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Bet!
❦ Pairing: Vampire Hunter! Reader (f) x Vampire! Jake (Enhypen)
❦ Genre: modern vampire au, co-workers to lovers? (think buffy and spike)
❦ Warnings: oral (f receiving), bite kink, exhibitionism, public sex, mentions of blood, hypnosis, death
❦Word Count: 1,195
❦Rating: 18+ MDNI, smut
❦Summary: Jake makes a bet with you. If he can manage to make you cum then he gets to bite you too
❦Dedication: @mejuii & @downtoamagicalland because they’ll always read what i write, no matter the cost :3 AND @beomgyusbabygirl for listening to me talk about it 😭
You were desperate to keep your hips from twitching upwards but it was almost becoming an impossible mission at this point.
“What’s wrong, Miss Vampire Hunter?” Jake drawled from between your legs, “I thought you said I couldn't possibly make you cum?”
How did you end up in this particular position, you may wonder? Jake was a vampire who was also your informant. If you needed to pursue a rogue vampire or investigate some questionable hypnosis situations, Jake was your go-to guy. Charming with his good boy looks but with a mouth dirtier than a whores, it was an easy choice to keep him an arm's length away. Especially considering the both of you were on two different sides of an on-going, underground war. But then Jake decided to take your distant attitude as a challenge.
“Have you ever been bitten?” Jake asked seemingly nonchalantly as he wrote down an address for you. Seems there had been sightings of a vampire who was luring a girl by pretending to be her dead boyfriend.
You sent him a look of disbelief that he couldn't possibly see, with his neck bent over the paper he was diligently writing on. “No? Why would you ask?”
Jake shrugged and handed you the paper. “It could have happened while you were staking one of us. I was just curious.”
You rolled your eyes. “Puh-lease,” You drew out the word into two syllables, “Like I’d be dumb enough to let myself get bit.”
Jake cocked his head curiously, tongue playing over his lip piercing. “You’re not even a little bit curious? Don’t you think you should know? To sympathize with the people you save or just to be aware of your profession?”
You shook your head. You moved to take the paper from him. “I don’t think half those vampires know how to bite without tearing your neck apart. Just like most men can’t perform oral.”
Jake frowned deeply. “What’s that supposed to mean?” He hasn’t let go of the paper yet.
“It means,” You frowned back at him, tugging at the paper, “Why would I let some bloodthirsty creature bite me when I can’t even trust a man to--JAKE, GIVE ME THE DAMN PAPER!” You shouted in frustration.
A teasing smile pulled at his charming features. “How 'bout we make a bet then? If I can make you come, I will bite you.”
“I don’t fucking think so,” You said without even contemplating it.
Jake’s smile widened. “What’s wrong? Think you’ll lose that bet?”
“No! Are you even listening to me? If I don’t trust you to bite me, I certainly don’t trust you between my legs!”
Jake nodded resolutely. “I can do it.”
“Sir, you are getting on my nerves,” You growled, shaking a finger at him in warning.
Then, the bugger had the audacity to capture the tip of your finger between his teeth, his canines showing now. And your pupils blew wide in reaction. Shit.
“Fine! And if you can’t, you will never make another pass at me,” You vowed.
“Scouts Honor,” Jake held two fingers up but they were crossed, not put together.
Jake escorted you into a nearby alley, where you could still hear the murmur of the crowd and the traffic but far enough that no one would know what was going on unless they walked down the alley itself. Your head hit the brick wall behind you, trying to quell the cord of lust that was winding tighter and tighter in your stomach.
Jake’s eyes swirled below you and you knew he was triggering a power of his: telepathy.
Go ahead, moan my name, no one can hear you
“I don’t feel the need,” You said through gritted teeth.
Jake’s tongue swirled around your clit lazily, leg still over one of his shoulders. He started to work his middle finger into your hole and you slammed your fist against the brick, hoping for some pain to clear your head.
