#why does he say it like that

[mindisinmars]

AAAATTENTION!

[maleficore]

We can be good for each other.

[thresholdbb]

Nobody:

EMH Mark II: Yass! Yass, Yass, yass...

[anonymouslyangsty]

I think we can all agree that Kai Monteago’s “Ohhh shhhit!” line is the best sound bite in all of Project: Eden’s Garden chapter 0

[autisminfinite]

half-point

[rosysugarr]

"No ban? Yeah, this is a sex-free Ranboo stream. From now on, there'll be none, none of that."

[leowifefang]

this game is something i think

[batterseas]

oh, please, there’s just one more thing, right? one more miracle, sherlock, for me. don’t be… dead. would you, just for me, just stop it? stop this.

[tragically-jane-doe]

My obsessive rewatch rn is hbomerguy Roblox oof video and every damn time this fucker says warner brothers I lose another bit of my sanity

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

the high guards littlest fan

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Yeah, I don't know about you, Fidds, but I'd fold at this 🙏

Previous!!

Next!!

First!!

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[idiotsonlyevent]

i wonder where the idea of chilchuck being a deadbeat came from when theres like. no textual evidence for it ?

he knows what all of them are up to; he still writes to flertom and she sent him his neckwarmer, so that to me implies that they at least have a somewhat positive relationship?

its more ambiguous with meijack and puckpatti, but since meijack is also a picklock, i wouldn't be surprised if he taught her himself, considering how trades are often passed down through families, and because he talks about sending people to her if he dies.

also the way he talks about puckpatti is very like... it's obvious he wants her to take things more seriously, but he's accepting, and his tone here reads more fond to me than anything else.

like, he keeps his daughters' old toys under his desk? that doesn't scream 'deadbeat' at all, it screams 'empty nester' who doesn't know how to reach out or is scared to do so

EDIT: i know a lot of the 'deadbeat dad' stuff is jokes, but some people are Not joking and genuinely think chilchuck is a bad dad. this post is not saying that you cant joke about it; it is just outlining what canon shows regarding his (clearly positive) relationship with his kids.

[museofvoid]

i'm sure someone has posted a clip of this somewhere but i haven't seen it and i need to share it cause this makes me genuinely go insane

[thresholdbb]

Kira: What do you want, Dukat? Dukat: I see you have lie-locks on your nightstand. Your mother loved Bajoran lie-locks