#wierd spy family

[emilixthefox]

Spy x family...

Transformers...

Mmmm...

Soundwave = Assassin.

Megatron = Spy

Bumblebee = Child

Shockwave = Brother to Assassin

...

Oh.

Oh no.

[canadiancryptid]

Spy x Family Episode 16: Yor's Kitchen

So, finally getting some more focus on Yor, which I'm liking.

Who did she kill? She's really upset about it, and judging by the cuts on her hands, they put up a fight.

OH! It's not who she killed, but who she didn't!

DEER LORD ITS JUST COOKING LESONS THAT IS THE FUNNIEST BAIT AND SWITCH-

As someone who enjoys cooking... she scares me. I haven't really heard of minestrone soup with fish in it, but I'm willing to accept that's probably a thing somewhere. I just always heard of it as a vegetable based soup. And the chocolate has the excuse of being a desert, even if she probably was just gonna throw it in the soup. I have no idea what the rope and string is for. And that is a frickin cactus. Still in the decorative pot. What the hell.

You'd think, I don't know, common sense would tell you that's not an ingredient, but here we are. She must have been making enough money from her assassin work to go out to eat almost every night, because the fact she's still alive proves she probably wasn't cooking for herself very often. That woman could burn a pot of water. I don't wanna say she's beyond saving, but she clearly has no idea what she's doing. On the plus side, poisoning is a rather effective way to kill someone.

A potato peeler isn't that hard to use. I mean, you can cut yourself, sure, but to do it that badly... good lord. Again, common sense. Please be careful with sharp objects.

How... how did she even... that was a wooden cutting board. And she was using what looked to be a chef's knife? Hard to tell. Guess it doesn't really matter when it comes to something like this. I don't even know how that's physically possible, with any kind of kitchen knife. Maybe a hand saw...?

I'm so glad she finally found something that she can make that people actually like eating. A nice little dish that reminds her of her mother, and one enjoyed by all. That looks good, I kinda want to try making something like that now.

They're all so happy. They deserve it.

Still want to see a bit more of her assassin stuff come into play, but I'm glad to see her geting more of the spotlight. We only really see her in the role of Anya's mother, but we never get to see much of her personal life. Anya and Lloyd get a ton of time to shine on their own with their own secrets, but Yor never really gets to have that other side explored. She's terrified of the secret police, so clearly she's still doing murder on the side.

I think part of it comes back to the fact Yor is the only person in the household who doesn't know about Operation Strix. Even the dog knows. Since she doesn't know, there's only so much she can do that connects to the main plot. Her only real connection to it is her role on the family. Her "secret life" is the only one that doesn't overlap with the mission.

[on-the-clear-blue]

Welcome to Gotham pt1

Inspired by Baby Birds and Bat Caves written by IzzyMRDB

Tim was always a tad strange.

At least that was what other people told him when he did something they thought was "weird" or "concerning for his age"

Like really, was following a girl he thought was a subject abuse home in the guise of having a crush on her to get evidence really that wierd?

His court ordered therapist said it was but she didnt know what she was talking about.

And he was right by the way, he was able to place an anonymous call a wellfare check, and he was proud to say that after a little digging he was able to say that the girl was safe with a foster family!

Though now all of Gotham Elementary thought that he made the girl switch schools because he was "creepy and stalkerish"

That last one wasnt even a word, he had looked.

All of this lead to him having a lot of free time and people trying to avoid him, and unlike what his therapist said he wasnt lonely, he was just feeling left out.

Such is the reason why Tim was now standing 3.649 meters behind Batman and Robin wearing a oveesized black hoodie with said hood pulled up, a bandana tied around his face his fathers old film camara weighing heavily in his hands

The camarea was something he wasnt allowed to touch, having a place of honor on the high shelves in his study, but with a bit of reaching and a small jump, it had ended up in Tims small hands.

Peering through the view finder, Tim felt his jaw slowly fall open az he saw more than just Robin and Batman in it, more than the glittering lights of the city, what Tim saw..

Was...

Magic.

Colors like a kaleidoscope swirled around the two of them, the darker and more neutral of them curled around the Dark Knight, like wrapping him in shadows and camouflaging him into the city

There were a few dark blacks and reds that clung to Robin, but the boy wonder was like a blinding star, shining with brilliant greens, yellows and blues as he adamantly spoke to the Bat about something.

Tim sat staring at the two for what felt like ages, only remembering to flutter the button to capture the two of them at the last moment, catching the two of them swing off the building.

After taking that picture, Tim could well..

He could see the colors around everyone all the time, most of the people at school was a mix of green and blues, some deep reds, but most of the people had dull empty colors, none of them had the same vibrant colors of Robin, or the browns and grays that hung onto Batman, he wanted to see them agian. He needed to see them again.

It took a few weeks for Tim to find them again, Miss Mac had almost caught him twice sneaking out and he had to wait late for his live in nanny to pass out for good.

Tim didnt put any sleeping pills into her late night scotch, totally not.

Once again dressed in his "Recon" outfit and the camera in hand, Tim camped out on a rooftop of a gastation outside of Bristol, it had high sightings of the Batman through the years and was a likely place for him to stop early on in his routes.

Set up behind a noisy fan, Tim heard a pair of distinct thumps, he was lucky, he had prepared to camp out for hours...

Moving silently up onto his knees, the young boy licked his lips under his tied on mask, raising his fathers camara, Tim spyed through the veiw finder once agian, only to frown at what he saw.