Come on, admit it, Jake’s words swirled inside of your head. His tongue was working up your clit and he was already pushing another finger inside of you. You’re enjoying yourself
You tried to think of every poor girl that had ever fallen victim to a hypnosis from a vampire and lured back to his kiss to get sucked dry. You tried to think of the two puncture wounds that had long dried up on a corpse. Anything to keep your impending orgasm from exploding over you but it was starting to become a lost cause.
Make a mess of my face so I can bite you
That was the last shred of sanity you had left. You cried out desperately, loudly and with enthusiasm as pleasure raced through all of your nerves. Damn, Jake knew how to give head. And just as your orgasm washed through you, Jake moved his mouth to your plush thigh and bit down delicately. Tiny streams of blood pushed from the small holes he created and he licked those lines like you were a melting popsicle.
"Oh my god," You exclaimed, breathing heavily.
"Jake, actually. Thought you'd have learned that by now," Jake quipped. He daintily licked the holes to seal them and sat back on his heels, letting your leg down.
You pulled down your short skirt quickly. You always dressed like a slut on the hunt for a vampire fang bang, just in case anyone was suspicious of a lonely human wandering into the vampire section of town. You were starting to think that figuratively was biting you in the ass.
"Are you satisfied?" You grumbled, "Our working relationship is ruined now, you damn vampire."
Jake slammed an open hand against the brick, cracking the stone and allowing a poof of dust to fall around you. "That's Mister Vampire to you, Miss Vampire Hunter."
You rolled your eyes. "Is my blood that invigorating, Jakey?" You cooed, not intimidated in the slightest.
Jake was back to his charming self. "To answer your question, no, I'm not satisfied. I'm high on your blood and I have a raging hard on."
Your eyes moved down to his slacks and the clear dick imprint against them. Your eyes moved back up to meet with his brown ones, swirling with red. "I did not sign up for that."
Jake started to play with his lip ring again. "So you're fine with me finding relief with someone else then?"
You narrowed your eyes at the vampire who was suddenly even more cocky, or was it borderline confident? "Jake, I told you, I never want to hear about what you do as a vampire. I just need your information. I don't want to muck about in that gray area and have to hunt you down."
Jake looked smug now. "Well, apparently you need my tongue and fangs now as well."
You visibly winced at his remark. Fuck.
Want to bet that I can't make you come again?
"Get out of my head, Jake," You growled. Your fingers inched towards the stake you kept firmly between your breasts.
"Only if I can get between your thighs again~"
You sighed. "Who needs who again?"
#kvanity#kwritersworldnet#thekpopuniverse#enhypen smut#jake sim smut#don't look at me i dunno why i wrote this either#but here we are#❂enha#topaz's work
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How do you think bruce would react to a Robin pile situation?
oooh this is a fun thought. i think it depends *entirely* if you're working with a morally stable Bruce or a Bruce who's a little fucked up and dead dove-ish. somehow, i think it's actually more fun if it's a completely stable Bruce bc that adds so much more drama and issues if Bruce is deeply unsettled by the idea. if it was maybe just Jason and Dick or Jason and Tim dating that's sort of understandable. Bruce knows that while he may see them all as his sons (except Steph bc do know Robin pile will *always* include Steph for me and tbh Cass too as an honorary member. they're all going in the pile.) but he understands that doesn't mean they see each other as brothers. he respects the nuanced and complicated relationships scattered across all of the Batfam.
but if all of them are *dating*? or at the very least sleeping together? that raises a lot of logistical red flags. the most obvious one is the age gap of it all- at the biggest gap you have Damian and Dick who are an easy fifteen years apart, meeting when Damian is a kid. not to mention how many of them have tried to kill each other at some point. it shouldn't work and Bruce doesn't like that it does. Bruce has a history of wanting to control the relationships of the Batkids when he disapproves. and so he'd absolutely try to break them up. at first, he paints it purely as a logistical issue. saying it's smartest not to bring feelings into work and that this is dangerous. i think it's especially fun if this happens at a time when Bruce doesn't approve of Steph or Jason so that *also* plays into it, he doesn't want either of them near the ones he currently considers to be his family. he says he wants to protect them and wants to keep them safe. he tries to appeal to who he thinks would be more logical and listen to him the most. first Dick, and then when that doesn't work, Tim. and when neither of them listen, i *do* think Bruce would stoop to the low of trying to break them up by fabricating internal conflict between them, hoping to divide and conquer the weird polycule it's become.
