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I know nothing about this guy or this show but people keep putting him in Situations on my dashboard and I think that’s very funky. I love him.
(I will be watching it you don’t need to go into my inbox I know it’s good lol)
#my art#i think he's called#simon petrikov#???#did I spell that right#why is he Russian#adventure time#he's still sad glasses twink to me#eyestrain tw
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hear me out, danny speaking russian (dc x dp hc)
so i was just watching a video about space, right? allegedly, turns out if you (an american) wanna board the international space station you must speak russian fluently since the only way to get there is by a russian shuttle and pilot (nasa apparently ended their own shuttle program way back when??) (don’t quote me on this)
so picture danny learning russian at a relatively young age for the sole hope of going to space and such, and it coming out every once in a while when he’s mumbling or something like that (it’s basically second nature to him)
so danny ends up at gotham for whatever reason (demon twins, reveal gone wrong, idc, they’re all cool) and he wants to start anew, so he pretends to only speak russian?? ig?? it’d make for some funny/interesting BatFam interactions i suppose
i don’t know where i was going with this but i want to read prompts of danny speaking russian
#danny phantom#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#one of the bats walks up to him like#dude you’re not supposed to be at an abandoned warehouse why are you here#and he just says the russian equivalent of no habla ingles#what’s funnier is that they’ve seen him talking in english with literally everyone else#he only speaks in russian with the bats#and it drives them NUTS#and he’s having the time of his life#i think the first time a bat spoke to him he was a bit sleep deprived or something#but he isn’t danny COMMIT TO THE BIT fenton for nothing#dc x dp crossover#dp x dc crossover#story prompt#dp x dc prompt#dc x dp prompt#bat family#batman#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#damian wayne#cassandra cain#duke thomas
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He has brought shame upon his pedigree. He tried to eat my cake slice right off the table this morning.
#marte#borzoi#russian wolfhound#sighthound#dogblr#snootblr#my dad had a birthday party yesterday that's why cake#Marte woke up this morning and chose crime#he's gunning for scallops felon title today
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#fanart#ultrakill#gabriel#please tell me I didn’t dream that he does that#if so why there is no millions fanart of it it’s so silly#nvm I rewatched boss fight he does that for sure#that I mean uhh it’s called air kiss in russian idk if it’s same for eng
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Captain Walrus Cookie
AYE! Make way for the guard dog of Choco Mud Town, Captain Walrus Cookie! He kept the peace in the town for 2 decades, chasing off dangerous characters for the often neglected edge of the republic with his motley crew for no more than a few free drinks at the pub. Even so, he rarely ever got physically violent with troublemakers. More relied on careful wording and dominating size to intimidate those causing problems. Always believing words carry more weight than a punch.
#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#crk#cookie oc#crk oc#fan cookie#cookie run oc#captain caviar cookie#Captain Walrus Cookie#Leopard seal cookie#My main inspos for him are both Vander from Arcane and North from ROTG#I love those two sm#Which is also why he speaks in slightly off english#thick Russian accent~#oh yeah cavi also knew him
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Ectoplasm and Jason Todd
Danny is wandering around Gotham (visiting, chasing a ghost, running from GIW, attending college, etc) and stumbles across Jason.
Jason who is flaring his ecto-signature like a madman (is he trying to get into trouble?).
Danny drags the guy into a nearby alley to give the guy some kind of crash-course on how not to do that.
Jason isn't sure why this guy grabbed him and dragged him into an alley, but if it's a fight he wants, Jason would be able to fight more freely in an alley, so he doesn't struggle. (Does he know that Jason is Red Hood? Does he think that Jason is a random civilian? Is it just him, or does this guy have really cold hands?)
Jason isn't sure why this guy is now trying to... ask him to meditate? The fuck is going on? But if it's not a fight, then... maybe it's fine to just listen to the weirdo? Taking a few deep breaths isn't going to hurt him.
Danny is very proud of himself for guiding the ecto-flaring guy through how to not flare his ecto-signature. He's such a good teacher.
And then Jason collapses.
Turns out, Jason has been using his anger to create a feedback-loop that artificially raises his ectoplasm-levels.
Ghosts need ectoplasm to live, but they'll also produce ectoplasm when feeling strong emotions. For most ghosts, this a bit like saying "everyone needs a good cry every now and then". For Jason, he's been basically aiming a gun at his own face for the adrenaline-rush. Constantly.
So, Danny is now holding onto a barely-conscious person who desperately needs more ectoplasm. As in, this is a medical emergency, and every second probably counts.
Danny, being that he wasn't planning on needing to carry around some kind of ectoplasm-container at all times (who the fuck does that? His parents, that's who), is now desperately trying to problem-solve this.
