#willage

[lwowl]

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[woochqou]

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[joxtart]

bro what if we survived the horrors together (some of which are your doing but whatever man) and then just did domestic shit forever

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[nikodimdorokhin]

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[wisedo]

A willager was carrying a bowl with red water… An owl laughed…

[antiquatedplumbobs]

Spring 1916

It was a cool spring evening and Will Sewell was rushing home. He'd come to town on important business: accepting Joe's job offer.

The older man has been ecstatic and insisted the two share a celebratory drink, the very reason Will was now running late. Taken with Joe's infectious excitement, Will found himself unable to stop smiling even as he made his way home. Of course, he’d have to wait a bit before starting: Joe still needed to find an investor, an endeavor that was proving difficult, with the war in Europe making everyone a bit skittish. That was good for Will, though — he had yet to tell his father the news and wouldn’t turn his nose up at a bit of extra time to do that.

He was nearing the train station, his mind still occupied with fantasies of the future awaiting him, when he noticed a young woman standing by the notice board. She was dressed somewhat shabbily, and had only a thin sweater and straw hat to protect against the chill off the bay. He would not normally stop, running late as he was, but something about her caught his attention and he found himself impulsively stopping to offer assistance .

She turned, looking up at him with a suspicious, unfriendly look. A look Will hadn't noticed, being too distracted by what he thought might have been the clearest blue eyes he had ever seen.

“I thank you, sir, but I am quite alright on my own,” she said stiffly, turning away. Will realized belatedly that an unsolicited offer of help from a strange man might unnerve a young, unaccompanied woman.

“I’m sorry,” he said, his eyes shifting to the ground. “It looked like you might be a bit lost, and — well, it’s going to be dark soon; I just thought you might need some help.” He turned to go, discomfited at the thought of having upset her.

Wait!” He turned at her call. She was biting her lip and looked deep in concentration. “I’m sorry, that was rude of me. I could use some directions.” She looked a bit like she’d just eaten an entire lemon; asking for help did not seem to be a comfortable experience for her. “Do you know the Cavalier Hotel?”

“Oh sure, that’s just up that-a-way,” he said pointing. “You’ll want to take Front Street, then when you see the cannery, take the lane to the north, and then it’s just up the Cove Road. It’s a bit of walk, but manageable.” She looked in the direction he had pointed, not looking all that comforted by what Will considered to be very good directions. He held a grin back and said, “I could show you the way, if you’d like.”

“That would probably be for the best.” She sighed. “I’m not good with directions.” They began making their way, and Will cast a surreptitious glance at her, intensely curious about this tight-lipped, brusque young lady.

"What brings you to Brindleton?“ He asked, trying to make conversation as they began to leave the town.

"I saw an advert saying the hotel was hiring chamber maids,” she replied, sounding almost defensive, as if expecting him to argue.

“The Cavalier’s a mighty busy spot — lots of wealthy tourists stay there. I’m sure they’d be lucky to have you,” Will said earnestly, and she looked up, perhaps surprised at the honesty behind the words.

“I hope so," she said with a small smile. There was something about that smile — perhaps the way her nose crinkled up, or the way her eyes seemed to shine brighter than a sun-soaked ocean — that entranced Will. It seemed all too soon the Cavalier Hotel was looming above them, the walk having flown by. As they reached the gate, she turned to look at Will.

“I do thank you for showing me the way, Mister —” Will realized he’d never introduced himself, and flushed as he answered the unspoken question.

"Sewell, Will Sewell."

“Pleasure to meet you Mr. Sewell, I’m Hattie Willager.” She gave him that lovely smile of hers, and then she turned away, heading up the drive towards the bright electric lights of the hotel.

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[pikselis]

-More pictures from my test neighborhood-

the Takemitsu Willage edition

[stormdragon23]

MMM,I know what if hear me out okay. So,what if all the s-rankers are trapped in this cozy world simulator dungeon and all they need to win is to make every willager happy. Its gonna be tough because they will only used their powers if they want to complete daily tasks from the townspeople and on their way hehe rizzed the villagers. Worst part,they will also be tasked to be a personal therapist to villagers own personal problems that are similar to teenage drama.

