#why i am so like thisssss :(((((

[satans-knitwear]

Not allowed to go to the toilet alone anymore I guess???

[jadelemonadee]

what do you MEAN other people yap about seabury and request art of him i thought that was my thing 😞😞😞/hj

[dickpuncher420]

i need to stop buying plushies but theyre my weaknesssss 😭

[redrobin-detective]

So 'later tonight' ended up being 5 minutes because I do have other things I need to do tonight. Runaway Danny is settling into the Fentons but he's been on his own for so long, how's he gonna deal with it?

[flowercrowngods]

the sexual tension between me not wanting to switch POV and me not wanting to delve deeper into dissociated Steve's headspace for reasons of repetitiveness and heaviness.

[lumen-tellus]

i am apparently only just realising elsword has the worst fashion system ive seen in forever

[mintbecrazy]

Very Understandable

which ao3 tag are you?

[thenamessparkplug]

i love winter and fall theyre like my favorite seasons but GOD my body cannot regulate temperature

like my arms and legs will be constantly freezing but my face gets super hot like to an annoying extreme and i cannot stop fucking shivering even when its objectively not even that cold

[wizard-hubris]

“[...]that I have carved out for myself here!”

“I thought we carved it out for ourselves.”

HELLO???!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

NEW CLIP! CROWLEY CALLING AZIRAPHALE ANGEL! ❤ 🐍😊

[merlucide]

TALL GIRL!! x bllk boys hcs

notes: I’m short af and am jelly of you tall girls yall are FINE [Reqested!]

characters: Chigiri, Reo, Bachira, Hiori

warnings: reader is fem, reader is implied as taller then the boys, cursing

CHIGIRI HYOMA

I’m not sure why, but chigiri liking tall girls just seems right?!

It makes him flustered when you have to look down to talk to him lmao

Probably because he feels like all of your attention is on him (which it is hehe)

Never makes comments about your height though, unless you ever feel insecure or need some hyping up, then he’ll roll his eyes and say how your height is ‘hella hot’

Also— he HATES having to ask you to get the things HE can’t reach. It hurts his lmasculinity okay?

also also— THE VIBES yall give off is INSANE. Like I’m sorry?? Who is the model couple I’m looking at rn?! Chigiri with his lethal face card + YOUR lethal face card + you height is just a modeling campaign just WAITING to happen istg

MIKAGE REO

Oho ho 🤭

he LOVES himself a tall girl

Something about how you look at him makes him feel towered over makes him all blushy n flustered

His pupils dilate and his face flushed hehe

It’s actually quite the scene

Oh, OH, and honey.. if you wear heels ever…. OHOHOHO

hes dead

gone

ascended

THE OVERWHELMING BADASS SEXY FEMININE ENERGY IS TOO STRONG?!?!! REO DOWN!! I REPEAT REO IS DOWN!!

bro is like stuttering and shit

Jaw Is to the floor too

He finally pulls himself together and starts showering you with compliments— like if he doesn’t say all of this now his mouth will get sewn shut lmao

Always has his hand on your waist, showing off his pretty, tall lady 😌

BACHIRA MEGURU

asks for piggyback rides often 💀 I’m sorry when you agreed to date him you signed up for this

Also *slight* correction— He just jumps on ya on ya and guesses you will catch him (sometimes it works, the majority it doesn’t)

Loves your height diff even more because it means he can be little spoon!!! (Regardless of your height, he’d still be little spoon lmao)

likes clinging to you like a koala lol

also he’ll be like ‘y/nnnnnnnn, I can’t reach thisssss help meeeeee’ (he can reach)

and you’ll go stretch out for it this lil shit (affectionate) jams his fingers into your armpits and starts a tickle fight

yes. That is the only reason why Bachira asks for help reaching things

You've gotten used to his evil plan of his, and guard your armpits fiercely while he just sticks his tongue out like ‘😋?’

steals your clothes lmao

HIORI YO

Height doesn’t rlly matter to him but he thinks it VV attractive 😌

Like ‘yess…. tower over me m’lady..’

