#winterwidow quotes

[incorrectbuckynatquotes]

Natasha: Sit down, i'm gonna torture you now

Bucky, smirking: Kinky.

Natasha: I think you're sweet and beautiful.

Bucky: What—

Natasha: You deserve to be cared for.

Bucky: Stop, now—

Natasha: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard.

Bucky: I NEED A SAFE WORD!!!

[ne0n-garbage-angel]

Natasha: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass. Bucky: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL! Natasha: …Your point?

[georgie3116]

*Bucky to Steve after getting defrosted in Wakanda*

Bucky: I feel renewed.

Bucky: I’m to deal with any changes that come my way.

Natasha: *With Blonde Hair* Hey, look whose back!

Bucky: Your hair is different. You changed your hair. I can’t take this. I’m out!

[alittlerightalittlewrong]

MR!Bucky's Phone

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect quote

Bucky: What does ‘take out’ mean?

Steve: Food.

Sam: Date.

Natasha: Murder.

Y/n: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU’RE NOT A COWARD!

[jamestasha]

Black Widow (2020) #14 and #15

[jeronicashippersclub]

INCORRECT QUOTES!

Kidnapper: We have your girlfriend.

Bucky: You have Natasha?

Kidnapper: Yeah.

Bucky: Good luck with that. *hangs up*

[zeepzoop-z]

Incorrect quotes for my Super Widow Peggy AU

Timeline: on the run after Civil War

Bucky: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Steve.

———

Bucky: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.

Peggy: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

Bucky: …Your point?

———

Sam: What's gone wrong, Peggy?

Peggy: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.

Sam: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?

Peggy: Well...There’s a problem.

———

Peggy: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Steve: You are my reward.

*meanwhile*

Bucky: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Sam: True, you can be really difficult at times.

———

*playing twister*

Natasha: Right hand red.

Sam: *ends up on top of Bucky*

Bucky: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Natasha: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

———

Peggy: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s always shouting “what the fuck? that’s illegal!” and “you can’t do that!”

Bucky: Like, c'mon, let her talk! They hate to see women succeed.

Steve: No, I would hate to see her in jail!

Natasha: We won’t go to jail Cap.

Peggy: Not if we’re fast enough.

———

Bucky: Natasha, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?

Natasha: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all. Who else am I gonna bother now that Steve’s taken?

Steve: *shouts from a distance* I always was!

Natasha: Tell that to your ex-boyfriends!

Bucky: *spittake*

———

Steve: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Natasha: Several traffic violations.

Bucky: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Sam: We might have accumulated some assault charges.

Peggy: Also, that’s not our car.

———

Natasha, about Peggy and Bucky: My god, would you two just get a room already?

Peggy: Excuse me, Nat?

Natasha: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?

Peggy: ...

Bucky: I mean… (absolutely joking to mess with Steve)

Steve: CAN YOU NOT?

———

Bucky: You're a lying piece of shit!

Steve: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Natasha: I'm leaving and I'm taking Peggy with me!

Sam, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

———

Steve: So anyways have y'all seen Natasha?

Peggy: I think she went in Bucky's room 'to do some research'.

Sam: Doubt that. I heard groans there.

*Meanwhile in Bucky's room*

Natasha and Bucky, sparring:

———

Sam: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?

Steve: Excuse me ma’am, would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?

Natasha: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

Bucky: you know damn well that’s not how that works, Steve.

[incorrectbuckynatquotes]

Bucky: We need a plan.

Natasha: I have a plan.

Bucky: A plan that doesn’t involve self sacrifice.

Natasha: I have no plan.

[ne0n-garbage-angel]

Bucky: I’m this close to falling in love with Natasha. Steve: Your fingertips are touching. Bucky: Exactly.

[rebelliousfamily]

natasha: aw man i lost my pen bucky: you can borrow mine yelena: I LOST SOMETHING ONCE

[georgie3116]

*Steve talking to Wanda as Natasha sneaks up behind them*

Steve: I heard that Natasha has a crush on Bucky.

*Natasha grabs a surprised Steve*

Natasha: *Angrily* Who told you this?

A terrified Steve: it was Tony!

*Forward to Natasha holding Tony by the throat*

A choking Tony: … It… It was Thor!

*Forward to Natasha grabbing Thor by his cape*

A petrified Thor: It was Banner!!!

*Forward to Natasha angrily cornering Bruce*

A crying Bruce: I.. IT WAS CLINT!

Natasha: Fucking knew it.

[milii-moi]

[black-lone-knight]

Nat: WHO FUCKING ATE MY SANDWICH??

Bucky, very casual: I did.

Nat: I'll fucking kill you.

Bucky: No you won't.

Nat: Yes I will.

Bucky: You love me so much you won't do it.

Nat: No I don't.

Bucky: OK, go on. Kill me.

Nat, brings out her knife:

Nat:

Nat: But I can kill myself and haunt you for the rest of my death.

Steve: Nat no-

[milli-moi]

This is actually pretty poignant.

And it’s a Natasha quote, about James, is there any more reason needed to love it?