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literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving
#i'm kidding it was wine#i had a beautiful 4th and i enjoyed wading in the lake#but yeah i did open tumblr a little
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today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery
#if god thinks i should get top surgery he needs to venmo me $9000 usd#there was someone in the gay social hour who said she had gotten kicked out of multiple catholic churches (for being trans)#and her therapist recommended this church specifically....#going into affirming churches still makes me a little emotional if i am being fully honest. if you have an affirming religious space#i hope you can hold onto that shit with your life#anyway. charming way to think about it i like it more than the bread and wine one personally#me#edit: to clarify this was at an episcopalian church
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baby, why don’t you come over? 🍷
#PUT HER CANINE TEETH ON THE SIDE OF MY NECK#okay i really Love when she does this#so i had to draw it P:#LOVE LOVE MY CHAPPELL ROAN#chappell roan#kayleigh rose#red wine supernova#janeru draws#art#illustration#artists on tumblr#jiyaneru
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This wine tastes like pigs blood!
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#jin zixun#wei wuxian#su she#(Su She needs to have his carrie moment before he can have his Carrie Moment.#Which means he needs to exist as a punching bag before he can hit 'em with the rebound).#My first draft of this comic had WWX slurping LWJ's wine per actual scene canon#As it really is a great scene of how WWX is willing to absorb the scandal and harm that befalls others.#It had a lot less to do with it being LWJ and more so that WWX just happens to be the kind of person who refuses to turn a blind eye.#It could have been any Lan who was being pressured (inappropriately) to drink (do not pressure anyone to drink irl PLEASE).#Because this is a romance plot it of course *is* LWJ. But don't forget that in this moment they aren't on great terms.#It's not a knight in shining armor moment - it's a 'you were being treated unjustly and I have the power to absolve you from that.'#And as we are very soon about to see - WWX certainly cannot turn away from those who need aid he can provide.#And like Jin Guangyao; that kindness is also his downfall.#By the way - that you all for the amazing community commentary on the last comic. I really loved reading everyone's thoughts!#Suyao shippers...I get it now. You had me at 'wen ning and WWX parallels'. I'll be back with a treat for you soon.#And yes 'everyone' does include the ironically named tumblr user jin zixun.#Who blocked me right before the character makes his pd-mdzs debut.#I hope you are well. You seem like you were having a real bad time yesterday.
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CW: pregnancy, domesticity, brief mentions of childbirth.
I’ve had some wine and I just wanna spend five minutes talking about Logan and having a baby so bear with me for a second as I speak about nonsense lmao.
Logan who gets you pregnant by surprise, not expecting it completely but taking it in stride.
Logan who’s happy he claimed you properly, and now everyone can know you belonged to him.
Logan who smirks to himself every time he takes a glance at you as your belly grows bigger every week.
Logan who brings a big palm to the underside of your belly and lifts it up to take some strain off of your body from the heavy weight, very aware of his own strength and careful not to be too harsh with you.
Logan who sways side to side with you as he does so, humming a song that he mentally associates with you. You smile as you hear it in your ear.
Logan who lets you squeeze the ever lasting fuck out of his hand when you’re giving birth to your child, trying his absolute hardest not to say the wrong thing as you curse and scream with all the strength you could muster.
Logan who’s never smiled so wide or cried so much when he heard the loud cries of your child filling the medical room.
Logan who is so afraid of cradling something so small and pure in his hands, worried about holding her incorrectly or his claws peeking out from his own anxiety. But the moment his little girl coos at him, his nervous system calms and his heartbeat slows.
For once, he knows things will be okay, so long as he has his family.
