#why wont my house sell

[just-your-average-tangerine]

The trickle-down effects of trumps election/inauguration/policies happen fast.

My insurance denied my hrt. I live in one of those "safe states." The ones that legally require insurance companies to cover trans healthcare. But they denied it anyway. Because who's going to stop them?

[hungee-boy]

eldest kids growing up poor like if i become famous i can bring my family out of poverty because this is a goal that is not only healthy to have but also feasible and can not fail

[bussinpoots]

Getting asked at the Gym by my trainer: "So what was your reason for deciding to work out like this?"

What I said: "Just want to finally get on top of my health." What I meant, "I feel dumb for this being my mini fitness dream, but I always wanted to be one day asked to in one of those mr beast hide and seek videos. i dont even want the money (i do need it but this is a silly dream im talking about) I just want to be the guy who is absolutely batshit insane but seemed normal when first on camera but is like. hiding gymnastic king god. My proudest accomplishment is that I've never been found in a hide and seek game. It's lame as hell. I want it so bad. Do I think this would ever happen? fuck no. But I pretend in my mind it will and it gets me up to work out bc what if mr beast turned up at my door like "Hi niche faceless guy who used to stream 10 years ago but didn't keep up with it. be in my video." then he flies me to America to be in a video.

My second dream for when the first one doesn't get me out of bed is "the circus will never hire you if you wont even get out of bed"

either way im still clown

[kawoala]

DRIVEN BY ADRENALINE suna rintarou. chapter 003 ; mcdonalds.

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২ 𓂅 ࣪ ೨ ; 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓 (757)

২ 𓂅 ࣪ ೨ ; 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 (filler chapter, short but sweet, only child! reader, a little angsty in regards to reader beung an only child, just backstory on reader + runa family, profanity, mcdonalds)

a/n: i dont do authors notes, and i probs wont do this again, but i wanted to wish all those who celebrate a very merry christmas !! i hope you eat yummy food and have a great time with your family !

When you get a text from Runa asking to join her for lunch, of course you say yes. It’s your fourth day here and you still haven’t made a peep to any of your classmates. Runa’s kind of the only person you know at university.

You meet her in front of your dorm building and the ride to Mcdonald’s isn’t too long. Apparently, they built this Mcdonald’s last year purely because it’s around a bunch of broke college kids.

Runa orders first and you order the same thing. Who knew you two were so similar? You sit down and, for the first few minutes, you’re both quiet.

Runa breaks the silence first by asking about your family.

“Oh, I’m an only child,” you say with a shrug. “My parents are also both only children, so I don’t really have a big family or anything. I only have a few cousins who are much, much older than me. Courtesy of my great aunts and uncles.” You shrug again and pop a fry in your mouth. “Um, my mom is a pediatrician, so she was never really home, and my dad works for the local newspaper.”

She nods along as you speak, watching you intently. Once you finish, she hums. “That’s too bad. Growing up without a lot of family, I mean.” She frowns slightly. “Your dad is a newspaper guy, though, is that why you want to teach English when you get older?”

“Um,” You think for a moment. “Maybe? I don’t know. I’ve just always been good at English.” You pause, then shake your head. “What about you? What’s your family like?”

Her eyes widen and she suddenly smiles widely. “Oh, I have a huge family. I have three brothers and one sister. I’m the oldest, which,” she rolls her eyes, “sucks, by the way. My mom passed away when I was little, but my dad works for a car company. Not selling them, building them. He’s, like, a genius. That’s why I got into cars. I’m assuming Rin told you about Atsumu’s dad’s car?” When you nod, she nods as well. “Yeah, they were always working on that stupid car. It was, like, twenty years old, but it was cool as fuck.”

You nod, taking a bite of your burger. “That sounds awesome. When I was younger I used to be super jealous of other kids with siblings. My house was always quiet, so I used to turn all the TV’s on and pretend that there were people in the house.” You laugh at the memory, but when you look at Runa, she’s frowning once again. “It’s okay, though,” you try to backtrack. “I liked my privacy, too. I never had to share a room, there was always hot water to shower with, never had to deal with siblings chasing after me with a knife or something.” You snicker and shrug again.

She stays quiet for a long moment. The two of you sit in silence again, just eating your food.

Eventually, you clear your throat. “So, um, what do you do for fun? You mentioned being a manager for your high school’s volleyball team, but what do you like to do now?” You raise your brows inquisitively. “Oh, what are you majoring in?”

“Communications,” she answers quickly. The sudden smile on her face almost makes you giggle. She sure does change emotions rather quickly. “I want to do something to do with public relations, maybe? I don’t know. When I was a manager I felt like I was doing something that fit, you know? So I’m thinking of becoming a PR manager for a sports team or something. Volleyball or maybe soccer.” She shrugs.

“That makes sense.” You nod. “I think you’d be good at marketing, too. You’re very…” you trail off, thinking. “Persuasive.”

She laughs and shakes her head. “I just talk a lot.”