Ohhhhh, this is a really interesting idea! When you say all the S-Rankers, I'm not sure if you also mean the ones outside of Korea, but I'll stick with the ones in Korea (feel free to ask about the other ones too though :>)

Sung Jin-Woo: He probably has some experience with this kind of thing between dealing with problems that may arise between his shadows plus knowing what the villagers will need after taking care of Jin-Ah. His powers would make things a lot easier since he would have his shadows, though the villagers will probably be scared of them at first Not sure how much he'll want to interact with the villagers since I get the impression that he's pretty introverted and doesn't want to talk with people much. That probably makes being a therapist even worse since he probably doesn't exactly give the best advice (He would tell them to do what he would do. Which is not something the average person should do)

Cha Hae-In: She would likely help out when people ask her to do so. She would probably get some of the smaller tasks compared to the others because the other S-Ranks don't want to make their youngest work too much. The villagers might be the least intimidated by her, but she probably wouldn't talk to them much (shy girl who's not very good at socializing), which might make the therapy thing difficult (especially since she seems like she mediates to deal with her trauma)

Baek Yoon-Ho: I think he would actually be the best at this. He was a firefighter and is stated in multiple forms of Solo Leveling to be a kind person despite his intimidating appearance. I think the villagers would warm up to him quickly after getting over his appearance, and I think he would also be a very good therapist to them. He's patient with people who don't annoy him Therapy cat

Choi Jong-In: I think he would play more of a leadership role and help the others stay organized. I don't think he would use his powers much unless he's defending the village from enemies. He would definitely help win the villager's trust quickly (and also have a lot of admirers because of his charisma). I think he could be a good therapist and give good advice to others (though he should take some of that advice for himself)

Lim Tae-Gyu: I think he would be good at entertaining kids? I think a younger audience would be interested in him. He seems extroverted, so talking to people is probably his forte and being a therapist would also be something he's good at. (Same thing applies to Ma Dong-Wook, Eun-Seok, Go Gun-Hee, and Sung Il-Hwan. Eun-Seok's power would probably also be used for defending the village while the others would do more heavy lifting tasks)

Min Byung-Gyu: Same as Lim Tae-Gyu, but his healing would be used quite a lot and is more outgoing than the others. He would probably tell anyone who's interested in history about his historical dramas. Not sure if he would be a good therapist? I like to think he would be since he has his own trauma that he's had to deal with, so he could help others by connecting with them in that way

[snowyyyw]

Jack Frost x Halloween!Fem!Reader

Part 1:Me? A Guardian? Pft-! Funny!

This is a jack frost x Halloween!Reader. The reader basically Hu Tao from Gensin impact, and only 2 children can see her.

I hope you enjoy this<3!

It was a cold day, but Sacha(Reader) didn't care about the cold and went outside to play with kids.

"Sacha is here!" One of them yelled

"Hi! How are my soldiers doing? Are you guys good?" I say as I bend down to their high.

After some time, most of the children were gone to home, so it's just that Sacha and James were outside.

"Sacha, can we explore the forest?" James asked whit puppy dog eyes.

"Yes, of course we can." she said as she held her hand for James to hold. As they were collecting mushrooms and chatting, Sacha heard a sound behind bushes.

"James, get behind me." I say and take out my knife

"Sacha..?" James said, his voice shaking.

"It's gonna be okay, darling. Now climb that tree behind us, okay?" I heard him climbing and take my eyes off from the bushes and look at him.

"If is it a bear or a coyote, I will get them away, and you will run to the village, okay?"

"But... what about you? I can't leave you behind..!" I was gonna talk back but shut my mouth when I heard growls from the bushes and coyotes start to come near me looked pissed.

"Suit the plan," I say before running off. As I ran, I saw all of them was behind, none of them there to attack James. I ran to the cliff and looked behind with a sad smile after that it's become dark for me.

