#why didnt he get mauled

[monochromeruby]

WHAT A NIGHTMARE I LIVE IN (spoilers for dcas 18):

YOU CANT TELL ME THAT JAKE GETS TO STAY ON THE SHOW AND CONNOR LEAVES AFTER ALL THAT

If he wins IF HE WINS I don’t know what I’ll do… I REALLY DONT. I’ll unsubscribe from OddNations Cartoons… I’ll never watch any media again, actually.. I just can’t I CANT.

I’m sorry but I’m not Jake’s #1 hater IM JAKE’S MOST PASSIONATE HATER. Nobody hates him more than ME I can’t STAND THIS MAN.

If you hate Jake as much as I do (you really don’t but you can try) Then DM me.. hit me up.. we can start a real hate club ❤️ we can fight the world.. together… as one big happy family 🥹

IM SORRY IF YOU LIKE HIM I bet you’re a lovely person in real life BUT WHY WONT THIS MAN GET ANY REPERCUSSIONS FOR HIS ACTIONS???? ASHLEY GETS OUT CUZ OF HIM. CONNOR TOO. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I RANTED TO MY FRIEND FOR TWO CONSECUTIVE HOURS ABOUT MY HATRED FOR THIS 23 YEAR OLD UNEMPLOYED EXCUSE OF A MAN AND I DONT THINK I SAID ENOUGH.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna do something drastic. ALLY. RIYA. ONE OF YOU TWO. WIN. PLEASE. THE THOUGHT ALONE OF JAKE WINNING IS ENOUGH TO SEND ME INTO PSYCHOLOGICAL AGONY. PSYCHOSIS EVEN.

I don’t want to share any qualities with this man.. I might just become heterosexual so we don’t have the common quality of both being gay..

So pick my brain if you dare.. We can either bond over shared hatred or you can try to defend him…. I was blessed with a mouth and I learned how to type.. I’m using these gifts to say my piece, even if I die trying… let the world engulf me in flames as I fight my last battles, with honor to my cause❤️‍🩹

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I need to get a better hobby, actually

[raybeetle]

i so sad

[mummer]

literally what do you MEAN the coyote got run over offscreen and the roadrunner is alone and left unchased!!!!!!!!!!

[dangoulains-devotion]

grips you by the shoulders

give FFXIII a chance

as much as I adore the game I will accept the gameplay isn't for everyone

but the story is so worth it

[dreamsy990]

he won (but at what cost)

go to @littleguyshowdown to help polly not die a horrible death via spam emails when the next round starts

[baekuras]

shoutout to todays customer who returned his sunglasses because they gave him headaches and when i asked if he wanted me to check to find the cause of it he refused ONLY to 5minutes after the return ask why they could cause him to have headaches when his daily clear ones don’t

fun fact 1: he was supposed to come in at 4pm because he wanted his money back in cash and we didn’t have that much in the morning, but he came during noon and i had to scrape some together fun fact 2: he asked my male coworker why they would cause issues when i was the one who took on his request for...some....reason....could it be....sexism.....no it can’t be (:

another shoutout to the woman insisting we give her mother who has diabetis, sees double AND can’t speak german and eye exam and tell them why she can’t see well even after me explaining to her that we can’t measure her prescription as well (or at all) like an actual doctor can due to both machinery AND lack of medical knowledge....surprise: it didn’t work out and the result were wonky and she may need prisms but maybe not who knows not fucking me because we skipped like 2dpt between slides at some points and none of the prescriptions i offered and adjusted cleared her seeing double (: yes hi hello i can actually do my job and know what is possible and what isn’t (:

[lemonkennedy]

rest in peace yodie oh my god

[sneppu]

The Reasons Why Severus Snape is Secretly a Cat, Actually.

I'm saying he's a neglected and abused stray little black cat and here is why

He's very meow meow. VERY kitten.

Black cats are vilified and assumed by some to be evil. Coincidentally, both of these things happen to Snape as well.

Difficult to befriend. Cats are already picky about who they like, and Cats who have had it rough are even more difficult. One cannot just waltz up to a cat like that expect friendliness, or even indifference for that matter.

Extremely bad, no good, very bad luck with dogs. Seriously, the man MUST have dog trauma by now. Werewolves? Sirius, one of his biggest haters and tormentors, a dog animagus? even Fluffy mauling his leg?? The first two were marauders, yes, but that's not a good thing when it comes to Snape. (not all dogs and cats dont get along, but its certainly interesting. Personally, I headcanon him as a definite cat person who has a bad associations with dogs but thats a whole other post.)

