. They just show that he fits, exactly as he is. (Or: a morning with Eliot, Hardison, and Parker.)

some more leverage ot3 :)

[rodolfoparras]

sir do you have a crush on Alicante from the mobile game Good Pizza Great Pizza

SIR HOW DID YOU KNOW HOW DID YOU KNOW

Okay but listen besides the fact that he’s very handsome he’s also very supportive sure he might come to my shop and mock me but for example at the very beginning he asks you if you know what you’re doing opening a pizza shop and if you press no he’ll advice you on how to make food he won’t outright say here’s my advice but you know what I mean also checking out your competition on daily bases is kind of gay why do you need to know what I’m doing 24/7?:/

[ben-penderwick]

rereading point mouette as an adult is so funny cause as a kid any attempts at foreshadowing completely went over my head and all of a sudden i can see it and it's like every other page

[aleclightofmylifewoodbane]

“I’ve got all the time in the world.”

NOOOOOOOO CASSIE WHAT THE FUCK

[foxymaskmike]

GregLec having 0 posts on tumblr but 1 post on Insta is actually insane to me 😭

[pinkplantmakesstuff]

Some casual Alec looks.