I wake up to see a man standing right beside me. He looked like Deaht Eater from the stories used to tell the kids about. After than a voice from the sky called me

"Your name is Sacha Woods, and you are the spirit of Halloween"

"I'm a what?" I say as I looked at the moon

"We gonna be working together. I'm Deaht Eater btw" he said.

"And I'm Sacha Woods, I guess." it was silent between us for a while.

"Soo.. what are we gonna do together?" I asked him, but he was still looking at the sky.

"I'm gonna bring you the animal souls, and they are gonna help you with your holiday"

"Ohh.. okay" I say as I get up

"See you soon, then." I say, smiling before I start to walk away. I know this forest so I walk to the willage I know. As I get to the willage, I see people upset about something. Then I see james.

"Yo James!" I say as I ran in front of him

"I'm glad you are okay, mate!" I tried to give him a hug, but I can't. He just went through me.

"What?" I say whit a shaking voice

"Hey! Daphne!" I say the girl whit a hope

"It's me, Sacha guys!" I say spinning around.

"It wasn't your fault, James.." Daphne says to the boy next to him. As they start to walk away, all of them go through me. That it hit me.

"I'm I dead?" I say, looking around to see a picture of me with flowers around it.

It was a snow day at town. I was looking at the kids have a snow ball fight between each other. I was gonna leave, but I see my favorite twins coming on my way.

"How are my favorite twins doing today?" I say as i looked at them. They were first and the only bleivers I got. We talked till their mother called for them. They go to their home, and I stay on top of the tree looking at the sky.

"Why? Why me?" I say looking at the moon.

"If you're not gonna talk, then why you choose me?"

★At the North Pole★

The bunny and North were arguing on whose holiday is more important when man in the moon or for short Manny get into the view.

"Oh! Man in the moon! Long time no see old friend! Sandy, why didn't you tell us?" Sandy looked so done whit them.

"Pitch..!" Tooth says, looking at the shadow that just appeared.

"What are we gonna do then, Manny?" North asked, looking at the moon. After that, a crystal starts to rise from the ground.

"He's choosing a new guardian!" Tooth say whit a exited voice.

"Why would we need one?" Bunny says, rolling his eyes.

As they waited, a figure popped up.

"Jack Frost?" North say in a suprized voice

"Jack frost! Why him?!" Bunny say annoyed.

"There is one more!" Tooth says this time.

"Two?!" North tell at exited.

"Sacha Woods?" Bunny says and laughs in an annoyed tone

"A prank Star and a Devil side? Come on, Manny!"

"It's okay as long they helped us, right?" Tooth say, and sanndy nods at her comment.

"You don't understand! Jack doesn't care about kids! All his doing is ruin my Easter day! And Sacha? She is on the devil side! We can't trust her!"

"How you know she is on the devil side?" Tooth asked this time.

"I just know, okay!" Bunny says as he turns his back.

★Back to Sacha★

As I was walking through the streets, I saw gold sand in the sky.

"You see that?" I say, smiling to my cat with me.

"Let's go and see!" I say as he jumped my shoulder, and I start to fly towards the electrical wires. I touch one of them and it's shape as craved pumpkins and spin around my head.

My cat shadow was copying me on the other hand. As he touches the sand, it's shaped as fish. I giggle at the picture I was seeing.

I was having fun with my pet but suddenly something ran behind me. Me begin stupid, follow it to a dark alley, and look around.

"Hey! It's so nice seeing you!" A feminen voice rang my ears.

"Tooth Fariy?" I say as I let my guard down.

"Did you get mad at all the candy I'm giving to children?" I say, smirking.

"That's too, but right now it's not" I was confused.

"What-" I lifted up by a yeti from my collar.

"Hey! Let go!" I say as I tried to kick the yeti. I see them took shadow

"Give back my cat!" They trow me into a bag and start moving.

"Right on the time, Tooth!" A voice said, coming towards us. The yetis trow me on the ground so I was free and could go out. As I was getting out of the bag, I saw 2 elfs' looking at me.

