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"I can end this any time I like? I haven’t even begun."

(Some love for book 1!Laurent 🐍)

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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My tragic lovelies… just them 💔

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i was not made for employment i was made to fantasize about getting shotgunned like a beer can by a vampire

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Opened Twitter and got hit with “what if Jeremy buys Jean from Ichirou”. Closed Twitter.

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Mi dosis mensual de ellas dos.

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Obviously we’ve got the hoped for extra three seasons and the threads left hanging waiting for that but, honestly I’m kinda surprised they haven’t addressed/explored why Ezran can talk to animals yet. that’s a very not normal skill to just have. and not something we’ve seen any other human character do anything like. I had always just assumed he had connected to idk the earth arcanum or something and just not realised it yet, aka something like Terry’s I don’t control plants I just have a good relationship with them thing. but with animals instead. I had very much expected upon Terry showing Ezran his bird babies and Ezran proceeding to just have a little chat with them, like that’s a normal thing for totally non magic humans to do, for Terry to casually go “cool! you’ve connected to an arcanum as a human just like your brother! good to meet another earth guy outside of the drakewood!” and for Ezran to be all “whaaat??” but hey, that’s just me. anyone else got any theories on why Ezran can talk to animals?

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David Wymack approximately 250 times a day:

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Okay, I might be pulling this out of my ass but since that finals match was in Evermore that means the foxes should have been wearing their white away jerseys. Which means: the final match was a game of chess.

Not only are they wearing white, but they have first serve (Dan won the coin toss), and near the end the Foxes' king (Neil, because this is a battle between Riko and Neil) changes positions with the tower (Matt, a defenseman that towers over most people) creating the illusion of a castling.

And right there at the end, Riko attempts to kill Neil because they're in front of each other, but that's not how kings work. In the time it takes him to take that step, Andrew closes the gap and strikes. Check mate.

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@magnificentmicrowave OKAY

LOOK AT MY FRIEND'S LIKODOT DOODLE RIIIGHT NOW

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best andrew minyard quotes because why was my man spitting shakespearean lines so casually???

“who fears the monster that knows the taste of a whip?”

“hell hath no fury. is your spine the spine of the righteous? are you trying your best to step on my toes because you’re feeling the tragic weight of the holier than thou?”

“truth is irrefutable and untainted by bias. sunrise, abram, death; these are truths.”

“oh, neil. you’re far too heavy to tread ice this thin.”

last but not least because this is the best one

“is your learning curve a horizontal line?”

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Jeremy Knox is lowkey the manifestation king. Wdym u want to win the championships before u graduate and then Kevin day hands u the best backliner in NCAA exy. And what do u mean that backliner is ur exact type in men.

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happy birthday to some guy named Junior?? I guess?? The blood writing on the wall was a bit excessive but we all have our traditions I guess

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You don't even know how much I wanna see jealous Ty but like eye twitching, neck breaking, leg shaking, fist cracking bones, death stare jealousy Ty. BEGGING ON MY KNEES

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mitsuba and kou’s colors were meant to go together!! they’re literally meant to be.

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APT Lumity old sketches ⚡️💟