He is tall af so it’s nice for him not having to crane his neck down lmao 😭

He likes bumping his head/nose into yours :3 it’s rlly cute

Also girl hide them legs bc they are NAWT safe around this guy

(High)lowkey has an fixation with your legs 💀

Just likes rubbing up and down your calves and inch his way slowly up to your thigh

cheeky boy tut tut

asks ‘how’s the weather up there?’

jus smack him on his arm it’s okay we listen we don’t judge

If you’re not okay with height jokes than he won’t say anything, he’ll never do anything to cross your boundaries

but basically he thinks your tallness is super sexyness

RAAAA HOPE THIS IS WHAT YA MEANT ^^

made December 15th 2024

[wonton4rang]

hihi i love your post and i see your request are open so of you dont mind can you do a bonedo reaction of them getting jealous or smth along those lines, and its completely up to you whether its nsfw or sfw

thank you !!:)

hiiii~ tysm for giving me the chance, i'm glad you like it. and ofc I'd be more than happy to do thisssss. I'll do it nsfw because OH MY GOSH HEAR ME OUT ‼️‼️ this came out quicker than i thought 😭

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Stop it ¡!

pairing: bnd legal line x reader.

warnings: +18, jealousy (duh), toxic behaviour, some smut, usage of the boy's real names.

summary: bnd legal line getting jealous over things and how i think they'll act in those situations.

note: if you find any typos, feel free to let me know so i can correct them~

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sungho;

he would get jealous over things that you couldn't even imagine, he wouldn't get jealous a lot tho, i see him as a very mature and confident person so if you guys are as in love as it appears to be he wouldn't mind.

but when he sees you're laughing way too much with jaehyun, touching his arm and him touching your hands while you both share a space in the small sofa, it makes him feel kinda pressured, his chest feeling heavy and an uncomfortable expression landing on his face.

"sungho, baby, everything okay?"

"yeah, it's just... what were you talking about with jaehyun earlier?"

"we were just joking, why? did i say something that upset you?"

"no, i... i just didn't like to see you being so close with him" you just looked at him in silence and he shaked his head before adding "i guess i was jealous that he was making you laugh so much"

"baby, you make me laugh too"

"i didn't like the way he held your hands and you let him"

"i'm sorry, it won't happen again if it makes you uncomfortable. but... you do know that i only like you, right? that you are the only one for me, right?"

and he would just shyly smile and nod before giving you a candid kiss, laying you down in bed to make love to you and remind you who was the only one for you.

riwoo;

sanghyeok is such a shy boy but he is also very playful when he feels comfortable so i definitely see him playing around with you and the boys, probably at the field or in a pool, laughing and having the best time of his life until he sees sungho playing a little bit too close to you, holding your waist and dodging balls or stopping the boys from splashing water at your face.

he would stop laughing right away, remaining silent for the rest of the afternoon, you didn't even notice because you were soooo busy with the other boys.

you would approach him but he wouldn't even look at you when you called his name, mumbling a soft "go talk to the boys about it" you honestly laughed at how cute he looked being this jealous, you cupped his face and kissed his lips without asking for permission, his cheeks flushing at that very instant.

"what are you doing?"

"can't i kiss my boyfriend?"

"you were ignoring me all day"

"i was not... at least not intentionally, look, hyeok-ah, i'm sorry, okay? can you forgive me this time?" and he would simply nod, holding your hand to go back into the group, they already knew what happened and apologized too for the misunderstanding.

the afternoon went by as normal but you could catch him glancing at you and holding your hand every time he had the chance.

jaehyun;

i am soooo sorry but he wouldn't stfu and watch, he is definitely coming up to you and the boy flirting the shit out of you to get you away from him.

"who's this? you know him?" when you denied with your head and your hands gripped his shirt he understood what was going on, giving the dude a glance before saying "isn't it obvious this is your sign out? get the fuck away from my girlfriend, man"

and you just KNOW that he is NOT leaving your side for the rest of the night, not even for ONE second, for nothing. he even took you to the bathroom with him, excusing himself with a "it's nothing you haven't seen before" and that painfully hot grin of his.

"i don't even know how he thought he got a shot with you" he would say once y'all are back at home, laying between your legs while he softly traced lines in your skin. "he should see how down bad you are for me" and you just laughed because he was right, you didn't have eyes for anyone else.

taesan;

RUN. literally just run. taesan is not a jealous person i'm afraid, he could be picky, yes, he could want something you have (like a game or something), yes. he could play around and pout over little things but he would never really get mad or jealous.

but god forbids the day he does, his hair is covering most of his forehead and yet you can see his eyebrows frowned and his eyes staring at the hand that was resting in your thigh. he himself didn't understand why he was feeling that way, intimidated, threatened and full of rage, it was leehan after all, it was his friend who was laughing with you, touching your thighs with soft palms when he laughed and looking down the opening of your dress by instinct.

yeah, that was not going to work.

that's why taesan stood up and walked to you, his voice sounding lower than usual when he said "stand up, we are leaving" you did not know what was happening but you were not going to go against him either. "were you having fun? having his hands all over you like you don't have me, huh?"