"No way!-" I say as i get up from the ground.

"Sacha Wood, it's good to see you, my friend!" North say white opening his arms. I flew away from them and look at them.

"So how was your trip here? Was it good?" North asked

"Yeah! I'm so down for throwing into bags and then a yeti throwing me into a macig portal! This was awesome!" I say in a joking manner

"Good! It was my plan, actually!" North says in an exited voice.

"Soo- why I'm here?" I asked while bending down to pat an elf that brought me cookies.

"We'll wait for one more person," North says, and I lean towards a pillar. After some time, someone -whit the same way as me- brought to the north's place. After answering his questions. We finally get to the point.

"You guys are the new guardians!" North say and the music began, and little Tooth fries tried to give us necklaces from our own symbols. I couldn't help but laugh.

"Pft-JSVSJSB Me? A guardian? Jokes on you, I'm not looking to stuck in a place and do work all day" I said leaning against the table.

"I don't wanna be a guardian" I say as Shadow get on my shoulder and I pet him

"Me either," Jack said this time.

"Of course you guys want to be guardians! Music!"

"No music!" Me and Jack said at the same time and used our powers at the same time as well. So it just creates a cloudy mess around us.

Have a good day<3!!(ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)

[therealmsdelulu]

My Little Mermaid Part 5: Kiss the Girl

Series Masterlist

OUTSIDE THE PALACE

Y/N and Eric were coming down the stairs of the palace trying to sneak and get a carriage but they were quickly seen. 

"What are you doing out here," asked Grismby as he looked around for the queen,"your mother doesn't want you out here until you're feeling better."

"We were just going to take a carriage out to the villiage, if thats alright," responded the Prince. Y/N looked back and forth between Eric and Grimsby until Grimsby finally gave in.

"Well," he bargained," I suppose we could spare a carriage"

"Thank you," the Prince called out as him and Y/N ran off.

IN THE CARRIAGE

The prince had control of the reigns while Y/N watched his hands  attentively and carefully with furrowed brows. 

"Would you like to give it a try?" he slowed down the horse and offered her the reigns. She eagerly took them and gave them a shake up and down causing  the horse to take off which made her to smile. The prince, unexpecting of the change of speed, had fell back into his seat and laughed. He quickly sat up when he noticed that they were headed towards a few willagers.

"Watch out!" he called out to them as they hurridly moved out of the way,"sorry about that." He leaned back and laughed at the girl's fast paced driving. 

She suddenly jerked the reign to the right causing the horse to turn off path and they saw a herd of sheep.  The prince quickly took control of the reigns and stopped the horse.

"You look like you could use a hand," Eric commented as he got down and began to help put the sheep back safely. He looked back up and began to get back in the carriage when he noticed that Y/N was gone. He looked around frantically trying to find her.

THE VILLAGE FESTIVAL

Y/N was walking around eyeing the various merchant tabeles when she heard a voice call out to her," Hey you," he exclaimed and the girl looked at him as he bashed a coconut,

"Fresh coconut," he offered but he watched as the girl quickly walked off. "You don't want it," he asked confused but the girl was already long gone.

Y/N found herself being offered various different foods and souvenirs, she walked up to a lady who was giving out samples. The lady handed her a bowl and Y/N began to walk away,"hold on," the woman called out to her and Y/N turned around to look at her. "You'll need this," she stated as she handed Y/N a fork. 

Y/N smiled and used the utensil on her hair causing everyone around her to stare at her slightly horrified. She noticed their looks and put back down the fork and the bowl on the lady's table. As she walked away a lady offered her a flower. Y/N took the flower, shrugged, and then ate it.

She was soon noticed by Eric who took a breath of relief when he saw her. He walked up to the merchant table that she was at. Y/N was currently at the table of a man who was trying to figure out the perfect hat for her. He would put a hat on Y/N's head and she would take it off and put it on Eric, the man would take the hat off of Eric and put it back on it's stand, Y/N then took the man's hat and put it on Eric.

