#wippersnapper

[adafruit]

Build an IoT project, the easy way! 🔌💡🌐

WipperSnapper is a firmware designed to turn any WiFi-capable board into an Internet-of-Things device without programming a single line of code.

[breadandblankets]

thank you so much for spreading the gospel of duke thomas btw hes so fucking special. THE GUY EVER!!! hes just like me fr <- guy who plays the new york times mini bc shes too cheap to get a book of crosswords. or the paper.

omg thank youuuuu im having a Duke Moment today (DC Power is out)

he's just like me fr -> old man young. im a sudoku guy myself but i love that for you XDDD

[lawain-dimensional-heroes]

"...Good grief.. And they say I'm troublesome. Heaven really went downhill when the circus clown of a child took the helm of it's army..."

"...Hey, Adam. If you need to take a break from commanding an army, let me know and I'll fill in for you."

“Oh. Someone’s talking about me again. Hmm. Wonder who it could be. Oh well. Didn’t hear them.”

[woodlaflababab]

OH MY GOD I just realized

Aang uses the phrase 'whippersnappers' in The King Of Omashu bc he associates that with old ppl but Aang is a hundred and twelve years old. Old people were saying wippersnappers a hundred years ago. This slang is even older and more outdated than hotman. Amazing. I love the atla universe.

[aniyas-weird-writing]

Hello, may I request intros with Nightwolf, Fujin and anyone else of your choice with a younger reader who's in the black dragon clan?💙

Oh, I have to bring Kano into this.

theme: fluff, slightly suggestion, mk11 intros

warnings: slight suggestive theme on Kano part

MK11 Fujin, Nightwolf and Kano with a young Black Dragon reader.

Fujin

Fujin: You tread a dark path, Y/N.

Y/N: I have my reasons, Wind God.

Fujin: And what may those reasons be?

Y/N: Kano pays more.

Fujin: Greed will be your downfall, young one.

Y/N: It’s help get my bills payed though..

Fujin: Embrace goodness, young one.

Y/N: Nah, I’m good.

Fujin: I urge you to take the greater path.

Fujin: You are young, yet are in the Black Dragon.

Y/N: If your intrested, I started when I’m 11 years.

Fujin: You have a greater purpose than being loyal to Kano.

Nightwolf

Y/N: Do buisness with the Black Dragon.

Nightwolf: The Matoka aren’t fond of Black Dragon.

Y/N: We offer…. many of your clans deepest secrets, hmm?

Nightwolf: You are but a young girl.

Y/N: And this young girl will kick your ass.

Nightwolf: You are also delusional.

Y/N: So, what’s wrong with me being in the Black Dragon?

Nightwolf: Your young and you don’t belong.

Y/N: The pay is good.

Kano

Kano: Yer mother was a fine Black Dragon.

Y/N: Don’t talk about my mother.

Kano: She was also good in the bedroom.

Y/N: I should kill you and take your place.

Kano: A shame yer head will be off before you can try.

Y/N: You aren’t a challenge, Kano.

Kano: I suprised a young wippersnapper like you is in the Black Dragon.

Y/N: Don’t underestimate me because I’m young.

Kano: What d’ya know about gambling?

And that concludes this request! I hope you enjoyed it.

req from: anon

[nedsseveredhead]

I'm 33 actually, ya wippersnapper

FUCK!!!!!!!!

[scp-230]

Grandpa tav is my 374 year old gnome assassin. His hearing is going, his eyes ain't what they used to be and he has a tendency to go a little senile. No one knows if he even has grandkids or what tav is short for.

He spends most of his free time brewing alchemical potions and enjoying retirement until some squid put a leech in his eye and now he's being dragged around by a group of wippersnappers looking for a cure.

Also his charisma is maxed.

Take that how you will

[reallyromealone]

Yehehehehhehe

Hello old man

I’m back👹

Welcome back you wippersnapper

[askaceattorney]

Dear Wippersnapper,

There’s a distraction alright!

It’s the amount of sweat you’re producing. At least look professional!

Like my Edgeypoo over there hee hee hee.

