#will figure it out for next time lol

[plushie-adventures]

A late birthday outing for zewu-jun!!

[ruporas]

i made a digital vw zine, there's a bunch of stuff on here that hasn't been shared elsewhere! if you're looking for a barrage of vw being really clingy and all, look no further :]

LINK

[vamprnce]

trans Peter save me, save me Peter

[lynzishell]

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Transcript below the cut:

Atlas: No.

Asher: Atlas, c’mon, at least think about it. Atlas: There’s nothing to think about. It’s too much.

Asher: Well, we’re running out of options, and you know they’d be happy to help. Atlas: That’s not the point.

Asher: [breathless] If this is about your pride or some shit… Atlas: It’s not. I’ve already agreed to move in with them to save money. I’m not asking them for a loan on top of it.

Asher: It’s an interest free loan. Vendor: Can I help you? Asher: Yes, can I get six of these frozen peaches, please?

Atlas: Interest free or not, it’s a loan that we don’t know how, or when, or even IF, we’d be able to repay. Asher: [sighs, defeated] Fuck. No, you’re right, we can’t do that.

...

Atlas: There’s no way our storage unit is going to hold all this furniture. I can probably sell the couch. And maybe the bed too since you already have one there. Asher: You don’t have to. My parents are clearing out a room upstairs for you.

Atlas: Why? Asher: Because I know it’s not going to be easy for you living with so many people. The house will never be empty, so I wanted to make sure you have your own space in case you need time alone.

Atlas: … Asher: What? Is that okay?

Atlas: I love you.

Asher: [laughs] We’re never gonna finish packing if we keep taking breaks. Atlas: You’re the one always telling me it’s important to take breaks. Asher: Hmm. Good point.

[fkapple]

On the topic of seasonal outfits/Emily and Shane on Ginger Island

[xabi0407]

everlasting trio redesign take 2

check out my commissions

[unpretty]

I've never looked at redbubble's mask options! how have you been using them?

i bought a bunch of the cheapo flimsy ones early on the pandemic because pikaole had a shop on there and i wanted them, i have slowly been working on replacing them with the three-layer masks as i can afford. they're not the best masks out there - the nosewires are pretty shitty for instance, and if you want to be able to use a filter you have to modify them. but i've got cute marine life masks, a stardew mask to match my stardew skirt, a gelatinous cube mask to match my gelatinous cube skirt, etc etc. with very rare exceptions this seems to lead to a lot of people accepting this as a fashion thing that i'm doing, and only occasionally do i get old man in a red hat being weird about it despite living in the swamp woods. in all likelihood it would be better and safer to buy the cheaper one-layer versions and then wear N95s under them, but i'm working with Circumstances

[marasschino]

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[kitamars]

woagh

[todayisafridaynight]

[superbellsubways]

first day on the job

[22bananapudding]

we need to team up and beat him to death with hammers

[silvermeww]

okay, when was someone going to tell me that

oh, idk, steven started at 19, burgh has a younger sister, clay actually isn't born american, skyla's whole fam thing and ELESA IS 15???? (even younger than skyla like wtf???)

(also the 'alder' at the bottom is supposed to be drayden lol)

and that's not all

say hello to:

viola being 18??? 'black whirlwind' korrina, RAMOS MEETING AZ'S FLOETTE AS A KID, genderfluid and apparently also age-fluid olympia, CLEMONT?? AND HIS WHOLE THING DOWN TO BEING 12 OF ALL AGES???

(you know what, marlon being 30 definitely makes sense with the hippie vibes)

wikstrom SAYING that he only wears that suit in pokemon battles but i've never seen his casual wear, malva being pr for flare lol, drasna selling dragon merch + great family lore if you want to know, siebold having to third-wheel lysandre and sycamore while eating (move aside malva, you're not the only elite 4 dealing with this) and 20?? YEARS OLD?? DIANTHA????????????

(way too many men in kalos are getting ladies, c'mon)

ethan being into history is such a neat detail hmmm, idk much of the frontier brains ngl, and we've finally got the region for looker and it's... hoenn??? you know what, makes sense with his chaotic vibes so i'll take it (throws away unova taped to a rock behind my back). also he's abolsutely cheating we all see that he's just relying on knowing us as protags, should've known smh

(um i think someone said that 'caitlin' should've been anabel but idk)

oh and the last one is charon, if we care about how much of a loser he really is. forget about birch and the poochyena, this guy is the lowest heh. imagine being charon (please don't).

(when the protags of johto are the same age as clemont lol) (yeah i know there are years between those events just let me have this)

and last but not least:

aaron 🤝 valerie: wanting to be pokemon (and ig gotta toss in shauntal with the ao3 writer gift heh, don't know if they would commission her or stay away), bertha's description???? i love flint just saying, cynthia 👀👀 is absolutely doing something illegal 👀👀, roark is WHAT??? (child labour laws in sinnoh must be lax ngl), maylene as well???? fantina watching scary movies is something i'll have to incorporate into my worldview and bryon?? are you okay??

so yeah. credit goes to @/KuroBlitz96 on the twitter/x for having this up, i'm just here to project sheer surprise at this massive dump of ages... my thoughts on pokemon have completely turned on its head once more lol (this is fine)

[bigmammallama5]

My parents bought their 4 bed 3.5 bath house 32 years ago for $145,000 (originally $200,000). This summer a similar house a block away (similar age, 4 bed 3.5 bath, slightly smaller lot) went up for $800,000. It's since been reduced to $650,000 and they put some more work into it, but it's still on the market. I know interest and investment and overall cost of living raise prices, but that just seems like highway robbery to me.

[oblivious-aro]

Did you guys know about line stabilization?

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

Yesterday we where talking about the zombie apocalypse and this happened:

Brother: what is the best weapon to have during the apocalypse?

Me: broadsword

brother (at the same time): a slug machine gun.

me: what?

brother: like the bullet.

me: oh. I thought like actual slugs,

brother: ….

me: ……

me: isn’t that an anime?

entire family: WHAT?

me: …… yeah a show about how they shoot slugs out of guns and collect them like Pokémon……

[1 google search later]