You laugh, too, and look back down at your food. It’s nearly gone, but you don’t think you can finish it. “Do you want the rest of my fries?” You ask.

“Um, yeah, obviously.”

As you laugh once more and hand her the french fries, you can’t help but think that Runa is going to be a good friend. She’s funny and nice and she included you in something dear to her the first day you met her.

You go to sleep that night with a smile on your face for the first time in a while. Similarly, for the first time, you’re excited to wake up with Runa tomorrow.

২ 𓂅 ࣪ ೨ ; 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

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@vertejay , @tiramizuloz , @gumims , @mybelovedvi , @chaotic-neutral-ig

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[snifekinner]

based on my favourite insulting horoscopes meme, i give u:

insulting you based on your favourite hetalia character

france: every surface in your house is sticky and i wouldnt sit on any of them. i would ask you to clean between your toes for once, but u wont see this post because that would require taking your hands out of your pants.

england: you are very self conflicted; you feel the need to assume an ironic stance at all times which you think makes you look intelligent but actually just makes you look a prick. everyone is sick of your condescending attitude. grow up.

germany: if you want something done, you'll do it, even if it involves walking directly through a brick wall like the kool aid man. your nerve and commitment is second only to your chronic denial of danger. you are an idiot and you're gonna die young.

italy: you are a sweet, simple soul who just wants to draw people kissing. your friends keep you around as a kind of charity case - you're the friend version of a rescue dog, and you also sometimes start whining for no reason.

japan: no one in your life knows the real you and thats why youre gonna die alone and be eaten by your cats. your loved ones will make millions selling off your manga collection. you have never touched a real boob.

usa: you have the same sense of humour and obsession with drawing penises as a 12yr old boy. anyone who even glances at your social media can tell what your kinks are, you pervert.

china: you definitely have back problems, and you sigh every day before logging into social media yet you continue to do it. you eat food directly out of the fridge or pot because plates take too much time.

russia: idk what your problem is but i bet its hard to pronounce. you're either medicated or you should be. you do tell really good stories but you cannot tell when someone isnt interested in them.

canada: you seethe more than julia stiles in 10 things i hate about you, yet you find it impossible to say no to people. you are passive aggressive and basically a coward. no one respects you.

[rain-day-today]

A few more baby fairytail headcanons because their the found family that haunts me in my dreams🫶🏽 these are a little more natsu and gray centric cause those are my favs

Gray and Natsu did not have a place to live until they were in the guild for like a year . There were too many parentless orphans running around and not enough people to keep track of them, so It was couch surfing hot potato like nobody’s business.

Natsu’s stuff was scattered to the high heavens. You would find his sandals in Laxus’s room, bag in the Strauss Siblings place,any clothes were scattered between Erza, Cana and Levy. Really its a miracle he had clothes at all considering the fact he also refused to wear a shirt his first month( “you don’t needs shirts in the forest snd their itchhhyyy” ) . Gray was a bit better and just had a card board box that he took to people’s house when he decided (without the person’s permission) to crash there for the next week. Ironically,The two would always end up trying to crash with the same person on the same night. Natsu would be climbing into the room through the window right when Gray was breaking in by picking the lock.

Speaking of which, Everyone but erza can pick locks. Lissana is the fastest followed by Cana and then Natsu. Mira just broke the door down.

Whenever they were smaller and Erza went on a job with Levy they had an unspoken understanding to only speak like they were from medieval times. There were alot of questions afterward and more lost in translation.

Little Cana would cut and dye everyone’s hair. She Once dyed natsu’s hair black, mistaking the hair dye as extra shampoo-y shampoo

That was the worst week of Natsu and Grays life. Whenever they were out in public together they got mistaken for brothers.

”WHAT DO YOU MEAN BROTHERS?! HES A BROODING EMO STRIPPER! WE DON’T LOOK ANYTHING CLOSE TO RELATED. ”

*cana and laxus dying of laughter*

*maco and wakaba choking*

“BROTHERS?! BROTHERS?!?? ARE YOU BLIND HIS FACE IS FREAKY! FREAKY ! AND LOOKS COMPLETELY STUPID, HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT ME AND THAT THING SHARED ANYTHING?!?!”

natsu and gray couldn’t look at each other that entire week.

EmoTeen!Gray discovered the girls taste in books after being locked in the library closet during “book club”

Natsu knows exactly what Erza and Levy read. super hearing y’know? He wont admit to it but he knows not to be in the guild whenever those high pitched giggle start.

Laxus gets severely motion sick. He used to deal with it by using those stupid looking motion sickness glasses every time he got on a train. Now he just sells his soul to the devil (mira) for a bottle of magic elixir ( straight vodka) that lets him pass tf out.

Erza lost an Erza look alike contest once

Mira lost a Mira look alike contest

Lissana won both of them back to back

Natsu has a collection of hand me downs that he refuses to wear or get rid of. Most of them are Erzas old armors or things gray stripped and forgot about, but he has a little of everyone. His favorite one is Laxus’s old big coat.