- Wendy Oldbag

[drjdorr]

"Get off my property!" He shouted, leveling a gun at the black caped figure

"Cute" the villain reached out his hand, the gun yanking itself from the man's grip and flying into the villain's where it turned to dust which he let sift through his spike gauntleted fingers. "Tell me servant, are there any heroes in the area, they can be so annoying, like gnats"

"I don't know I feel I can be a bit more annoying than a gnat" a voice said behind the villain

"Ah, thank you for saving me the ti- is this a joke?" Having turned to look and say a wrinkled figure, hair greyed with age, the villain would put them in their eighties at the youngest

"Not a joke ya wippersnapper" the grin showed that the hero was using the term more as a joke than anything. "Came out this way to mostly retire, but I keep up locally for the exercise."

The villain gave out an annoyed sigh as they reached out, the old hero flying towards them into their grip "I brought Supremus to his knees, broke the Lord of Eternity, I forced a GOD to surrender at my feet, dealing with some doddering old fool is beneath me"

Feeling the villain about to use his power the hero warned "I wouldn't do that if I were you"

The villain huffed dismissively "I don't take orders from such pathetic creatures as yourself"

The hero shrugged, "Don't say I didn't warn you" as the villain unleashed their power, they were going to destroy this insult so much their atoms would be broken down

Suddenly the villain dropped the hero, clutching at their own throat, panic filling their eyes as a mist seeped through their fingers

"What has happened to villains these days? When I was younger, it was considered polite to atleast look up the hero of an area before causing trouble" the hero said, grunting as they crouched down to look at the villain, their throat gone enough that their desperate clutching had their fingers meet behind their neck. "You see, my power lets me redirect attacks done to me to the one making them unless I choose otherwise"

The villain looked with terror, making terrified weazing sounds out of their neck hole

"If you can negate your powers I'd suggest doing so, I made sure to call 911 before starting this fight but I'm sure they would appreciate not having to fight your disintegration" the hero grunts again as they stand back up and wave to the farmer, "have a good day Phil" and started jogging off

You are a superhero in the countryside and mostly deal with low level villains and petty crimes, but that doesn’t mean you are weak. So when a full-fledged villain suddenly turned up on your doorstep you found them significantly easier to handle than your condescending big city colleagues.

[robotclownindulgence]

I'm so out of touch with what's popular with the kids on tumblr these days i'm starting to understand what my mom felt like when she saw me hang up my first anime poster

[the-trans-dragon]

I am Bed now

[duckciferthecg]

I mean, I am the oldest being in hell

All you wippersnappers got nothing on me

Ooc:

In all seriousness: no matter your age, chronic pain is very real and don’t let anyone tell you that you are too young to be in pain (coming from someone who as always been told that my pain isn’t real or significant because I’m too young)

gfdjbg ugh i hate having chronc pain, ma knees an ma wrist an ma ankles hurt even though they shouldn't and it doesn't feel good :(

~ ☁️

I can agree. Chronic pain absolutely sucks

My hip, my jaw, my knees, my back…

And for what!?

We can be pain buddies

[lettherebemonsters]

@idolkills

Judging you harshly, Ji-Woon Hak.

[pattymarvel]

Dammit, they found me. @aarp #OfficiallyOld #canigetaseniordiscount #WipperSnappers #GetOffMyLawn (at Cleveland, Ohio) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPZG7_sJRGn/?utm_medium=tumblr

[captain-lonagan]

sometimes i forget that not everyone has been around for the dsmp as long as i have.

like i Vividly remember watching the stream of wilbur gathering tommy and tubbo to start a drug empire. i will never forget wilbur letting fundy join the crew on the condition that he yells “Fuck 12” in sapnap’s face (as sapnap had taken it upon himself to be the server police).

people talk about how niki or jack were at the revolution and i’m like *lights cigarette* “nah, those wippersnappers didn’t show up ‘til after our independence. niki’s citizenship was discussed as the walls were being constructed but she didn’t actually join until after the dust had settled and the war was done. they were fine citizens,” *chokes on smoke* “but they weren’t there for the fightin’,”

or someone will say that c!wilbur was a terrible president and i’m like

*slams caprisun* “aye, soot was a right bastard sometimes but he was our bastard. cowardly and brave that one, tongue like a silver viper. he wasn’t perfect but he got us our camarvan, our freedom, our walls. sapnap used to bust down the camarvan doors before we built up ‘em black and yellow beauties.” *obnoxious straw sipping noise as the caprisun is clearly empty but i’m stubborn* “the smp was a blazing furnace, but president soot made somewhere we could rest in the walls’ shade,”