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i got too optimistic and forgot kamala harris was dealing with the combined powers of racism and misogyny
#whew nothing easy for black women and it never will be good night#us elections#us politics#obviously those aren’t the only reasons my rant is my next post over#after everything he’s done and said why they hail him as a god is beyond me#you guys interacting with this post is making my phone hate me
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happy resignation day everyone
#boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i make nixon shitposts on company time#richard nixon#text post meme#watergate#all the president's men#<- not really lol but kinda#incoming hail from the dderidex
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Everytime I come across Mohg/Morgott or Godrick content in my timeline, I need to remind myself that pregnancy is actually a very painful process, motherhood is a responsibility and that I am not mentally sane enough to even CONSIDER a relationship with them. Think girl think
#I was abt to say 'think with my head' but realized that's been the root of my problem since day 1#funny thing is that i am pretty asexual irl#its just that fictional characters embolden my primal flames#something something i can fix them/make them worse something something#prolifers need to hire those 3#elden ring#mohg lord of blood#morgott the omen king#all hail luminary mohg!#godrick the grafted#i remember reading a post on here where op was so confused there were godrick fans#like why#even i can't respond. I just like him#my old scrunkly#Malenia also rots my brain but the extra bright sife is no baby#unless miquella finds a way to transform his needles into magical ivf's#that is the day the lands between gets a new reason to fear
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Wacky Shadow Sketches
God I need to draw more, I keep forgetting how to do Sonic Characters-
#recent art#sketch#sketches#sonic the hedgehog#sonic art#sonic fanart#shadow the hedgehog#shadow fanart#sth fanart#all hail shadow#shadow the ultimate lifeform#why am i even posting about this?
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The most obvious means by which a queen might exercise influence at court was through her close contact with the king in much the same way as other nobles did, although the nature of such influence is impossible to judge because it does not leave records behind. That women would advise their husbands, even kings, was accepted and expected: Christine de Pizan maintained that the wise princess would urge her husband to discuss matters with his councillors, and encourage others to advise him. Jacobus de Cessolis, recognizing that queens would thereby be privy to important matters of state, advised that a queen's 'wysedom ought tappere in spekynge that is to wete that she be secrete and telle not such thynges as ought to be holden secrete'. Queens were of course not exempt from the traditional misogynistic fear of the power of women's words to lure men, as Eve had done, into sin and folly. The fourteenth-century author of The III Consideracions Right Necesserye to the Good Governaunce of a Prince warned
And how be it that a kinge or Prince shulde love his lady and wyf in maner as him self, yit it is nat expedient that he uttyr unto hir, and discloosc the sccrccs, grcctc conscillcs and greet thingcs that he hath doon for his estate and for his landc, nc that in such thing he be governed aftir hir at som tymc, but he shulde allc daycs reserve unto him self the lordship and souvereyntee, or ellys many perilles may betide.
But to be governed was not the same as to be advised and there was also a strong tradition and rich literature of women wisely advising their husbands at all levels of society. This included encouraging a husband to make peace with his subjects or to be more generous to the poor or the Church as well as the familiar motif of intercession in response to a particular plea.
-J.L. Laynesmith, "The Last Medieval Queens: English Queenship 1445-1503"
#queenship tag#my post#english history#sorta#queue#hence why Anne Boleyn bios and articles hailing her as a 'political advisor' to Henry and framing her as unique for it annoy me so much#this was the norm#this was accepted behavior for women across centuries#The problem wasn't that Anne acted this way; it's that Henry criticized and ultimately murdered her for it (among other things)#It says more about *Henry* and about her own anomalous status as queen than it does about Anne as an individual
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Oof. That annoying nutritionist just responded to one of my texts with “have a blessed one!” and, like, nothing has ever made me feel more justified in disliking someone.
