#wind is CRAZY today

[confusedmothboy]

how many shots to suck laios dry

brother id be stone cold sober

[terrible-shining-eyes]

Shostakovich sunday... hiii diva!!!

[beeduoo]

will he burn down the kitchen

[the-down-upside-finch]

“Spellswords have a strict code that we follow. We use magic to aid our technique—not as a weapon. I wouldn’t dare attack anyone with it.”

Decided to draw El today! (And I wanted to draw more glowy things dsuhfsfdghsfafd) The pose was giving me trouble but I think it turned out decent enough.

Sketch below the cut because why not:

Once again, I decided to ignore physics.

[onthewaytosomewhere]

first line analysis

ok so i got a few tags for this so why not i guess (now that i've posted 2 more lolz) thanks @sparklepocalypse @stellarmeadow & @thighzp for the tags

RULES: post the first lines of your last 10 fics/chapters posted on AO3 (if you have less than 10 fics posted, post the first lines of all your fics) and try to draw some conclusions

First Lines from most to least recent (not including friday ficlet collections)

Alex is nearly bouncing out of his seat on the plane, and Henry can’t quite figure out why. (bringing home silver - FP)

Alex is in the kitchen at Kensington when Shaan walks in. (in the kitchen, at kensington, with those threadbare pajama pants - alex/shaan)

Alex Claremont-Diaz has always considered himself a bit of an enigma, even before he became a werewolf and opened an all-night coffee shop, Moonlight Coffee. (nights at the moonlight coffe shop - FP)

Alex swears there was still a Helados left in the freezer but cannot for the life of him find it. (my slutty royal - FP)

"Henry, you pick them so well," Philip whispered against Alex's neck. (2 is better than 1 - 3 is better than 2 (when we’re back at 2 wanna stay there with u) - henry/alex/pip)

Liam usually does not go out to clubs, at least not by himself, and hasn’t for years. (and fight the break of dawn - southern philanthropy)

Alex is not sure how it got this far; he put it in the document as a joke, knowing Henry or June would catch it, and if they didn’t, it would surely get noticed by all the editors working on the book. (just a bit of fun - FP)

Henry’s a connoisseur of one-night stands, so when he says that last night’s, who is somehow still here in the morning, was amazing, he is saying something, really. (makin' memories i might remember - FP)

Once upon a time, there lived two young princes, Prince Henry Fox of Windsor and Prince Alexander Diaz of Claremont. (baby just say yes - FP)

He’s got a sucker in his mouth again; the way he sucks on it, Alex just knows that if he ever got those lips around his cock it would be heaven. (something in your mouth - FP)

so analysis - in general (other than a couple) i do a wordy first sentence - you can tell from the first sentence on all except maybe 1 whose pov it's in from the first sentence - that other one is clear by the 2nd sentence tho - with the exception of fairytale i drop ya right into whatever is going on - i've been told that line 5 is an amazing opening sentence and funnily enough it came to me in the middle of publix when i was grabbing some groceries lolz

so tag ur it! (if ya haven't already done this and i just missed it or forgot lolz) @typicalopposite @adreamareads @taste-thewaste @eusuntgratie @emmalostinwonderland

@tinyarmedtrex @firenati0n @thinkof-england @priincebutt @captainjunglegym

AND A BIG OPEN TAG FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO DO THIS AS WELL

[nyxypoo]

ITS TODAYEV EJEUMWMS

[shima-draws]

Work was reeeeeal stressful today and my anxiety’s suuuper high rn lmao. Send some asks?

[jingledbells]

theres this strange drawing program that i found on my chromebook that was default downloaded so i made this silly doodle of myself

[djarinova]

okay pls help me!!!!

so i was planning to go to the aquarium tomorrow for my birthday but the weather is supposed to be absolutely terrible, rainy and windy all day, and id have to walk 20 minutes in order to get there... i cant decide whether to go or not, and if today has been any indication then the wind will truly be very crazy but 🥺 aquarium

if u pick stay in pls feel free to reply with some ideas of what i could do instead!! bec im desperate not to waste my birthday and i would like (surprisingly) to celebrate my birthday for once:)

[moonstruckme]

Does anyone have any fall music recs they’d be willing to share? So far my playlist is very Lana del Rey Lizzie McAlpine Hozier Elliot Smith but I’m getting bored and would looove to update it if y’all have anything :)

[phatcatphergus]

The 20% of people who voted no on the poll don’t believe in women getting money I mean who said that

[beeduoo]

would u try

[mildmayfoxe]

sorry for your suffering (terrible workplace). you’re amazing and cool and you deserve better. water off a ducks back thursday friday 😔🤘

OOOH i’m fine i’m just complaining! it’s all good in the end. it’s my friday after all it’s almost the FREAKIN weekend

[birdietrait]

ok time for the power to come back on pls

[bomb-proof]

Exploring with the best baby boy🫶

[daggryet]

actually getting a bit scared about walking to work tomorrow