#will never stop being amusing to me

[aroaceleovaldez]

"the solangelo book" looks inside. i dont think this is solangelo.

[onebizarrekai]

do endgame progression barriers mean nothing to you, ralph

[loopyarts]

Day 4 SuperheroxVillain IchiLaw

Law: Uh… Stealth black is that you?

Ichiji: ?!. In his mind, he can’t decide if he should be offended by this or be just outright confused and baffled at this point.

[angelmush]

tis the season !

[lightningbig]

sorry I'm back to thinking about jayce and silco. I want to chew on them like a dog with a bone. I think a universe where the peace treaty stood and silco did become a councilor would be so fucking interesting. jayce hates his fucking guts but he's one of the only councilor's who actually does try to work with silco, for the benefit of zaun. and silco thinks it's incredibly fun to lean into it, to rile jayce up more. it's all a game to silco, but jayce can't see that through his anger. his emotion leads him and feeds into the loop where they fight and argue and talk in circles around each other forever.

[bonefall]

Are you keeping Hallowflight's and Ivypool's odd friendship they had going on in the DF as apprentices? I know the Erin's forgot about it after the great battle, but honestly thought it was kinda sweet how they became friends in literal cat hell and how Hallow tried to comfort Ivy after she perma-killed Ant. I just thought it was neat and something unique.

I see Hallowflight, after the BOTTE, as really wanting to distance himself from the friends he made there.

With his new Honor Title and this almost immediately legendary story, he went from an outcast loser to suddenly being a hero. His bully Mossyfoot died, and his other bully Troutstream changed her tune. Cats wanted to know him, calling him brave and commending his turnaround.

But that's not the case in the other Clans. ShadowClan outright exiled Redwillow, with the other two being killed in the fight. WindClan is furious at their trainees, and ThunderClan has the guy that almost snapped his son's neck.

Hallowflight's life got better because of his time there, but everyone else is worse off, and associating with them hurts his own shiny new reputation.

And like... that isn't something he's proud of. He knows better than anyone that ALL of them got pulled into the DF because they were angry, lonely, looking for meaning. Almost everyone who was a hard ideologue (Thornclaw, Whiskernose, Ratscar) DIED fighting for those ideas.

And yet, still, he is willing to stay quiet about Dodderheart, Shredbloom, and everyone else, only exchanging an awkward nod at Gatherings, not offering himself as a counterexample in their defense.

If they want to think he's a coward... so be it.

But of all the DF trainees, he's definitely closest to Ivypool, and I think he's willing to throw an endorsement of Harespring once he's out of his Dishonor Title and acting as deputy. He simply won't endanger his own reputation; Hallowflight has a family to consider.

(And then he loses two of his kids to the Impostor anyway, on both sides of the conflict, and Harelight's view of him is forever damaged... so, see how well neutrality worked out in the end.)

[afuntimepartyy]

How it feels to play scraps without someone telling you how bad she is for 5 seconds

[cienie-isengardu]

16 years old Zuko’s habit of breaking into heavy-security places is awesome as it is, but let’s not forget this guy found out Avatar lost his sky bison through a leaflet while on his break at work and the same night(?) decided to attack one of Dai Li, ya know, the Earth Kingdom's elite special forces & secret police that everyone was rightly afraid of and not only outsmart his enemy and won without using his fire powers but apparently managed to indimitate the captured earthbender to get the classified information where Dai Li’s well-hidden hideout is and do they have Appa in the first place before he callously break into said hideout - that btw was placed under a lake and Zuko had no earthbender skills like Toph to simply lift the entrance like she did. And he did it all, within what? 24 hours maybe? 

And then Iroh, his “lazy”, much older uncle, gets there after Zuko to talk some sense into his stubborn nephew like no big deal while the whole Gaang of course walks into trap and gets into fight against Dai Li soldiers and I swear this family is so hilarious. Iroh and Zuko are over competent disasters and I love them both.