#accidental piggyback on trinilikesalt’s last post#it baffles me why people think it’s appropriate to send religious blessings to others#just tell me to have a great day#what if I signed all my messages to her with Hail Satan#or May Poseidon Kiss Your Bath Water#does unnecessarily religious chit chat go both ways?#she is welcome to believe whatever she likes#as are you#but so is everyone else#let’s leave religion out of casual texts with people we don’t really know
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My stupid hetalia life 😔😔😔
It's chibi!Romano and Spain !!🇪🇸 🇮🇹
‼️‼️(NOT A SHIP) ‼️‼️
I originally wanted Romano crying and being a brat but lowkey would’ve taken forever 😭
He also has his FAT tomato 🍅
Drawing their hands genuinely had me looking at my own to see how the proportions would work and which way the thumbs would face…
They’re the cutest father and son dynamic despite not being related
Found family core ‼️‼️
Btw the next drawing is gonna be randomized too…..
#hetalia#artists on tumblr#sillyposting#axis powers hetalia#aph hetalia#aph spain#aph chibi romano#not a ship#i hope you like it#tomatoes#why the fuck do their eye colors change so much like holy shit#in the beginning romanos eyes were like brown and now their green??#EXPLAIN THIS??#my shitty art#shit post#idk what to tag this as#the sillies#father son#southern italy#buy me hetalia merch neow#all hail Hidekaz Himaruya
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whimsical wittle watcherinas
#why did i post this#revoke my internet access please#watcher#shane madej#steven lim#ryan bergara#all hail the watcher#watcher entertainment#shane and ryan#ghost files#puppet history
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for @assigned-boyking-at-birth ’s birthday event day 3: enochian
#about how i portrayed sign language#first of all let me know if there’s any issues !#second this is meant to be between into the mystic and the british invasion a time period where it’s implied sam and eileen facetime#i don’t think he’d be only talking and having her lip read like he does in the british invasion#bc as i understand its rlly hard/impossible to catch every word when lip reading. but i don’t think he’d be this fluent in asl either#probably he’d talk on video and type what he was saying into the chat like on a zoom call#boykingsevent#post i made#sam winchester#sam and eileen#and yes sams laptop has a hail the sun logo. why? idk
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BOTW's story is kinda weak because it sucks at information distribution, but I think it did a great job incorporating the gameplay into the narrative. Breath of the Wild is an open world game, meaning the onus is naturally on exploration and freedom. By contrasting this main gameplay loop with the memory flashbacks and given information of the past, it manages very naturally create a narrative of past vs present and restriction vs freedom.
Almost everything we see of the past in BOTW creates this stifling feeling of repression. It is a past filled with restriction, where everyone is given a very narrow role to play and punished when they do not play it well enough. Everyone is always prim and proper, anchored by tradition and the 'right' way to do this.
By contrast, in the present, if you want to spend a whole day trying to make your way through Hebra in your underwear, you can just do that. Sure, you can also just beeline for the Divine Beasts and then the castle, but few people (speedrunners not withstanding) will do that, and moreover, people aren't supposed to do that. Breath of the Wild wants you to spend your time fucking around rather than completing your divinely ordained world-saving quest.
This creates a contrast between past and present, where Link and Zelda are pushed into restrictive roles by precisely this destiny. Link is still mostly a vehicle of projection for the player, but is nevertheless established as a character in his own right in the game, and what limited notes of characterization we get indicates that he was absolutely miserable in the past. In memory cutscenes he's stoic and unemotive (probably part deliberate characterization, part effort to preserve his status as a blank slate), and Zelda's diary establishes him as not talking because he's afraid of saying the wrong thing. Whichever way you read his character, he's clearly very repressed.
And in the present he's spending a whole day seeing if he can get a picture of a bug, or eating dubious food, or chasing ducks or whatever. Because that's what you're doing. And since you're probably having a great time, you're gonna project that on the character designed to be projected upon. While I do still think past!Link could have done with a little more emoting, the game overall does a good job utilizing Link's status as a player insert to create/add to the story and its themes.
