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mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess · 2 years ago

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Self care

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It is only a few minutes before curfew that Lan Zhan finally makes it home, exhausted after a long day of teaching, training, doing paperwork and tolerating the sect elders in a meeting that could have been a two page letter at most. He's looking forward to a short bath and then sleep, already imagining his husband's arms around him in a tight, loving hug while they're falling asleep.

He hasn't been around Wei Ying as much as he would have liked to these past few days. Lan Xichen has just returned from seclusion and has requested Wangji's help with getting back into the workings of their sect, so he has been spending a lot of time doing that on top of his regular duties.

He knows Wei Ying understands and supports him lending his brother a hand, but he can't help feeling a bit like a lousy husband, spending time with his spouse only briefly before sleep overtakes him. They haven't gone out in town in about a week at this point, and they haven't had much time for... other things either.

After all, it was understandable that "everyday is everyday" couldn't always be viable - still, Wangji missed it, not just because he grew used to it but also because he missed being so close and so open with someone he loved so fully and devotedly.

Alas, Lan Xichen told Lan Wangji to take the day off tomorrow for all his hard work, so there will be plenty of time to make up for everything they've lost. The thought alone has Wangji feeling excited.

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The jingshi is quiet, only the lit up candles, a dish of food, a teapot, and a half empty wine cup on the table signaling that the place is indeed lived in. Otherwise, it's surprisingly orderly and squeaky clean, everything in its place, sandalwood incense burning next to the bed.

Lan Zhan calls for his husband, feeling just a bit disappointed that he hasn't been greeted with a kiss when he walked in.

"Wei Ying?"

"In the bath!"

Awfully convenient, Lan Wangji thinks to himself with a smile, remembering their many trysts in bathtubs and how fun they all were, even if they had to reimburse the damages way too often.

He walks into the room to find Wei Ying soaking into the tub, the room smelling like lavender bath salts and, again, sandalwood. Lan Wangji has an inkling about the reason for that, and it makes something stir low in his abdomen.

"Wonderful of you to finally show up, Hanguang-Jun!" Wei Ying greets, a teasing smile on his lips, the tops of his cheeks flushed with the steam of the hot water. He runs a hand through his wet hair, and Wangji finds himself a bit too entranced with the movement and the way Wei Ying's skin glistens under the dancing candlelight.

They make eye contact for a few more seconds, as Lan Zhan allows himself to take in the way droplets slide from Wei Ying's hair, down his neck and clavicles and chest, disappearing into the bathtub before they could go lower. Oh. Lan Zhan really wants to see lower.

"I believe there was a rule somewhere about it being impolite to stare?" Wei Ying winks, crossing his elbows over the bathtub's edge and arching a bit under the water, the tiniest glimpse of his ass cheeks breaking the surface before being submerged again.

Lan Zhan follows the display hungrily, already reaching to undo his headband. At that, Wei Ying frowns, playfully. "What do you think you're doing, Hanguang-Jun?"

"Joining you in the bath."

"Hm, I don't think so."

Lan Zhan doesn't even try to hide his disappointment. He looks quite adorable, with his surprised, sad face, and Wei Ying wants to kiss him.

"As much as I'd like you to come in here and show me how much you've missed me, you're obviously really tired and it's late. I'm not going anywhere, we can do everything and anything you want tomorrow, after you've replenished your energy."

Lan Zhan feels equally grateful for the care as he is frustrated. "I am not that tired."

"Lying is forbidden in the Cloud Recesses." Wei Ying recites gravely. Lan Zhan doesn't like his own rules coming to bite him in the ass. "I'll be done in a few minutes and get the bath ready for you, so go relax in the bedroom. Have some tea, eat something maybe?"

"No."

Wei Ying smirks. "What then, you want to watch me bathe?"

Lan Zhan feels his ears burn red. "Perhaps."

Wei Ying doesn't relent. "Perhaps another time. Go now, or I'll throw you out."

Lan Zhan dejectedly walks away, spending a bit too long in the doorway as Wei Ying reaches to wash his hair.