Robin wasnt shining as he should, the dark that clung to Batman was swelled up and swirlling like an angry storm, it lashed out and the dark blues and blacks around Robin lashed back out in turn.

Both were stiff, looking as if they had just finished an argument...

Tim watched helplessly from the sidelines, Robin was supposed to be bright, the Light of Gotham, and Batman waz supposed to be soild, like a rock...but both of them were not, and Tim didnt like it one bit.

He still took picture of course, even if they were fighting they were still THE Batman and Robin...

...

Three weeks later and Robin was different.

Not just in his colors which had gone from burning scarlets to cheerful reds, depressive navys to a brilliant periwinkle, it was drastic...it was different...

Tim loved it and was worried at the same time

Robin was shorter, gone was the muscles and tricky flips and spins, now Robin was small and had one hell of a right hook

Tim had gotten a great shot of the Riddler getting socked in the face...

But this all made Tim worry, had Batman replaced Robin? Was this a new boy? Tim didnt know.

And Timothy Drake hated not knowing.

...

The processional dark room his parents kept in the basement was a true blessing, the red light washed everything out, leaving the world in shades of scarlet. It was Tims little safe space, ever since he looked through the camera the lights around people had started to hurt his eyes, and the single color of the room was so nice...

Shaking the devolped photo, Tim smiled as he hung it up to dry, even now, he could see the static hues around Robin 2, he was less bright than the first Robin, but Tim was sure that would grow as he did...

Sighing as he picked up the old camera, Tim slowly made his way up to his fathers study, Miss Mac would notice if it was gone for too long after all, slipping through the heavy door of the dark room, Tim blinked a few times as he made it through the piles of boxes and items that had been stashed at home by his parents.

They sent things home from their travels all the time, Miss Mac had to sign for them all the time, he had never really paid them too close attention, they made his stomach twist and that pesky part of his brain cry because his parents care more for trinkets and artifacts than for him...

Tim had to stop and squeez his eyes tightly closed as floods of emotion swept over him.

He had done so well...why did he have to think about it, why did he have to think about them now, he had been happy...why why now...

His eyes stung as he opened them again, spots swam all over his vision for a few seconds, the dakrness of the basment lighter now, and while most of the spots left, some grew brighter around his vision

And some of his parents boxes were glowing.

Not unlike how people glowed, but where people had swirling colors, the boxes glowed with a bronzish gold

Dumbly stalking over to one of the glowing boxes, Tim set the camera down as he clawed at the cardbord, trying to get it open before the old tape gave way and dust flew into the air.

After a flurry of sneezes, Tim looked down at the box of ancient looking wires and electionics, most of them glowed softly, but what shone brightly was...

It was a cricle of chipped and rusted steel attached to a stand, brass sprigs attached a silvery mesh ball to the center

A old timey mircophone and broadcasting setup, it crackled as he picked it up softly, small hands holding it carefully as he lifted it up, the microphone had a golden halo around it, it was...special...

---

Two nights later, a small voice echoed out on a long dead channel of the radio.

"H-hello? I-is this thing on?" The voice was muffled, distant and quiet, it was young, far to young.

"I-I dont really know what i am doing but...um..." there was a long pause, the faint sound of papers being shuffled before the voice returned "M-My name is Wyvern and...I want to talk about well...everything to anyone that will listen."

There was only static in return, but the Silence listened, and the Darkness watched.

---

Tim started a radio show, kinda. He was only really talking into the microphone about useless things, about what he saw happen with Batman, the weird glows he saw around town, but today was the third day he had been broadcasting and he finally had something more interesting to talk about!

Plopping his school bag down by his door, Tim trudged through his dirty room, kicking his clothes out of his way as he made it over to his desk, once covered with homework, but now held his set up.

Climbing up onto his chair, Tim worried his bottom lip as he flipped through his prewritten pages, he needed to sound more adult, more professional.

Clearing his throat a few times before he clicked the old broadcaster on, Tim waited till the small light blinked green, smiling Tim started his written intro.

"The lights flicker off, and the moon casts its lights down on the city, men like rats scurry under its rays, something is afoot tonight. Something calls out, and hopefully, you listen, Good Evening Gotham, I am your host Wyvern," Tim felt a rush as he got through his script wirhout stuttering, he was almost lightheaded, and lights swirled in his vision, "Tonight I have more than my usual broadcast, I have seen something, I have been made witness to plans of wickedness that i can not stand for."

Breathing was hard for Tim as he slowly spoke, his body felt cold and strange but he had to finish...

"This is a message to the citys protector, to our Lady Gotham's Dark Knight, the one who does riddles has plans of harm, and she bids you to heed this warning, He shall be found where Sterling meets Beck along the twisting turns of her streets..."

As the last words slipped from Tim's mouth, he felt like a marionette with its strungs cut, his limbs were heavy and his body ached, he was corvered in a cold sweat.

Why did he talk about that? He didnt mean to talk about that, he didnt know anything about the Riddler...he was going to talk about...w-what was he going to talk about...

Drawing in a deep breath, Tim drew himself up slowly, "S-Sorry listeners, um, d-dont know what that was all about um...L-Let me catch my breath ugh...h-heres some music..."

Fumbling around for a moment, Tim pulled out his Ipod, turning the volume up, Tim hit shuffle on it as he struggled to pull himself together.

---

John Constantine grimaced as he heard tinny music pour our from the small radio sat on a side table by his chair, the cigarette between his lips staying unlit as he leaned back into the stiff cushions.