while i don't think Bruce would be jealous in the sense he wants to be included, i *do* think he's wildly dislike the Robins having this close bond that makes them trust each other implicitly more than they trust Bruce. they will defer to each other before him and clearly keep things from him. he'd despise that. it's an inner circle he's not let in on and it makes him lose aspects of control over some of them, especially Damian who's the youngest and his son, who Bruce deserves the most control over. he would drive himself mad about it. at first for genuine reasons over the perceived fucked up nature of the relationship (even when each of them have confirmed that it is entirely consensual and they're happy) and to protect them. but he becomes so bitter over being ignored. they openly prioritize each other over him when the truth comes out because they see no point in hiding it. and i could definitely see Jason gloating about how he's back in the family whether Bruce likes it or not. Bruce would be beyond pissed about it. he's just never recovering. trying to stop them gets nowhere, even if he manages to cause some internal conflict.
eventually, Bruce would be forced to accept it for fear he would lose all of them. but he's *not* going to be happy about it and he keeps making side comments, hoping to get through to one of them eventually. it doesn't work, but he's definitely not going to stop trying. i also think on some level it would just disgust him a little bit in a visceral way, since they're his kids to him and he doesn't like to picture them in that way. esp when Jason or Steph lean heavily into PDA just to fuck with him. ass grabs, cuddling, sloppy kisses, the whole nine yards. Bruce will not have a moment of peace.
#necrotic answerings#robin pile#robincest#batcest#i do think fucked up bruce is also fun#but that answer wuold be more straight forward and expected#just. he creeps on them and tries to join and probably succeeds. the end <3#it's fun but i find it more fun if he's just. grossed out by it#like he's trying so hard to break them up#and he can pretend all he wants but it's purely personal reasons and disliking that he's not in the inner circle#i'm so seirous about including steph in robin pile btw#AND DUKE#let them in on it.#i'd say maps too but i'll be honest i don't know enough about her to. care honestly i'm so sorry#and i dislike helena wayne as a robin (new-52 when i catch your ass) so i don't include her#and i love carrie but i think she should be kept to her own world and not forced into the main one#i dislike seeing “incorrect quotes” that include carrie bc like. why is she there. take her back to her world free her from these shackles.#but gods i adore robin pile#i usually include cass just bc it feels weird not to#it's the same energy as “cass isn't here bc she's in hong kong :) doing hong kong things :)”#like sure technically cass was in hong kong for a lot of the comcis but we all know why.#and cass wasn't a robin but she (and steph) aren't included in a lot of batcest and we all know why.#so i include her. i just think she deserves in on it.#let her fuck her brothers stupid <3#i love the emotional conplexities of robin pile a lot#the smut is good. but so are the feelings of all of these characters are so chained together by this mantle#they just can't escape each other.#it's good shit.
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y'all.
we need a talk.
#uhhhhhhhhh#im writing a weird chapter. pure smut again#sauron girlies how do we feel about uhhhhhh#s*mno#bc that's a thing thats infected my brain at the moment and it fits him so well bc I've already written about him imvading reader's dreams#so a little cnc doesn't seem like that big of a jump#but uhhhh i don't wanna publish anything that will get people's backs up bc i get why it's a bit controversial#we only dabble in consensual non consent here so everything is negotiated/discussed (but it is sauron so again its not straightforward)#idkkkkkk#I'm just kinda crawling the walls wondering how far is too far#so any opinions are welcome!!!#if you don't fancy replying please drop me an anon!!!#ffs this is some of the best writing I've ever done but someone needs to spray me with a hose
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looking like that, you’ll open some wounds
Taryn’s traitorous heart is still quite fond of fairytales. She thinks, fleetingly, of a hero rescuing a maiden from a tower. Of a maiden rescuing a hero from a tyrant. Fairytale protagonists are always so pure of heart. She exhales a frustrated breath through her nose and shifts her feet. The Ghost shifts, too, and his cunning eyes glint up at her through the gloom. Her heart turns over. They are neither maiden nor hero, and what they had was no love story.