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When Wei Ying finally joins him in the bedroom, Lan Zhan is sipping on the tea, relishing in the sweet aroma of his favorite brew. He is quite sure that they've run out of the stuff a few days ago, but here he is drinking it, so Wei Ying must have bought some more today.

"The bath's waiting for you. The foreign merchants passed through Caiyi Town today and I got some oils and salts for the bath from this really nice old lady, they'll help relax your body before sleep. Oh, and also I got you that tea you like! The merchant was so nice, he even gave me an extra discount!"

Lan Zhan knows it's because Wei Ying is so attractive and so charming, and he will definitely have to remind him of that soon.

"Come help me wash my hair."

"Lan Zhan, didn't I say-"

"I know. We won't do anything. I just want you to stay with me."

Wei Ying's eyes soften, and he nods, following Lan Zhan into the bathroom.

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It feels nice, having Wei Ying's hands massage his scalp as he talks about his day and everything he's seen at the market. Lan Zhan is way too tired to actually focus on the story, but simply hearing Wei Ying's voice is enough to make every muscle in his body relax, even more than the expensive stuff he's poured into the bath water.

"I've never seen any gem of a color so bright, and when I asked the merchant where it came from-"

"I love you."

Wei Ying's hands lift from his scalp and suddenly he's embracing Lan Wangji from the back, arms loosely wrapped around his neck, cheeks pressed together. "My heart really can't handle it when you say such things so casually, Lan Zhan!"

"My heart is just as affected by you, Wei Ying."

"Now, now, what did I just say?!" Wei Ying laughs and nuzzles further into Lan Zhan's cheek. "I love you too, you know? I've loved you across two lifetimes and I'll keep loving you forever!"

Lan Zhan sighs. "It seems I am not the only one who needs to be careful with his words."

There is another laugh, and then Lan Zhan turns his head and they kiss. Slow, loving, passionate.

Wei Ying pulls away just as it was starting to get interesting.

"As I said, self-care first."

"You are self-care to me."

"Don't do that to me right now. Finish your bath and come eat."

"I want to eat you."

Wei Ying rolls his eyes and walks towards the door. "Exercise self-restraint, Hanguang-Jun, otherwise there will be punishment."

Lan Zhan isn't sure whether he's more frustrated or aroused.

His stomach growls.

Okay, maybe he's actually more hungry than any of those things.

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #writing attempts #there is a.... naughty version of this in the works #will update when its done #im about a quarter in and its spicyyyy #anyways enjoy the fluff for now

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tearystarz · 2 months ago

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Two baddies slayin💅⛓️

#dbh #detroit become human #hankcon #connor #rk800 #hank anderson #fanart #my art #YIPPEE ITS DONE #im so proud how these turned out especially hank😭😭#we are so slayin detroit rn #they be so girlie pop #I LOVE THESE SILLY FELLAS TOO MUCH RAAAAAAAAAAAA #will update when i get them as stickers >:]#worried it wont arrive in time for my upcoming con #nooooooooo

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sad-leon · 5 months ago

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(good future) Finding Home Pride edition <3

Trans Leo pride is something I see a lot, but personally, FH Leo wouldn't celebrate his gender. He grew up around Gali, who went through a lot of gender struggles, especially in his younger years, and with the brothers being so accepting, it's just another part of his life

But his lack of romantic attraction? That's something that stands out to him. He sees the brothers with their own attractions and crushes and such and realizes he stands out. He's different. But that's okay because he's still him and he's still valid

anyways~ it's pride month, which means i get to be even more annoying about aro pride ^-^

that final shot without text:

#sad•leonart #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt leo #rise leo #rottmnt leonardo #rise leonardo #finding home au #aromantic #aromantism #aro pride #featuring future fh designs to give me more motivation to sketch the next update #might do something for agender pride later #gender is hard a system and we think its a fitting label for our system rather than just wren #cuz 'bana isnt a demiboy #but its a good flag so we usually just use that #although fh probably settles more on a demiboy label #he doesn think much of gender #but he prefers when people view him as something mroe masculine #<- a little bit of big mama trauma in that decision #as a treat <3 #shoutout to csp for currupting this whole file when my laptop crashed #and recovering it yeeted a lot of progress #but hey #its done now :D #and i do like how it turned out #even if a few scars are missing but im tired and dont have the energy to fix it rn #tag wall oops #if you read this far down.. hello :D

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futuristichedge · 5 months ago

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Traditional doodling

#silver #silver the hedgehog #sth #sth fanart #my art #doodles #pencils/lines done traditionally where the colors are digital btw #i need to stop drawing from the hours of midnight to 3:30 am. but its when im able to focus best so its a tricky situation #also fic ive been reading updated today and its. i need to learn how to right comments on ao3 because a couple live rent free in my head #and i need to let the authors know that #but why comment when i can draw <- (perfectly capable of doing both)#ANYWAY. i present more silver art. tomorrow? who knows (more silver art most likely)

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deoidesign · 3 months ago

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Idk who needs to hear this but time and time again isn't over!!!

Webtoon removed the "time and time again will return!!!" Banner and I don't know why, but it's not over!!! There's still another 1/3 of the comic to go! There's a lot more stuff that I'm working on and it'll be coming back soon!

Please be patient with me, I know it's been a long time... But the stuff I'm making is really good and there's a lot of reasons it's taken this long. I promise I want it back more than anyone.

I'm trying to come back around the end of October. I'm doing my best to get everything ready in time, so no promises, but I'm on track to do so! I'm just one person writing and drawing everything, and my editor was fired so I'm not even getting any notes anymore. It's literally just me. I'm doing my best I promise!

#im so frustrated that banner has been gone #and people think the comic is over because of that #which is reasonable to think #but it... idk #its already an uphill battle to try snd retain audience after a hiatus this long #let alone when webtoon is actively building thr expectation that theres no need to come back...#im so frustrated #every day there is something new with them its so exhausting #this isnt even the thing I've been majorly stressed about this is a fresh new frustration #i feel like they're not just being unhelpful #at this point i feel like theyre actively sabotaging my career.#im not allowed to promote my books #i can't make my links too big so no one can find me #people dont even know i have a patreon #i can't make any announcements on the comic #and now people think th whole thing is over and it isnt!#im so ;_;#im so frustrated and demoralized #and people complete reasonably are losing patience and interest #and. ah... it's fine. like genuinely it is fine.#it will come back soon and i am doing a good job #and everyone who sees it's back will be happy with what ive done #cause it's good. its really good...#but. yeah. idk. webtoon has been actively keeping me down since the beginning and im so over them #I've been so mistreated aysudjejjdjdjdj #i just want to finish the series and go ;_;#taking all my power to not **** ******#just gotta power through and get the fuck out #text post #update

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killjoy-prince · 9 months ago

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House M.D. but it's when a character says the name of the episode

#house md #prince's talk tag #flashing #repitition #so as i was watching this show i noticed they'd say the episode title in the episode #so i wanted to see how many times they did it #the people on livejournal who made transcripts of the episodes are my saviors and without them this would of been so much harder to do #thank you all for your service and i hope wherever you all are you're having a great day #sometimes they would use a variation of the word like in the episode poison they would say 'poisoned' or 'poisoning'#i did not include those instances #there was an instance in 'merry little christmas' where they do play the song in the show #but since ella fitzgerald was not a character in the show i did not include it #where as in the episode 'joy to the world' the students are singing it in the concert so i did include that #i apologize for the tonal whiplash when you get to that part but it did make me laugh #one of the times kutner says 'locked in' is overshadowed by the POTW's voice over but i assure you he says it and thats why its in there #out of the main characters from the one who said the title the most to least are #House > Foreman > Wilson > Chase > Cuddy > Adams > Cameron and Taub > Kutner > Thirteen and Park #this took a bit to do lolol its probably been done already but i wanted my own #there is a chance im missing some on technicalities but idc. im fine with this #there are two more i wanna do but with a character saying another character's name but ill do that some other time #EDIT: When I was making this video I was unaware that the Pilot episode went by two names: 'Pilot' and 'Everybody Lies'#Basically everywhere I looked the first episode was only referred to by 'Pilot'#which I found weird bc i remember seeing somewhere that the last episode was paired with the first episode in terms of title #but i couldn't find hard proof so I decided to leave it out at the time #well i checked again last night and yea the pilot IS also called Everybody Lies so I updated the video #I also think it goes well with the fact that House does say 'Everybody Dies' in the finale so another reason to fix it #AND he says it without Wilson while he and Wilson say the title of the pilot sooooo yea hehehehehe