Elfman does a little quote of the day thing in the guildhall

Elfman once got all the fairytail kids including s-class Laxus, Erza, and Mira to Jump Guildarts. No one knows the outcome because at some point all the smaller kids got knocked out with only Erza,Mira and Laxus left awake and they wont tell who won.

When they were younger there was a cute skate park the girls would visit often, thats why they can do all the cool skate board tricks.

Levy bought a motorcycle after getting the money from her first “big” job

Natsu once put a tin full of mentos in multiple buckets of coke in the guild hall infirmary

One time gramps was feeling really down and kids did a little play to cheer him up. They did sleeping beauty with Levy as Sleeping Beauty, Cana as the prince, Mira was maleficent, and Laxus as the prince’s horse. Gray, Natsu, and Elfman were obviously the fairies. Erza wasn’t in the guild at the moment much to her dismay. The play genuinely went incredibly well except instead of waking the princess up with a kiss, Cana head butted Levy so hard it caused Levy to pass out.

Little Valentines Day scenario

(No i do not care that its may)

The first year they were all together, Natsu and Gray got in trouble with Erza the day before valentine’s day. Them hearing everyone gush about wanting someone to give them something, decided that the best way to apologize (save themselves) would be to give her a bunch of valentines day candy and presents. They gave them to her at the guild with cute cards and she was so so happy she started to tear up. This marks Erza as the first person among them all to get a Valentine present.

The others were silently seething, which turned into alot of teasing “ Aww looks like Grays got a crushhh,” “ Look at natsu being all gentlemen like , Erza must be a special special girl,” Erza promptly beat them all up for it, and Gray and Natsu were successfully in their mission to save themselves!

They did feel kinda bad afterwards seeing the others look longingly at Erza quite large pile. Natsu sneakily went out and bought some more chocolates to hand cheer everyone up, gray joined in because “No way am I letting flame brain be liked more then me!” They obviously fought, which melted the chocolates. No fear however! Natsu tempered the chocolates to perfection and gray used his magic to make fun molds.

The next day they handed them out and now its a tradition. On Valentine’s day you get candy from the boy of your dreams, the next day Natsu and Gray give you a creepily detailed mini you made out of chocolate.

[erosjournal]

੭* ‧₊° ~ some song lyrics that remind me of valgrace;

"you with the dark curls, you with the watercolor eyes," - dear arkansas daughter

"when they closed their eyes and prayed you would change, and they cut your hair and sent you away, you stopped by my house the night you escaped, with tears in my eyes, i begged you to stay, you said 'hey, man, i love you, but no fucking way," - twin size mattress

"luck of the draw only draws the unlucky, so i became the butt of the joke. i wounded the good and i trusted the wicked. clearing the air, i breathed in the smoke. maybe you ran with the wolves and refused to settle down. maybe i've stormed out of every single room in this town, threw out our cloaks and our daggers because it's morning now, it's brighter now, now," - daylight

“oh, wont you kiss me on the mouth, and love me like a sailor? and when you get a taste, can you tell me whats my flavor? i dont believe in god, but i believe that your my savior. my mom says that shes worried. but im covered in this favor. and when were getting dirty, i forget all that is wrong. i sleep so i can see you ‘cause id hate to wait so long, i sleep so i can see you ‘cause id hate to wait so long.” - sailor song

“please, i’ve been on my knees, change the prophecy, dont want money just someone who wants my company, let it once be me, who do i have to speak to about if they can redo, the prophecy?” - the prophecy

“it was summer when i saw your face, looked like a teenage runaway. oh god, i never thought we’d take it that far, some killer queen you are. now im running and i cant stop anywhere i go i think about it every day and night, i cant let go. man, im never the same. we were shotgun lovers, im a shotgun running away.” - rollercoaster

“you know i talk too much. honey, come put your lips on mine, and shut me up. we could blame it all on human nature. stay cool, its just a kiss, so why you gotta be so talkative? i talk too much, we talk too much.” - talk too much

“meteor shower, quick take cover. but the hues in our hair compliment one another. id sell my bones for sapphire stones, ‘cause blues your favorite color.” - meteor shower

“ive been runnin' through the jungle? ive been runnin' with the wolves to get to you, to get to you.” - wolves

“oh, all i really wanted was that look in your eyes, like you already know that im the love of your life, like you already know youre never saying goodbye, but im not yours. im not yours, im not yours. i want more.” - yours

[justabirdy]

Okay, I have a Serious Request

Please consider following my Youtube and Ko-Fi. Both are free to do and will help me tremendously. Currently, I have just over 50 subscribers, but If I can reach 500 subscribers on Youtube maybe I can start monetizing a tiny bit there. My Ko-Fi is where I sell my art and stickers, following it would at least help keep the page active and may help influence some sales. Ultimately, please help me expand my reach.

Why it's more important now than ever

Earlier this week my hours were cut permenantly at work. There is a very serious threat that I will lose my job in the coming weeks or months. The powers that be have decided they need to save money and my position is realistically the one least important to daily operations.