"i don't-"

"don't talk back, i don't wanna hear it"

"but i-"

"i bet he is thinking about you tonight, about how pretty you look in this dress" his hand drawed the curve of your waist. "how soft your hair is" this time he got his other hand to softly touch your hair. "and how good you smell" his face got lost in your neck and he just fucked the shit out of you afterwards, constantly letting you know that you were his.

only to be soooo ashamed the morning after about everything he said and did, but oh well, at least he got off.

leehan;

he would be jealous of everything, everyone and anything, because he could, he wanted and yeah. but it was mostly joking, he would be "jokingly jealous" all the time.

so the day he actually got jealous you didn't even realize it until it was too late. he kept telling you that he didn't like the way riwoo talked to you, that you guys were dancing too close to each other and that he didn't feel comfortable with it.

but again, you thought he was joking, why would he be for real if you always danced with riwoo? well, today was the day he didn't like it, he hated the way riwoo touched you and he knew that riwoo had nothing for you, it was just the dance and he did it professionally, then why?

"are you seriously mad?" you finally asked after he ignored you since you got home, just sitting by his fishtank and chewing some gum. "leehan, i'm talking to you"

"then don't"

"can you talk to me, please?"

"are you going to listen this time?" you just nodded and left out a sign when he got close to you. "i really dislike that dance, i hope that you can change it because i don't want you to dance with someone else like that"

"it's been the same dance since two weeks ago, hannie, what are you saying?"

"you said you'll listen"

"and i am but that's just-"

"you would look so good with your mouth around my cock instead of talking back like a bitch" well damn.

the deal was sealed, the dance was changed, riwoo and you made a different choreography and your lips were sucking him off for the rest of the night, he fucking you in missionary later just so he could stare at your eyes and kiss your lips when he came inside, mumbling how good you were for him. just for him.

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

ngl kinda curious what happens if mc gets shipped with one of the nobles more often than the kings instead?

You know the AO3 ship popularity chart? Let's say they did one of those for the "child of Solomon" fandom.

Mod Jjok: The most popular ship with Mc for this month is... Mc x Sitri! With over 20k words in the longest running fanfiction on the ship reaching peak popularity in the middle of the month!

Dantalian: Sitri? Isn't that his majesty Satan's blood bag?

Glasylabolas: It turns out he has a name.

Paimon: I think this must be mistakeeeeen. I just recently wrote in collaboration with Astaroth a 25k words fanfic about Mc x Satan

Eligos: Oh, I mass-reported that one. I would apologise about that, but demons can't lie

Paimon: You're so sillyyyyy

Paimon: You just lost cuteness session priveledgessss

Eligos: :'(

Eligos: It was for the greater good of Tartaros

Bimet: Very noble of you, Eligos

Dantalian: Bimet! You fucking bitch, where's my MC body pillow????

Eligos: @Dantalian please take this in private we don't vibe with this negative energy here

Dantalian: Speak for yourself, I vibe with it!

Gamigin: Guys, what happened????? I was asleep, it's like 5 AM in here.

Gamigin: HOLY FUCK

Gamigin: How did Sitri of all people win????

Paimon: I mean, he's not that baaaaaaad

Gamigin: 20k words isn't even that long! How?!

Gamigin: I think we all have to come together to break the two up

Gamigin: Sitri is a common enemy and we shall stop him!

Dantalian: I'm sharpening my knife as we speak.

Gamigin: His Majesty Lucifer said I'm not allowed to leave Paradise Lost :'(

Dantalian: And?

Gamigin: And ... what?

Dantalian: He's not your dad! Even if he was, you don't have to listen to him. Do you think I listen to everything his majesty Asmodeus tells me to do? No. He may be my dad and my king, but I am in control of my own future.

Glasylabolas: Preach brother, preach

Gamigin: But I don't want to go against Lucifer's orders

Dantalian: Pussy

Glasylabolas: Pussy

Dantalian: First! Suck it old man!

Gamigin: Wait, doesn't Paimon live in the same country as Sitri?????

Gamigin: @Paimon, dearest, could you please kill Sitri for us? At least tranquillise him or something. Make sure he doesn't move anymore.