As much as he tried not to care, the kid on the otherside of the radio had started to worry him, he clearly didnt know what he was doing and tonight was proof of that, what ever he was using had magic and was sending it out in droves...

Tonights "episode" was thankfully not that bad, simply invoking a city spirit as its host isnt something that could kill him, but it was still worrying that said spirit was Gotham, where Gotham was involed, it attack dog not far after it.

Eyes flicking between the radio and his phone by it, John gave a grumble as he grabbed it, flipping it open, he punched in a series of numbers knowing he was opening a can of worms...

Or in this case. Bats.

[skibidimadness]

LARGE MIMIC OC

The skibidi mimic Au belongs to @cosmica-galaxy

finally finished him

NAME: Orion

NICKNAME: Ori or The NightHunter

HEIGHT: 2-3 story building

ABILITIES: fast as fuck boy, super strength, Red Glare(the Red light lens), posion claw...

APPEARANCE: He looks like a large cameraman but bigger and creepy, he's known as imposter , large mimic or... mechanical T-rex but prefers to be called The NightHunter. But he does has is own appearance unlike the others he wears blue blackcoat that help him sneak into skibidi base and alliances, his large hands or fingertips glow blue, and doesn't have spikes on his shoulders but on his back but their smaller, this can only be assumed that he became large mimic when he was teen or younger.

FACTS:

The death spiral that has been with him isn't affecting him anymore...how odd...

Orion is younger than hunter(human on the picture) but since mimic grow faster some assume Orion is older(he's still younger than the human)

The glow on his large hands or fingertips are the posion he possess, this can effect both skibidi and alliances,especially human and mimics.

Orion's IQ is not like the feral large mimics, he is smarter and more controlled which makes him sort of safe but still creepy, and his body has a lot of durability that helps him in battle, he's also slightly chubby.

Despite unable to talk well, he manages to speak few words or names being "Oxi", "Coco" and a wierd name "Dr. [CENSORED]", some units that were spying on him assume it was family.

If you reach enough trust, he mentions he was brute in the pack and the twin brother of an alpha before he was infected with death spiral, he wishes he could see him again but knows its an impossible.

PERSONALITY: Orion is rude and Rebellious towards other mimic packs, alliance units, and skibidis , except for one specific mimic pack and the Hunter's (human)"pack" , he's still rude to allies but goes easy on them, he's a cocky bastard when fighting skibidis and other large mimics even towards other allies. Will only obey if hunter is around.

RELATIONSHIP: Orion and 30 don't get along well but when 30 wants to learn more about mimics he's willing to teach them and help 30 to get along with Spike, like his father said "a pack is only strong, when theres trust and love, without it your nothing but a prey in the enemies eyes".

Spike get along with Orion when their out exploring or in battle with skibidis or mimics, cocky and Rebellious, but they both get in trouble by hunter.

Camille however, they don't get along well, not because she looks like that bitch elite but because she's a coward, he tries to teach Camille how to be brave and use her strength to protect rather than hiding it, but he tries to go easy on her, however later on they both get close.

Hunter the human and Orion are rivals, Orion just goes cocky around them, sure he can be obedient but when out killing skibidi, he's a always shows off and knows that hunter can't beat him, he won't lie he admires hunter's bravery and determination.

BACKSTORY : Orion was once a brute of his bothers pack, but one day he ends up getting infected by the death spiral, fearing for his bothers safety he left far away from the pack without telling him, unfortunately he gets taken by scientist for experimenting and improving him. He escapes, but now roams the city scaring anything that Alive. During his hunting he stumbles upon a human with small units, at first he wanted to toy with him but after the human showing no fear but instead bravery, he decides to spare them and well watch how they survive this cruel world... but why is the human Familiar

Bonus fact and drawing

Pov: your a skibidi/mimic that tried to kill the human

The small mimic with the human is a hybrid of both tv mimic and camera mimic and is adopted.

[saltysunflowersugar]

IT'S THE SECOND DAY OF THE SPOOKY MONTH AND I'VE BEEN GOING DOWN A BIT OF A RABBIT HOLE EBER SINCE I MADE THAT FREDDY KRUEGER X TF2 HEAVY CRACK ART, SO I DECIDED TO MAKE MY OWN SLASHER HOUSE AU BASED MOSTLYBON SPOILERS I'VE GOTTEN FOR THE VARIOUS HORROR MOVIES REPRESENTED HERE! LET'S GO!

I'm just gonna make bullet points for each character and what I think they'd be like and their dynamics with the others:

Basic plot:

• After the events of the movie when she went on a rampage and burned her school down, Carrie White has been on the run, and decided to hide out in an abandoned cabin, unaware that she was trespassing on Camp Crystal Lake's campgrounds because it was fall and no one was around to kick her out anyway

• Somehow she finds a creepy tape with some Japanese writing on it, and decides to put it on, unaware of the ghost inside, but after the seven days have passed, she finds out about Sadako and somehow manages to get her to show mercy to her, once she finds out that this little ghost girl shares the trauma of being hated by her own mother and Carrie decides to become like a big sister figure to Sadako

• the girls are taking full advantage of their powers to basically threaten the camp staff to let them live there year-round since neither of them really have anywhere else to go. And the staff comply, because they're terrified of what happens if they don't. All is well between these two until Jason Vorhese rises from the lake, and once again, the two face off until they eventually realize they have very similar traumas, but instead of mother issues, they vond over the fact that they were both bullied.

