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10 pounds says terfs start arguing men have an unfair advantage in knitting next

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"How could you do this" with the help of the demon blade "this isn't you" well yeah it's me and the demon blade "I know you're a good person" yeah that wasn't in question "please come home" not if you're gonna be a dick to the demon blade "we need to destroy the demon blade" listen I don't come to family gatherings and say we Need To Destroy aunt cassie and she's genuinely evil, unlike the demon blade

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Duskull — S&V Shrouded Fable #68

Illustrated by: James Turner

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marylander trying to describe a tornado: imagine a crab cake

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Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

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Danny was captured by the GIW, but no one else knows. All they know is that he went missing.

His parents are frantically looking for him when suddenly, one of them has an idea.

The Booo-merag is still locked onto him for some reason, right?

So they can use that to find him!

It leading to a government laboratory was not what they expected, but that isn’t gonna stop them. They’re gonna save their son!

Danny doesn’t know what’s going on. He’s still locked in a cell, so all he knows is that the alarms at the facility started blaring suddenly.

But regardless of what’s going on, this might be a perfect chance (his only chance) to escape.

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Guys they made Lucien Lachance hot

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Jason should kill the Joker and just not tell anyone. like, lets be real here, if he were to silently slip in and kill the Joker in his sleep, are any of the workers at Arkham really going to give enough of a shit to say anything??? with the paperwork they’d have to do, and the attention they’d get once the media caught wind of the break in/murder, i bet all Jason would have to do is leave like, a basket of muffins next to the dead body as a thank you and the staff would just dispose of the body and shut the fuck up about it.

i bet you he could get through a solid six to eight month period of being weirdly happy and interactive with the rest of the family before Dick finally asks why he’s been in such a good mood lately over family dinner

Jason, casually: i dunno, i guess i’ve just had a weight lifted from my shoulders; there’s less to drive me away now.

Bruce, thinking he’s finally done something right: aw Jaylad, i’m so happy you’re feeling more comfortable!

Dick, the only batkid around when Jason was Robin, remembering all the times Jason would transform into the happiest kid on the planet only for them to find out a week later it was because he’d pushed a bully down the stairs at school and fractured his wrist: hold on B.

Dick: Jay, what weight has been lifted?

Jason, still nonplussed: well i finally got my GED, and the Joker thing really calmed the lazarus rage. also Steph got me into puppy yoga, we go once a week.

Bruce:

Bruce: what Joker thing.

Jason, glancing up from his food: ? d’i not mention that? he’s dead, man.

Bruce:

Dick:

Dick: sorry, what?

Tim: why the fuck am i never invited to puppy yoga?

Bruce, having a panic attack: y- what are you talking about Jay-

Tim: i would LOVE to go to puppy yoga. what the FUCK?

Jason, shrugging: you can come to puppy yoga, replacement, it’s all good

Bruce: the Joker’s dead?

Tim: FUCK YEAH, PUPPY YOGA

Jason: i think they do it with goats too.

Damian: i would be interested in this activity.

Jason: hell yeah family yoga session

Bruce: JASON PLEASE EXPAND ON THE JOKER THING

Jason: no i don’t like your tone. anyway, dick, puppy yoga?

Dick:

Dick, glancing at Bruce’s glare nervously: …i would be down for puppy yoga

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Also, and I am sure this will sound bonkers to those of you on the outside looking in, but it's taken me over the last year to actually like, fully internalize that I am moderately to severely disabled.

Like I would say the words "idiopathic anaphylaxis" and "can't eat most foods" or talk about the extreme pain I was going through and having debilitating neurological events, but it never actually registered internally that most people would consider me to have a severe disability.

I've just been trucking along with the internal narrative, "well, it could be worse," because I have been worse. But I was also actively dying, so that's like, not a good baseline comparison. Like, at all.

Anyway. Yeah. I think therapy is finally killing the priest in my head because every time I have an "I need to get up and do more, I'm wasting time resting..." thought, my internal voice counters it with, "Who told you that? Who taught you to be so unkind to yourself?"

And I'm sure that's cringe to someone, and it might be. But at least I'm free.

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Never mind, previous post cancelled because it immediately attracted eugenics weirdos in my inbox.

"So glad to see a disabled woman being responsible and not breeding."

Jump into the sun. I'm serious. Take a hop, skip, and a jump out of my inbox, and fuck off. Keep fucking off until you think you can't fuck off any more, then fuck off some more.

I shared an awkward but humorous conversation I had with a relative at a family gathering today when he overstepped and asked me why I don't have kids, and you immediately jumped to eugenics. The fuck is wrong with you.

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15 year old monk whispering "do i lust for men?" and then flipping to a random page in the bible to see what it says = medieval equivalent of modern "am i gay quiz"

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the fact that Jason formed the outlaws and technically became a well known international vigilante as well as just a Gotham hero is actually so interesting to me. i wanna see an au where Jason just stayed an outlaw and never went back to Gotham at all. never revealed his identity, but became a well known hero with ties to various members of the JLA anyway because of Roy and Kori. eventually, for some reason, Red Hood is asked to become an official member, and then we get the absolutely golden scenario of the smug as shit Red Hood, feet up on the table at the watchtower, unflinchingly staring down the pissed off form of Batman sat opposite, well fucking aware that he is the only member of the JLA that Bruce won’t be able to figure out the identity of. it is driving Bruce NUTS and Jason is having the time of his life.

meanwhile Constantine is sat in the corner, head bouncing back and forth between them, fully aware of everything, content to watch shit go down only because 1: its funny and 2: Jason bought him a smoothie

i just wanna see anonymous JLA member Red Hood dancing circles around Batman due to his secret identity and immense knowledge/experience of fucking with B, and absolutely nobody can figure out how he does it.

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So I was scrolling through this playlist, and I hate to say it but, I do in fact like a lot of these songs

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