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stellar-jay · 2 months ago

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keeping tryst

#something something salmon change and death symbolism something something catalyst something something all is as it will be #rote #rote fanart #realm of the elderlings #assassin's quest #the farseer trilogy #fitzchivalry farseer #fitzloved #i mean implied fitzloved #the fool is out of frame #actually the fool is the frame this is from the fool's perspective #photos taken seconds before that man's head is dunked underwater #i was just gonna do some color blocking and then i blacked out #i drew this with the intention that it was the chapter where they played in the river #but again i blacked out and came to with it done before i could actually verify that they were fishing in that chapter #we'll just say its set during assassin's quest #jay scratchings #FINALLY.. A COLORED DRAWING OF FITZ ON THIS BLOG...#(i think)#important update: when i posted this i tagged it with the disclaimer that it was inaccurate to the breeding habits of chinook salmon #bc this takes place in summer and chinook salmon do not spawn in summer #i did more research. first of all i called it a chinook salmon. this is not a chinook salmon. it is a sockeye salmon. for that i am sorry.#also chinook salmon i did more research and i believe they do actually spawn in the summer?#but regardless this isnt a chinook salmon #and sockeye salmon spawn in the summer anyways #so thank god my realm of the elderlings fanart is accurate to the breeding habits of salmon after all

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runaria · 1 month ago

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Not me getting inspired to create a modern wukong yaoguai hunter gang/mafia style au while having just gotten my feet wet with the JTTW/Black Myth storyline 😭

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Imagining Wukong in a golden varsity jacket decorated with a classic black dragon, and a self-stitched "no.1" on it, but being only second in command cause he can't behave himself. The group "leader" will still be Tang Seng, because he's the "big boss's" favorite, and has a good head on his shoulders. He can't fight for shit, but he's got good magic, which is good enough.

They roam the streets as vigilante demon hunters, in comparison to the state sanctioned hunters, whom of course is lead locally by Erlang Shen.

There's always beef between them, but they also always watch out for each other, coming in clutch to help the other out when they least expect it. The two groups would up-end entire cities to get to the other if they're in need.

... That's all I have for now LOL.

Poster teaser be upon ye 🫳:

#wukong #oc #my art #surely its been done before #but alas i am only human #journey to the west #jttw #sun wukong #black myth wukong #i was literally mid comic when i was struck with The Visions (TM)#its cause im listening to the dandadan op probably #anyway comic update will be soonish! making it a bit longer since i want to get to the meat sooner than later

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ghostorbz · 4 days ago

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YT link

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kabutoden · 5 months ago

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FUCK THE KARKAT VANTAS PLUSH THEY CUT ME OFF FOR FUCKING REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I WAS GOING TO MAKE A KARKAT VANTAS PLUSH AND SELL IT TO THE PEOPLE!! I WAS GOING TO DO THAT!!! I HAD A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE DESIGN AND EVERYTHING!!!! DO YOU SEE THIS FUCKER??? DO YOU SEE HIM??? DO YOU FUCKING SEE HIM?