Very hissy and snarly and unpleasant when threatened - and sometimes, even when YOU think there's no apparent threat! This is premium Gato™ Behavior. An abused little shelter cat, horribly unsocialized, becoming hyper defensive anytime anything happens to him, even if the thing that is happening is kind.

it fits with the idea that hes "mean for no reason" because there IS a reason - cats are complicated little guys! Where you see a nonissue, He might see a threat. Where you see kindness, he might see mockery. Where you see playfulness he might see cruelty, and so on. After all, he's been on the receiving end of it all too often.

Cats like this usually end up stuck in shelters - not a home - because no one will take them. They're too offputting, they're too mean, they're too much trouble. One could argue that Hogwarts itself IS that shelter in this scenario; a place to be, but not a home. Not really.

Worth noting: maybe to Harry, Hogwarts can be considered a sort-of Home, but he actually found kindness and friends there. Severus lost his only friend and was tormented there. Better than his incredibly shitty situation with his family? Certainly! but Shelters often are.

SWM fits as well; A moment of extreme distress from being humiliated, afraid, and overwhelmed? all those jeering laughing faces while he is vulnerable and unsafe, defenseless at the hands of people who have continuously hurt him for years?? and to see and know that his friend - his BEST friend - the only friend; the only PERSON, he has, is there holding back a smile as it is happening too? Have you ever met a cat in distress? of course he lashed out. It's honestly astounding that he didnt lash out MORE.

and while on the subject of SWM, him lashing out at Lily applies here too. A cornered, distressed cat (especially one with a history of abuse) sees everything as a threat , even people it is normally friendly to, if it's distressed enough. Have you tried to bathe a cat? or maybe tried to coax one to get into a cat carrier for the vet? these things are very difficult but manageable at the best of times but "vulnerable, afraid, humiliated, and threatened" are NOT the best of times, I fear.

it even works with his occlumency and the way he deals with vulnerability as well. Cats, when in pain, do their best to hide that pain. This is because to be outwardly hurt is to be vulnerable, and that can lead to predation by bigger animals. Severus too, hides his vulnerability. The things that truly matter to him, his worries, his soft and squishy bits, and loyalties all carefully locked away.

Rivalry with Minerva?? that's just good ol' unserious cat drama. Have u ever seen an indoor cat staring down a stray through the window? silly little creatures. They'll grumble about it and act like its on sight (and maybe it is!) but when you're not looking, there'll be sniffing through the glass and pretending they dont care while they nap suspiciously close by.

Starved for affection and touch. An abused stray, past all the hissing and the fear and violence, once they're finally given a chance and finally understand that they are safe, just wants to be loved. They usually end up being the most affectionate and loyal cats of all! only to those they feel safe with, of course.

And speaking of loyalty, that applies here too. He was loyal to Lily, the first and only person to show him kindness (though my feelings for her are very complicated) and he was later loyal to Dumbledore. Unfortunately, neither of these people ever truly took in the stray, not really. And so the Stray was never actually socialized, and never completely safe, and never actually given a home.

and finally.. his death. Cats have a tendency to hide when nearing death, or dying.. and as such, often die in solitude. Severus may not have exactly had a direct hand in this of course, but.. there's something about him dying in this shitty little shack, far away from the action, presumably alone (or so he thought until Harry and his friends materialized out of nowhere under the cloak.). He wasn't actually alone in his actual final moments, but in the time leading up to it? Very lonely.

In a way, one could say that Lily came closest to adopting the stray Sev cat. And maybe she would have! maybe she wanted to take in the stray at one point - had planned to, even! But her friends told her he was dirty and gross, "who knows where that things been! he's probably diseased". and The marauders kept tormenting him, making him increasingly defensive and hissy and violent, as cats often are in that situation and then it was also "look how cruel and mean he is! he'll only hurt you". and maybe when the time finally came and that defensiveness finally WAS aimed at her it only confirmed what she had already begun to believe. And then she decided she wasnt a cat person after all. Who knows? One could make an argument for all of that. Do i see things that way? maybe, maybe not. My feelings toward every character who is not Snape are largely indifferent for the most part.