Her attention was suddenly caught by music and she grabbed Eric's arm and dragged him to the sound. Y/N began to dance cheerfully to the music and all the children watched her happily and a few joined her. Eric watched her with admiration as she danced with the kids.

Y/N motioned for the prince to come dance with her and he accepted the offer happily, he took her hands and they began to dance with one another. They continued to dance as everyone around them threw sand into the air. When the music began to come to a stop, they all ran and sat down together near a pole in the center, the prince looked over at Y/N and they were both laughing happily.

Off to the side was Sebastian, watching closely when Scuttle landed next to him. "Has she killed the prince yet," the bird asked as she looked at the crab.

"Kiss, not kill," He scoffed, "and when it comes to romance these two are about as slow as sea slime."

MINI TIME SKIP

Y/N and the Prince were walking along a path as the sun went down when Scuttle scooped in and took the Prince's hat. "Hey, come back here with that," he shouted at the bird as he began to chase after it through the bamboo.

He looked back at Y/N as he was running constantly to make sure she was alright. The bird dropped the hat into a row boat, the prince grabbed the hat and put it back on. A few moments later the two found themselves in the rowboat.

Before they knew it, the prince was rowing the boat backwards and they were on the lake. The scenery around was dark but beautiful.

Sebastian and Scuttle were hiding the bamboo trying to think of ways to encourage the two to kiss. "We need music," Sebastian told the bird.

*PLAY KISS THE GIRL FOR THE BEST EXPERIENCE*

"Percussion," the crab said as he hit the bamboo causing a lovely melody to begin.

"Strings," the bird added as she flew over and sat on a leaf causing all the fireflys and insects to begin to chirp and fly adding to the melody Sebastian started with the bamboo.

"Winds," Flounder whispered as he lept out the water causing  the birds around him began to take flight.

"Words," Sebastian commented. 

"There you see her," he sang,"Sitting there across the way," he got closer to the Prince practically in his ears.

"She don't got a lot to say," the crab vocalized, "But there's something about her" the crab continued trying to ignite a flame between the pair.

"And you don't know why, but you're dying to try," Sebastian remarked.

"You wanna kiss the girl," Sebastian declared.

"Yes, you want her," the crab persuaded the prince as he crawled along his shoulders causing the prince to scratch at his neck and shake his shoulders lightly,"Look at her, you know you do"

"Possible she wants you too," the crab suggested,"Use your words, boy ,and ask her"

Y/N watched carefully as the prince rowed the boat.

"Would you like to try," he asked her, misinterpreting the crabs message. He put his hands over hers and helped guide her movements.

"If the time is right," voiced the crab,"And the time is tonight"

"Go on and kiss the girl," he encouraged as they continued to row down the lake.

"Sha-la-la-la-la-la, My, oh, my” 

“That constellation right there,” the Prince pointed at the sky and the girl followed his finger,” is the Aries”

"You know, I still don't know your name," the Prince pointed out as he looked at the girl beside him. "Let me guess" he suggested. 

"Diane," he asked looking at the girl and she shook her head in response. "Katherine," he asked but immediately regretted it, "no it's definetely not Katherine," he laughed and shook his head. 

"What are you doing" he asked as the girl took his hand. He felt a slight tickle as the girl began to write the letters of her name on his palm. He smiled at her creativity and paid attention to the letters she wrote. 

"Y/N?” he asked and she nodded before looking back at the stars and he smiled, "thats a beautiful name"

"Look like the boy too shy, Ain't gonna kiss the girl"

"Sha-la-la-la-la-la"

"Ain't that sad, ain't it a shame?"

"Too bad, he's gonna miss the girl"

"Hey, pull it back," the crab said to the bird,"Scuttle, pull it back"

"Now's your moment, Floating in a blue lagoon,  Boy, you better do it soon No time will be better "

"She don't say a word,and she won't say a word," the trio sang as the two lied down and looked up at the stars,"Until you kiss the girl"

 Both Y/N and Eric turned to face each one other. They closed their eyes and leaned in but Y/N suddenly pulled away and sat up and the Prince realizing she wasn't leaning in anymore sat up too.