Currently, I make just enough to keep afloat. My housing is employee housing and my student loan payments are lower because I work for the public. If I lose this job, I also lose both of those benefits and will be forced to move away. I'm already unsure how I'm going to cover bills as it is, but as a queer, trans person who is old enough they can no longer do heavy field work, I'm very nervous for my future. If all of my followers here subscribed to my youtube, I could be monetized in no time. It wouldn't be a lot, I wont lie, but income is income and it would help.

I know I cant offer much in return, but I can try to keep my livestream going as much as possible and keep making prints of my nature journals and even my photography if the interest is there. And I would be deeply grateful to anyone who would help me make ends meet while I figure life out.

Thanks for reading, please have this red-bellied woodpecker enjoying an orange for all your efforts,

[ninistime]

💭 . . . " CHICAGO TYPEWRITER " . . ⌚

⌚ pairing ; hwang hyunjin x male reader

⌚ genre ; smut , angst (?)

⌚ cw ; cock stepping , gun-on-penis (NO GORE) , cursing , no aftercare , hyunjin couldn't give a shit abt reader emotionally , filming , dubious consent , thoughts of being cut up (not actually) , temperature play???

⌚ a/n ; can yall guess where i got the title from GIGGLES , also this has been on my mind the whole day , i HAD to write this out..

it was a cold , desolate place. you don't know how you got here , or who or what brought you here , but it was silent , and lonely. you writhed around , trying to set yourself free from the roped that tied you down to this wooden chair.

after a few minutes of writhing around , you sat still out of breath. you thought about giving up and letting whoever brought you here take your life , afterall , you kinda deserved it. you snuck into a rich man's house and thought you could get away with it. (🫵🤭)

a door opened. you could hear the sounds of footsteps , but it was more like clacking , like the sound of expensive shoes that belonged to an old fashioned gentleman. you made sounds through the cloth that was lodged into your mouth and started to thrash again.

the clacking stooped right in front of you , you kept moving around , hoping he'd have sympathy for you , hoping that he wouldn't kill you.

all of a sudden , you feel something pressing down on your crotch , and it was pressing down hard. you groaned through the cloth in your mouth , soon recognizing it as a shoe. you also began to hear sounds of rustling.

"let's see here ," the voice of a male said , "(m/n) (l/n) , interesting name.. you're (age) years old , and you live in (town)." you shivered at the thought of this man knowing all your private information , maybe you shouldn't have broken into this house.

"so , mr (l/n) , why my house ? because it's large in size ? i don't know how rich you think i am but this house was just inherited , i don't have that kind of money , and if i did , i wouldn't spend it on something like a mansion." the man said, inserting the ID into his back pocket.

"oh dear , it's kind of awkward talking to myself.." he said , his hands touched your face and you felt the cloth being removed from your mouth. you immediately began shouting , "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?" "LET ME GO!" "I WONT DO IT AGAIN , PLEASE!" the man scoffed at your incessant pleas.

"oh , shut up. your screaming is unpleasant." he said, plugging your mouth back up. the man took his foot off your crotch you could hear him walking away , going back up the stairs. you panicked yet again , thinking he was going to leave you here to rot for your wrongdoings. you also thought it'd be useless to thrash around and accepted your punishment.

after a few minutes you could hear the man's footsteps again and the sound of metal clashing , and it made you think , 'shit.. this psycho's gonna cut me up and sell my organs' well think again , the man set down the box and began to put together something. after a few minuted you heard a flash , "oh sorry (m/n) , just testing my baby out." he was going to record you being cut up..

you got scared each passing moment that the man didn't talk or when you heard the sound of metal clashing. you were close to crying , and maybe even pissing yourself.

a minute passed before you heard the man's footsteps again , and they again stopped in front of you. you began to cry , pleading for your life , but all the man did was unzip your pants , freeing your cock from the confinements of your pants. you felt the cold breeze of the empty room on your cock and it gave you goosebumps.

"your tip , it's a pretty color (m/n).. it suits you." the man teased. though you and him were the only people who were in the room , you still felt embarrassed. he glided a finger over your tip , tracing it in circles. you whimpered and your cock let loose a small amount of precum which he smeared all over the tip of your dick.

"you know , (m/n) , i have a little present for you , will you give me a minute to collect it?" the man asked , you didn't respond , but hyunjin went to collect it anyways , what kind of authority do you have in his house? your dick got cold and you were closer to an orgasm each time a breeze passed over your dick and you continued to moan from the cold feeling.

you heard the man's footsteps again after a while , he was coming down the stairs and stopped in front of you yet again. "oh , you didn't cum yet? should i help you with that?" the man asked. you started to give a slow and hesitant nod.

you heard a gun reload and you nearly pissed yourself. the man took the gun and placed it on the shaft of your cock , tracing upwards and downwards with it. you were scared but turned on , the cold feeling of the gun took you closer to your orgasm. the man put his foot on your crotch , taking the gun off.