Verdict: Severus Snape is a Cat. He is a little kitten meow meow. Give this man a little cauldron to curl up in asap

[nyashykyunnie]

˗ˏˋ Pirate King! Jinwoo x Siren! Reader ◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡ ˎˊ˗

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[ TW: Yandere Jinwoo, Violence , all Shadows Mentioned are in Human Form ]

‧₊˚ ☁️⋅ Part 1 || Part 2 ♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

╰┈➤ ❝ [ I'll Bind Myself To You Over and Over ] ¡! ❞

Jinwoo continued to look for another week, but for some weird reason— The sea was incredibly calm.

Too calm.

It was maiing Jinwoo very restless, and his crew could see it. Igris tried to reason with Bellion and Beru to do something, anything to make their captain stop pacing back and forth on the dock. Even Iron couldn't do anything and would only take over the wheel.

No one in the ship knew what to do, even Tusk's famous fish stew wasn't doing it.

...

"Iron." Jinwoo's strict voice suddenly says as he strides towards the wheel.

The man didn't say much and only moved aside as their captain took over and suddenly spun the wheel rapidly.

"Bring down the sails!" He orders, and everyone suddenly scrambled on their feet to prepare the sails.

They didnt know what was on Jinwoo's mind, but they could tell that determined expression on the man's face was deadly.

"Captain, there's one far ahead on the east!" Kaisel reports.

"Get everyone ready, I want that ship." Jinwoo simply said as he had Kaisel take over. "We wont use the cannons.

There was a hammering feeling inside Jinwoo since early morning, and it was bothering him way too much.

His breathing had been erratic since then, he's never been this anxious even when he faced the holy emperor in the palace and had the old bastard bowing on his feet soon after.

But that's a story for another day.

That's not what's important right now, Jinwoo just knew, he needed that damn ship.

His instincts were never wrong, that's why he was crowned as the pirate king. Jinwoo's gut feeling have never failed him.

And for some reason, the direction of the ship is nagging the living hell out of it.

Jinwoo's grey gaze would land on his men who were utterly confused on why he ordered them not to use the cannons.

"There's something on that ship that I need," He simply said

"An illegal ship, sir?" Bellion asks as he handed Jinwoo his gun.

"Yes." Jinwoo confirms. "Whatever the hell is on that ship, I need it."

There were no further questions asked as the rest of the crew brandished their swords and loaded their guns.

The people on the other ship noticed the mother ship approaching and panicked, blaring the sirens— Warning the rest.

Pure chaos.

But soon, their expressions would pale as a rain of ropes suddenly blasted from the air and hooks embedded themselves on the wooden floors.

Thunderous, proud roars would come from the invading shifts as well as maddened cackles resounds. A bunch of wild pirates would come, climbing the ropes while behind them were gunfire— Preventing the defending parties to take time and prepare as bullets flew by and making men collapse here and there as psychopaths invaded the docks and started stabbing strangers; mauling them into pieces.

"...." Jinwoo's gaze was still steadfast, only firing a few bullets as he walked on the rope hurriedly.

His kids can do whatever the hell he wants, he needed to be somewhere else.

"Secure the ship, get the captain on his knees. If he runs, break his legs" Jinwoo commands, shoving a bloodied sword on Igris's chest as he passed by him.

He didnt even think twice to properly open the door and just shot the handle open, as well as gunning down some baffled crewmates inside the rooms.

Jinwoo continued to walk, his steps heavy and fast with purpose. slamming open some doors, unlocking gates before reaching the very end of the ship.

Blood splatters were on his face now, painting a wicked

Right at the very bottom, inside this giant moss-covered aquarium was a hand peeking on the little glass.

"...." He takes a deep breath, placing his palm against the glass were that small hand peeked.

There, a small light would come out as a warm feeling spread through his chest right where his injuries are.

"There you are, my bride" He whispers, jumping on top of the aquarium and hanging on the ledge as he lunged his arm inside the dirty waters where another palm would grasp his.

Jinwoo pulled the figure up, his other arm wrapping around the other's waist as he kissed the side of their head.

He felt as if that a heavy burden finally lifted off of his shoulders. But as much as Jinwoo wanted to just bask in the moment, he noticed the siren's tail was almost bald in some spots— Lacking tose fluorescent scales and instead a few gashes would come into view and his gaze would harden.

Jinwoo shrugged off his coat and wrapped it around his siren before hoisting them out of the filthy aquarium.

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Up in the docks, the floorboards was pooled with blood as Beru overlooked his crewmates celebrating their small impromptu ship invasion.

He would beam as he hears the door behind him creak and Jinwoo figure would emerge but his mouth would form a thin line as he sees the glare on Jinwoo's face.