"Kiss the girl," harmonized Sebastian, Scuttle, and Flounder,"Kiss the girl." Suddenly fireflies came out illuminating the sky catching both Eric and Y/N's attention.

"Sha-la-la-la-la-la, Don't be scared,"the crab sang, "You got the mood prepared" Dozens of luminescent fish began swimming in the pond in a circle around the boat.

"Go on and kiss the girl ,Sha-la-la-la-la-la"

"Don't stop now  Don't try to hide it how, You wanna kiss the girl , Sha-la-la-la-la-la, Float along "

"And listen to the song," the crab sang ,"The song say kiss the girl"

Sha-la-la-la-la-la  "The music play,"the trio vocalized as the fish began spitting water in a fountain like way that set the scene perfectly,"Do what the music say." The two looked over the edge of the boat and admired the fish. 

Flounder spat water in the Prince's face causing Y/N to reach out and wipe the water off of his cheeks. He gently grabbed her hand and brought it down to where his other hand was and held the girl's hands in his. 

"You gotta kiss the girl," Sebastian sang as he watched the two gaze into each others eyes and intertwine their fingers, "You've got to kiss the girl."

"Why don't you kiss the girl?," the crab and bird sang as they watched the pair inch closer and closer by the second,"Come on and kiss the girl"

"Go on and kiss the girl," sang all three animals as Y/N and Eric's faces were mere centimeters away from each other. Just as their lips were about to connect the boat flipped over and the two found themselves inside the lake.

 ON THE WAY BACK TO THE CASTLE

Eric and Y/N were both soaking wet as they snuck into the castle. Hearing the Queen and Grimsby talking they quickly hid behind a wall. Eric took a peek and quickly rehid himself as he saw them coming down the hallway. 

He turned his head over to Y/N and lightly giggled which initiated her to stand in front of him, mere inches away from him, and cover his mouth with her hand. They glanced at each other for a while until Grimbsy turned around and started walking their way causing the two to abruptly pull away from one another.

"You two look like you had fun,” Grimsby commented as he took notice of their drenched clothes.”

"We went out for a rowboat on the lake and I'm afraid we ended up in it,” the Prince chuckled as he looked over at Y/N as she began to walk up the stairs. She quickly turned around and took the hat off of her head and placed it on his before walking back up.

“Good night,” he called out to her and she paused momentarily to acknowledge him,”Y/N.”Hearing her name from his mouth made the girl smile.

“We searched the neighboring islands,” Grimsby informed Eric, “We weren’t able to find the girl.” “Should we keep looking?” Grimsby asked the Prince taking note of the look in his eyes as he watched Y/N leave.

“That won’t be necessary,” the Prince declared and smiled.

THAT MORNING

Prince Eric was walking along the shore when his attention was caught by a familiar melody. The song that the woman who saved him sang. He ran closer to the shore and before his eyes was a woman with dark hair, a purple dress, and an alluring voice

A/N: I suck at writing romantic moments so please bare with me ya’ll, I was trying to make it super cute and fluffy but then I felt like it seemed too much so I toned it down a little bit because I didnt want anything to seem super forced if yk what i mean. Hope yall enjoyed it.

Xoxo

Taglist: @papichulo120627

[imnotzuza]

my buck songs!! (ill make a buddie one too)