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#logan howlett#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett imagine#logan howlett headcanon#wolverine imagine#wolverine headcanons#I’m sorry I’ve had some wine and I wanna give that man a baby#tw pregnancy#have I written this before I don’t remember lmao#ovaryacted drabbles#⋆♱ nic works ♱⋆
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TOMMY KINARD IN EVERY EPISODE ↳ S7E10 “All Fall Down”
#people were so mad for that 20 seconds of screentime he had and all he did was being worried for his bf and flirt back smh#i will say though that he did NOT let go of that wine glass the whole time asdjkgh#tommy kinard#evan buckley#bucktommy#911#911 abc#911edit#911 7x10#tommyeps#anztag#usernolan#useraimz#my gif#911gifs#bucktommyedit
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You both forget. Every time.
Everything within you clenches, shivering and coming down from your high, in time to hear Kento gasp behind you, drowning in euphoria.
Cursing under his breath, Kento's thrusts become slower and shallower; he barely pulls out, groaning as his cock jerks within you, filling you with sluggish, sticky stripes of his seed. He gasps, face contorted in bliss, his powerful body buckling under the force of his peak. You only wish you could see his face, eyes closing to imagine it instead.
You couldn't move if you wanted to; the primal breeding centre of his brain urges his fingers to grip your hips with stunning force, holding you back onto him. You're vulnerable, impaled as he fills you, balls clenched tight and pulsing.
You grin, face down and goofy with pleasure, that core part of you satisfied to feel him spill himself inside you. You can almost hear the sanctuary in your belly, calling him home, drinking him in.
Every time. Every time, you forget.
Your husband finally comes back, behind you, having been replaced by a beast for a moment. You call out to him, your voice sweet and dopey.
"Hi, Kento."
"...y-yeah...hi."
"Hi."
Kento chuckles, low and breathless, holding you back onto him as he threatens to slip out. He realises.
Every fucking time.
"Shit, have you-- have you got anything...anything to hand?"
"Err..."
You hear him huff behind you, turning into a laugh. A low rumbling reassurance.
"Alright...move with me."
You giggle, moving your arse with his hips to keep him plugged within you. Kento splays his hand over the bed, hunting, hunting--
"Every time," he grumbles, floundering as his softening cock begins to slip out of you, "every fucking time-- been years-- think we'd remember--"
"Clearly my pussy game is just too good--"
"You're fucking right, too good-- distractingly good pussy game-- a-ha!"
Kento's hand clasps his discarded shirt, and you squeak when he claps his hand between your legs. You're laughing as you crumple forwards, his cock slipping free and his shirt being squashed between your legs. A telltale trickle of cum soaks into the soft fabric, just in time.
Every time.
You feel a trail of lazy, open-mouthed kisses down your spine, your hips, your sacral curve, squealing and laughing as his teeth nip into your bottom. You wiggle, certain you're still alluring with his cum-stained shirt between your legs. You're right; you are. It earns you a gruff little slap to the arse and you laugh again.
"...hang on--" Kento groans, wobbling on cum-drunk legs, his cock still half-hard, as if he'll have any life left in him before he passes out, face down on your breasts. "Hang on...you deserve better...than a fucking shirt."
"Noooo!" You cry, grinning as you snuggle under the duvet, your eyes drooping. "I love ruining your shirts."
"That's because you're tacky. And classless."
You laugh again, knowing he's right. You're protesting without protest when Kento returns, smirking and battling your legs open to retrieve his shirt and replace it with a warm flannel.
He wouldn't have it any other way. Every fucking time.
#jjk#pseudowho#kento nanami#jjk nanami#nanami kento#kento nanami x you#kento nanami x reader#nanami fluff#nanami kento smut#nanami headcanons#jujutsu kaisen nanami#jujutsu nanami#kento nanami x y/n#kento nanami smut#nanami#nanami kento fluff#nanami kento x reader#nanami smut#nanami kento x you#nanami x reader#nanami x y/n#nanami x you#jjk kento#husband nanami#I'm fucking obsessed in case you can't tell#Haitch#Is broken obviously#I had wine again and I'm not sorry#Sorry for typos I wrote this while drunk
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😒🍷...