Beru swears, that maybe he saw purple in that hardened gaze.

He knew that look so well, it was the type of face Jinwoo made when he rescued his sister from the clutches of the holy family.

Jinwoo is out for blood.

"A siren..." Igris whispers as he sees the humanoid in Jinwoo's arms wrapped in his coat.

"That captain, the damn bastard" Jinwoo snarls, his tone riddled with venom. "I want him in the dungeon. Have Iron prepare my equipment and station him there until I come there."

He then continues, "Igris, Tusk, with me. Bellion will take over from here and Kaisel will watch the ship."

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You didnt know what really happened, you were just resting on a rock after hunting for the whole day when there was a sharp pain on the back of your head. The next thing you knew, you were strapped on a bed with your delicate scales being plucked out forcefully as the humans laughed at your display of pain.

Your shrieks would be ignored as they wore something over their ears while cotinuing to take one scale after another.

The torture was long, you couldn't even count how many have passed as you were in and out of conciousness the whole time.

The humans who captured you didnt even have the heart to give you a proper meal and only tossed some bland seaweed to the poorly kept tank.

You swore, you were about to die— Until a familiar warm hand grasped yours and yanked you out of the dirty waters. Your eyes had been too heavy for you to open, and neither could you make out the sounds around you.

All you knew— Was that you are safe and sound.

The next time you opened your eyes, you are cuddled up in this soft... White things hugging your body, as well as a pair of grey eyes gazing into you.

Initially, you freaked out, thrashing about but the man gently held your shoulders to keep you steady.

"Hey, hey, ssh, it's okay," His voice would register, and your gaze would look up to see him. "Look at me, look at me, do you know who I am? Hmm?"

You can understand him.

Alarmed and curious, you reach your hand out to touch his cheek, and the man only responds by nuzzling your palm and kissing it.

A familiar gesture, a gesture a small human boy did when you were younger.

Jinwoo.

"Remember me?" Jinwoo asks again, and you nod your head.

He lets out a relieved sigh and pulls you in for an embrace.

"I've been looking all over for you, my bride" He whispers so tenderly, kissing your cheek while rubbing your back. "Look at you, my siren, you're so pretty now. But they hurt you so bad, hmm? I'm sorry, I should've come earlier, love. I really am, but it's okay, you're okay. I'm here. I wont leave, I promise."

His gentle voice stirs something in your chest, and you could only respond by nuzzling him further while making soft broken sounds.

"Ssh," Jinwoo hushes you, rubbing your head. "Tusk said that you'll need more rest, sirens heal slower than humans. But since you're bonded to me, it should speed things up"

He pulls back, fixing your hair as you looked down and saw a blanket on top of you, but underneath wasnt a tail.

"It's legs," He chuckles, kissing your cheek. "It must be because you're near me, but don't worry, we can get your tail back. We just... erm... Need to figure it out. We'll do that once you're better, yeah?"

He cooes, peppering your face with more pecks that brought out a giggle in your lips. Jinwoo takes your hand, placing it on his chest where the mark was.

"Go to sleep now, I'll be here in the morning and the day after. Even in the following days" He whispers, gently tucking you back in as he did. "Don't worry about anything else, clear your mind."

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"Captain, the hostage is awake" Kaisel knocks on the door gently. "Your equipment has also been brandished."

"Good," Jinwoo hums, running his hand on your hair before getting up. "Watch over my siren. Should the pretty thing wake up while I'm in the dungeon, call me immediately."

He continues, "After this, I'll host a party for all of you."

Kaisel simply nods, smiling as he watches the captain got out of the quarters.

His gaze would turn cold in an instant, Jinwoo marched down to the dungeon area of the ship with his fists tightly closed.

That bastard dared to actually hurt you, your injuries were so extensive that your tail was almost grey from the abuse. When it turned into legs— Anyone would have vomit at the sight of cuts and peeled skin. It took so much willpower for Jinwoo not to have broke down as Igris, Tusk and Beru worked together in patching your injuries.

"I wonder what kind of scalpel you used" Jinwoo hums, running his hand along the neatly arranged set of daggers on the table as Iron dragged the bastard on the floor in front of his captain. "Scalpels are too delicate, making them very useless on the field."

He then picks up pliers, making the man squirm and sob on his gag as he attempts to crawl away but Iron kept him steady.

"Easy there, buddy" Jinwoo chuckles, his grey orbs turning into monarch purple. "I haven't even started yet,"

He then sits down on the chair prepared for him.

