#why do they always do this

[slothxio]

flopped on ttk ;(

[gaysolangelo]

THEY CANCELLED DEAD BOY DETECTIVES????? I AM GUTTED AND DEVASTATED WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[petrovna-zamo]

Katya:

Trixie:

[mcgnussen]

me seeing haas on different tyres than the rest of the grid: oh no

[triona-tribblescore]

Being given 20 pages of drawings to do by the end of the week before college starts again is makin me wanna do some not very girlypop things (murder)

[tiger-moran]

I really wish I could care more about this Moran's meltdown because he thinks Moriarty is dead then his emotional turmoil when he finally finds out he's alive after all.

[creatively-storm]

I got my hair cut today. I had long hair, down to my elbows. And now I have a bob. I asked for, and I quote, "Oh, just an inch please. Just for the dead ends." We live in Florida, we see gators all the time and say "Oh, look at that X footer!" WE SHOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN INCHES AND FEET. I wanna cut my own hair from now on T~T

[aweepingwilllow]

i stare at the sky all alone and wonder where it all went wrong

i thought this time it was different

it was not

the stars blinked out one by one and i was left all alone in the dark, grieving what i had once again lost

[thedangerfloofhasreturned]

[sm0kedfag]

mx wellman i am CURSING YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY

[richmondtigers]

amazing comeback on saturday against the hawks 💛💛

[adhd-mode-activate]

Me: merely existing

Character who has refused to speak to me for six months: *knocks down the door* hey

Me: I HAVE MIDTERMS

Character: *sits down and makes themself cozy* I don't think I asked. Now, hear me out...

[pinkandblueblurbs]

also fuck twd for introducing the second (technically third but olivia never did shit) not skinny person and making her another cowardly insecure person!

[twinliches]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.