• yes, I'm counting the bear from Cocaine Bear as a slasher, deal with it, I just think it's funny if she just shows up sometimes

• I have no idea how Michael Myers shows up but he was in the Hunger Games simulation that started this whole thing so it would be wierd not to include him, I really don't know what to do with him lol

• I don't know why Freddy Krueger is here, but he is, and I think it would be funny if this au was in the same continuity as my Hunger Games (ignoring the fact that Michael Myers died in that Hunger game) so he apparently had a brief romantic thing with the TF2 Heavy, assumedly killed Heavy and Spy with thorny vines, won the Hunger games, and somehow ended up joining a slasher found family

• also Patrick Bateman is here because he's so comically underpowered compared to everyone else here. he absolutely despises everyone here but can't really do anything about it, he's kinda just the guy that everyone asks for money from. As for why he's even part of this mess in the first place, IDK maybe he just took some vacation days to go upstate (I don't actually know if any of the other movies in this AU take place in New York, but let's just assume they do) to fump a body or whatever and just got dragged into this

• also, cute headcanon, Sadako becomes an E-Sports champion, and she really loves it because she gets to vent all of the rage she feels about being abandoned in that well, and she can do things that shouldn't be possible in the game.

• I'm debating on putting Herbert West in here mostly because I don't know if he ever actually kills anyone himself or if he just raises the dead, but then again I haven't actually seen any of the movies represented here in their entirety except for Cocaine Bear, but why not, maybe he's like the team healer with all of that re-agent he's got

[vegalocity]

Just so we’re clear, DID DBK get reunited with PIF in Red’s Awakening Oblivion? Since you haven’t really mentioned him in that ending after the fact like you did PIF and her role as a sort of spy to MK who supports him for “giving” her Red and Shiyu as kids

DBK does get reunited with Iron Fan in both the 'Red's awakening' and the Canon Timeline

in @unseelie-robynx's breakdown of events he basically ascertains that Red, while fully lucid, considers himself happier while on Xiaotian's side and fully chooses with a clear head (or about as clear as he could granted he's deffo going through mind control withdrawls) DBK straight up betrays the resistance and snitches on Macaque since Red seems willing to work with the idea of bringing back the family. So DBK and Iron DO get reunited with some sort of story about DBK getting taken prisoner by Spider Queen and in his mentally weakened state was manipulated into helping her or something.

But since you mentioned Shuyin i'm guessing you mean in the 'canonical' (or as close to canon as we can get it) timeline not in Red's Awakening (since thats a different AU altogether)

And in the canon timeline Yeah, DBK also gets reunited with the others then.

Cuz like, as we've said DBK's only IN the rebellion to save his kid and his wife, and when it becomes obvious that neither will budge from their place on the Little Theif's team (as in this ending the cure bascially gives people an option to choose the truth (and be immunized against Oblivion against their will) or the world Oblivion had spun for them and if they pick the latter the changes that have been made to their minds are STUCK in there. like for GOOD) Then... well he lets the rebellion get as far as re-taking the city, and he's not going to be fighting any of this. but he is...

going to follow the only people he cares about in all of this. He lies only a little about the whole thing, about being misinformed and kept to the tunnels so he couldn't learn the truth bc his shapeshifting's been on the blink etc etc and- after ascertaining that his son and his wife are firmly on this side-... lets it happen. Plays along long enough, acting like nothing's wrong long enough for Xiaotian to take him off alone, and get started.

DBK wasn't exactly able to get deprogrammed as Huntsman got. He didn't get the experience of having someone purpousefully and meticulously sever the control Oblivion had on him, all he got was the information necessary to find out he'd been bade to forget his child and obey the little theif and 'be good now', so there's a lot of stuff still in the Bull King's mind that is RIPE to abuse again from someone that knows its still in there.

He DOES think the whole 'also Xiaojiao's girlfriend is your adopted daughter now because she and Red decided they wanted to be siblings and we edited both of their AND Iron Fan's memories to make that a thing' is very wierd but like... he already made his choice by that point.

and he and PIF HAD talked about maybe trying for a girl 'next time' before he'd been sealed away

[daffodilsinspring]

SPY&FAMILY CHARACTERS A DAY AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK

LOID

Actually having fun but doesn't want to admit it.Doesn't really like the rides but falls in love with the food and gets tooo competitive with the games.He ends up throwing up when he gets back home tho😭.He enjoyed it tho😁.Seeing Anya's happy face and Yor's joy made it worth it💗.

YOR

Looves it.She and Anya go rabid😭They don't know which ride to go on first.They love all.She also quite likes the food.The more savory ones tho(i headcanon her to not like extremely sugary foods).Had a blast❗.Felt bad that Loid had to carry all their trash and wait for them😔.She would definetly go agai tho 😁.She loves having fun with Anya,and next time she'll make sure and involve Loid more💗.

YURI

He would pretend to be to old for this...secretly loves all thr rides that Anya and Yor pulls him into😁.He kinda bonds with Loid over Amusement Park food while wauting on Yor and Anya🤣.He would go home and put the polaroid of them on his refrigerator..but take it down anytime Yor comes over😭.He's still against Loid and Yor after all🤣.Doesn't really believe in God or have much faith in religion but still prays for another happy day like this again💗.

