#wine anon

[avatar-of-pride]

I want both of your kids. no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride.

- 🍷 anon

Oh wow. Wow. I mean... I have no idea who you are. And this is very graphic. But I suppose I should take it as a compliment, so thank you I guess?

[real-total-drama-takes]

i wish mikes DID was written better -🍷

[decaydanceredacted]

Ryan Ross, beautiful wood elf that he is. He’s so vanilla to me, but in an interesting way, like the way Tahitian vanilla has a slightly different flavour profile than whatever you buy in the grocery store. Whispering just the sweetest things in your ear while he’s hitting spots inside you that you didn’t know existed, to the point where it’s addictive and you’re in a state of white-out pleasure until he decides he’s done.

- wine anon

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[werenotacoupleyesyouare]

The fact that I usually watch these guys in vods at 2x speed just makes this all even more surreal. I feel like I’m drunk and high and sleep deprived and caffeinated all at once and I’m only one of those things. Cheers to balls I guess -🍷

YOU WATCH THEM IN 2x??????????????????? Anon here watching tntduo nightcore

[chateautae]

SAMMMYY!!!!! I’ve been checking in on you so much I feel like I manifested your return omg

- 🍷

OMG WINE ANON HELLO!! (Please tell me we decided on wine anon?? if not pls correct me my mind has been wrecked by work and school </3). You must've babe I just started missing this place so much I had to come back for you guys hehe

[moonlightshaiku]

Hello! May I request a pair up? ^^

My names Dahlia (I go by Luka too but mostly Dahlia) and I'm non binary but kinda go with whatever pronouns people call me and wear whatever I feel like. I'm omniromantic and demi sexual!

I enjoy art (writing, dancing, painting, ect..), books, collecting things, bugs (I have a collection of bugs I preserved in bottles myself :), gardening, dyeing my hair black, diying clothes, luxury, science fiction and horror, cats or birds, classical music/metal/and some other alt genres of music, goth and alt everything ngl, gothic fashion or mall goth, organizing, stars, making edits, spending or earning money, bones, zombies, scheming, military stuff, debating, learning bcs knowledge is power, and hiking

My flaws and quirks are that I tend to be jealous, have a bit of a savior/supioriority complex but internally don't think I'm that great yk, a bit impulsive, really blunt, don't sleep don't eat just gotta get what I need done, petty, anxiety, depression, PTSD, ADHD, maladaptive dreaming disorder, nightmares 🌚, half done projects everywhere, competitive, loves to spoil my lover a little to much, can't sit still, needs to be uniqe, daddy issues, only ever listen to those I care for other than that im not a very good listener and a addiction to caffeine and success

My personality is entj with some enfp sprinkled in and 3w4, but basically, selfless to those I care about even a bit, polite, messed up but pretty self sustaining, eccentric, confident, can take charge, creative, assertive, sarcastic, blunt but can and will lie, extrovert, methodical, attentive, thrill seeking, witty, mindful of others unless I don't like the person, passionate, ambitious, stubborn, expressive, charismatic, sophisticated (most the time), adaptable, bit of a day dreamer but also realistic, and can and will do as I please to get what I please (unless your someone Im even just chill with I don't like hurting people to much unless they deserve it or I'm doing it on accident)

And that's it! I hope you have a lovely evening dear freind! I may have ranted a bit sorry :') but thank you so much I hope I wasn't to much trouble!

-🍷

Sevika!

(General Information: Sevika is a character from Arcane. She's a gruff fighter with a metal arm prosthesis. She's also very responsible, intelligent, and will try to end confrontations peacefully if possible.)

Sevika would absolutely love and spoil you! She's really relieved to be with someone who she believes can actually handle themself. She does worry, nonetheless.

She doesn't have a lot of time on her hands, but she'll spend every moment possible with you. Loves spoiling you, just as you spoil her. When her (relatively large) paycheck comes in, she would absolutely love taking you shopping.

She loves your ambition! Whatever you plan to do in your adult life, she will support. She'll get you whatever you need and put as much of her spare time forward as possible.

She probably picks up little trinkets and bugs when she has the time? And (especially if you're forgetful) will leave it on counters/tables. Just little offerings she hopes you won't mention.

Sevika has a lot of trauma, and is surprisingly good at calming people down. She'll usually boss them around, get them functioning and then talk. But she can also be soft. Kneel down and pat, murmur, whatever needed. Whenever Sevika is dealing something, she tends to get irritable and might even cry a bit, quietly and alone. A good, warm meal will calm her enough to talk it over.