I SAID IT TO ALL MY FREINDS!! TO MY FAMILY!! 'gonna make a marketable plushie out of this dog hes sellable as fuck' FUCK!!!! THEY FUCKING GOT TO IT BEFORE ME AND THEIR DESIGN ISNT EVEN GOOD!!! WHY IS THE HAIR LIKE THAT ITS FUCKING makeship THEY CAN MAKE SOME PRETTY QUALITY WORK!! ITS GOING TO COST 30 DOLLARS YOU DIDNT FUCKING NEED TO skIMP ON THE HAIR!!!!! PROMISE!!! WHAT IS THIS A FUCKING FNAF PLUSH??? ARE YOU JOKING??? WHO DID YOU COMMISSION TO MAKE THIS PLUSH DEISNGNNNNN WHY IS THE HAIR FLATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I WAS GOING TO DO THAT!!! IT WAS HALF THE REASON I MADE THIS STINKIN COMIC AND NOW I HAVE 60 MORE PAGES I WANT TO FINISH NOOOOO FUCKKKKKKKKKK NOW I HAVE OFFICIAL COMPETITIONNN WHYYYY

its fine. im fine im. FIIIIIINEEEEEEEE. its on me for not working on aphids... f in the fucking chat (this post is not very serious)

#genuinely was going to try and do some kind of makeship plush of my karkat design #also did not think the makeship plush was real. i mean. its kind of bad #like i want to get it but also it's bad. you feel??? you fucking feel? hes my favorite little guy but there has been way better plushies #made than this #a lot of worse ones two but fuckit #dont take this seriously at all please #im just whining #i have been talking about turning aphids karkat into a plush for months before like the whole life went off the rails thing and i stopped #updating aphids for a while #BUT I WILL FINISH IT #tbh when its done id like to try and do a plush still but we'll fucking see LOL if theres an audience for it #definetly a bummer homestuck official got there before me but i dont like their plush design. like its just woof. rough #its a 30 dollar plush you can afford hair and arms. promise

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demenior · 4 months ago

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ao3 user unfortunatelyevent suggested Jester should be wearing a hat that says 'evil aligned wizards want AND fear me' on my fic 'a heart that howled' and i couldn't get the image out of my head

#i meant it to just be a sketch #but then i was like WHAT IF i colored it how fast could i do that #and then i promptly forgot every trick i knew about efficient coloring asldkasdfjk #the quality of this is turning to dogshit as soon as i post to tumblr #but i SWEAR this is actually the cleanest art ive done in years #that hasn't also taken me like 20 hours to make #her outfit is a loose mashup of her origins comic outfit (bc its cute!!!) and her pirate style (be it's cute!!!)#also i didn't do her horns on purpose i couldn't get the angle right and went fuck it #again!!! this was supposed to be a loose sketch lol #jester lavorre #critical role #i may update this later when i figure out how to upload nice quality and not this grainy thing #my stuff #art is hard #fealty jester #(by technicality and by cleavage shown)#a heart that howled fic

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spamsandsuch · 4 months ago

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i cant stop giggling

#my art #spamton #spamtonposting #big shot spamton #technically???????????? Does the car count?????????????#Im not tagging king i dont feel like it #my wips #in case any of you wanted to see the finalized spam limo #BTW uh update on my comic project #Im calling it my comic project now cuz uhrm. Instead of one comic and the doodles #Now its TWO comic + the doodles………… oopsies #this is just a snippet as part of the second comic #which is longer than the first but less detailed for the sake of myself #Cuz the first one is already kicking my ass lol #but im doing it anyway cuz i want to and i wanna practice my comic skills #it will just come out…. Whenever #When its done itll come out when its done #But just saying rn the whole project will probably be posted in a couple of parts #Not all at once tho cuz thatd be too much #anyway thats all hope you all have a good or okay day at least

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fumifooms · 5 months ago

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Is there an archive for all of your analysis? I want to read them in order 🙇‍♀️

I was gonna say yes and link you to the in-built tumblr blog archive with my tag ‘analysis’ but then I remembered I tag inconsistently. Oops! So here is a huh, attempt. Chronological order is less important imo than topic but for what it’s worth these go from oldest on the left to newest on the right. Gonna pin this. This got too much for Tumblr to handle so unfortunately I have to split between reblogs.