ANYA

Had the time of her life.Went waaay to hard on those Amusement Park food.She did in fact throw up😭.But it was worth it💝.She took Bond with her! He was with Loid most of the time...but still had fun.He and Anya went on a 'ride' together(Anya running off on Bond's back when Yor and Loid's heads were turned.)She did get scolded

:(.But it was worth it.The wind in her hair.The excitement.It was worth it.Treasures her Mama,Papa and Wierd Uncle(Yuri)💗.

[thepiinkpages]

.ೃ࿐ I read this book last night. I started at 9 and finished at 3...

Genre: Romance, Dark, Contemporary, New Adult

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭━☆ﾟ*:. ੈ✩‧₊˚⁺✧.｡+.｡☆ﾟ:;｡+☆ﾟ¨ﾟﾟ･:..ﾞ

.ೃ࿐ I stayed up until 3am to finish this book. Did i like it? Not particularly. It was such a let down after reading God of Ruin. Landon King for the win. That thing I liked the most about this book is the playlist. Gotta give credit where credit is due.

I hated Cecily for the beginning of the book. She has had a crush on Landon for years and she's desperate for his attention... sis, how blind can you be? Landon King is INSANE. Literally. She should count herself lucky she isn't Mai because I feel like if she was in Mai's shoes, she would've run away never to be seen again.

Jeremy gave me whiplash. He was quick to switch up towards the end. Like, babe, she just said she was tricked into spying for y'all and she's saying she loves and cares for you and your reaction is thinking she only got closer to you because she wanted your secrets??? Be so fucking for real bro. If Jeremy had a fraction of awareness he would be able to tell that Cecily is a closed off person so why would she tell him such private things that nobody knew? *insert disappointed sigh here* Oh Jeremy you big strong tattooed gorgeous idiot.

For the first time in many years of being a book reader, I've seen some off handed shit. And trust me, nothing shocks me anymore but the fact this man was mid thrust and put on gun on his head??? My jaw dropped and I had to reread that part... THATS CRAZY. Even for me. Albeit later on we find out it was never loaded but STILL. I would run for the hills.

No matter how much I say Jeremy's crazy, he was sweet too. He wanted to read what Cecily read, listen to the music she listened too, counted he freckles, battled her demons, helped her fight her destructive trauma. He was truly another person for her. To a person that has only ever cared for his family, I'm sure feeling this type of way towards another person was wierd for him.

There was a part that it reminded me of Little Things by One Direction when he says her hand fit's perfectly in his. 'Your hand fits in my like it's made just for me.'

.ೃ࿐ Here's some quotes:

⋆𐙚₊˚⊹ "...I want to break you...Own you...Mark you..." ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹

⋆𐙚₊˚⊹ "...There's some lizard in front of my house..." ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹ (Cecily's dad was talking about Jeremy *insert cackle here*)

Usually I put 3 quotes in all my reviews but I could only choose these two that I really liked. Do I want to say that this is a necessary to read the other books? No but you do miss a lot if you don't read it which kind of sucks because some of these books aren't my favorite tropes but c'est la vie or whatever.

[loveday55]

Hitch, very hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was the King of All Ducks

LB: I would, but then I'd be lying to the King of All Ducks

[nonbinaryfroghorn]

froghorn, trying to make fun of ruby: if you have ten sandwiches and i take three, how many sandwiches do you have left?

ruby: none

froghorn: oh my god this is basic fucking mathematic do you really not know this how are you so -

ruby: i would give them all to you because i appreciate you

froghorn:

froghorn, choked up: gross absolutely disgusting get out of my office

[stangeranfanficion]

Ok time for like serious headcanon time because agent makes me feel better about my own gender fuckery in some wierd ass way so I have alot of emotions for her.

I feel she's definitely has older child syndrome where she was the oldest child in her family. Leading to a lot of internalized toxic masculinity and just leading to her to push down any emotionals that weren't dead pan serious or very flirtatious. She does get goofy with her younger brother of dealer. She loves to tease him a lot.

I personally see that during the period before she joined the team, she was very much an asshole. Shallow, womanizing asshole who just seemed focused on herself than anyone else. But I feel she personally didn't enjoy that lifestyle. She didn't like going out and partying with women throwing themselves at her. She just felt that was something she had to do. She was an agent, and agents do that shit, even if they don't like it. I feel this was before she fully moved to America . Her voicelines show she still speaks Italian from time to time, so it seems she has spent a good portion of her life there.

I feel she never really had outlets to fully explore gender along with never fully having moments earily on feeling she's a girl. Mostly after she joined the team, she went on the messy trip and fall of learning identity. She got sent to America for studies along with her feeling like she needed change in her life away from Italy, so she took her bags and moved to America, using a vacation home as a temporary home.

She joined the team after a flyer came in her mail asking for mercs, so she took the job due to a stink of spy jobs around. I feel she was very cold at the start of her time with Grn/Red, just out of her professionalism mostly. During her earily days with the team, I feel their was a major shift in her personality of womanizing and being kinda a sly asshole turned into a mysterious but also deeply lonely figure. And when you're deeply lonely, you start to think.

And thinking isn't good to her.

During the early days, I feel she tried to push down any feelings of happiness from femininity. Shaving her head after having a mental breakdown from her worldview of herself with a thought saying she looked cute. She put on a hyper masculine personal afterward with her wearing suits everywhere, drinking and partying like the good old days, and having #alphamale energy.