BOTW's chosen story is one set in the past, mostly about Zelda and her failure to fit into the role she's given. It's a story of restriction and repression. It is a deliberate contrast between the freedom the gameplay gives you. With this, it does a great job incorporating the gameplay into the story; rather than a game where every second you spend screwing around and exploring feels at odds with the urgency of your quest, the fact that Link, the repressed and miserable knight of the past, is screwing around freely feels like character development. Now having the freedom to screw around rather than single-mindedly pursue destiny is the point of the story.
In addition, it adds to the game's overarching theme of past vs present. In the flashbacks, we see an overreliance on Sheikah tech and ancient plans, hailed blindly as a savior when we know exactly this will be everyone's doom. Breath of the Wild never posits that we should ignore or scorn the past; on the contrary, it encourages exploration of it, both in the past with Zelda's character via her fascination with Sheikah tech, and in the present, with encouragement to uncover Link's past and the gameplay's incorporation of Sheikah tech. However, it cautions against worshipping it. The past is something to uncover and honor, but not a thing to live in; ultimately, you must forge your own path in the present. This is reinforced through the freedom of the gameplay and the aforementioned contrast it creates between the past and present. Following the past brought doom upon Hyrule a hundred years ago; doing so again would surely repeat this. You are encouraged to ignore the blueprint of the past and forge your own path. Even and especially if it involves riding your horse everywhere but the plot points.
By the very nature of the game's design, you are creating a story where Link wakes up in a wild future filled with endless possibilities and obtains a freedom that was inherently restricted in the past, letting go of the past and celebrating the future.
It's not groundbreaking or revolutionary or anything, but I think it's a very solid example of incorporating gameplay into the narrative.
#I definitely didnt need this many words to make a fairly bare bones point. Why am I like this#Anyway this is also why Zelda should've been the protag instead of Link hear me out—#My posts#Loz#Botw#I'm so Not A Gamer that every time I talk about games I feel like that one parody article#Intended to make fun of critics hailing basic gameplay mechanics as revolutionary bc they've never seen them before#Hope this is actually an interesting point and not 'literally every open world game does this'#I know many do. It's a natural direction to take an open world story if u want to give ur game one#I still think it's Neat and hope it actually is
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I have been on tumblr for a few months now and I can say this with 100% certainty, angst is a cheat code for success
#I think like 2 of my top posts are bug fables angst lmaoooo#the people yearn for sad bugs#unfortunately for the people angst is Poison to me and I only dabble in it occasionally#it is very hard to type right now my hands are very stiff because I was just out in the hail#‘why were you outside when it was hailing’ because it’s awesome
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ryland grace makes me want to be a teacher
i would affectionately call my students my kids and then i’d break down crying immediately afterwards
#ryland calling his students his kids holds a special place in my heart#i cant explain why#but it does#also where did the fandom go#i know yall exist#theres a bunch of posts on the project hail mary tag#but where are you all#rising star speaks#ryland grace#phm#project hail mary#andy weir
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“Why are you hiding your phone? You shouldn’t have any you’d want to hide on your ph-“ I get that but have you considered that I do not want to hear you ask about anything that I have on my screen? Like hi mom, oh this? This is a just fan-drawn image of Kim Kitsuragi from hit political, psychological, detective video game, Disco Elysium, on hit website Tumblr.com. No, I have not played the game before. No, I don’t think I will. No, I don’t think it has a lot to do with discos. No, I do not know what Elysium means. Yes, I actively sought out this image. Yes, I like this character. No, I didn’t draw it. Why did I look for images of this character? I just think he’s…neat, and I’m still trying to figure out if I wanna play this game. Yeah, I know to be careful on the internet. Yeah, ik most of your thoughts and opinions on politics and video games and art and Asian men. I do not particularly care. I am aight with politics. I do like video games. I like all art, yes, including anime and also before mentioned video games. I do like most men significantly and equally. I do know this is ironic given that I dress like a butch lesbian. Thank you for sharing your thoughts, though. Yes, it is regarded as a good game. No, I do not know if it’s a good game by your standards. I have Not played this game. Yeah, my battery is at 46% but I’ll charge it later. Yeah, the art style is “interesting”. No, the person who drew it is not my friend. Yeah, I like this artist. No, I don’t think I would recommend this fanartist’s work to you. Yeah, I like tumblr. No, I would NOT recommend getting a tumblr. For no reason in particular. Yeah, I can like and comment and reblog. Reblog means I showcase another person’s post on my own profile. It’s like Pinterest. I have lost over 15 years of my lifespan since we’ve started talking.