Paimon: I'm not murdering Sitri over thisssss

Paimon: I'll just ask him if it's true he's dating Mccccc

Dantalian: I think we should vote on Sitri's fate

Glasylabolas: Absolutely. I am for democracy.

Dantalian: Knife or gun death?

Glasylabolas: I prefere knife. Gun's make everything messier. How am I supposed to get arroused by a pile of guts?

Dantalian: Ask Ronové or Phenix and they'll tell you

Dantalian: I once saw Ronové remove an angel's intenstines and fucking them

Eligos: That's why nobody wants to visit Abaddon.

Dantalian: In his defence, it was kind of hot

Glasylabolas: I can imagine

Glasylabolas: I should call Ronové again...

Dantalian: He charges for one night stands now cause Abaddon lost its health care recently

Gamigin: Yeah, Morax told me about how you started getting curious about his eye hole.

Dantalian: I don't even blame Ronové for that one. I'm also curious what happens if you cum down someone's eye socket.

Paimon: Ok guyssssss

Paimon: I talked with himmmm

Paimon: It turns out that he just had a lot of black tea recently and wrote 20k words in a dayyyyy

Paimon: And a lot of people read it because Asteroth recomended it on his bloggggg

Dantalian: ah, yeah, shipping

Dantalian: Asmodeus x Mc for the win

Eligos: In your dreams

Dantalian: Yes. I do dream about that often.

Dantalian: I don't even know why y'all care so much for Mc's sex life

Dantalian: Having sex with only one partner is boring

Gamigin: Keep your shitty opinions to yourself.

Dantalian: Only if you make me

Eligos: I'm going to mass report it

Gamigin: I already did <3

Sitri: All of you are so mean

[Mod Jjok stopped comments on this post]

[decaeysa]

750 words in and they've only just been born i think i'm doing well

i'm having crow brainrot so it's time to create their original verse backstory i guess !!!!!! let's see how many words i get into this oc backstory before i want to bite my hands off.

[azumasoroshi]

writing gojo and geto arguing is a fucking workout dude like why am i getting aggressively teary-eyed whenever one of them hits too deep (every other line). what the hell. i usually write arguments very happily and with glee because i love the drama so WHAT IS THISSSSS

i had to switch tabs to make this post in the middle of gojo talking just so i could stop making myself cry like hello??? on christmas day????? wtf this is how you know you're getting too attached to your blorbos

[mytalemyworld]

Yaman: You can't be a brother to me, Alaz. You can't fall in love with anyone. Because you don't know what love is. That's why you are condemned to lose in this life.

oH GOD HERE IT COMES

SOMEONE SEDATE ME I AM NOT READY FOR THISSSSS

You know this isn't controversial for those who love messy ships. Enemies-to-lovers with lots of angst require a tough skin, an unshakeble faith, patience and maybe a stress ball. I mean, I've been there so many times.

But I still can be surprised by how far the writers can go. (Last year I literally gasped because of the Russian Roulette scene in GHBG and now this.)

First of all Sir, YOUR FACE… I don't think I've ever seen such a pure emotion on his face until now. (He looks so handsome btw, innocence suits him as well. I can't.)

Second of all there's unbelievably a good writing and directing here. While he still remembers Yaman's words…he comes face to face with her. His face tells everything.

No…if he can't love anyone, then why is she there? If she, despite everything he did, still comes to him, then how couldn't there be still hope for him?

How could he be condemned to lose when he feels like he's won just by looking at her? What if there's still someone who can accept him as the way he is and is there for him?

Every time his world collapses, he sees her or goes to her. This is the affect she has on him. He hasn't said it aloud yet, but his whole body and soul knows it.

But then…

She stabs him.

Because she thinks he used her at that night as his alibi. A crime that almost took Yaman away from their lives. He already broke her heart by leaving her and not giving a good explanation for his actions…but this... This was the last straw. She just couldn't handle it anymore.

And when you think this is where you should stop screaming or it can't get worse than this…

Alaz: Don't cry, rebel girl. I deserved this.

I AM A PILE OF PAIN AND FEELS

[missamyrisa2]

How would you tease a boy with a flaming fetish for fur stoles and feather dusters?