But shit hit the fan fast, and only a few months of hyper masculinity, she reachs a breaking point. She has a few weeks of just emptyness, feeling she missing something and has the first realization of "O shit do I like even being a man at all?????". She took many of "Girl quiz, find how feminine you are" and searched a lot about people transitioning to other genders. She maybe even had a "maybe I'm just a feminine man" moment but I feel she definitely got her first explosion of euphoria from trying out a skirt for the first time.

After the skirt incident, she definitely confirmed that she felt better about herself, with her team definitely noting improvements in her collaboration and skills. She felt happiness in the safety of her home. She loved just trying out new things that she never had access to. A rush of euphoria she also got when she claimed she was buying stuff for herself under the guist of buying it for a girlfriend and using her new chosen name and getting it called a nice name.

But she felt crammed in the cloest and wanted help coming out. I feel brute is def the kind to do a lot of LBGT+ stuff and a lot of charity work. He's a biker. If he isn't gay and autistic then l would be surprised. The best moment of agents coming out was Brute just handing her a hotdog after she gave a very over dramatic speech with him patting her on the back, saying "Nice" and giving a 👌.

Agent was so fucking confused.

Brute did eventually sit her down and discuss it more indept with him offering agent help, but she got it. Agent then went made the announcement the next week after discussing the issue with Announcer. Flanker was a but confused due to stupid kid syndrome, but everyone was accepting and the rest is history.

I feel agents' own gender expression is very different, also with a lot of her own style, not leading into more traditional fem but more into what felt best for her. She is more in the middle of the butch and femme spectrum with her just doing the try and true method of dressing how she likes. I feel that's why I also just connect to her a lot because because of her #genderswag.

I personally headcanon her during battle she doesn't try to fully pass with makeup or clothing, but that's ok. Again, a major connection to not needing to pass or be seen as cis to still be trans connects to me.

she's still agent, and she's still a #girlboss to me.

Also like Flanker gives Agent a 10% off pizza coupon for condolences.

So what was everyone's reaction to agetnt when she first came out?

i have no idea if you're asking me what i felt when i first saw her or if you're asking me how the tc2 mercs reacted when Agent told everyone she was trans but to answer the latter i think they were like "oh, ok" then frantically rewired their brains to make insults for women

[elegantsparklyllama]

Spy x Family x Love is War AU Idea

Basic Premise: Shuchiin Student Council (Chika, Miyuki and Kaguya) will be visiting Eden Academy for a week.

- There are many rumors circling around the school that a commoner student council president will be attending Eden Academy.

"A commoner couldn't possibly enter Eden Academy."

"Not only that, he was an impure! What kind of school selects an impure."

- Meanwhile at Eden Academy, Miyuki had an awful day. Despite the warm welcome the school gives him, he could feel knives piercing his back from the glares of the Eden Academy students and sharper glares from the Imperial Scholars.

-Kaguya is planning to murder those students. When one of the Eden Academy students mock Miyuki, she flat out roasts them.

- Mr Henderson to the student council : "Elegant!".

-Student Council passes by Eden Academy kids at break time. Of course the kids are flocking and Damian wants to get the first look of the student council members almost on parr with the Eden Academy Imperial Scholars.

- Poor Damian blushed hard when he saw Chika. The Shuchiin student council prays for him. Chika loves the attention. Miyuki notices this and feels sorry for Damian.

- Anya was forced to see the spectacle because of Becky. The first thing she thought was that Miyuki and Kaguya looked like her mom and dad while Chika looks like a grown up her. She is wierded out.

- Becky obviously would have a crush on Miyuki and see Kaguya as a rival. Ironically, Kaguya thinks Anya and Becky are adorable.

- Miyuki attempts to be friendly towards Damian but Damian is a tsundere so he was grumpy the entire time.

Those are all my ideas of a crossover that I'm too lazy to write.

[reilliane]

Also, I have a wierd brainrot thing that I've been wanting to tell because you've been nothing but kind, you're writing is brilliant, and I have no one else to share it with. I hope you don't mind! (If yes, feel free to skip this)

For the past years I've been obsessed with the concept of reader having the ability to shapeshift, specifically into a bird (It's from my desire to experience how it would feel to fly, I'll admit). My personal choice is a falcon because they're my favourite, but any bird of prey will do.

Tyranny has me thinking of a royal!au prompt I have thought of at some point, but never really explored:

Reader is a shut in princess who doesn't like going outside the castle and interacting with other people, so she hires another person to do her bidding as a representative. Within castle walls, she's human, but once outside, she'll turn to an avian.

Imagine her just perching on the representative's shoulder whenever they have business outside the castle. there are perks to this method, such as being able to "overhear" gossip and spy on neighbouring kingdoms without alerting them.

I also wanted to make her skillful in combat, so when she travels with her representative, she's not only his supervisor, but also his best bodyguard. Imagining the combat potential of her abilities makes me giddy. I'm a sucker for fighting scenes, like, diving from several feet in the air to deliver a bigger amount of force in her kick? Or quickly shapeshifting between forms to dodge attacks?

It's all fun and games until someone accidentally discovers reader's secret...

The boys' roles in all this hasn't been decided, but I wanted the representative to be Aether specifically because he'll be the first person next to (name)'s own family that she feels she can trust and maybe because I'm the biggest simp for him but that's besides the point

Anywho, sorry if this was a bother. Thanks for reading this far, and sorry if some parts don't make sense—I made this on a whim at 3 am in the morning :')

- primo anon

I am so going to heavily not say something on behalf of the unreleased parts of Tyranny FSEAHFUAHWEIAG

But digressing, that's a lovely read! I'm not too keen on shapeshifting but matching it with a royal person sounds fascinating! And a princess who fights! Mm, and is seen to be aloof but is secretly this adept in combat.