Danny realizes that, actually, even in his human form? Danny has a lot of ectoplasm in his body. Enough that he could probably save this guy by... feeding him his blood.
Cue intimately sexy reverse-vampire scene.
And oh boy, if Danny's blood doesn't taste fantastic to Jason's ecto-starved self.
#jason will probably have a LOT of questions. bcs what the fuck. what is ectoplasm? why does he need it?#why does this random guy have enough of it IN HIS BLOOD that he can work as a fucking vitamin-drink?#but yes. this idea is that the Pit Rage? ain't a separate thing. it's jason's anger. it comes from him and his trauma.#it just also happens to be what's allowing him to keep being alive. bcs without the rage his core just withers and dies#(unless it's hibernating in his sleep. obvs) but with him no longer starving? suddenly he CAN calm down. he can risk it.#he might not WANT to calm down. and a trigger would still absolutely be a trigger. but he has the option now.#AND ALSO sexy-vampire danny. except he's not ''suave'' or whatever. he's a fucking raccoon.#he's like the equivalent of a ''russian sex-machine'' with lots of blood-splatter and a feral look in his eyes.#everyone else: ''why the FUCK would you have sex with THAT?'' jason: ''i've never been more turned on in my LIFE''#dc comics#laughing#danny phantom#batman#stories#my writing#magical theory
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tbh I still think Brock Rumlow was an interesting character and upon further examination way more unsettling a villain than most to me because like. Let’s be real, the second you lay eyes on Robert Redford as Pierce monologuing in his pristine suit and glass office high up in the sky he just screams Evil Politician! at you. You can see it coming a mile away. Meanwhile Rumlow is….Just Some Guy. On the surface, he’s just some side dude. He’s not enhanced, he’s not in some major position of power, he’s just someone who’s really good at what he does and seems dedicated enough to the work and functions well with his team. He respects Steve, might admire him even, but not so much that he gets starry eyed like everybody else. He’s lighthearted but focused, he’s no nonsense, he’s the everyman Steve can relate to way more than spooks like Natasha or Fury.
And okay, maybe what Rumlow does for a living is beat intimidate and kill people, but it’s not like that’s the primary objective, right, because SHIELD are the good guys and this is what Steve does now, too, anyway; except that Steve doesn’t really use any weapons other than the shield, he holds back, he doesn’t carry a gun anymore which is usually fine since he’s dangerous enough without it. But when that leaves him vulnerable, he’s covered: Rumlow’s got his six, and he does it well, and he earns some of his trust. This is familiar to Steve.
And maybe Rumlow’s a little too good, fine, maybe he shoots a guy in the head within the first fifteen minutes of the movie when he doesn’t necessarily have to and then cracks jokes immediately after but that’s alright too, because that guy had Steve at gunpoint and that guy was Bad whereas Rumlow is One of the Good Guys just doing his job, right. Rumlow’s joking around because he’s used to the violence, they’re all used to it, and this is just how it works. They’re just soldiers doing the grunt work and following orders, and this is familiar, too.
Except that they’re not soldiers and this isn’t a war, except that the work is for an intelligence agency whose job it is to hoard and steal information and monitor civilians and orchestrate and sabotage and meddle in internal and external state affairs. Except that the Good Guys, in reality, are extremely grey at best. Except that many of the Good Guys turn out to be Nazis on top of everything else, and it’s not that far of a stretch.
But when it’s all starting to unravel, you’re still thinking well maybe some of these guys didn’t know. Maybe they didn’t do it out of individual belief, and if faced with the right choice, they can be redeemed.
That is until you realize that Rumlow maybe didn’t respect Steve and what he did so much as what Steve could do if only Steve weren’t “weak” in other ways, if Steve had chosen the right side. That it not being personal is less a cop out and more a taunt the same way just following orders has always been, for Rumlow and many many men that came before him and will continue to come after. Until the vault when, by the most charitable of interpretations, Rumlow looks at the Winter Soldier letting himself be smacked around and crying and getting shocked like he’s maybe a little unnerved (if not just downright fascinated) by the whole thing, but not enough that it really changes anything for him, because the end justifies the means and it’s not really his problem, anyway.
Until Sam shows up and Rumlow looks at him like a bird of prey and says This is gonna hurt with a fucking smile on his face, and then you think: shit, man, obviously. How was it not clear from the start.