"do you like it? i won this at an auction, it's a 1918 thompson machine gun , or it's also known as the chicago typewriter." the man said "i wont get my baby dirty , so your orgasm will be painful , i do apologize." he said the last part sarcastically , stepping on your dick harder and twisting his foot , you moaned loudly through the cloth in your mouth , a few more twists of his shoe to your orgasm..

he kept twisting his shoe on your cock , and you could feel the rush of your orgasm come. as you threw your head back , your cock shot out bundles of sperm , dirtying the man's shoe. "gosh.. i just bought these too , and you got them all dirty.." the man said disappointingly. he took his foot off your crotch and put your dick back in your pants without cleaning you or anything. "you can clean yourself right? I'll let you go in a bit.." he said , patting your dick.

you were fucked out , still feeling the high of your orgasm and your head was tilted back. but all of a sudden your felt a piercing pain in your neck , and passed out.

when you woke up , you were laying on the concrete sidewalk , you got up and felt something in your hand. it was your wallet. you looked up to the house you previously broke into and sighed , rubbing your forehead and walking away , there wasn't much you could do about this , it felt good though. you should probably get home and take a shower.

a/n ; tbh i don't like it , I could've written it out way better zhshssjjns

[gattmammon]

Weird little tidbit of advice maybe but here are some tips for talking to people if you are like incredibly shy. Of course im not talking iron forged friendships but being normally social in the workplace, with roommates etc. List of things that work to start a conversation:

- give people compliments (you have to mean it of course. I never give a compliment I don't mean).

- ask people to explain you stuff.

- things that you are both experiencing (that's why talking about the weather is such a staple).

Avoid:

- asking about things you've noticed but the other person hasn't brought up themselves (example: if the person has lost/gained a lot of weight)

- asking about personal stuff (partners, children - again, unless the person brings up it up themselves)

- religion and politics (it can be genuinely dangerous to like, naively mention you're a leftist just because the person you're talking to "seems" fine - you never know who is a kissup who's ready to sell you to the boss)

- sex and sexuality (same as above - be careful whom you come out to and NEVER out a third person/try to get somebody else to come out to you. Never. Ever ever. especially if it's just a suspicion. I know this is obvious to most but i can't count the amount of times I had to tell a coworker to stop speculating on other people's sexuality in front of others).

Don't worry about keeping the conversation going eternally, especially if the other person drops it after a couple lines. Don't worry about being liked/disliked either. Dont worry too much about trying to uphold your ideals - walk out of the situation if it makes you too angry/sad, if you can remain calm talk if you feel confident what you say wont have dire consequences. im talking being kicked out of the house, not "now my roommate doesnt like me because i told them to stop using the n-word". The second thing will happen all the time.

Which brings me to: you don't have to be charming, you can be the weirdo coworker, the important bit is that you learn that talking to other people isn't an impossible task, so when you actually need to communicate you don't find yourself terrified and unable to speak and have a general idea of who would be willing to listen. Learn to live with the knowledge that people WILL dislike you and thats ok.

[sunnyfoxsstuff]

Hey guy's! >:D New chapter today cuz i decided its Time that i right lol

Chapter 7:(idk tbh)

Qingxuan had went outside to take some fresh air After lastnight, walking more away into the forest

He xuan on his side was making breakfast being a bit distant thinking he caused this nightmare to him he may be dead and a Ghost now but it wont erase what he went through because he xuan's and shi wudu's action's

After some hour's around in the afternoon he xuan decided to talk to him but not about what happened but about more Ghost stuff

SQX:"what? You're gonna teach me? Teach me what?" Tilting his head confused After all he's a grown man

HX:"yes, i dont know if you noticed but pretty much any ghost's have something..'special' like their animal features or well for me controlling water ghost's usually find out what their 'special' thing is soon after having their body's materialised but since you're kind of, a peacefull Ghost." Crossing his arm's shutting his eye's "we'll have to find it by trying anything out After all a Ghost life isnt all happy one day you'll probably get attacked and i cant Always bé there," he stopped looking at sqx

SQX:"why would you want to always be there for me he xiong? Im sure i can learn it easy it'll be a piece of cake!" Lifting his fist's to his chest enthusiast and sure of himself

He xuan looked away to think, qingxuan creeped closer poking his cheek like old time's

SQX:"what are yooouu thinking?"

He xuan just turned his head looking at him "nothing, stop poking me its not Time for this." He sighed while sqx chuckled with a bright smile

HX:"what's so funny?"