the promised taryn/ghost get-worse oneshot is up - read here 🖤
#jude said “while i walked the path of daggers and poison she walked the no-less-fraught path of desire”#and you know what. i took that seriously#(this is still teen and up tho. i don't do smut.)#this is the oneshot that spawned the idea for a longer series that's more political-intriguey#but as of rn i'm undecided if i'll actually write it#we shall see#but it was fun to just let them be a little bit awful#i drafted this literally right in the middle of revising mniwyd#bc i was like. possessed by this iteration of their characters#and needed to get it out of my system to return my full attention to mniwyd lmao#that's why i'm posting it so soon after wrapping mniwyd - it's been done for a while!
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was going through my old journals from high school and i found a horrible, horrible joke that i will unfortunately be sharing:
what do me taking standardized tests and badly written gay smut have in common?
no prep
#i took so much psychic damage reading that#why was she so funny yet so evil#what do i tag this with.#joke#bad joke#standardized testing#SAT prep#there we go hope that helps#nsft text#kind of#look if i'm putting this in the SAT prep tag i don't want anyone actually looking for SAT prep on tumblr to be jumpscared#honestly there's a chance i posted this on my tumblr a million years ago when i first thought of it that would be funny#probably not i think i was too embarrassed about reading smut to do that#lou is loud
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#not to vague abt a particular niche of a fandom no one cares about BUT im losing my mind a bit#bc there's a ship that literally got me so invested that i read fanfiction for the 1st time. i adore them so much#i think their canon relationship is so fucking lovely and its bullshit what happened to them. if u kno u kno.#but now i go to ao3 and try to find fics and im like... yo y do these all fucking suck?#like i get it. no one has given a fuck abt this fandom since like the 2010s but i mean ive read lots of way better fics for waaaay#tinier fandoms. i guess thoses ppl just cared way more. no one gives enough of a fuck to write a good fic for these 2.#ugh. im probably just being a bitch. like is it bc its a heterosexual ship? is the bar really so low for writing straight relationships that#they have to b so fucking boring immediately???? like what the fuck is happening. i feel like im losing my mind#wheres the passion? where the dedication? wheres the willingness to die for eachother and fight side by side?#its all boring bullshit or weird self insert feeling smut. or maybe its me. maybe im the problem bc i refuse to read the fics that have#adultery and divorce in them bc im so in denial abt the ending of bleach that i cannot stand to even look at#the canon endgame ships. it makes me to angry. so yea maybe im the problem#i jus6 don't understand it. its the same for narut0 x s4suke fics. like????#did we watch the same show??? why tf r u writing them so weird and boring and wrong????#that one i them im right abt bc others have confirmed it. but idk abt these 2. my fucking original otp is cursed to toil away in bad#fanfiction. or maybe all the good fics r on ff dot net. but fuck if im gonna wade thru that hellsite#anyway. this is what u get when u get invested in terrible anime. i mean with peace and love it is my nostalgia show but like u kno#unrelated
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When Matthew tells you he's been a bit stressed with debut preparations, you help him get his mind off of things. With some handcuffs and a torturous, never-ending hand job.