Interesting, interesting! (❁´▽`❁)

The only shapeshifting draft I have is with that Xiao piece I was supposed to write but then the 500 event came, where MC is his lil' sibling and's a wee lil bird on his shucking shoulder UHFAEWUIFHWEAUF

[goldstarsforall]

The difference between Phil and Fundy is hella wierd. Canonically Philza has seen empires and countries fall so he's not going to care that much about Fundy. Either in an 'if I get attached and you die that's heart wrenching' or the 'ew fuck no' situation. He was willing to help Fundy until Fundy 'betrayed' him and because of that, Phil is barely willing to tolerate him. I mean I'm his stream Ohil was mucking about and treating it like all one joke when Fundy was trying very hard to redeem himself.

Fundy on the other needs Phil's attention. And is willing to do a lot to get it. He doesn't understand how is choices affect long term and works very in the moment without telling anyone his reasoning (spy for Manburg) and whilst he's loyal he picks power over family. Now no one has 'power' anymore he's trying to patch relations with the one person that he still has a chance with and it's just not working. So he's very sad and upset and angsty because he's slowly realising that Phil doesn't need him. But he needs Phil.

[fantasyfangirling4ever]

My Sarah J Maas and ACOSF thoughts:

Okay this stuff has been swirling round in my head so I’m going to post this and be done with it.

-I’m not a Maas anti but I also don’t ‘stan’ anyone- Maas’s books have been my obsession since I was TWELVE and the fandom was like three pieces of fan art in google images of Celeana and Chaol. But at the same time as I’ve grown up I have been let down by her books in some way.

-first of all she is an extremely talented author: her writing, plotting and character building is phenomenal and never fails.

-She seems like a lovely woman with a lovely family and she also seems to be under a lot of stress from all her book deadlines and I hope that either the pressure from fans like us or the pressure from her publishing company relaxes and she feels less stress because after everything she’s achieved she shouldn’t be living under that much pressure.

-However: I don’t like the way she treats relationships between men and women or how she discusses sex in her books, especially with regards to women, or how she deals with mental health and especially where romance and mental health cross. I think the stories she creates can be heteronormative and sexist.

- her books always end with the girl marrying the guy and being ready to settle down and have kids (usually after loosing some or a lot of her powers). The end of her series feel like a swarm of heterosexuals all throwing on wedding rings and getting ready to push out babies. But this is what she likes writing and the fact that I don’t like reading it particularly didn’t make it ‘problematic’ or make her deserving of any hate.

- The men are always literally hundreds of years older which is just wierd to me and I don’t enjoy reading. And it keeps being repeated and the age gap just keeps getting bigger -from 300 with Rowaelin to 500 with Feysand and now 800 with Hunt and Bryce (if I’m not wrong).

- I think these problems really come out in the ACOTAR series more than ToG since ACOTAR seems more like romance novels set in a fantasy world whilst ToG was very high fantasy inspired and driven. I think a lot of her fans come for a strong fantasy book with a good side of romance and so the ACOTAR stories can grate a bit with some.

Some of the things that stick out to me are:

- Mor is supposed to be this goddess of war whereas Azriel’s main job is spying etc and yet during the war in ACOWAR Mor babysat feyre by the sidelines. reading about two women standing on a hill clutching their pearls and watching the big men fight made me really uncomfortable. Now before you type ‘but feyre wasn’t skilled enough yet or ......’ remember that Maas wrote this entire series- she could have changed it so that the women had more power, skill and ability or so that this weird sequence of battle scene spectation just wasn’t a thing.

- I knew that Nesta was going to help Feyre give birth (I thought using her powers not giving them up) however it was a beautiful moment and made sense character wise and structurally. But you can’t get mad at readers for being upset that they are reading this supposedly kick ass fantasy book where the ending is the main woman giving up all her phenomenal powers and changing her body to be able to have a guy’s babies- it is something that will be hard to read for a lot of readers who were hoping for a more female empowering story or people like me who just don’t like that plot line. I think in twenty years people will read ACOSF and definetly cringe at how women are presented and their stories are told. But the same can be said of Tolkien and I still enjoy his books.

- I got very upset during ACOSF when I was reading the bits about Nesta and Amren. I thought that Nesta had tried to sleep with Varian or slept with Tamlin when I first read about their fight but she just didn’t want to practise magic?? Amren called Nesta a ‘pathetic waste of life’ and their argument ended with Nesta on her KNEES APOLOGIZING . And I definetly thought Cassian saying he was ‘shackled’ to Nesta was going to be a bigger deal than it was- instead she felt guilty for using their deal to ask for space??? It felt like reading a story of a woman who in order to be loved has to learn to take being maltreated passively and become submissive in order to be accepted and it made me uncomfortable.

- in ToG I know a lot of people, myself included, didn’t like the way Aedion talked about Lysandra in his POV talking about his ‘last hunt’ etc and in Cresent City I got really annoyed when in response to Hunt discovering Bryce had once come close to committing suicide Fury said basically ‘she was a zombie and you saved her and woke her up’ I didn’t like romance being presented as the solution to depression and trauma and I think it is a common theme in Maas’s books.