SQX:"your face is funny, and squishy"

This Time he xuan grabbed his hand so he stops poking him continuing with "i think we should go shopping again"

Looking confused "sure if you want"

With that he xuan dragged sqx by the hand back to the market where jewel's and clothe's sort of thing's are

SQX:"y'know you Can let go of my hand i wont trip my leg doesnt hurt and its not like i'll run away either, also why are we back here"

Hx ignoring continuing to walk stopping infront a fan selling shop "choose one think of it as like a gift from me"

SQX:"he xiong you're acting weird today are you ok? Do you have a fiever?" Gettin infront of he xuan putting his free hand on his forehead

HX:"i aint sick i just had an idea beside's you're not gonna refuse a fan right? I know how you loved to use that thing everytime you would dance to summon the air"

SQX:"fine but let go of my hand"

After that sqx looked at all of the fan's he loved some but nothing felt like his past fan's he would buy some pretty fan's use them one Time and go back to the fan him and his brother had it was the only one he needed the only one he wanted but that same fan had got teared up by the same person that's right beside's him

SQX:"i dont really want any of them..i liked the old one"

HX:"you still like it even After your own brother who gave you it tried to kill you?"

SQX:"maybe he had a good reason?" Looking at he xuan which he Saw scoff probably by annoyance

Since sqx refused to buy any they had went back home After a walk around for the next day's he xuan would be busy going back to his territory sqx would wonder why he goes away for so long but he didnt dared to ask and just stay silent he still had xie lian's company he also counted hua cheng but it was clear as day that he was around only for his majesty

That night After walkin home sqx saw from a far he xuan's silhouette in the filled full of flower's with the full Moon and their house behind it seemed like he xuan had been waiting him

SQX:"what are you doing here at this hour alone? I mean beside's me i Always see you alone hehe-"

HX:"i just thought you'd be home more early and i got a gift for you" handing a fan with black silver ish detail's

Sqx took the fan openning it seeing that its his old fan a bright smile grew on his face hugging he xuan out of happiness

SQX:"ah sorry no hug's" he said but he xuan hugged back a bit which surprised sqx

HX:"..sorry for last time at the market when i got mad you're just really annoying sometime's"

SQX:"he xiong! That's not a way to apologies!..but its fine i forgive you dont worry about it your really silly sometimes he xiong" laughing

HX:"im not silly, anyway's i made diner alone since you werent there yet Come on"

Yoooo! I loved writing this chapter he'll probably will never have a title i Hope you all will love it just as much as i did!

[joelletwo]

v theee [boring car selling in nc details] theee to junk ur car the company wanted me to go ahead and sign the title and leave the buyer info blank which is having an open title (bc if u drop it on the way to sell ur car anyone can pick it up and fill in their info and own ur car) and is like. STUPID illegal in nc. like people still do it esp in just third party-to-third party sales. and junker services do it so if they can sell the car again they dont have to deal with two transactions of paperwork and fees [<- which is why its illegal so nc can capture those fees]. but like. they shouldnt be able to tell me on their publically available site that they want me to break nc law

and also nc law wants me to get that title notarized which because of open titles being illegal. most notaries wont notarize u if the buyer isnt also there filling in their info.

most notaries are also. either like banks or other m-f 9-5 type businesses. or just some random person in their house. and random person in their house is more likely to break the law for me but i dont want to ask some random person to break the law for me

(the dmv will also notarize and anecdotally from reddit some of them totally will just shrug and let u do it with only you the seller/you the buyer there instead of needing both but thats arbitrary depends on getting someone who doesnt care lol)

AND also. even if im selling to a person not trying to get me to break the law just buying my car regular. and i work m-f 9-5 or we both work hours where theres no way to get us both in the same place and certainly not a bank or a dmv except like, sunday evening, when no banks or dmvs are open.

do we just go fuck ourselves????????? like what do they want. they want me to die?????? i think my government wants me to die and sterilize myself

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Class 1-b as random things me and my friends have said to eachother!

I tried to get everyone multiple times but some characters got more than others </3

There is a lot of cussing, name calling and mentions of virginity but dats about it. Plus a brief mention of drug dealing.

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Manga- BRO! IS THIS THE BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA ULTRA ANYLISIS BOOK THAT LETS YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT THE CHARACTERS, THEIR QUIRKS, AND THEIR RELATIONS WITH OTHER CHARACTERS FROM THE SAME SERIES?! PUBLISHED BY HORIKOSHI, THE AUTHOR OF BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA, HIMSELF?!?!

Bondo- uh yea?

Manga- i knew you were cringe but a virgin? Do better man.

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Sen- WHERE THE FUCK IS CTRL+Z?!?!?

Awase- ctrl z dosent work on tattoos actually..

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Kuroiro - the atoms will align because im hot like that. *runs straight into a wall*

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Kamakiri - the riddle isnt that fucking hard your just dumb as shit.

Kosei - can I give them a hint?

Kamakiri - no, fuck you.

Awase - you had to high expectations for me and tokage when making this riddle.

Kamakiri - I litterally looked up riddles for kids.

Tokage - well im obviously not a kid so that probably why I cant figure it out..

Kosei - can I pleasssseeeeeee give them a hint.

Kamakiri - fine whatever.

Kosei - ASS!!

Kamakiri - you know what? Actually... shut the fuck up!

Kosei - its a good hint!

Kamakiri - no the fuck its not.