To me, what makes someone like Rumlow a good villain, even a side one, is not that he’s straight up Insane & Evil™️ or suffering from Tragic Backstory Syndrome or all hopped up on magic superstrength juice or whatever, but precisely the fact that he’s Just Some Guy with a cockroach survival mentality who operates well within the established system and just so happens to be really good at his job - a job that he might’ve even joined thinking it was for a good cause, or because he had something to prove, or simply because it gave him one hell of an excuse to be a bully. Because he either wholeheartedly believes in HYDRA or he just doesn’t give much of a shit either way so long as he gets his due in the end, and both are just as bad.
Because when you strip away all the grand scale superhero theatrics, you’ve seen this before. You’ve seen Rumlows in your school and in your neighborhood and in the military and the cop car patrolling your street. They’re the ones who sometimes say or do somewhat offputting shit but you figure it’s fine because they’re otherwise real nice or charismatic or normal looking, or maybe they work a job that’s framed as helpful or protective or inherently good despite the power dynamics at play, or they share your background and interests and you chat about the weather being crap this time of year.
And every time one of them turns out to be a violent, hateful piece of shit, you’re still somehow surprised then, too, when you really shouldn’t be.
#apologies for the extra long post but I’ve been thinking about why he freaks me out as much as he does#the world is full of brock rumlows is all i’m saying.#and that to me is way more terrifying than evil crazy russians in underground labs or deranged aliens could ever be#brock rumlow#ca: tws#brock rumlow meta#I guess???? hello how the fuck did I get here at 5 pm on a tuesday jesus christ#mcu meta#max.txt
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The captain is the coolest character in Dracula because he is literally up against a demonic creature of the night and he, not even knowing what the heck is going on and basically dead, and he is STILL thinking abt his ship and docking. I am captain indeed
#dracula daily#why did my guy Dracula try to kill everyone tho does he. does he just have really good directional awareness#I think Dracula is kinda evil idk tho… /j#I guess they made it tho but Dracula could’ve just been cooler abt it#maybe he just really doesn’t like Russians idk#my good friend jonathan harker
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Steven Seagal Devouring His Carrot
#idk why that video is so funny to me it just is#hes just such a ridiculous person anything he does is funny#he is a huge piece of shit but a lot of his shitty behavior is so entertaining#like his weird russia thing hes doing now#hes become like. an actual russian puppet and hes buddies with putin its wild#art#colored pencil#watercolor#illustration#saturn devouring his son
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I feel like a lot of people in the fandom tend to forget this, so I'm just here to give a kind, thoughtful reminder :]
Ambrosius Goldenloin in the movie is an East Asian man (Korean-coded), his skin is tan, his eyes are monolid and his nose is big
He's voiced by Eugene Lee Yang - a Korean-American actor who also has Chinese and Japanese heritage. Eugene Lee Yang looks like this:
During the production, when Ambrosius was decided to be East Asian, artists looked up queer East Asian-American men, and based Ambrosius off of them. Ambrosius is literally drawn to look like Eugene Lee Yang
Please draw him as such, thank you
#nimona#ambrosius goldenloin#no but its so annoying bro#why do people literally forget hes EAST ASIAN#AND HIS CHARACTER TACKLES THE “MODEL MINORY” MYTH EAST ASIAN IMMIGRANTS WERE MET WITH IN USA#race in nimona is important because as one person said#you cant make a movie about a police state and not touch upon the race subject#HE IS EAST ASIAN#PLEASE IF YOURE DRAWING NIMONA THE MOVIE FANART (in the comic hes white yea) THEN PLEASE LEARN HOW TO DRAW MONOLIDS AND BIG NOSES I BEG#why am i so pressed abt this??#he looks like me bro#his features are my features and im not joking#so when i see ppl erase them#its not well for my self-esteem lets put it this way#please stop erasing his race while drawing#thank you :)#ofc i havent made this post bc of one person who blogged that Golitzine should play Ambrosius what r u talkin abt#Golitzine is a slavic man hes russian#a russian prince#ambrosius is east asian#plus we dont need a nimona live action itd be stupid#a short animated film abt bal's and ambrosius's childhood? sure#thats it#live action remakes SUCK#can you believe i made this post purely out of spite
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hot take maybe but i do not fuck with billy fics and i especially do not fuck with the harringrove ship
i know it’s fictional, i am fully aware, but y’all do realize you are writing about a very bad man? like a literal racist. wants to kill children. WOULD have killed steve if max hadn’t stopped him.
just saying :/
#the only reason why steve lost that fight was because he didn’t want to literally murder another teenager#notice how he always wins the fights with creatures or russians#because hes a good dude who would rather sacrifice his own safety and just take it than risk murdering one of his peers#billy does not feel the same evidently#steve harrington x reader#steve harrington#stranger things#steve harrington fluff#joe keery#steve x reader#stranger things 5#steve harrington stranger things#stranger things fanfic#stranger things fic
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Alpha Beta kids headcanons.
