pumpkinnning
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leo. she/they. early 30s | f1 (5 • 16 • 44 ) rpf 🔞 sebchal/chewie • pumpkinning on ao3 ❄🔥 horror romance making everything into a ferrari metaphor 💀💀💀
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In celebration of Goblin Week, let's revisit this rainbow of color-themed goblins I risograph printed for Goblin Week 2023.
(prints for sale here)
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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in light of Trump's inauguration speech declaring multiple national emergencies that require him to take god-knows-what executive actions immediately, I'd like to remember this chapter of "On Tyranny" by Timothy Snyder:
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The red bull merch in this picture...his golden halo...OKAYYYY
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we need to make using twitter in 2025 embarrassing
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everyone is always like aww look at that cat but no one ever ask who's the fucked up little man who posted that cat
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shoutout to nohpleclerc on bsky for getting rid of that ugly ass hp logo
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Give that character a big nose. Give that character freckles. Give that character moles. Give them dimples give them acne give them big eyebrows give them a tooth gap give them eyebags please its good for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its enrichment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"this timeline is cursed" dont give up angel, ok? we're in the sir lewis hamilton timeline. theres good in the world, ok?
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God I wish more fantasy writers knew how horses work.
‘After a couple hours at a solid gallop they arrived-‘ after galloping for multiple hours??? That horse is fucking dead what are you TALKING about. Have you ever tried sprinting for multiple hours at a time?????? If you are traveling long distances by horseback you are keeping at a walk with an occasional trot and an even more occasional canter, you are not galloping the poor beast the whole way there I don’t care how cool the aerial shots of galloping horses look in film.
Also they make more noises than just neighing. For the record. Since I’m on the subject.
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