"did you know that theres a tunnel under Ocean Blvd" Lana del Ray

"I don't smoke" mitski

"Liquid smooth" mitski

"i bet on loosing dogs" mitski

"please please please let me get what i want" deftones

"nothing's new" rio romeo

"sarah" alex g

"cool about it" boygenius

"nothern attitued" noah kahan

"not strong enough" boygenius

"savior complex" pheobe bridgers

"waiting room" pheobe bridgers

"motion sickness" pheobe bridgers

"stick season" noah kahan

"good looking" suki waterhouse

"night shift" lucy dacus

"washing machine heart" mitski

"i don't want to be funny anymore" lucy dacus

"fiuneral" pheobe bridgers

"mama's boy" dominic fike

"no surprises" radiohead

"achilles come down" gang of youths

"end of beginning" djo

"wiseman" frank ocean

"time/space" alex g

"fix you" coldplay

"homesick" noah kahan

"the view between willages" noah kahan

"people help the people" birdy

"emily i'm sorry" boygenius

"nobody" mitski

"least favorite only child" leanna firestone

"creep" radiohead

"we'll never have sex" leith ross

"scott street" pheobe bridgers

"casual" chappell roan

"human" christina perri

"play with fire" sam tinnesz, yacht money

"human" rag'n'bone man

"in my blood" shawn mendes

"way down we go" KALEO

"cop car" mitski"dynasty" MIIA

"take me to church" hozier

"brother" kodaline

"half return" adrianne lenker

"the alcott" the national, taylor swift

"sidelines" pheobe bridgers

"i know it won't work" gracie abrams

"army dreamers" kate bush

"abbey" mitski

"that funny feeling" pheobe bridgers

"helicopter" maisie peters (its bobby abt buck)

"the prophecy" taylor swift

"who's afraid of little old me?" taylor swift

"i can do it with a broken heart" taylor swift

"down bad" taylor swift

"imgonnagetyouback" taylor swift

"the bolter" taylor swift

"peter" taylor swift

[ribsnapz]

willager..

[islib]

Hermitcraft S10 Starting, here's pretty much every thought I've had while watching the first batch of first episodes that seemed worth writing down

ZombieCleo first

Why do they keep making Mumbo give the starting speech lmaooooo

"It's a Skizz!" "And a Joel!"

X first on fire. It's season X time. "That's a really bad start - noone punch me."

...wait what - oh they ARE playing Demise!

MYSTERY GIFTS!

they're so professional you guys

oooooh coop caving!

why is Joe on a horse that's Bdubs's job

what is that team name, Ren, why

"mustard milklies" thanks Beef for making it worse, thanks Cleo for trying to intervene

oh this is gonna be fun from multiPOV "I found a massive hole" "where's the big hole you promised me Cleo" my gods

Doc has a bed thing and bloodthirst, love it

oh the mustard milk team is going for lies, NICE

"Willage" is a very funny concept

"Huh, who mocked my accent?" "Nobody, I don't know what she's talking about!" "...hm? Canadian? Eh?"

Cleo's already resorting to threats against her own team!

"Oh, milk tots!"

oh no, Wels's power went out right before the recording?

lapis is now dubbed "french blue stuff"

"I am a child and so are you!" Cleo @ Doc

"OH IMPULSE IS GONE!" *cue celebration* FIRST DEATH

"Cleo, lie to me and tell me you believe in me." "I think you're a beautiful person, Skizz." "...that hurt even more!"

mustard mouse pads - or whatever it was

Ren's dead! We get all his stuff!

15 minutes left milk moustaches!

how did Ren already manage to name a place "The Hillock"

Doc is only PC for salmon, worried about "the salmon twitter mob"

season 10 stands for X-rated, according to Beef.

Doc doesn't understand cooperativeness. Doc needs to win things. "It's non-competitive- why am I even here?" "Remember: he doesn't like to DO anything." (ref to previously misheard "I don't like to do editing")

Skizz's first impression of Doc on the server, simplified: "So you guys are my team? So I kill you guys?"

Cleo is the only person to play "real Hermitcraft" last season on the mustard m-whatevers. By their own words. Beef believes her definition of "playing real Hermitcraft" is debatable.

Doc just dug a hole. He doesn't do anything.

Suddenly, "not doing anything" is, I guess, a redstoner trait in general? Ren accused Mumbo.

Mumbo needs someone to hold his heels and earrings so he can clobber Ren, I think

Cleo's being a horsegirl? What is this season?

Bdubs really trying to invoke Clethubs in order to get a saddle, huh

noone is scared of Ren.

False-Ren-Cleo plateup reference!!!

