he/him or they/them i like both. just finished stellarlune. tiertice enjoyer. lover of characters who are mostly comatose and have 5 speaking lines. currently possessed by realm of the elderlings. ¡soy boricua! 🇵🇷
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Sir Kay gets the short straw so badly, imagine you were winning multiple events in the Olympics and earning great honor for your country and then they interrupt the medal ceremony to crown your scrawny little brother the new king
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Loony lupin and the absence of personal space
They are just both very dear to me in any shape.
I was trying to draw some parallels of behaviour here.
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Gotta keep a straight face u guys
based on this post
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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.
Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)
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I love tumblr tags so much. Like okay here’s the main post and here’s my little secret thoughts and addendums for the besties
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I am such a huge horse nerd and I apologize. :( But I’m really tired of seeing girths that are halfway down a horse’s stomach. This may not be interesting to anyone who is not me, but I like to draw fancy saddles and ridiculously long shanks on bits. Also, horses are the only animal I can draw, so I take advantage of that.
I hope this helps some frustrated non-horsey artists in at least some small way. Remember, when in doubt, add some buckles and some rings. :)
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"I can't believe Rapskal lit this fire and broke this window in such an important site! And it HAD to be him, I mean, who else would be so reckless and impulsive—"
#can't wait to see how this broken window has far reaching consequences to the plot#i miss my catalyst#i desperately want alise to meet fitz bc shed go insane having a person to talk to who knows so much#but the moment she finds out he was the one who broke the window and lit the fire its over for him#rote liveblog
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I wonder what Mae got up to this Harfest 🎃🍂
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spanish speaking rote fans hear me out and see my vision. romance del enamorado y la muerte (linking the diego lorenzini version) but its fool's fate con fitz como el amante, the fool como su amor, and the pale woman as la muerte. and the cordón de seda at the end as the gunpowder. hear me out. (english translations under the cut for the curious and also because i need the practice... (cross referenced with this translation) )
lover dies and bargains with the white lady death to be given more time to be with his love and she gives him a bargain that she'll reunite them IF he does a specific task, and then he fails...
A dream I dreamed last night Little dream of my soul I was dreaming of my loves That I was holding in my arms
I saw a very white woman enter Much more than the cold snow
I am not Love, lover I am Death, God sends me
Open the door for me, white one! Open the door for me, girl! "How could I open it for you, if the occasion hasn't come yet?"
there's another translation i found here (this is a very very old song) that's more poetic and accurate than the one I linked above but I disagree with it translating it as the lover asking Death if she was his love, it sounds to me like he's asking if she's love personified.
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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.
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