"For every scale you plucked out of my bride's tail, for every single day you kept that pretty doll captive, for every second you spent making them writhe in pain— I will make sure you experience all of it tenfold if not a hundred."

꒰ A/N: Mentally so exhausted I think I'm on writer's block wheeze. I should write for another character for the meantime until I get my creative juices on Jinwoo back. Tysm to you @sylusjinwoon for this request uueeeee. I hope u like it bestie<33!!! Anyway, next fic is either gonna be a Baek Dohwa Fic or a Dr. Zayne fic. ꒱

ʚ(੭´͈ ᐜ `͈)੭ .｡✧･ﾟ: ~♡ —! stories written by kyunnie; translations, reposts, plagiarism are strictly forbidden.

[blood-grove]

//body horror, monster! 141 + reader , death, gn!reader

other; c/n = callsign

a/n: idk how the military works neither do igaf much also this story was not planned this was just something i needed to get out of my system do nto expect it to be good

Shapeshifter!Reader whos always since they were a kid felt itch that there skin was ready to shed and peel like a snake, Who always felt like there body wasn't right had to be perfect flaws and all because that was human.

But they weren't human, weren't hybrid either.

The first time they had ever shifted they were eleven there Father in one of his moods again taking it out on there poor mother.

Something inside them itched at that moment hearing her cries there old dog bite injury felt like it was on fire now as they itched and scratched at it till the skin gave way giving the breathing room for transformation.

The next time they open there eyes they were being kicked there Mother sobbing as she screamed.

Father laid dead mauled beyond recognition.

Did you do that?

Why was she screaming at you?

You were kicked into the foster system the next day narrowly avoiding Juvenile detention your mother had given her last bit of gratitude by explaining to the police that you were defending her you thought she'd praise you after the police left.

You were packing your clothes that night.

You got a DNA test when you arrived due to your mothers alibi to the police.

Human.

They figured it too your mother being clearly traumatized and you sudden violent act of self defense could have made her see anything at moment.

Still didnt explain the injuries that only a dog could cause.

You were 15 when you had a good grasp on what you were.

By 18 you were barely you anymore picked pieces from other peoples faces and bodies till you felt like you looked normal.

By 19 your mother had passed the news reached you slow and the grief went slower.

By 21 you've already been in the military for a while now, If that means with a new face and body each time some higher up sticks there nose into your business then so be it.

Shifting from human to human was easy the more you practiced it.

More harder things like non-humans and animals were doable but animals were getting easier and easier.

You've tried been a K9 once didnt work out for long.

You've had a few nice call signs.

Few you quickly forgot.

[c/s]

Thats been nice to be called recently.

Oh.

Right.

You should focus your meeting your new task force.

Right.

We should focus.

Woof.

Heh.

Its been a few days and wow these guys were something.

Did you mention they were monsters?

Not in a negative way of course.

But getting to know them while they were around base was nice.

Gaz you felt was the easier to get to know the harpy felt open, Talked about how they've never had a human on the team before.

Nice.

Threw Gaz you got to know Soap, You felt like the man was holding back the calm energy around him felt forced at times as the days past both of them seemed to get to know you better and you got to know them better as well.

As for the Captain and Lieutenant you were honestly nervous,

Price had a welcoming aura to him his voice gruff and firm you warmed up to him soon enoug.

Ghost?

You tried.

And shuffled away every time he looked at you.

He noticed.

He noticed?.

You eventually did warm up to Ghost!

You realized he wasn't glaring at you for once and tried to talk to him it was..awkward to many silences but it was a conversation.

So you and him were okay.

Were you okay now weeks later slowly making your place into the team?

No.

You were itching beyond belief this wasn't a good sign—

Actually you didn't even know what kind of sign this was.

You had all just gotten back from a particular rough mission a few more injuries than you all would like you got a few stitches in your arm and every since you could just feel them moving.

Being shifted around stubbornly as if they were a dam in a river.

You couldn't do that here.

You were in the confines of your own room but what if one of them walked in?

Would they report you?

Get you kicked for the military?

Maybe if you could just shift slightly enough to easy the unease under your skin.

The sound of cracking bone was sure to grab attention.

But surely you could just pass it off as stretching?

You could not pass it off as stretching and you were currently hiding in the rafters near sobbing.

Gaz had came in to check on you and caught you half shifted you panicked and lunged at him or the door you couldn't remember you were pretty sure one of your bones were jutting out of your skin as it readjusted into place.

