#will elliott

[aokuro-san]

Hi! I'm curious about your 5 favorite books 👀

I apologize for the delay. It's been a crazy day...

Anyway, here are my top 5 favorite books! 📔📚

Without more explanations than the title, a song with which I identify the book and a phrase from it.

"BURN THIS BOOK. Go on. Quickly, while there's still time. Burn it. Don't look another word. Did you hear me? Not. One. More. Word."

"What immediately disturbed Jamie was the look in the clown's eyes, a bewildered glaze which suggested the clown was completely new to the world, that's Jamie's car was the very first it had ever seen"

"The terror, which would not end for another twenty-eight years -if it ever did end- began, so far as I know or can tell, with a boat made from a sheet of newspaper floating down a gutter swollen with rain"

“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita."

"[…] You demand sincerity when your codes demand servitude. You offer freedom when in reality you are extending a prison with rings. […] I am doomed to lose. I could expand on many more reasons, but I think one will suffice: I can't jump out the window and leave you because I'm a woman."

[grave-farewell]

not to be stardewposting again but

Elliott can't fucking say this shit when I'm dressed like THIS

What made him see me leave the house and kiss him looking like THIS

WITH THE JINGLING BOOTS. and decided "Yes, his courting plumage is immaculate. I must bed him immediately."

[retquits]

save me winter elliott stardew valley... winter elliott stardew valley save me......

[aggressive-positivity-network]

Elliot watching me catch three times my body weight in fish because I spent all my money on that season’s seeds and now I need to make fast fishing money so me and my chickens don’t starve to death.

[hideyoosh]

Stardew's Finest Market ☆

bachelors + bachelorettes

[crispyanonart]

SDV x Chaotic Youtube Thumbnails // AKA: you're on Farmer's homepage

[nadhie]

the bachelors, the bachelorettes AND KROBUS.

[sporelic]

boys

[calmao666]

[lurvly-malice]

Credits : 04513114 (on Pinterest)

[lemon-zesttt]

they're all gonna wake up with neck pains smh 🙄

Idk what compels me to draw them in a train, but here we are

[theartsyhognose]

Me waiting outside Elliot’s cabin every day so I can throw a lobster at him the second he steps outside

[ichorandpride]

you are the goofiest guy ever

[glitteringpoet1685]

When you're just trying to make some goddamn soup but Elliott wants to have sex in his mouldy ass cabin.

[jojaxcola]

stardew muppet show (shane is the only human)