#you know what. maybe i am delulu but the more i listen to this the more i think it sounds like him. oh whale#caption kinda sucks but you get the gist. the one i had before was even worse because brain no worky#it's also almost 6am and i just worked a wink shy of 12 hours so who knows if i'm even in the right headspace to even be editing and postin#i just kinda remembered that it's been a minute since i proposed it and i'm in a fuck-it-we-ball kinda mood#if it's a flop kindly let me know and i will delete in the morning i.e. when i wake up#whenever that'll be#i'm like 82% percent sure it's a flop though#so don't be afraid to tell me if it sucks bc trust me i already know#ayo have i ever rambled this much in my smut post tags? i think i've finally lost it#in my flop era for sure because what is this. what am i doing. why am i the way that i am#def going to bed now#pls don't hate this as much as i think y'all are going to#seok matthew imagines#seok mattew scenarios#seok matthew smut#seok matthew audios#zb1 imagines#zb1 scenarios#zb1 smut#zerobaseone imagines#zerobaseone scenarios#zerobaseone smut#kpop smut#mine
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Practicing actually colouring some sketches with a bit Rolan x Geraldus
(she's messy and she's riddled with errors but we are learning)
#geraldus x rolan#rolan x geraldus#baldurs gate fanart#bg3 geraldus#bg3 rolan#why don't we talk about Rolan's freckles more#holy rolan empire#the wanting to draw rolan vs reality meme is me#rolan#harper geraldus#when you've got more smut written but its too soon to post them so you end up doing this instead#baldur's gate 3#bg3#rolan bg3#the harper and the tower
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If you wanna see a loser bitch get mad as hell tell a fanfic writer to PROPERLY tag their fic as rape. Not just write "noncon" in the post but go into the notes and actually tag it as "tw rape" because they get mad asf when you call them out on it. How the fuck am I supposed to find good smut fics when each and everyone of yall are sexualizing and romanticizing rape and using the excuse that it's "dark content" no nigga you're fucking weird. You're a weirdo with a rape fetish and you're projecting it through a fictional character who has nothing to do with that and you refuse to tag it because you want notes and interactions with more people who say shit like "Omg X character nonconning his darling is sooo hot 🥺💗🎀🌸".
Don't get mad at me for calling you out on it because if you didn't write it in the first place, and if you actually tagged it I wouldn't have to see it at all.
#rants n rambles#it's so fucking pathetic#this shit has been going on for YEARS#like since 2020 I literally saw the rise in it#I've heard so many excuses for it#“it's just fiction” PLEASE DEVELOP A FUCKING BRAIN PLEASE REALIZE THAT FICTION CAN AFFECT REALITY and that when you constantly put it in a#good light you'll end up becoming numb to IRL and thinking its okay#“it's my coping mechanism” based on your a/n its not and second just cuz you're “coping#doesn't mean we have to be exposed to it. buy a journal hoe or keep that shit in the notes app.#“dont like it don't read it 🤬🤬🤬🤬” dont like criticism? gouge your eyes out. or dont post it. OR TAG IT PROPERLY.#this exact reason is why I dont read smut of a certain mha character#because yall are potential rapists projecting onto him#yes fiction doesnt affect reality but there is a difference between fictional murder and fictional rape#neigh#i shall not tag him#mha smut#cod smut#<- seen it here a few times#shigaraki tomura#<- tagged it#shigaraki smut#<-#tagged it again 😔
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Just saw this comment on a story posted a month ago.
*cries in Eddie Munson Solo Series no one wanted to read, interact with or request for*
No shade to the person that commented this on their own fic if you recognize it. It's not their fault. I'm not mad at them. More crying in the tags.
