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"Oh, you want to talk about things that hurt people? You want to talk about get out of jail free cards, Prince of Devildom?! I'm not using it as an excuse and every damn time I try to explain myself that is what I get! 'Lucifer stop using excuses!' 'Lucifer you have to try to be a better person!' 'Lucifer stop trying to defend yourself!" Lucifer mocks. "When all I'm trying to do is give a FUCKING EXPLANATION FOR MY BEHAVIOR!"

"I'm a terrible person! Don't you think I know that? I'll push anyone aside, hurt anyone, just to climb another rung on the latter of respectability! And fuck me because of it! But God damn it, can't I, for once in my fucking life, do something and not have everyone up my ass for it!"

Lucifer breathes heavily as he pauses his rant. He runs a hand through his hair. "All I want is to be allowed, just once, to act like myself. But I haven't been able to in thousands of years. Because of my pride and my brothers and Michael and Metatron and you! Every day I have to impress you! I have to be good enough! I have to be perfect! Perfect Lucifer so that the prince can go run around doing jack shit all day because his dad left and his mom died! Well, fuck. You. I'm tired of being a parent to a man who hasn't grown up! I'm tired of being responsible at all!! I just want to-" Lucifer groans in outrage and slams his hands on his desk. "I don't know!" He slumps into a chair and rests his head against his desk.

We need to talk, Lucifer. Whether you're busy or not.

- @https-diavolo

…why

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I think you need to get a super-powered therapist with all this you've got going on

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No. Therapy is for the weak

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"What to do when ur therapist is kinda hot but he's an Angel and u don't know how to ask him out"

-Matthew(💎)

What. Diamond what

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When I was younger I had this messaging app and I’d set inflantation art ae my pfp, sonetimes Tony the Tiger nsfw fanart too. Idk what went through my head

Nothing, clearly

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"I'm sorry?! Are you insinuating I'm not aware of what my sin does, Diavolo? If anything, I'm more aware of it than you! Every God damned thing I do is tainted by it! I can never embarrass myself, never allow myself to be childish with my brothers in public, never allow myself to do anything that might have a chance of ruining my reputation. And it's torture!"

"I can never not care if anyone is watching. I can never do anything care free! I can never pursue what I'd like for fear it might ruin me. And I hate it. I hate my sin more than anything! I've done everything I can think of to change but it just doesn't work!" Lucifer's expression hardens and he frowns. "But sure. Let's just say I can't change to save ruining your world you've created in your head."

We need to talk, Lucifer. Whether you're busy or not.

- @https-diavolo

…why

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Lucifer frowns. "You act as if controlling your sin is easy. My brothers control their demonic tendencies, but only one can control his sin. Refrain from insulting me."

We need to talk, Lucifer. Whether you're busy or not.

- @https-diavolo

…why

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"You don't deserve to be treated this way. But it's not like I can change it, can I? I'm too prideful. Humility wasn't much better, but at least that hurt me and not others." Lucifer sighs and looks away. "Nevermind."

We need to talk, Lucifer. Whether you're busy or not.

- @https-diavolo

…why

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I got my glasses and they look horrible on me

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Haha

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Sometimes I see people and have to resist calling them a harlot

Do it. It would be funny

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*sends one clone after you*

*it eats your desk and then flies a plane*

- @theonlycoffeeanon

You can't fly a plane and neither can your clone

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*crying noises*

*sobbing noises*

😭😭😭😩😭😭😭😩😩😩😭😭😭

- @theonlycoffeeanon

Good

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You’re doing a horrible job at taking care of me.. I think I’m gonna ask uncle Belphegor to be my new dad since he’s taking care of me unlike someone.

Well, sorry I'm having a breakdown while you're sick Norman. Maybe I should put a hold on the complete destruction of my relationship for you

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"It's what I'm good at." Lucifer cringes at his own words as his arms hug his body. He isn't sure how to react to Diavolo's tears - comfort wasn't exactly his forte - so he just took a step back. "You can leave. I wouldn't blame you."

We need to talk, Lucifer. Whether you're busy or not.

- @https-diavolo

…why

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Hallo! Haven't said hi in a while:D

I'm assuming it was peaceful when I was gone?

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Not really

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I’m watching a new anime after 2 years and the villain is named trump, I’m only at the first episode but I can’t take this seriously

He is a joke of a man

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we got another diavolo breaking down doors

how fun

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Not fun

Awful

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mmm nah don’t wanna anymore just because you said that actually!! ☺️ ah so jolly!!!

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Gross