Statue book acquired. Priorities in check for Cleo.

gosh I hate Nether early game, I'm so tense just watching

oh that is tragic. RIP.

Cleo's looking to base with people! Yays!

Nice to meet you, Jason Pendergast! What a name!

oooooh new outro music? I think? fun!

Xisuma second (because it's season X)

half a heart during the intro. what a start, X. (tbf, totally cub's fault, he nudged him, I saw it!)

...what the heck is the Hillock, Ren?

Zed's doing things going "No hands!"

oh dear, chat errors o.O

"hey Ren! I totally forgot what group I'm in." what a derp.

wonderful intro, Ren, thanks for the professionalism

my gosh it's the X guys together

AND joehills? this group can't do any wrong! AND THE KERALIS MAN YAYS

"some funny clips" *insert cave-in*

"Hazardous terrain!" "Hazardous teammate, you mean!"

X stop playing with lava, it's not your friend

...dear gods the caves don't like Xisuma

so many Xisuma noises

"I was trying to jumpscare you... but I'm bad at that" Xisuma you make so many random noises, nobody gets shocked anymore <3

nobody remembers to check for Keralis - and this forgettability transfers to the teams Keralis is on. how dare, Ren?

Ren can't count! and everyone else forgot!

doc's doing a communal starter village? everyone's gonna be endgame next week! (probably sooner!)

wonder what the purple wool is for

...not vampires, X. reapers aren't vampires. I don't think anyone's drinking blood yet XD

I think X has some misconceptions about this Demise variant. Might just be me though. (I do know Skizz didn't "get" Cleo, however)

X is starting at a villager house!

StressStressStressStress

first Hermit to capture an attempt at coordination (Ren's being very serious)

hypno is better than everyone (already working)

"I don't wanna die... wait, if Ren can do it, I can do it!" that's right Stress

"I think if you die you should be punished" Well, Ren. We'll see how you feel in a few minutes.

[I took a break to make waffles, don't mind me...]

this team is not creeper-friendly

Mumbo is so brave

why is there just redstone on the floor. who's decorating the camp with bloodstains.

...they've decorated with an OR-gate. yeah this sure is the team with Mumbo and iskall on it.

Ren's adding chairs. On brand.

do not let Ren go caving, why would you do that?

"kill them! kill Etho, he's washed." I see we're keeping that joke xD

iskall's washed now. Etho's washed him. with a water bucket. (yes I do think I'm funny)

Ren's organising (he does not want to cave - Ren, you're the one organising the caving. why.)

cat is a good funeral song for RentheDog

they've buried a pig's head, a lever, a sunflower and two raw chicken. RIP RentheRandomItems

WHAT IS THE HILLOCK

...I think Stress discovered world's tiniest cherry biome. It's well cute though.

oh gods iskall's poor voice right the week of both VH and HC recordings, poor man

love the way cub's apparently a hermitcrab who's given up his shelter for greener pastures

if this was anyone but iskall and stress, I'd be worried about this cave expedition

iskall and stress shared spawner, I'm having flashbacks

why are you two counting blocks. you can tell each other the coordinates. the ever efficient duo! (love them to bits)

HOUSE SKELETONS!

wait sorry iskall "you can fortune potatoes" ? I think you may have case of modbrain. I may be wrong, but I don't think that's a vanilla thing...

season of the horsegirls

Hello sir Meepalot!

Stress survived the scary eyes man (Keralis has no lava)

oooooh aesthetic animal pens!!!! that's the stuff!!!!

...not the Ren Mound, the 10 does stand for X-rated after all

Ren: "I notice you don't have much armor on." *Stress suits up* We continue the trend of "noone is scared of Ren"

peace and love in the neighbourhood

"You're welcome in my mound whenever" why does it sound SO WRONG

Stress's farms are so cute I'm gonna die

Stress getting ready to breed (the villagers. get your mind out the gutter.)

Ren was next on my list, but I'm out of time. I probably won't do this for the rest of the vids just on account of time scarcity T-T

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