This is all for Dunmeshi because I haven’t done nearly as many analyses for anything else. Divided by post type and topic but I do repeats when relevant. My older ones tend to be less polished so uh apologies for that, I’ll put my most important or favorite ones in bold. Looking back there are a lot of posts I’d like to either streamline or remake to be more complete... Many of this contain spoilers so for that be careful and refer to individual posts’ tags.

Masterposts: laimar crumbs (discontinued) - marchil crumbs - Chilchuck’s family - beastkin tattoos - Nakamoto household

Compilations: Marcille’s smile to Laios - Izu dad Chilchuck - Laios bragging faces - Teasing Marcille gone wrong - Chilchuck drunk/drinking - Chilchuck being crass - Chilchuck hugs (incomplete) - Kaka - Hien & Benichidori - Marcille & Chilchuck worsties (incomplete) - Chilchuck old man posture (incomplete) - Chilchuck's type 🤨 (incomplete) - Chilchuck wristwatch - Helki - Marcille and Chilchuck parenting Izutsumi

LAIOS: Succubus scene analysis - Laios-Shuro fight analysis - Izu-Laios relationship analysis - autism & the nonhuman - Laios' nightmare aka autistic existential horror - Laios and chimeras

MARCILLE: Mothers & mom friend Marcille - Chil & Marcille contrasts & parallels - love languages - Marcille and separation - Marcille's view of Chilchuck - Marcille and romance - Marcille and being a burden

CHILCHUCK: Chil’s sense of humor - Chil & Marcille contrasts & parallels - love languages - Chilchuck is underweight - Chilchuck’s family masterpost - Chil’s wife’s appearance - Chilchuck character analysis speedrun - Ask: Chil & wife and change - Ask: Chilchuck, good husband? - Chilchuck’s succubus - the importance of law - getting hired & job description - Chil's buckle shirt & wardrobe - Chilchuck, family & alcoholism - Chilchuck & guilt - Chilchuck and drinking: when and how

IZUTSUMI: Mothers & mom friend Marcille - Izu-Laios relationship analysis - Nakamoto household masterpost - Izu & alcohol

FALIN: fairy’s child parallels - short Falin analysis - Falin who cares too much and too little - Thistle & Falin - Trans Falin - more & shorter Thistle & Falin

THISTLE: clown costume & belonging (+ read tags) - Homegrown (web weaving) - Thistle & Delgal and death - Yaad & Thistle - Thistle & Falin - more & shorter Thistle & Falin

TOSHIRO: Nakamoto household masterpost - Toshiro likes bugs + Falin relevance - Toshiro’s succubus - Trans Toshiro (and Falin) - parallels to Kuro and Forva

Other characters: Lycion’s dysmorphia + follow-up on his past addiction - Kaka compilation - Chil’s daughters & party brotps - Nakamoto household masterpost (every related character including Toshiro's family members) - Hien’s younger sister - unnamed buzzcut gold-stripper - Dandan - a Hien reading - Yaad & Thistle - Chil's daughters and marriage - Helki - unnamed canary with eye tattoo) - Kuro parallels

Gen: Reactions to the dark magic resurrection

Marcille & Chilchuck: marchil crumbs - contrasts & parallels (not ship) - Taking care of each other sick - Marcille & Chil’s daughters - their love languages (ship but analytical focus) - pre-canon dynamic (not ship) - astrology (ship & short) - Chilchuck's type 🤨 - waxing poetic (good summary) - marchil from Marcille's end - Marcille and romance - marchil & stability - Marchil braids - Red dress crumb evaluation

#fumi updates #i might eventually make Daltian clan its own category #oooh when my Marcille & chil arc analysis drops!! when it drops!!!!! When it'll drop everything will change!!!!!#rn ik I've been wanting to add points to the marchil love language post + the half-foot marriages post + pre-canon marchil post #these aren't all the dunmeshi posts I've done but the ones not listed here are just screenshot compilations and “hey look guys!!”#ask

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deoidesign · 2 months ago

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