It's funny the notification cut off at flaming and I was thinking ooohh I'm gonna have to get creative with building the most feathery teasyyyy fire for this tickleeee~

Which is kindaaaa not far offfff because you're just gonna be ~inflamed~ when I tackle you into my lovelyyyy elegant wardrobe lined with gorgeoussss furs and flufffy attire, complete with mannequins showing off sooo many sultry ensembles layered with all that exquisite material. Short sexyyy flirty numbers, floor length shawls, and such a spectrum of colors ~ I knowww it's gonna get you sooo blushyyy wigglyyyyy sillyyyy seeing it all, not to mention my little toy chest bursting with dusters and teasers and fluffy brushes and loooong poofy feathers. Awwwww there's a boyyyy getting alll blushyyy for his fluffyyy ticklemama ~

But what's thisssss? You come into my closet with those, those unseemly clothes? No no no~ that just won't doooo nopeeee uh uhhhh I'm taking thiss shirrtttt yess now don't fight meee. I'll tickle youuu ~ I'll tickle you on your ribsssss and your bellyyyyy and oooh look at that bridal shawl, babessss just look at how cuuute it is all draped on that mannequin, so white and elegant. Uhhhhh huhhh I knowww you love ittttt ~ and guesss whattt? These pants are mine now toooo ~ nopeeee you cooperate with me or I'll just tickle you moreeeee ~ riight on your bellyyyy with my dusterr uhhh huhhh ~ tickle tickle tickleeee~ and allll under that rack of lovelyyyyy coatssss ~ mmhmm such beautiful patterns, such amazing textures. It's like they're caressing you from afar huh? Yes yesss I know what they doo tooo youuuu ~ that's whyyyy you're losing those strained undies tooo~ mmhmm. Was it my ticklesss? Or maybe that amaaaazing royal blue stole hanging right there. I know you wanna touch that one yesssss you dooo. Go onnnn ~ be naughtyyyy~

Ahh ah ahhh naughty boyyyy you went right for it huhhh you were just gonna be so naughty with my lovely stole and now you're getting tickled. Yeahhh! Now you're getting tickled on those underarms and your neeeeck and your niiiipplesss ~ silly boyyy. You really thought I'd just let ya? Noooo you're getting something else ~special~ you seeee you get to watch me nowww as I dress up for youuuu~ I'm gonna strip myself firstttt a bittttt ~ ahhh not everyone gets such a showww but here goes my flower belt ~ yes, kind of a notorious accessory but she'll be back, I promise. And ahh I'm losing my top now silly boyyyy ~ just my little purpleyyyy bralette. Ooopeee there go my shortsssss. Hey don't stare at my undies you naughty boyyy I'm gonna tickle those feeeet for that. Yesss dusty dustyyyy on your feeettyy feeet. I call this rainbow duster patricia, no particular reason. She just looks like a Patty, y'know? And she's lucky, getting to dust such elegant toesss and soles. Why, you have such prettttyyy feeetsss for a silly boyyyy~

Ah yes, where were we before you had to be all naughty and bullied again. This amazing blue stole yesssss I'm going to wear thisss oneeee. But firsttt my lacy black nightieeee and because I'm just sillyyy I am going to accessorize it back with my flower belt. This blueee will be sooo cute over my new outfittttt~ don't you think? Maybe I should adjust it mmm? Like thissss? Ahh so beautiful. And oooh, I have these fur cuff bracelets tooo ~ they match darling, they match. And nowww it's time for a lovelyyyy huggggg ~ because you're a sweeet wanttttty neeedy boyyy who looooovesss these textures and I'm gonna hold you to me and let you feeeel it allll while I tickle you to bitsssss~ and don't you worry about that princely part. Noooo don't worry at allll because I have Patricia hereee to dusttty dustttt that royal rodddd and coax out allll your giggly moanssss. Coochie coooo babydolllll ~ squirm it outtttt. Feel these fursss all over youuuu as I tickle that bellyyyy. You can writhe and struggle all you like it's just gonna give you more sensation. That's itttt ~ be naughtyyyy ~ you know you wannaaaa. And you know I'm gonna punish youuuu ~ tickle ticklesssss on your lengthhh up and down while I let my fuzzy cuffs drift alll over your chest and buttonssss~ And my stole is just right here for youuuuu and while you enjoy thatttt I'm gonna grab this other one, the matching pair ~ and drape it over your bodyy mmhmmm. Yess lay back now, let's get you pinned and tickled and furred up~

Don't try to fight it nowwwww ~ I'm gonna drag this lovelyyy material over your ticklish bodyyyy til you can't speak, til you can't see straight, and til you're nothing but my neeeedy mewling cute tickleboyyyy~<3