#inspired by a question in the ask box a few weeks ago *🤨📸*#this stuck in my head for a while and i had to draw it out#old married couple core they said 🗣️🗣️🗣️#probably not the first time Jafar has experienced this#he still let Frollo pour the wine btw🍷#frollo#jafar#disney jafar#claude frollo#judge frollo#the hunchback of notre dame#aladin#disney#disney art#disney villains
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Hozier performing at Forest Hills, NY
❝ Go Andrew. ❞
#hozier#andrew hozier byrne#hozieredit#cherry wine#unreal unearth#wasteland baby#eat your young#unheard#unheard ep#musicdaily#musician#musicedit#mine#my gifs#a quick one#but I had to for that smile
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Uploading all my Tomgreg art at once from the past few week before season 4 hits, who knows in what kind of mental state i'm gonna be once it does :')
#tomgreg#succession#dont even talk to me i started watching this show when i had nothing to do at work and now i watch it with averiel my good friend averiel#and we are going to watch s4 together and i feel physically ill from bein so excited#so ya thats what ive been up to... anyway. i love these idiots they desever nothing but the worst (affectionate)#im also a tomshiv lover btw. im the one who yells 'THIS IS HOW TOMSHIV CAN STILL WIN' while they are actively losing on screen#thats the kind of person i am#dont look at me (lying on the floor)#okay i was not going to say stuff in the tags and let the art speak for itself but i NEED to point out details in the wine Painting..#i put a lot of work into that one. thinly veiled metaphors and symbolism yknow..#greg is gripping the stem of the wine glass with his full fist. tom and greg are dressed in the same outfit (sock garters included)#greg look appalled but he is not doing anything about the spill. tom is fondly pouring greg more and more wine. he is doing him a favor#i colored the red wine the same way i would color blood :) oh and tom is not really touching greg#only holding the chair in place. greg is making himself look smaller than he is like usual#oh and @ the person who said that it's the inverse of the tom and nate scene i love the way you think. i did not think of that before#but god. yeah. i actually thought about the scene change from when roman uhh.. christens his office in s1. the one with the coffee machine#i always go insane at that cut. this is not exactly the same since it's more.. about emotions but yknow.. it can be.. the same...
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pathologic fest day 19
"In the Darkness"
where nobody dwells but the earth herself
#pathologic#pathologic 2#herb brides#pathologic_fest#моросентябрь#pathologic fest#мор утопия#nonsexual nudity /#my art#i STAY herbbridesposting......... having a blast#fun fact this one's been in my WIPs for months now#and getting to finish it because it fit the theme so well.... blissful#herb brides can have a little Pythia moment... as a treat#can't believe i have to do this /!\ THIS IS NOT DIONYSOS-RELATED. THOSE ARE NOT MAENADS. THOSE ARE FICTIONAL MEMBERS#OF A FICTIONAL CENTRAL ASIAN-INSPIRED PEOPLE PARTAKING IN MOTHER-EARTH WORSHIP WITHIN A FICTIONAL#CENTRAL-ASIAN INSPIRED SPIRITUALITY. /!\#/!\ THEY WORSHIP AN ALL-MOTHER EARTH-GODDESS WHOSE PROGENY IS THE ENTIRE WORLD AND NOT A MALE GOD OF WINE PASSION THEATRE [...] /!\#/!\ THE OP HAS PERSONAL AND INTIMATE SPIRITUAL/RELIGIOUS BELIEFS AND WOULD NEVER MAKE DEVOTIONAL ART TO A MALE GOD /!\#this would be my portfolio tag if i had a portfolio [portfolio tag]
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Happy Valentines Day!