[normanbatesstigmata]

All women ARE queens

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thank you for your service 🫡

[swordmaid]

did an ending of ascended astarion w vengeance shri’iia and I really do want to do a run for this esp with shri’iia bc the regression arc would be so fun to explore I think…! anyway I made her side with the emperor because she has no reason to free orpheus when she’s not in pursuit of her own free will anymore (and others to an extent) and it’s so interesting to me how she’s back to projecting a certain image of herself since she rejected that path of being her most genuine self and returned to how she was before. the comfort of familiarity turning into something so rotten and vile as the centuries pass bc she is forever going to be this static woman! quite literal a ghost of herself since she’s undead now and since - she’s back to disregarding her own self in pursuit of power - she’s given her body up to harleep too so now she doesn’t even belong to herself because her body is harleep’s and’s bound to astarion as creator/spawn. but her oath is reforged again, so her soul feels complete which is the only thing that matters to her - or so she thinks but in this scenario she saw what she could have had, and she’s aware that she can exist outside of her oath but she still clings on it … like that kind <- of conflict within the self so interesting to think about in this scenario bc would that turn to bitterness….or resentment….since the only reason why she’d decide to reclaim her oath again and devote herself to another person (astarion) is to have that sense of familiarity and comfort after being abandoned by ur own goddess and home. like it’s the easy way out definitely but what then?

anyway also so ! funny 👀 and interesting to me bc the high hall hag romance kiss variation was the one where he slaps her on the face and I’m just like ur really slapping her infront all these people!!!!!! and that is so canon to me now I think that’s the start of the Resentment. but then they’ll have their honeymoon phase which lasts for a handful of centuries but as opposed to good end hag romance who becomes this sort of wandering adventurers who travels the world together, bad end hags stay in baldur’s gate taking advantage of the city’s broken state to build astarion’s empire (which will be 👀! relevant much much much much later when shri’iia gone girls him) and they’re making themselves known to the patriars, establishing links and favours, all the saucy political intrigues that shri’iia was familiar with and similar to last time - she’s not a player in the game, only a pawn (and a pretty pawn that can be seen this time!). also like the idea that maybe in the first few centuries shri’iia asks if they can explore the world together bc there’s still a lot she hasn’t seen, and he’s like ok 👍 but never does it, and if she insists, he would tell her he’s too busy or distract her to make her stop asking or tell her straight up that she’s Pestering him which makes the resentment take root hehe. and it’s gonna be this vile rotting thing that’s slowly growing between them and it blooms when he decides to get a new beau because he’s so very bored of her sour face. all of my bad end hag romance hcs are like the opposite of the good end where they stick together bc they want to and they get closer bc they’re being the most genuine versions of themselves and not putting up a facade…!

[frozenambiguity]

Kaeya 🤝 Furina

playing their role in a never-ending performance.

[hauntingblue]

I think this flashback episode is very cruel to show us luffy as a child suffering because of the same thing current luffy is going thru. Enough

[unladielike]

As previously explored with @spiritpyro’s Hayate and @dis--parity​’s Alex, Vivian actually has trouble saying the word, ‘love’, around people she is romantically attracted to. ...In fact, she opts to say ‘L-word’ instead, meaning rather than ‘I love you’, it would be ‘I L-word you’, because this girl is unaccustomed to navigating romantic relationships and romance as a whole.

Seriously, you’ve got to understand Vivian has spent years, looking down on normies and scoffing at the idea of ‘true love’, that once she actually realizes her feelings for someone is less platonic in nature, she becomes very embarrassed. Why, while she has no qualms telling friends, pets, or even her father she loves them, love interests and significant others are a whole different story altogether.

Honestly, at least when dating them for the first little while, Vivian would act like a bashful school girl around anyone she falls for and just fumble through her words, to the point where if a ship were to occur in her older modern verse, people might doubt the fact she’s not actually a virgin. But yeah, she has trouble being the least bit suave and will be a very milder version of a tsundere (ie: will threaten to smother a muse’s face with kisses if they don’t shut up, whine about a muse being incorrigible, etc) when it comes to more flirtatious or charming muses.

Of course, she does end up being a bit more lascivious or weirdly blunt/shameless (which is best demonstrated through this post here *WARNING* suggestive language) as time goes on, but overall, doing anything romantic (like bringing a significant other flowers) will still reduce her to a blushing mess... and naturally, how she reacts is quite heavily dependent on how shy or bold a muse is, but for the most part, Vivian is very much a dork.

[seasonal-writes]

Hi hello its me 🎵

We've shared enough music recently that idk what I haven't sent you (or what it is you've sent me and I've simply assimilated into my music ajsjfjf)

But songs for you!!!

