#will i sleep?

[tedlebred]

oaugh . this. is something

drew smth rly quick bf I sleep!! another instalment of @sergeantsporks’s dadrius week!

day two: “fashion”

The suit is salvageable. Maybe. Dear Titan. If only hunter had let him help

[make-friends-with-the-rats]

Great Gatsby AU (without the deaths because I said so)

Jack as Gatsby

David as Nick

Sarah as Daisy

Katherine as Jordan Baker

The twist is that in trying to use Dave to get to Sarah, Jack falls for David instead

and then Newsbians (beacuse I said so)

[nrcbookclub]

i wanna do some legos

or play the sims

…

i should sleep.

[louisarmpits]

Should i even sleep if i have to be up in 3 hours anyways

[prettycoolforaperson]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

AO3 IS DOWN!!!!!!!

[chiisana-lion]

[eliotlime]

guess i'll put this here too, even though its past the day in my timezone lol

[aximili]

tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.

[serial-unaliver]

I know a company that does both these things and no surprise, when you shop there, the employees are always miserable and agitated.You should kill your managers in such situations imo. The only reason I receive treatment slightly above this is i'm lucky enough to have managers who are also bothered by these business practices. The water one is especially bad if you have heat intolerance, I was so sick regularly before I switched to a department with more leniency regarding water.

Depending on where you live these things may violate labor laws though so if you're in the same situation look into it. However in my experience any labor law violations happen without consequence regardless

[catwouthats]

THEY MAKE ME INSANE

Proof below:

Also, I’m fucking crying, I think his arm is like that bc he fell asleep holding the photo.

EDIT: more proof:

[taffywabbit]

they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

[shujiinkou]

reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep

[razzafrazzle]

whenever i see people draw garfield as a catgirl they always make him feminine and young. you dont understand him like i do. anyways theyre both transbians to me

[image description: a drawing of garfield and arlene from the garfield comics depicted as catgirls. garfield is depicted as a fat, light-skinned, hairy woman with short orange mullet hair, freckles, a white tank top, orange shorts, and orange sneakers, and arlene is depicted as a tall, dark-skinned woman with short curly pink hair, red lipstick, a red dress, sheer tights, and pink pumps. arlene is sitting on a countertop and looking down at garfield, who is sitting in a chair with his legs spread, picking at his teeth and smiling. the drawing is made to look as though it were a real garfield comic panel. end id]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i am fighting for my fukcing life

have you ever seen a beast that wanted to get at ink bottles

SO GODDAMN BADLY

she wants her PEETS in the DAMP blue INK

[pbflutist]

[ananke-xiii]

day so bad i must end it by dipping cookies straight into my melatonin-enhanced chamomile. i gotta have at least one joy before these 24h end.