#Stardew valley#Stardew valley elliot#sdv elliot#as promised the start of the pinup series#aesthetically he’s so fabio coded~#just had to draw elliot first#Elliot and his emotional support crab#is the wine bottle a metaphor?#who knows#wink wonk#this one is a bit lazy cause i just took that one sketch from last year and colored it…#iykyk
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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day#bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl#slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top#molto bene#(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)
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Bobby Nash in 8x04
#911#911 abc#911edit#bobby nash#look at him!!! look at his smile!!!#is this a good gifset?? no but i've had some wine and i'm ready to talk about how fucking attractive he is#(jk i'm always ready to talk about that i'm just ready to ignore how the colors don't match because i need to post it)#(because like i said: attractive)#my gifs#also i know it's not really bobby in 8x02 because this is basically just two scenes#but it's his!!! smile!!!#i just don't know how to put that i the captions#i need someone to help me with captions because it's clearly too difficult for me
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BEEN COOKING WITH THE EPIC @cookabeara
we did our fav tactic of switching who draws what character and we each coloured/shaded diff pages
#our styles just go together like wine and cheese what can i say#had the best time and cookie is a fuckin legend#cookie dust RETURNS#shadowzel#bg3 au#bg3#lae’zel#shadowheart#cookiebear art#dusty art#art collab#bg3 comic#cookie dust collabs
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Cyber stalker Laswell who meets you as a server in a fancy restaurant. The bill she pays without a blink of her eye is about a week's worth of your pay.
You're obviously attracted to her from the second she's seated, how your eyes follow the silver necklace she's wearing down between the open buttons of her silk collared shirt. How then your eyes flick to her hands, pupils dilating when you find her ring finger bare. It's like the general sitting across from Laswell doesn't even exist. She immediately likes that about you, how quickly and easily she's able to capture your full attention.
She watches your tongue behind your teeth move as you take her order, determined not to fuck it up. You were still new to this job, but the authoritative aura Laswell gave off had you at attention. Even her little smiles and nods when you confirmed her order felt like rewards. Like a dog being clicker trained.
Laswell tests you- she doesn't like pets who are obedient just because they can't think for themselves. She asks you to pick out a wine for her. You offer to have the sommelier come by, but she just shakes her head. You feel like a deer caught in headlights.
When you bring her the wine, a glass of '91 Penfold Grange, you can't help but watch her take a sip. Raptured at the sight of her rolling the taste in her mouth, lost in the idea of licking it off of her tongue. Laswell looks you right in your eyes when she thanks you, tells you that it was an excellent choice. She might as well have bent you over the table and fucked you right there, it made you melt. How could she make you feel so much with so little said?
(When you went to the back, her empty glass in hand, no one noticed when you licked at the stains on the rim where her mouth was. The wine tasted fucking fantastic.)
She left you a tip well over what was necessary. More than what the bill actually was, a number with one too many zeroes that made you gasp. She wrote out that it was a thank you for your service, and you shove the note in your pocket.
...Your heart sunk at the fact that she hadn't left her number though. Of course she wouldn't, a classy older woman such as herself? She probably only entertained you out of pity, because you were working and she was a professional.
You went home in a needy daze, her note burning in your pocket. You could still smell her perfume, the scent inoffensive but strong. If you fingered yourself with the note held in your other hand, Laswell's looping blue-ink cursive making you clench on your fingers every time you glanced at it, you didn't feel shame for it. Too busy lost in her pretty eyes, the thought of sitting naked in her lap, the idea of her voice praising and guiding you to orgasm.
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What a pretty show, Laswell thought. Before she'd even gotten home, she'd had connections find everything about you. For such a smart person, you put much too much about yourself online. Not to mention, an open laptop on your desk, right across from your bed? You're lucky Laswell is looking out for you, remotely setting up security so no one else could see through that camera. Only she should see how your pretty thighs clench and jerk as you cum, only she should hear her name on your lips like that.
You were perfect for Laswell, exactly her type. Smart, pretty thing just waiting for someone to scoop them up, take care of them properly and teach them how to be a good pet.
#laswell x reader#noel.txt#part two where she finds your sw Twitter and becomes your biggest patron??#also ignore the wine choice i dont know fancy wines so i thought of the last one i had dlnsns its actually ass#cw stalking
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