"I Found" by Amber Run and "Good Lie" by Sammy Copley are both new songs on the rancher playlist and they <3<3<3 give me many feelings about the boys

hello hi it's theo!! also yeah man we have shared SO much music lately but i am still holding out my little tin cup like a victorian orphan like PLEASE SIR?? MUSIC RECS?? please i'm starving- i love these additions ;-; may or may not have listened to them already because. i listen to your rancher playlist quite a lot actually skfskdfj BUT !! songs for you, sir! "Dance with Me" by Orleans (i'm suRE you've probably heard this one) annnd "Knee Deep at ATP" by Lovejoy (this is technically a cover of a Los Campensinos! song but i think it's just as good :) )

[prlssprfctn]

Jason, being a semi-canonic common hallucination in the family after his death, could lead to the stupidest AU ever.

Imagine everyone seeing him — Bruce, half of the time, Dick non-stop, Tim more often than not, and eventually even Alfred starts seeing little boy's silhouette in the corner of his eye, but he never admits it, because someone needs to stay sane in this family.

It is a lot like real-life cases when cult families start to see collective hallucination, and it somehow syncronises in their minds, so they hear and see the same things, you know?

So, yeah, everyone sees Jaybin around.

Everyone but Damian. Damian is a normal one. He also knows his Akhi is alive and well, so whatever. And it takes him some time to figure out that his family is bat-shit insane, but when he does, he decides to use it on his advantage.

Damian, calling Jason: Akhi, you should visit me. It is getting awfully boring here.

Jason, frowning: You know I can't. They think I am dead, and I can't risk my plan, especially now, when Red Hood is gaining-

Damian: We will pretend you are a hallucination.

Jason: ...What?

Damian: So, there is a plan...

So, a few days after this call, Jason arrives at the Wayne Manor. He still thinks his brother's plan sucks, but gaslighting is one of his many talents, so surely, they will figure something out. He can lie his way through this meeting.

Expect, he doesn't even need to lie. His family is actually insane.

Bruce, bumping in Jason:

Jason, staring back: Uh-

Bruce: Wow. You look so grown-up. And we look so alike. Nice one, brain.

Jason: ?..

Tim, leaving his room: Hi, B, hi- Oh, damn. Hi, Jaybin. Nice leather jacket.

Bruce: Right? I guess his ghost just grows up with us now.

Jason: ????

Alfred, nodding along, out of nowhere: Master Dick will hate it. He looks taller now.

All of them: (peacefully leave the room)

Jason: What. The. Fuck.

Jason waits for the moment of clarity to happen as he chats with Damian in the kitchen, but... nothing changes. They really, really think he is a hallucination. So... he starts hanging out around more. Both because Damian is getting angsty, and because it is kinda... amusing.

Tim, stuck on the same case for a few nights, non-stop: Oh, it is really just me and you in this, Jason.

Jason, playing Mario Cart on the table by his side: Maybe take a nap, dude.

Tim: No, I need to figure out this case with-

Jason, rolling his eyes: Red Hood had already dealt with it. Go to sleep.

Tim: ...You are such a good self-care kind of hallucination.

Jason: ...

Damian: Your bets, when will they realise that you are a real person?

Jason: At this point, I am not sure that they will, even if I start screaming that I am real.

Damian: Fair. I bet a year would do.

Jason: ...A year and a half.

Dick visits the Manor. He cooes at Jason, muttering something about "of course, he would have grown up in a punk," and Jason almost breaks his role to hit him on the head.

Jason, arms folded on his chest: You know, you need serious help, dad.

Bruce, blinking at him slowly: Probably. You know what else I need?

Jason: Sleep? Retirement? To stop adopting strays? The list is endless, man.

Bruce: ...Coffee. I need more coffee.

Jason, groaning: What the fuck!!!

Alfred figures out that Jason is real, eventually. Solely because he catches him sneaking a few extra cookies, and hallucinations are not supposed to eat. He plays along with him and Damian until the very end, anyway.

(Damian ends up winning the bet because Jason loses it once and pushes Bruce down the stairs, when he starts reciting some precautionary tale about him. Everyone is flabbergasted.)

[eyivibyemi]

✧ I won’t really write descriptions for these, but see original post tags for explanation/commentary on the song snippet ✧