You didn't hurt him.

You were just hoping you could calm yourself enough to shift into something smaller and run away shift into a new person new age try again at childhood maybe?

Maybe you panicking too much?

There also monsters they'd understand?

You didn't mean to lie about what you were.

You just.

The fear of the unknown paralyzed you to afraid of what'll happen what people will think.

You know you could be a threat.

Someone able to take face and shape of anyone?

You could understand if you were saw that way.

But you didn't want to be seen that way.

Every since your mother stared you down in fear not admiration not even shock.

Fear.

You knew you could never let someone look at you that way again.

Not someone you cared about.

Maybe if you hid away long enough they'd forget.

Memories fade.

Faces fade from recognition.

But that's all what you wished what have happened.

Now you were in a awkward stare off with Gaz not to subtly watched your arm pop and snap back into place along with your head.

"I see I should have knocked.."

"Yeah you should have."

A voice of not your own replied.

You hated when your body was out of sync.

You were using the wrong voice again, rearranging your own brain and vocal cords was odd.

Odder when one of your new teammates watched.

"Are- Are you okay?-"

"No" Ghost's voice replied.

"Oh..I-..Er..Do you..need a medic I.."

"No" Your own voice replied finally.

"Can you please leave..My ribs are still not in place and I doubt you'd want to see how that works."

He left.

Probably to tell Price rather then not wanting to see you basically play with your own rib cage like tuning a piano.

a/n; idk where this was going i did not plan this out i just wrote it on a whim

[cosyvelvetorchid]

Requesting smut because yours is some of the best.

Prompt: photo

Well thank you! Ask and ye shall receive! 🩶

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RATED: E

As far as birthdays go Buck was excited for this one.

He and Tommy had both been on 48 hour shifts and were about to have by 72 hours off. Together. Neither knew if it was luck or the gods or the universe but they both chose not to spend any time wondering how it happened lest they jinx it.

His birthday wasn’t actually until tomorrow but everybody was under strict instructions that unless it was a life or death emergency, under no circumstances were they contact with him or Tommy.

So today, Hen had arrived with a cake and Bobby had cooked one of Bucks favourites - baked macaroni. The calls they’d been on were fairly simple - a couple of minor accidents involving minor injuries and no deaths. Buck was trying so hard to not jinx it all by expecting the remaining hours on shift to be easy.

With an hour til the end he was upstairs with the team around the TV.

“So what are the birthday plans, Buck? Hen asked.

“Uh, I have no idea. Tommy says it’s a surprise.”

“You hate surprises.” Chimney stated.

“I dunno, man - Tommy’s surprises are pretty good.” He told him with a bashful smile.

“What does he do?” Chim asked. Buck simply tilted his head and smirked. “Oh ew! No! I did not need to know that!”

“You asked.” Buck said laughing. His phone pinged in his pocket he smiled when he saw Tommys message on the Lock Screen

“Call this birthday gift number 1. ”

He unlocked his phone to see the attached picture and the second his eyes met with the image on screen he quickly tried to hide his phone away so nobody else would see but fumbled it his hands, sending the phone flying out of his hand and onto the floor by chimneys feet.

“I got it.” Chim said reaching down.

“No Chim don’t…!”

It was too late. Chimney saw the image on the screen and immediately threw the phone onto the sofa.

“OH GO NO! NO NO NO NO!” He jumped off the sofa, head in his hands. “WHY DIDNT YOU WARN ME?!”

“I tried!” Buck argued.

“How am I supposed to look Tommy in the eye ever again after seeing that?!”

“What was it?” Hen asked.

Buck turned to look at her. “You don’t want to know.” He said.

“I have never once in my life wished I didn’t have the power of sight. Until today Buckley.” He narrowed his eyes at Buck.

“I’m going to finish packing my bag.” Buck said quickly making his way down to the locker room.

Once alone he opened up the photo to look at it again.

Tommy was laying back on his bed, completely naked and glistening from the shower. The angle was from his groin angled upward - his thick, heavy and rock hard cock in his hand.

Bucks mouth went dry at the sight of Tommys cock and he had to every ounce of willpower he could muster to not get a raging hard on himself. He snot off a quick reply.

“How are you this fucking hot?!”

“P.s you may have scarred Chim for life.”

“Hey Buck.” He turned to Bobby walking into the locker room. He quickly locked his phone, shoving it in his back pocket so Bobby didn’t have a repeat of Chims experience.