#and no I didn't tag the solo series like I normally would because it's not about THAT. It's not about trying to get people to read it#It was just really ouchie to see the same concept I wrote 2 years ago get triple the notes in ONE MONTH.#and double the notes of my solo series masterlist in general in one month vs 2 years of my stories sitting there rotting#Then I see people saying they need more solo Eddie and I'm just here like my dudes I begged for requests. BEGGED. But bc I wasn't#/have never been a popular writer people don't want it from ME. It's like omg we want THIS but not like that. Not from you.#Can't help but let it get you down when nothing has changed in 2 years. It's not like I worked my way up and have the interaction now#that every other blog I used to commiserate with back in the day is getting currently. Fandom isn't a competition but it's not fair either#and I really struggle with that a lot of the time#Also yes I will concede I should be happy with the notes on the solo series because they are the highest of all the work on my page but#they're still nothing compared to what some people have just hours after posting a new story.#I saw someone complaining the other day that there are less new stories in the fandom than ever 1. That's simply not true. 2. Even if it wa#can you blame writers for giving up when readers are checking the same popular blogs over again or reading the same 5 tropes the same#2 pairings over and over. The same series? Over and over. Ignoring everything else and then complaining that their faves don't post enough?#That the popular writer with the incredible series (that rightfully deserves interaction) hasn't posted a new dad!eddie or rockstar!eddie#drabble in ages meanwhile there are writes out there pouring their souls into dad!eddie and no one reads it. There is so much rockstar Eddi#smut out there that it could sustain a brand new reader for an entire year before they needed a new fic#Idk man. I'm just feeling so defeated. I write for fun now. But there was a point in time where I desperately tried to build a platform by#offering requests and writing a lot of things I would not otherwise write to try and gain traction on my page and every time I see another#food fucking fic get hundreds of notes I get so sad that I wrote that stupid Melon fic because I had people in my life that told me#they would be excited to read it and for what? One of them still talks to me. The others moved on so fast. Most didn't even reblog it.#Some of them have since written their own food fucking fics that got triple the notes of my OG. Again. No shade to them. I don't own the#concept. It's just disheartening and fucking sad above all else. How hard I tried to get people to LIKE me and my stories. 😂#Just sad hours in general tonight my guys. Going to go and pour the bad feelings into Aftermath and then maybe make a bad life choice and#pour all my savings into an ipad#YES I KNOW first world problems. I know. That's why I try not to talk about it bc it seems so petty considering the state of the world#But you can't help what gets you down#EMMs Journal#EMM's Journal
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looking like that, you'll open some wounds
the promised taryn/ghost get-worse oneshot will go live this weekend 🖤 a tease:
Off balance, the two of them. She has come to rely upon the push and pull of their encounters. There's an equilibrium there—circling this thing hand-in-hand like revelers around a bonfire, tugging one another toward the heat of the flames and yet always inexorably on, around, away. But they've both fallen out of step. She once read the tale of a brave girl who had to dance through fire to thaw the ice-heart of her beloved. Every moment of the dance was agony, but when she emerged, she was unharmed. That's how love works in fairytales. This is not love, pure and generous, but she feels the lick of flames regardless.
#jude said “while i walked the path of daggers and poison she walked the no-less-fraught path of desire”#and you know what. i took that seriously#(this is still teen and up tho. i don't do smut.)#anyways just a little heads up <3#this is the oneshot that spawned the idea for a longer series that's more political-intriguey#but as of rn i'm undecided if i'll actually write it#we shall see#but it was fun to just let them be a little bit awful#i drafted this literally right in the middle of revising mniwyd#bc i was like. possessed by this iteration of their characters#and needed to get it out of my system to return my full attention to mniwyd lmao#that's why i'm posting it so soon after wrapping mniwyd - it's been done for a while!#tfota#the folk of the air#taryn duarte#taryn x the ghost#tfota fic#taryn x ghost
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Whats your idea of a perfect date
Perfect date? In my eyes, it's all about the little things.
I don't have a license and I don't want to have one, but it would start with a good drive while I play passenger princess, enjoying the open road. I don't trust myself behind a wheel, but I love being driven around, I love velocity and long long trips. Sometimes I do enjoy the car drive more than the destination, but welp
Stopping by a pub or a dark, smoky bar with a jazz band playing in the background. Good drinks, good music...or a cafe and share a good cappuccino - each with their own. I dunnot share my caffeine
Followed by a moonlit stroll in a beautiful park by a river, ending with… watching the stars together
Sitting on a rooftop with a view of the city could also be fun, even though I'm afraid of heights
Maybe some more pleasurable activities afterwards, if we feel so inclined
But, alas, I don't exactly believe in perfect dates. Life is too messy and unpredictable for perfectly curated moments.