They're all Filipino.🇵🇭🇵🇭
#john egbert#rose lalonde#dave strider#jade harley#dirk srider#jane crocker#jake harley#roxy lalonde#beta kids#alpha kids#homestuck#mine#Why are they white? Almost 400 years of Colonialism. 👍 But it doesn't make them any less Filipino.#hs headcanon#bahaystuck#if i have to be very specific of the descent for the alphas#Jane is spanish descent#Jake is just pure filipino. he just talks that way because he has a speech impediment lmao#Dirk is russian descent#Roxy is french/spanish decscent
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Who the fuck were Lila's family? Her backstory in season 2 was that her parents are brits, but in this timeline she just has like 3 or 4 random american aunties and uncles and it's never explained? We're just expected to accept that she has this gaggle of family who are ready to babysit her plot device children.
And why are her and Allison the only one's who get other family members? it doesn't make sense and it feels like we were so cheated out of seeing the Hargreeves sruggle to fit in with whatever nuclear family dynamic this new timeline dumped them in
#it would have been so much more interesting if Diego and Lila had just had Grace and had to take her round with them this season#such a missed opportunity#and I wanted Klaus living with his single mother who ran away from the Amish after her suprise miracle baby#Viktor struggling with his first generation Russian immigrant parents#Luthor with a real classic WASP family who can't stand each other but always do matching PJ christmas cards#Alison having like an aging ex-beauty queen for a mother who lives with her and takes care of Claire#Diego having like 4 sisters and feeling very annoyed that he has EVEN MORE sibling BS to deal with#Ben having very loving and kind parents who don't understand why their son has suddenly become a raging arsehole#tua#the umbrella academy#tua spoilers#tua s4#tua season 4#the umbrella academy season 4
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man with every job reference compilation. for funsies * 'bugs' includes: insects, spiders, snails n the like
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i'll elaborate a bit about the 'every job' part. kinda did so before in this post but that was like. a modern au kind of thing Anyway. Really found it funny how in botw+totk he is asked to do everything. hes the carpenter hes the designated driver hes the cook hes the engineer, etc, etc, AND he does do it all, too. so honestly, the post from a year ago works still, just needs a bit of tweaking re: terms. if im making sense rn. but do u see my vision...
#kunst huli#legend of zelda#botw link#botw#loz link#this is mostly so i finally fucking. try and figure out how i want to draw him#playing the games with the russian translation atm bcs like. the journal is translated as if link himself is writing it#n its just so.#i understand its for the player's benefit why its all so Detailed but id like to think....its bcs he doesnt wana forget Anything#anyway. his n zeldas house is probably so full of jams n pickled veggies that they have to build a new shed for it all#link going around hateno giving everyone zuccini every end of summer#wordlessly. just staring#they cant say no
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I'm sorry but I'm recently obbsessed with with idea of Alastor meeting Vox's parents in hell.
Like it's so funny to me because they know exactly who Alastor is and exactly what he's done and exactly how he broke and destroyed their poor son's heart without a second's mercy. And it's just Vox, the mama's boy that he is, desperately trying to get his parents approval on his boyfriend, trying to convince them Alastor's changed even though he's a grown man and he's been in hell for decades. Like, God imagine that conversation:
"No, I forbid it. There will be no relationship between you and that Radio Demon"
"BUT DADDY, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I LOVE HIM"
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#staticradio#hazbin vox#staticlovetune#voxal#vox#alastor#radiostatic#Half Russian/Half Korean Vox!#i love vox#He needs his parents approval on his relationship before they make it official#And Alastor has no idea why#But he'll go with it if it makes him happy
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There is nothing funnier than the image of Price and his stereotypical pretty housespouse both going through a series of emotions when he brings home the human equivalent of a stray cat that is Nikolai, and realizing that a) Oh god he's hot and b) Oh god he's hot and I think I might like him
#pov: you are price's partner and now you're staring at an absolute brickhouse of a man going to town on the food you made for him#price either goes through a bisexual awakening or spends the next two hours googling cuckoldry#personally I'd cheat on price in a heartbeat if nik were sitting across from me but maybe im just built differently#pricenik#nikprice#nikpricereader???#nikolai x reader#price x reader#obligatory cheating is wrong#unless it's nikolai then yeah I get it#my friend called him a dirty russian scoundrel and that's how price describes him#this entire situation is just a romcom of price crying to himself bc he likes his wife/husband AND nik and his spouse going#“why not both” like that old commercial#mentally im off today and you can tell
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