“Why don’t you head home.”

“I’ve still got like 45 minutes of my shift left, Cap.”

“Call it your second birthday gift from me.” He said.

“Second?” Buck asked confused.

“Who you think made sure you had the same 72 hours off as Tommy?”

“Has anybody ever told you that you’re the best Cap ever?” Buck grinned.

Bobby laughed. “Go home. Say hi to Tommy from me.”

He set a record for how quick he could change and get into his car.

Buck was mauled the second he walked into Tommy’s house. Tommy had him up against door before he even had a chance to put down his bag.

His mouth was hot and wet as it worked in sync with Bucks; Tommy’s tongue chasing his own. Every inch of his skin exploded in goosebumps as Tommys tongue licked along his jaw and down his neck. Buck breathed heavily outward at the wet sensation. He hadn’t said a single word since he walked in the door and was too worked up to even formulate words.

Tommys hands pulled down bucks sweatpants and boxers in one swoop letting Bucks already leaking cock spring forward. He got down on his knees without a word and took Buck whole.

“Oh fuck!” Buck cried out, finding his words. Tommy often like to tease Buck, working him effortlessly slowly until he was a babbling mess begging to come. But not tonight.

Tommy immediately began taking Buck to the back of his throat with speed. Buck hands tried to grab onto to door, the door frame.. anything to stop himself from buckling. He couldn’t think, he could barely breathe.

“Holy fuck.. Tom…” He panted. Every vein in his body caught fire as loud sharp whines echoed in the entryway.

“Ohmygod…ohmygod..” words pouring from his mouth almost incoherently as Tommy grabbed his ass pulling him forward to take his cock as far down his throat as he could get it.

One of Bucks hands grabbed at Tommys head, holding into his hair for some kind of leverage. Or maybe it was to make sure that he was still alive because he was starting to suspect that he’d somehow died on the drive over and this was in fact heaven.

His body began to tremble as he sped closer and closer to the edge.

“Fuck Tommy.. I… I can’t… oh god!” Every layer of bucks skin was vibrating, every hair standing on end. He couldn’t take it any more. He was so fucking close. Tommys hand shifted on his ass and the tip of his finger made context with his rim.

He didn’t even enter Buck, just the touch was enough to send him spiralling and he shot thick stings of come into Tommys throat with a loud cry. Tommy hummed in response which just make him come even harder.

He slid his head back, licking up every last drop of Evan that had leaked. Bucks head fell back against the door with a bang. He was vaguely aware of it hurting but he quite frankly didn’t have any brain cells left to care.

Once Buck was cleaned of any residue, Tommy pulled his sweats and boxers back up and stood up to give Buck a long slow and firm kiss.

“Happy birthday, sweetheart.” He took Bucks hand and led him to the kitchen to eat the dinner the dinner Tommy had ready for him.

Best fucking birthday ever.

[undead-nothosaur]

I dont know when ill have the time and inspiration again so while this is a pretty messy comic its the best i can do for now

headcanons for pride- Cad is gay and demisexual (I think he mostly cares about his job and spent most of his life genuinely not knowing why everyone else made such a big deal about sex since he didnt think it was all that great), Kenobi is pansexual i dont feel like that needs to be explained lol, Maul is bisexual and while i dont actually headcanon him as trans myself he did technically get some wicked bottom surgery XD

[marvelstars]

Another interesting thing about Vader´s and Palpatine´s relationship is that unlike Count Dooku and Palpatine, were both truly were in it for the power and both made plans to destroy the other early on, there is almost a kind of camaraderie between the emperor and vader you don´t see with Dooku or Maul. The Emperor trusts Vader to have his back because he knows Vader´s loyalty even now is without question, that was always part of his character. Vader is above all loyal to the people he loves and the ideals he holds in great esteem and he loves the Emperor and is loyal to the Empire.

The Emperor does seem to enjoy having Vader around to talk to even if it´s one of his manipulation plots, at this point in his life he is the only one who still sees him as a person, not an authority figure or as a monster and Vader has grown too weary and tired to see where his master is faking it and where he is being honest so he doesn´t try to interpret it one way or the other but still feels a strong protective steak towards the Palpatine, despite the fact Vader was also getting ready to defeat the him with Luke´s help if that was what it took to keep Luke safe.

But then in ROTJ Vader seems almost ready to give up his post(life really) if that serves to keep Luke alive, because without Luke´s help, he no longer was strong enough to defeat the Emperor but also this protective steak for Palpatine is still there, he just feels the same for Luke now and that´s such a big conflict to him.

