#wifi sucks ass

[emmathemandelaresident]

So…Let’s talk.

I am absolutely disgusted, appalled, disappointed, and overall devastated as a hardcore Mandela Catalogue fan. I cannot believe Alex Kister would be doing such horrific actions, especially to his victims.

I absolutely love this series with all of my heart and I have been a HUGE fan of it since around August 2022. I love the lore, the characters and the atmosphere of this series.

When I heard these news on Twitter last night, I was devastated and I wanted to cry so bad because I had thought Alex Kister was an amazing talented person with a golden thumb of kindness and chillness. I began to think to myself, “Why would Alex Kister and every other content creator turn out to be horrible people?”. It’s like this is a fucking trend in every creator of their amazing work.

I am witnessing so many fans quitting their work of the series and many actors such as Ty Osborne departing from his acting work as Adam Murray. And I can definitely understand that.

What even more sucks is that there may be no more Mandela Catalogue. Which means no more Vol. 5 or Vol. 6 or any other extra episodes to dive in the lore…

I vented to my sister about this and she understood everything about this situation and that she had been through this once before (props to you, Ella). As a result, she gave me such helpful advice about this. She told me to continue loving the series just as long as you understand and acknowledge what the creator has done. But don’t focus too much on the creator, focus more on the series.

And to all of you victims that have been through this, I am deeply sorry that that has happened to you. You are loved by the entire world and you are never alone.

That being said, I wanna make a decision. I still love the series with all of my heart and I wanna continue writing the Mandela Catalogue Mirth series on Wattpad and post all of my Mandela Catalogue Mirth chapters here in Tumblr.

But with this situation in mind, this decision is hard to choose. Should I continue writing the book series on Wattpad and post all of my chapters here in Tumblr? Or should I just give up and move on to something else?

I hope you all have a fantastic week.

-EmmaTheMandelaResident

Here’s the link of the entire context of what Alex Kister has done:

[bacchuschucklefuck]

pygmalion and galatea for aroace people

you should tell your friends what I look like, riz gukgak.

[cactusringed]

Hermits reacting to you telling them you're infertile

Bdubs: it's ok, we're not

[risingsoleil]

please write about linzin angry sex!

Lin slapped him.

She had never done that before.

All it did was intensify the fiery rage in Tenzin's eyes.

He shoved her against the wall and crashed his lips onto hers, holding her resisting limbs. "I didn't fucking cheat on you," he growled between kisses, biting on her lip to force her into submitting.

"Feeling guilty?"

His hands ripped her clothes off.

Lin ripped his clothes off, ensuring her nails scratched him anywhere she could manage.

Tenzin bit her anywhere he could.

They knocked into a few shelves, knocking books onto the floor. A plant vase completely shattered and several figurines fell like dominoes behind the couple's raging intense battle.

Tenzin threw Lin on the bed. Literally. It almost broke and before she could get up, he locked her beneath his weight and lifted her legs over her head. Without warning, he slid into her and a low guttural groan came from Lin.

That deep and intense angle was hurting, yet so good. No matter how much she wanted to let her voice reach higher levels, she wouldn't let Tenzin win this. Instead, she tried to keep her voice low and deep in his attempts to split her in half.

Tenzin stared into her soul as his hips crashed against hers, and he lifted the angle an inch higher so he could drive his cock deeper into her. He knew it was pushing Lin to her limits, if not already. But she refused to break and give in to him.

"I didn't fucking cheat on you," he growled between each rough thrust. "You think I'd throw us away after everything we've been through?!"

"Yes, you fucking prick!!"

Tenzin somehow rolled Lin onto her knees and stomach, and he pressed his entire weight above her. His hand gripped her neck, hot breaths ghosting against Lin's skin.

"You listen to me good, woman," Tenzin hissed. "You're not going taking any dick, except mine. You're the only woman I'm cumming in over and over again, and if you don't believe me, then I will fuck you until your pussy knows that it was only made for my dick and my cum."

His speech aggravated his thrusting and finally, Lin could only whimper at the way he was filling, stretching, hitting her.

"Got it?"

A grunt.

"If you don't say anything, I'm going to fuck you for as long as I want without letting you cum."

"Yes, sir," Lin hissed.

"That's what I want to hear." He smacked her ass hard. "Now take me like a good girl."