Rin - no actually thats a great hint. Want me to demonstrate?

Awase - what is there to demonstrate???

*litterally 3 1/2 hours later*

Tokage - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES ASS HAVE TO DO WITH THE MOON?!?!??!

AWASE - FUCKING MOONING!!!!!

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Kendo - just letting you know, your a great friend. And I really care about you.

Kodai - being nice to me wont change the fact that your ass at mario cart.

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Shiozaki - *running up to kendo full sprint* hey um- quick question, could jesus do a kick flip? SPECIFICALLY with the kids hello kitty skatebord that crack dealer tried to sell us...

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Shishida - I dont like gossip but I thought I should let you know that monoma thinks your a drug dealer...

Kosei - why? Is he a cop?

Shishida - no but-

Kosei - is he buyin?

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Shoda - *crying in a voice message to the class b group chat* I just got into a car wreak and the cop had to pull me out of my carrr *loud as sniff* while fucking doja cat was talking about sucking dick... and it was really embarrassing. Oh! And I broke my leg I guess but whatever.

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Pony - Want my autograph? Too fuckin bad bitch! Im Beyonce type famous now I dont have TIME for your annoying ass.

Kodai - what happened?

Komori - she got 15 likes on a tumblr post.

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Tetsutetsu - MEN CAN LACTATE?!?!?!

Kosei - *loudly starts playing carless whisper in the distance*

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Kamakiri - shut the fuck up I only came over to your house to watch madoka magica and pet your cat now where the fuck is kitty kitty bang bang?!

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Honenuki - hand.

...

Honenuki - HAND!

Kuroiro - TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST?! I aint ready for that kind of commitment man.

Honenuki - if you dont let me finish painting you nails I am going to kill your cat.

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Bondo - *crying while eating pretzels* he really did crank that soulja boy...

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Monoma - statistics show that I am better than you at litterally everything so riddle me this? If I am so fucking awesome why do I cry myself to sleep every night?!

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Reiko - that toddler is so fucking metal..

Like get it bitch. Tell your mom to fuck off for putting you in time out. Girlboss shit.

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Rin - that kid is litterally me.

Kosei - *earth shattering scream and falls off ceiling*

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Shiozaki - so is everyone that does crack jesus or just your mom?

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Shoda - thats a nice fucking rock...

Kodai - please dont fuck the rock...

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Awase - WTF WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEYRE NOT REAL?!

Rin - awase why would sen have a LIVE jellyfish inside of a lava lamp...

Awase - he would if he wasent a beta cuck.

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Pony - if I give you $20 can you draw the dude from highschool musical pregnant? Its for my cousins birthday.

Manga - first of all what the actual fuc-

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Shiozaki - believe it or not. But being a man. Ok? And sucking another mans dick. BEFORE MARRIAGE. Hear me out on this one... Is slightly againt the great lord above.

Kodai - jesus?

Reiko - no, ace ventura: pet detective.

...

Reiko - specifically after he climbed out of the rinos ass, naked.

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Sen - bro what even is this? Its low key ugly as fuck.

Rin - thats litterally me...

Sen - daymn *sticks photo in pants* ANYWAYS-

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Shishida - I get everyone is trying to stay calm but twerking to the fire alarm wont stop the fire!

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Rin - cute dogs!

Kosei - *lifting his foot* thanks I moisturize~

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Pony - i knew something was wrong with you when you laughed at my joke but not in the 'I watched mean girls' type of way.

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Komori - *walking around the house frantically*

Reiko - we would be out the door already if you didnt kiss all of your plants goodbye..

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Awase - I couldn't even hear that because me and kosei were talking about how hot she was.

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*Rin buddled up in like 20 blankets in front of a fire place*

Kosei - hot girl shit. *dives into the pile and face plants right into his balls.*

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Manga - can I eat your knees tall man?

Bondo - no thanks.

Manga - what if I asked in a uwu voice?

Bondo - still no.

Manga - daymn... alpha male type shit.

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Rin - you realize i am a dude right?

Awase - guys can have long hair?

Sen - of course they can have long hair dipshit.

Kosei - who cares if rin used to be a girl?! Hes a guy now and thats all that matters!

Rin - no I was always a guy...

Kosei - its ok man :D ill always be your friend <3

[codexty]

Rook Headcannons: Family, life, etc.

Just cause I find him so funny

Edit: This got long! I wont apologize

You can pry the Bird Beastman Headcannon out of my cold dead hands.

I saw the idea that his siblings were named after chess peices, and I do love that but hear me out: Robin, Raven, Rook, Rosella, Ruff, Wren (hes the odd one)

Middle child energy- Rook may be a bit more extreme than his siblings, especially the older ones, but I feel like the whole family is on the same wavelength

The random mansions around the world with goverment approved portals? They are 100% black market associated. Probably animal trade or sell useful byproducts as potion ingredients. Scavengers, like the birds they are

Not ruling out some highly illegal/Immoral trades. But yeah.

