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I've been trying for a thousand years. Good luck

well if ur not diavolo then certainly you'd enjoy this jar of pickles? and also, bell peppers and garlic anchovy dip, correct?

Uhm...

Okay, I give up. Lucifer is so hard to pretend to be! He's just so mean! It is Diavolo. I took his phone when he agreed to go on vacation with me.

He's currently sleeping very soundly next to me. I would post a picture but I agreed to never share pictures he'd deem embarrassing.

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He's awful, mushroom person

well if ur not diavolo then certainly you'd enjoy this jar of pickles? and also, bell peppers and garlic anchovy dip, correct?

Uhm...

Okay, I give up. Lucifer is so hard to pretend to be! He's just so mean! It is Diavolo. I took his phone when he agreed to go on vacation with me.

He's currently sleeping very soundly next to me. I would post a picture but I agreed to never share pictures he'd deem embarrassing.

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I literally took him out to the fanciest dinner I could think of yesterday and on our walk home, he said "You really shouldn't be spending this much money on your second in command. My brothers will start more rumors that we're dating"

I'm going to kiss him in front of all of RAD if he doesn't open his stupid beautiful crimson eyes and see I'm in love with him

well if ur not diavolo then certainly you'd enjoy this jar of pickles? and also, bell peppers and garlic anchovy dip, correct?

Uhm...

Okay, I give up. Lucifer is so hard to pretend to be! He's just so mean! It is Diavolo. I took his phone when he agreed to go on vacation with me.

He's currently sleeping very soundly next to me. I would post a picture but I agreed to never share pictures he'd deem embarrassing.

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well if ur not diavolo then certainly you'd enjoy this jar of pickles? and also, bell peppers and garlic anchovy dip, correct?

Uhm...

Okay, I give up. Lucifer is so hard to pretend to be! He's just so mean! It is Diavolo. I took his phone when he agreed to go on vacation with me.

He's currently sleeping very soundly next to me. I would post a picture but I agreed to never share pictures he'd deem embarrassing.

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Yes. I hate everything. Especially staying in bed even though my friend asked me to and I'm on vacation because I just have to work

hm ? lucifer ?

is it really u ?

🙃 ?

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Yep. Grumpy Lucifer with no joy.

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hm ? lucifer ?

is it really u ?

🙃 ?

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Yep. Grumpy Lucifer with no joy.

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My bestie is now ignoring me.

It's been like 7 minutes and they haven't responded.

They're also online and have been posting, so idk what's happening.

Perhaps their Internet is slow? Or maybe they haven't checked their notifications?

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Oh no, that was just one from the many boxes.

I just wanted to check whether it's your order or Beel's.

Seems to be yours!

*brings boxes full of pickle jars*

-- @ayo-radsss

O-Oh dear. I mean, I knew Lucifer enjoyed them but... I mean, I like them.

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yk what close enough, WELCOME BACK LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR!! 🎉🎉🎉🥳😝😝🔥

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Back? I've always been Lucifer

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Meow

-🦡

That's not the sound that animal makes

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Haha. Yes. I am quite mean. I love to be mean. Even when my best friend takes me on a nice vacation and takes my phone so I can't work

https://www.tumblr.com/avatar-of-pride/774558840019714048/diavolo-is-that-you-also-you-are-not-good?source=share

WHAT

I suggest trying to be more mean and standoffish

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Oh. But that would be mean :(

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woah something interesting is occurring here….. opinion on 🎉 ?

I love parties! I mean... Uh... I hate them. They're so loud

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https://www.tumblr.com/avatar-of-pride/774558840019714048/diavolo-is-that-you-also-you-are-not-good?source=share

WHAT

I suggest trying to be more mean and standoffish

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Oh. But that would be mean :(

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NUH UH. lucifer would have told be to kms or that he hates me by now and you’ve done none of that! WHO ARE YOU BUDDYY??? can i have a hint ?:3

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Haha. I am Lucifer. You... Loser?

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Here's the jar of pickles you asked for, Lucifer--

-- @ayo-radsss

Oh. Haha. Yes. I... Wanted this

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daily diavolo

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sleep in the middle of a big ass meeting with a shit ton of old ppl i dont know ?

no thx

</3

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Oh... sorry :(

I fall asleep in meetings all the time. Lucifer is a very good note taker so I rely on him. I mean. I'm Lucifer