#asks#anon#lgbtqia#lesbian#all this to say: i've never been on a real date not really#i just write a lot of romance and live through my characters while romancing myself inside my head#why the sudden romantic asks tho#did i receive this around february?#...#no! this was in august!#anyway yeah dated a considerable amout of people but never went on a real romantic cliché date#ngl i think i've been on more romantic-ish “dates” with my best friend than any other person#agh okay i shouldn't have said that imagining my dear girl in a romantic way is making my skin crawl#not that she aitn a gorgeous lil thing but she is _not_ my type and she's like a sister to me </3 and she is os so very straight#it's as one of my friends says: some people are just good for hookups and that's how it is#actually#book shopping date? sounds extremely perfect if you ask me#oof wait can you imagine a cosplay date? now that would scratch an itch i'm sure#ohohohohohohohohohoh date at the theatre? concert date?#gay#very gay#maybe the zoo? i've never been to a proper zoo#actually i think i've written so much romance i became my own ideal date who absolutely egotistical is that#*gasp* good omens date that turns into a good shag because we can't take the tension between the two idiots? hm yes#i would maybe even consider a dancing related date but i don't dance#not in a dignified way anyway#could it be considered a date if you both just bring your laptops and write gay fanfics together? cause that sounds delicious#“trying to write some smut are we? c'mere lemme give ya some inspiration”
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the funniest part of editing my fanfiction is when my friends are reading it, and they leave notes like "for the record this is not at all a normal thing for a body to do" not in a shaming way (my friends are awesome and they would never) but because they know that my joints behave in ways that i often forget are not available on the standard-issue model of the human body.
ANYWAY HAPPY DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH
#del/lat#(possibly)#(i always worry that stuff like this will bum people out even if i'm not bummed about it)#i have dlc shoulder dislocations and we still don't know why BUT i can do it on command and freak people out at parties#i can do my hips too#so when i'm drawing smut and i'm like 'okay his leg is here and their arm is there'#i get a lot of comments on the bendy rubber-hose-ness of my poses because apparently 'that's not something a hamstring should be able to do
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jcs kinktober masterlist
(sorry minors, but pls don’t interact with this. nothing personal, of course, but this just isn’t the space for you lovelies)
cw: heavy mentions of kinks under the cut obviously
i'm going to be so fucking fr with y'all rn. most of these are poly even if they're labeled as a single ship. that's just the universe i write for babes. i'm so embarrassed to even post this list. i would ask god to help me for when i post these in october, but anything good and holy has long left the chat. i'm scheduled to be struck down by lightning by november 1st. anyway here's wonderwall.
(also fair warning. i'm the most vanilla person in existence. if you look up the term vanilla is the dictionary, it's a photo of me. i say this to clarify THESE ARE (mostly) NOT MY KINKS. DO NOT JUDGE ME. I AM BUT A WRITER WHO REALLY LIKES DYNAMICS OKAY?? DON'T PERCEIVE ME. nyway, more warnings and stuff to come in the actual fic.) also watch my tumblr get shadowbanned for me posting this. maybe i should censor the words. IDK.
pegging- jesus x mary
roleplay- jesus x mary x judas
hate sex- mary x judas
rimming- jesus x judas
omo- LMAO JUST KIDDING. honestly don't know for this one. open to suggestions!!! EDIT- COLLARING WINS OUT
frottage- jesus x judas (kudos to gav for the inspo on this one)
virginity- jesus x judas
gore- jesus x judas (this sounds worse than it is lol. i swear it's not bad at all. gore is more of just a theme, not a sex thing. but... it is the bible... so...) this is also mixed with the bonus prompt bathing so!! y'all can work that one out
stripping- jesus x mary (modern)
praise kink- jesus x judas
sensory deprivation- jesus x reader's choice (ooo jami is trying new things for once 👀👀)
somnophilia- jesus x judas
size difference- god x judas x satan
orgasm denial- jesus x judas
temp play- mary x judas
gags- mary x judas
threesome- peter x judas x james
spanking- god x judas (modern)
voyeurism- jesus x mary x judas
mind control- judas x satan x jesus (lmao i’m sorry i had to)
lingerie- jesus x judas
BONUS PROMPTTT: dancing together- jesus x judas
rough oral sex- jesus x mary x judas
sex toys- mary x judas (modern)
edgeplay- jesus x judas
overstim
s&m- jesus x judas (was totally singing the rihanna song the whole time i wrote this one)
body worship- jesus x judas
breathplay- jesus x judas
free use- judas x everyone
this is a free day so... ONCE AGAIN OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS
EDIT: i have been harassed but i’m not using my free day on it… so…
32. BONUS DAY- the piss fic.
#kinktober#jcs#jesus christ superstar#god pls don't kill me for this#THESE ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE#I'M FICKLE#also let's be completely clear#we don't kinkshame on my blog!!!#everyone vibes with what they vibe with#feel free to suggest any kink you want to see bc i don't judge#why is writing jesus smut so much easier than writing hamilton smut?? someone explain this to me
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Asking for your followers' thoughts/opinions and then receiving those thoughts/opinions respectfully; to turn around and consider that discussion as someone targeting you is an interesting response. You weren’t asking for an opinion, you were asking for validation. Which is fine. But if we are old enough to be writing smut on this site, we should also be old enough to recognize and voice our needs. Initiating what people thought was a good-faith conversation about an issue, to then turn around and act as though this was unsolicited or abusive just proves the point.
#personal#not a poll#but really#dont ask why people don't want to talk to you and get upset when it’s because we’re worried we’ll set you off#if you want/need validation just say that#don’t disguise it as asking for people’s opinion#this blog is turning into a diary#smut#if we’re reading/writing smut we should be able to recognize our emotions
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If you find a minor in fandom space and they’re writing smut and your reaction is to make a callout post and harass them into deleting their blog, you have bullied a minor. I don’t care about your reasoning, you’ve bullied a minor. And to that, I ask: What good do you think you’re doing?
Edit: I feel like it's been a bit since I made this so I thought I should add a little context:
I made this post after seeing a adult (one who had only been an adult for a year or so) bully a teenager off the platform for writing smut. From what I could see, the teen had never interacted with them before and the adult decided to call them out apropos of nothing and the entire situation was really hostile and toxic. The adult tried to excuse their harassment as "trying to protect" the teen, even though they had started the interaction by making a post with their user name and telling people to bother them. It was fucked up. Like the motivation and the follow through were almost polar opposites; you can say you're trying to protect someone, but if you do that by hurting them, you're not really protecting them. (And at that point, the person they need to be protected from: is YOU.)
Also, as far as I could find - legally - a minor can read and write smut fic, but an adult should never contact them over it (meaning: flirtatious or sexual messages, invitations to talk privately about sexual topics, invitations to meet, etc). That's when it moves into illegality. If you see a minor in the wild (fandom space) and don't talk to them about things like that, or straight up block them and ignore them if they're engaging with smut and it makes you uncomfortable, you'll be okay.
Harassing them (no matter how good you think your intentions are) is not okay.
#if you make a post all 'I saw Goody Proctor at the devil's sacrament' I wonder why you're at the devil's sacrament in the first place#like how did you find them? why are you looking?#and why have you taken it upon yourself to police fandom space; Salem Witch Trial style?#what are you-- a cop?#leave them alone#we all read and wrote smut when we were teens-- leave them alone#you as an adult should just not engage with them#same as the adults who might take advantage of them; it's on the adult to not interact#if your argument is based on them being not of sound mind because they're too young and you being the mature adult#then you have to act like a mature adult; those are just the rules you set up#please act like one#'I don't want them to be taken advantage of' neither do I; but I don't see how bullying them publicly until they leave does that#'but they're not in the space anymore'; they could just make a different blog and not put their age#like you had the opportunity to be a positive influence in their life - you could have imparted about the dangers of adults online -#and you decided on violence#bullying them makes you a dangerous adult - so - congratulations I guess
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