He didn't even bother getting her off and let all of his seed fill Lin, part of it already overflowing out of Lin despite him still being balls deep inside her.

"Don't slap me again either."

Lin attempted to weakly kick him, but Tenzin just rolled her onto her back and spread her legs wide open.

"We're not done yet."

[homestuckreplay]

*chuckles* john's in danger

(page 236-241)

So, Rose's area has meteorites too. This comic has the chance to do the funniest possible thing, which would be having John's countdown end in some other disaster, while the meteor strike is its own unrelated thing.

There's a couple really suspicious things in today's update. One is Rose putting her laptop onto the grimoire - it's only a few inches of elevation but there's a lot of attention drawn to it in the above very ominous panel (p.238). The other is the lab wifi network #0413 being mysteriously unsecured, almost like it was specifically set up for Rose to connect to. Are these two things connected? By putting the laptop on the grimoire is Rose making some kind of accidental warlock pact? (Or on purpose warlock pact, judging by the look on her face). And what is the lab doing with all these really powerful wifi signals, anyway? Are they doing a lot of long distance communication that needs a good signal, like, I don't know, talking to aliens? What are the 'leavings', 'scraps', and 'detritus' on Rose's desktop? What shady stuff is she up to on the computer??

For a full 28 pages (213-241) John has been not only homestuck but roomstuck, and something feels poetic about the barrier of the door being not only opened, but entirely removed. It makes me wonder if something could happen to break down the more complex boundaries keeping him homestuck (something like, I don't know, a meteor). Seeing John in his room on p.240-241 is giving me complex emotions. He's clearly spent the last minute and a half doing nothing besides kissing his posters (I bet he kissed McConaughey when we weren't looking) and trying to accept death despite the terror.

If we accept that John's bedroom door opens outwards (weird, but there's no evidence against it) then there truly is nothing he can do. Narratively it's interesting to leave the main character completely powerless and at the whims of intermittent internet signals - if this was the ending it would be really unsatisfying, but if this is setting John up for a character arc, it works great. This time he gets to yell and bash his keyboard and wait for Rose to tell him what to do, and in a few hundred pages time, it'll be so satisfying when we see John save himself.

Unrelated and from a few days ago, but I want to give a huge shoutout to p.208. Dad walking down those tiny stairs is really unintentionally funny, and it's a cool panel that shows the chaos this house has suddenly become.

[comet-wire]

At work rn but I think I'm gonna try going back to he/they pronouns again

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

Im sosorry for all the questions but do you know which vods n stuff have Ash in them a lot? (Sorry if thats vague, just wanting more Ashswag content, feel free to answer this on priv btw ^^)

Also tumblr doesn't like me following you for some reason lol

Hi again! It’s no problem at all! I adore getting asks and an excuse to run through my collection of things :] as the collection of links might show, I am a HUGE Ash fan, and finding all of these videos is so much fun for me

Zam visits Ash on house arrest and helps him start building the mothership

Redd, Zam, Ash, Rek, and Pangi play blockwars

Squiddo and Ash survive in a natural disaster mod (and do weird Dan and Phil roleplay)

Mapicc starts a resturant (Ash shows up near the middle)

Redd, Ash, 5up, Spoke, and Wifies try to get away with murder (in minecraft)

Bacon and Ash torment an AFK Vitalasy

A whole bunch of people make Peepees and Booger fight (lifesteal S4)

Bacon starts IHOB, Ash is a horrible customer

And then not a video or a vod, but Ash also shows up on an episode of Testrun! (Parrot’s podcast)

[slobble-ya-diddly]

There's nothing like trying to get an old printer working to put the fear of god into you.........

[the-cal-zone]

Oh Cronus ampora we’re really in it now

[rocketonthemoon]

tell me why in order to set up my wifi I had to download an app which is made a lot easier I have fucking wifi

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

side note after this New York thing we’re staying at the twins‘ one night and then spending ten days or so in an rv which is essentially one room for five people without doors

[luvsavos]

i deserve financial compensation for the amount of fucking hoops i had to jump through to enable tipping on here

[saetoshi]

GEPARD IS SO BABYGIRL I WONT HIM

[dollar-store-sparklez]

i miss dominion smp :(

[roscvcins]

I want some soft shit

[bugsoda]

unconsciousness is claiming me dear friends, but fret not; it shall return me on the morrow