Rook and each of his family may seem unassuming on their own, but when all of them are together? People can't get out of their way fast enough.

Uncanny Valley the whole lot of em. Give everyone goosebumps.

The Addams Family 100%

Probably also why you wouldn't hardly see them all together

Each sibling probably has/had a nanny and probably aren't too close with one another

Definitely "let kids roam" parents, as long as a kid showed up sometime, probably didn't care what they were up to

Rook 100% walked out of the house at 10yo with his bow and said he was off to hunt down a bear and parent Hunts were like "ok have fun! we'll taxidermy it when you get back"

One of the younger ones definitely does taxidermy

Rooks older sister knows every natural poison and even which ones can potentially be poisons when mixed with common household items!

Rook has been stabbed/trapped/poisoned by his siblings before

Hunt Parents are very much like morticia and gomez but worse parents in that they are less involved

Probably Not a lot of physical affection in the house

Dunno why, Rook just seems a bit touch starved

Probably also didn't hear much praise as a kid.

As such; Love language to give is words of affection, to receive is physical touch

Rook prior to Pomefiore smelled like blood. Just slightly mettalic tinge clingling to him constantly

Beastman in Savannaclaw gave him a WIDE berth.

Currently, smells like nothing, he doesn't wear the perfumes or scented products vil reccomends, much to vils dismay

Love the idea that vil gave him strong scented perfumes as a way to "bell the cat". Vil is mad it didn't work and is slowly getting less subtle about it, trying more and more obvious ways. Including changing the laundry detergent in the dorm to a strong scented one.

Rook is aware and finds it funny

Vil may say he tolerates Rook, but I think they were both lonely kids in a big new school and rely on each other.

Vil and Rook will probably be longtime friends if not lifelong friends. Vil heavily values having someone beside him who is unafraid to give him true, valid, critique and Vil has shown how much he values Rooks input. Rook admires Vils tenacity more than anything and will probably never leave him willingly.

They definitely fight though. Rook is a bit too callous when Vil needs a little soft and Vil is a bit too cutting when Rook could use a gentle hand and they get hurt. Will always make up, even if neither of them are good at apologizing

Or maybe one day years from now someone takes it a bit too far (probably rook) and they go a few years without talking

I can't imagine Rook in a profession besides whatever it is his parents do. Black market deals and trade probably. If someone asks he'll just say he is in Business

Rook will be a Parton of the Arts his whole life. sponsoring artists, probably from backgrounds like Neige. Will definitely be a very sketchy backer. No one will know what he does, but hes always throwing money around and who ever he finds, they will probably be the next big thing.

[wooziorgans]

seventeen as stupid shit my best friend and i say

JIHOON: let me e-transfer you or ill call you a slur 🔫 i wont well maybe JOSHUA: ohhh yeah call me a slur 😫😫😫 JIHOON: DO NOT JOSHUA: 😫😫😫😫 hmmhgnjgb JIHOON: enough out of you 🖐️

JIHOON: if you put a flashlight on me right now you would get flash banged cus all the blood in my body went straight to my dick.

JUN: why am i tweaking? MINGHAO: just die.

SOONYOUNG: i dont have autism!! SEOKMIN: well obviously you’re not pregnant enough!

WONWOO: i could never be that hot. MINGYU: pal to pal, you sell yourself short.

WONWOO: i’m about to mingoo everywhere.

JEONGHAN (about seungcheol): he would put you in your place like a 1930s’ house wife. he would beat you into submission.

CHAN: he gives me the inspiration to be better. SEUNGKWAN: his ass is so fat.

CHAN: no rizz, no bitches, no purpose in life.

SOONYOUNG: the hoe life is hard. y’know what else is hard? JIHOON: going to sleep at night.

SEUNGCHEOL: i am not a misogynist! i don’t know how to do… massages.

VERNON: my house, my rules. fuck the gays!

JOSHUA: happy pride month! god is trying to kill us.

CHAN: what would society do without me? SEUNGKWAN: probably a lot better.

a/n: the first one happened over text for reference. this was fun to make !! part 2?? maybe???

[toughtttz]

Weird weird rant thing about money or something like that. Idk I constantly feel like im over consuming so I probably am. I should just be kept in a facility where I can't own anything

The purvhaes I'm absolutely agonizing over for some reason

It was $50 in all and I just got rid of a bunch of stuff too + am in the process of getting rid of more. I don't know why I'm so hoard-y with my money and everything else.

Is it justified that I feel guilty for spending [what feels like) so much money ?? /gen

Maybe I should start selling my clothes online instead of just donating them so i wont feel like im constantly wasting money but I wouldn't be able to get them to a post office + I can't rlly walk to a post office. I *could* but it's a mile and a half from my house and I really don't want get jumped or kidnapped urhhhhhgggg. My brother has been jumped multiple times just walking around in our area + I'm not as strong as he is.

At least if I am over consuming the stuff is still thrifted ?? The only the that actually came from a corporation is the wristbands [which is obvious if your familiar with the brand]