- I don’t hate Maas for these things- in her books she explores intimately very senstive and complicated issues about mental health, self worth and relationships and since we’re two different people of course I’m not going to like how all these topics are dealt with etc. This is the problem with such emotional and complex media- the fact that I didn’t like it doesn’t mean it was trash or that I’m right - it just is what it is and no amount of typing on tumblr is going to change it. But I just wanted fans who were also uncomfortable with aspects of her story telling to feel less alone and since there’s all this cat fighting in the fandom (which I am not exempt from) I just wanted to say that you can enjoy content whilst still acknowledging it’s faults and flaws and where it portrays things in an unhealthy light. It’s okay to have problems with the series and it’s okay to not- it doesn’t have to be a fight it can just be a frank discussion.

- I also just wanted to say that I am obsessed with the Valkyries, the relationship between those three women was beautiful and powerful and exactly what I like to see in books marketed for women- solidarity and friendship and kicking ass at the forefront. I loved Nesta’s powers and her ability to Make those weapons and I love how she’s becoming a complete unstoppable warrior.

[adowbaldwin]

Baldwins secret - part 30

"Oh my God" Diana marvelled, reaching out to touch the painting. She lightly trailed her finger over it "its beautiful"

"Calling yourself beautiful is abit egotistical Diana" Baldwin narrowly missed the punch to his gut "joke, it was a joke"

"Demetria did this? She was only small when i left" she thought alot about those from Rome she missed and seeing this painting now made her feel guilty for leaving "I miss Rome, do you?"

Baldwin contemplated but it was an easy answer "No"

She turned to him, just as confused as Jack "no?"

"I dont miss the stench of a bath house, the hypocrisy of the Senate, Anthonys unpaid debts - none of Rome. I miss my family, but not the time" he cleared his throat "you want this sent to France or the States?"

"To Jacks studio, in New York. It can be the first bit to go up" she gripped his hand "only if you want it?"

"Sure there is nothing id love more then to stare at a six foot pop art painting of just your face" he retorted sarcastically

Baldwin chuckled "maybe you should have one of Matthew too, a complete pair"

Unfortunately for them both, or rightly deserved for the attitude, they did not escape Dianas double back hand to both of their stomachs.

"Watch your lip, next time it will be harder" she jokingly warned

"Diana you barely broke through my suit" Baldwin lied, God she could fucking punch "dont you think the house is rather quiet?" He noticed the shared glances "what?" He askes suspiciously. He had suspected something was wrong when Jack insisted on showing her the painting early, or when Matthew had insisted on 'brotherly bonding' and when Diana had forced him to help change make the twins lunch.

They had been keeping him busy all day, and now he was concerned "tell me whats going on, now" The last time he was in the dark Diana and Matthew took a trip to 1590.

"BALDWWIINN" Penelope burst through the door charging for Baldwin "UP UP"

He span on his heels completely confused until he saw her making moves toward him like a stampead. He lifted her off the ground, lightly flinging her in the air "the little terror" he kissed her on the cheek "what are you doing here?" The question was more for her mother who was in the doorway, surrounded by his skulking daughters

"Boudicca came to Nanna Ro's house and baked cookies" she squealed "And then i played eye spy for two whole hours in the car with Fabiana and Keiko" she rambled on "And Flo said i can call her sissy but not yet"

He gave them all that spine chilling look and like rats they scurried away. "So you met my daughters?"

"Ah huh and mummy said we can go the Swan Lake now can we can we?" He could hear her little heart thudding

"You missy have had too much sugar" he booped her nose "you know you need to be careful, youll loose all those pretty teeth"

She pouted "i woooont it was only two cookies"

"Only two?" He gave her a knowing look

"Plus seven BUT I PROMISE i saved some for Diana" she gave him a toothy smile, pulling her gums open with her fingers "amd i brush teef"

"Tell you what, why dont you go with Jack to find Augusta" he placed her on the floor "go on, ill come find you in a moment alright?"

She laced her tiny little fingers through Jacks and happily followed him "HI DIANA BYE DIANA" she yelled back as she left, sneaking another cookie out of her pocket

"So, who flirted with who first?" Diana broke the awkward silence, folding her arms over her chest "and why did you two idiots think it was okay to hide it from me?"

"He did"

"She did" they said at the same time

They both scoffed, arms crossed and ready for an unnecessary argument

"ME?" Sienna wailed "YOU stuck it on ME at Sarahs Christmas party!"

"ONLY because YOU were desperate for it i mean come on Sienna you stuffed your fuckin underwear in my pocket"

"AFTER YOU FINGERED ME IN THE BATHROOM" She yelled. She would not be blamed for this. She didnt loose.

"OH MY GOD STOP" Diana bellowed "BOTH OF YOU" she came to stand between them "okay first of all gross, second of all im not angry that you are doing whatever it is you two are doing. Im mad because you hid it from me"

"So if we had told you, you wouldnt of kicked me out of your class? We would still be friends?" Sienna dropped her arms, fidling with the hem of her dress

"It would have been wierd sure, but i want you both to be happy. Despite Baldwin being a giant asshat 98% of his life, he deserves it. So do you" Diana pulled her in for a hug "love you bestie"

"Love you too Di" she pulled free focousing her attention back on Baldwin "we still need to talk though, and not with your entire family and my daughter eavesdropping"

"I am not partaking, i dropped an earring. Ysabeau is helping me find it" Sarah called through the closed door "oh there it is!"

Baldwin groaned "this house is too big for it to be this crowded" he glared at Diana "shouldnt you all be making arrangements for the Christening at Sept Tours"

Ysabeaus ears shot up, a wicked plan already convoluted.