#win-win in my book
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jacqcrisis · 6 months ago
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I love the meta-narrative of robbing the bank with Astarion. You don't have to break into the vaults. Theres no reason to but listen: you're all back in the big city, the vampire is probably experiencing a level of stress and anxiety that he hasn't felt in a while considering his freedom is always one bad fight from being taken away, and a cult is coming to turn everyone into mindflayers.
So how do we let Astarion blow off some steam in a way that doesn't involve murdering innocent civilians? That's right, you throw his ass in a bank and let him let his hair down. He needs this. It's for his mental health.
Go steal from some rich assholes, baby girl, and after, I'll buy you a shiny new bow and so many greater invisibility scrolls.
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queen-scribbles · 4 months ago
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I'm being bullied for my Stitch tea infuser🤣
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seasicksilver · 9 months ago
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reading the Iliad is an experience
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clarissasbakery · 2 months ago
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. IF YOU BELIEVE IT WILL HAPPEN. GOD BLESS BOOKPIN 🫡🫡
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wilsonmybeloved · 2 months ago
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heard we were fiddlestanning
you know the drill..
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catullansparrowlet · 2 years ago
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I haven't laughed this hard in *years*. I can't remember ever choking on a drink or not being able to breathe laughing and I did it repeatedly tonight. Not because any of us were being particularly comedic, but because we vibed well and built of off one another's stupidity.
It was amazing. I felt alive.
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egophiliac · 1 year ago
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just thinking about hair and faces
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feelo-fick · 4 months ago
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it can't be too hard right?
it's easy not to think about things, he tells me i don't think all the time! wait...
a scene from a fic that i have no clue if ill finish, let alone post, but look i made fanart of my own thing that doesnt even exist :D
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cranberrytart451 · 3 months ago
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Just doodling
Based off that one comic by @void-dude
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bapple117 · 3 months ago
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do you see my vision
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wizardemotions · 9 months ago
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pinterest showed me some screenshots of posts that gave me the concept for an au where both harry and ron are sorted slytherin & draco is just slightly less rude in the first book. i could go into why i think this makes a lot of sense for ron but i won't. i've affectionately dubbed them the platinum quartet in my head and they will not leave me the fuck alone
#quill to paper#draco malfoy#harry potter#ron weasley#hermione granger#romione#drarry#slytherin harry#slytherin ron#golden trio#platinum quartet#actually i'll go into why it makes sense for ron here in the tags.#imho a major slytherin trait is ambition#and ron *has* ambition he's just never had it actively encouraged and fostered#book fucking one the mirror of erised shows him winning the quidditch cup & being head boy and all#he HAS ambition! and by god does he have something to *prove*#youngest weasley boy who desperately wants to do something different from his family#not get lumped in as 'just another weasley'#he's the anti-sirius in this context tbqh. old pureblood family of gryffindors and he's plastering his room at the burrow w green and silver#in my head draco is also in the train compartment when ron walks in and asks to sit there & harry speaks first so draco shuts up#a little tense but draco also relaxes a little bit. he's ELEVEN he just wants FRIENDS.#ron watches the boys he sat with on the train both get sorted slytherin and has just the biggest burning desire an 11 yr old can have#to get into slytherin instead of gryffindor. to do something different from his other siblings at the gryff table. to Prove Something#the hats like 'ohh. a weasley huh. but so much to prove... there's real ambition#and the potential for cunning... slytherin? alright#good luck! slytherin it is!'#and draco's smug little ass is like 'i suppose there's hope for the weasleys yet if they can turn out a slytherin#and ron is psyched out of his eleven year old gourd bc harry fucking potter is grinning and clapping for him#and also because percy n the twins look SHOCKED AS FUCK as do half the profs#snape is over at the table realizing w complete clarity that he's going to be put thru the ringer as slyth head of house these next 7 yrs
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pcktknife · 4 months ago
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tsuchako in the year twenty twenty-four 🚬
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clarisimart · 3 months ago
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the conversation in the fearamid recontextualized after TBOB
commission info here
Bonus meme, pre betrayal under the cut (tw: body horror - ish because of bill's f-ed up physiology):
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Bill's got a, huuuuh... interesting physiology
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nourtarts · 6 months ago
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“I run for them and surprise even myself when I launch into Haymitch’s arms first. When he whispers in my ear, ‘Nice job, sweetheart,’ it doesn’t sound sarcastic.” - The Hunger Games, Chapter 26
So how are we feeling about the recent news Haymitch nation
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pulsingvoid · 1 year ago
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kendall being increasingly horrible to the women in his life only to get his whole life blown to smithereens by a woman... cunt is as cunt does!
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shadowfae1878 · 2 years ago
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actually now that i read this back, he is literally tyrus’s love child
i cant and wont explain but mike wheeler gives me cyrus goodman vibes.
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