#Look#i already feel the need to justify the things I do TO MYSELF#I do not want to hear questions about why I am watching this video essay over that other video essay#It was a struggle to explain and justify it to myself#The need to explain everything combined with the request to explain everything is exhausting#I am Not my siblings I am not going to infodump all the FNAF and RDR2 lore in tandem just bc you’re a captive audience#I for one have dignity#Oh man wait is this a vent#venting on the internet? More likely than you thing#I just needed a rough first draft of my explanation for why I do not go around letting people see my phone screen#I cannot explain anything#I will die#you asking a question does force me to explain everything I’m sorry it’s The Illness™️#Vent#uh Kim Karsuragi mention? All hail#kim katsuragi#Ramblin’ again#I did intend this to be funny…I’d hope it’s funny-#Funny#Tfw#thoughts#funny post#…okay tagging this is getting painful uh#Long post#It’s been two minutes and it already feels like I made this post when I was 14 great Scott#It’s a miserable existence
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hi! i did your catholic saints quiz yesterday and really enjoyed it. i was wondering if you could show us all the possible results? i'd love to read them all. sorry if this has been answered before and have a nice one!
hi hiiiiiii!!!!! so glad you liked it! i would be SO happy to show you all the possible results. i'd been wanting to do a post like this and was wondering if anyone would ask haha :) here you are anon! <3
some of these i was normal about but some of them straight up possessed me i'll be honest
#writing about the virgin mary sent me into a fugue state fr#me in miffy's dms sobbing over the hail mary as if he knows fucking anything about catholic prayers 😭#never thought i was going to feel religious again but then i made this quiz and things happened.#NOT saying i'm religious. fuck catholicism. dfkjghs. i stopped doing that for a reason. but saints drive me Fucking Crazy#need to post more of my old fucked up ab religion poetry. why would someone set a lie in stained glass... i was so real for that#anyway. here you go anon hope you enjoy :) <3#catholic tag#saints quiz#my uquizzes
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Does anyone actually think that it’s “Shellheart’s fault” that Crookedkit got renamed or are people just that insulted at the slightest insinuation that Rainflower maybe wasn’t the only one in the wrong in that situation
#i really havent seen any of the bigger posts about this say that shellheart is actually the bad one and rainflower isnt#bc in the wc fandom character debates have to be like ‘’is THIS cat bad or THIS cat?’’ instead of saying they both suck#its not ableist to say shellhearts role was strange or anything. no one is downplaying rainflowers actions#again this is why shes rainstar in my au so most of the messy stuff abt crookeds renaming is just gone#its more like… hes not intentionally written to look bad but its weird that he and hail have more power#yet theyre apparently just like ‘’welp! that sucks but not much we can do :/‘’ abt crookeds renaming#its a strange writing choice that they just didnt think through well enough cause they had to explain why this guy is named crookedstar#so like. no i dont think shellheart is totally at fault or even just as bad as his ex or anything but the writing makes him look bad
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DON'T LET THE WOKE MURALISTS FOOL YOU
SEND THE ENTIRE LYRICS OF ALL STAR BY SMASH MOUTH TO YOUR ROMANTIC PARTNERS
SEND IT EVERY NIGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED
DON'T BE SWAYED BY FEMINIST SJW CUCK LIES
THEY WILL LOVE IT
#pride#trans#hail satan#bi pride#communism#woke liberal madness#joe rogan#transgender#polyamory#happy pride 🌈#trans pride#piss and vinegar#dumb shit#shitpost#i havent slept#oh mu god#im so tired#kms#socialism#why am i posting this#i am mentally ill#jordan peterson#kill the rich#hypergamy#lol#i hate this#delete this#im really tired#i am mentally unwell#i am cringe but i am free
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