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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase
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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?
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did you make sure to make lots of mistakes today ? from which to learn and grow ^_^ ?
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rock lo-o-o-obsters! o-o-o-o-a!
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tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…
me: i know jeff, i know
slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**
me: **sighs**
police: **en route**
jeff: **the killer**
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*drops a sand lance out of my pocket* oops sorry aha *drops a sand lance out of my pocket* oh man I’m so sorry I - *drops a sand lance out of my pocket* I don’t know where all of thes- *drops a sand lance out of my pocket*
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An older comic from when I used to work at Build-A-Bear
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i plan on becoming the one dog that does not go to heaven
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