Sevika isn't really jealous, and she's fine with your being jealous as long as it doesn't prevent her from doing something. If it does, she'll sit you down and attempt to understand and better the situation.

I can see a lot of good communication in the relationship, and a lot of mutual spoiling (and breakdowns)!

Alternate Pairing(s):

Kylo Ren — Star Wars

[halffootguildofficial]

What brand of wine would you suggest to someone who is totally not addicted to wine? I’m very picky about this kind of stuff and none of them seem to satisfy me.

-🍷 anon

"Hey, I'm not judging. I'm usually pretty picky about my alcohol too. There's this one drink called Dragon Fire Blueberry Sparkling Wine I started stocking recently and it's been pretty popular across all the races in my clientelle. It's a little too sweet for my liking, but again, I'm pretty picky. You'll have to see for yourself if you like it."

[panicredacted]

Brendon is such a brat for Dallon in Vices era. Like it’s so. Painfully obvious to me. His every freakin action onstage is like expressly intended to wind Dallon up as much as possible so he can get punished/railed later.

And yeah, Dallon plays along, gets down on his knees onstage because. Ya know. Would be in poor taste to fight back *onstage* but. I’ve seen so many videos at this point, that man is getting wrecked in the dressing room later.

<3

[ask-scroll-and-quill]

AWH DUDE MY SISTERS GONNA KILL ME!!!

-🍷

Haha, cool.

-🪶

*police begin to arrive or something!*

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

Mod Don't give them ideas -🍷

I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THE JOKES PEOPLE COULD MAKE UNTIL I WAS DOING THE TAGS

[windy-trickster]

Hey Evorta! Saw you mentioned about a matesprit, mind telling us more about them? (and/or your quadrants in general :33)

-🍷

“Hehe... You’re askin’ me about my Jenny! My vriendin! She’s everything to me... She’s basi⟳ally my knight in shinin’ armor. She may be a little stu⟳k up and overly proper at times, but I love ‘er dearly. She’s made me the happiest little lady I’ve ever been!” “She listens to me rant and ramble about my interests, and ⟳omes over to my hive on the ba⟳k of her lusus! She’s always so sweet and kind to me. I think she likes havin’ a reason to ⟳arry me as well. Hehe.”

[doomed-doctor]

((sent an ask a while ago/don’t know if you got it. if you don’t want to reply that’s fine, and have a good day/night/something! — 🍷))

[I did answer this ask! other than that one though, I haven't gotten another so if you've sent another it's possible tumblr might have erased it, feel free to send another if you'd like!]

[themalhare]

Have some fresh wine for new year celebration 🎉

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Ah, I remember when I used it have champagne with Clara on New Year’s Eve! HAPPY NEW YEAR! I wonder if I can still get drunk…

[decaydanceredacted]

Good morning, hello.

I need to be Dallon’s hot vampire sub. I need him to keep me like some gorgeous pet, his pretty little secret.

Before he lets me feed he perches me on his cock and lets me ride him for a bit, but I’m soooooo lethargic because I’m hungryyyyy, and eventually he grabs my collar and pulls me in close.

And I can feel his pulse quicken against my tongue, I know he’s turned on by this. I can feel his little gasp of pain dissolve into a moan as his throat reverbs against my mouth. And if my nails dig in to his waist too hard he chides me for it. “Don’t lose yourself, pet, remember I’m allowing you this.”

And as he hazes out from blood loss, my energy is so so fresh and I can ride him to kingdom come with blood pouring down my chin and chest while he calls me pretty. And I could, I so could break free of him and pin him down and give him a scare, make him beg for his life, but I don’t, because I’m his pretty little pet and I can’t bear to go back to foraging for food.

- wine anon

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[werenotacoupleyesyouare]

Wilbur x quackity x reader 100k slow burn. The chickenpocalypse has come. Your six chickens are winning the fight. As you start to give up on the fight, a motorcycle roars in the distance. Your saviours approach… -🍷

Me considering sacrificing them to the chickens then starting a chicken cult wilbur style

[yeosin-n]

plS STOP MAKING ME SIMP FOR WINE I CAN'T I'M DYING OMG WHY IS HE SO HANDSOME IT'S NOT FAIR YOU SKELEMAN

teehee