The Empire as an institution is such an important part of Vader´s plans and pov that connect with his wish to "bring order to the galaxy" which also connects with the " the biggest problem in the galaxy is that no one helps each other" that he was no going to betray the Empire just because Luke asked.

Vader believes the Empire can be fixed and the Emperor removed because he is no longer looking for the best interest of the Empire but he wasn´t going to betray it until it came to a choice between Luke´s life and the Emperor´s life, he made his choice knowing it would not fix what was but it would give a new beggining for something else to be born from there.

On this I believe Vader didnt thought much of the Jedi Order anymore, I believe he respected them as rivals, in fact he often gets angry on their behalf in novels and comics if he sees someone who is not a Jedi collecting or holding lightsabers, he kept his respect for them as an institution and as individuals, this is why I don´t prescribe to the idea in the fandom that he hated them, he didn´t he was dissapointed because he believed they lost their way, he has regrets for his part in their destruction but he regrets the younglings over everybody else, more than anything else.

So when we meet Vader in the OT he just has so many other things to worry about that they just escape his thoughts, they only matter to him in relation to Luke because Luke is important on his own, Luke is his Son and he loves him. He started letting go of the darkside the moment he found about the child he thought he killed with his mother, a child who was still alive, there was nothing he could do to change that darkside or not.

PD: If Vader lived post ROTJ it would have been interesting to see him in conflict with Luke, Leia and Han over what to do with the Empire, honestly a conflict of epic proportions because unlike them Vader could tell them all the issues the republic had as an institution that he hoped to correct with the Empire even if he agreed with them on the Empire´s(and his own) excesses.

A reedemed Vader would not join the rebellion automatically for the mere fact that the rebellion wanted to bring back the republic as it was and Vader knows very well the issues that began the fall of the republic even before Palpatine.

[blkkizzat]

Kali...i feel like ...crazy. cause I just found some shit out about me.

I like Geto cause he seems crazy, but his vibe feels like it's loyal to those who earn it.

I like Sukuna cause it feels like once he has me he is not letting me go if he has ANYTHING to say about it.

And i like Nanami because if you look up Stable and Constancy in the dictionary there's Nanami's fucking Face...

I think i like them cause the versions of them in my mind? they cater to my abandonment issues and my insatiable horniness. They cure the horniness in my heart....nah but in all honesty I love me some Gojo too but for none of these other reasons . He's chaotic and beautiful and vibes like he knows how to use his dick. Like he gives " you will not walk tomorrow one way or another" and I'm oddly horny for it.

🧠

🧠 nonny! all valid tbh!

I definitely get that about geto. For me I feel like his crazy is one you would necessarily know. Like he is good at hiding the darkside and how crazy fucking possessive he is about you. Like he'd be so casual about it too, laughing with you and your coworkers at dinner while slyly giving the deadliest look to your new hire who hugged you a bit too long when he greeted you. But yes, fiercely loyal once you prove yourself worthy of his trust.

Sukuna for sure, he is outwardly crazy and he will literally be all over you once hes formed an attachment. You didnt ask for a personal guard dog ready to maul off someone's face at a drop of a hat but here you are.

Nanamiiiii my wonderful stable husband! He's going to spoil you rotten and you will never have to quest ever for a second if he loves you. Urgh <333 they dont make men like him no mo istg 😩😩

yessss abandonment issues and insatiable horninesss. im riiiight there with youuu. lol but thats why my bias is Toji or Choso cause i feel like they are also broken babies and we can fix each other fcnasfnaejhfbhjfbf.

[wyrmswears]

hey, this is warriors anon. sorry this is a bit late, but snowtuft is one of the dark forest cats that didnt remember why he was in cat hell. like he had no memory of his crimes but was just constantly pushed sround by the others and stuff, ended up helping the protags in the seventh arc. (i assume jay, even if he does have a villain arc, will eventually be redeemed)

AS FOR FIREHEART = LLOYD—

bold of you to assume fireheart didnt fail his apprentices?? like bluestar was obviously less tgan perfect, and both she and yellowfang (who wasnt his mentor but fulfilled a similar role in the story) messed him up quite a bit. but her flaws were mostly about her being haunted by past mistakes and questioning her faith in her ancestors, which id argue is more in line with wu.

but fireheart?? he has a total of three apprentices, all in the first arc. and. he fails them. he doesnt mean to, oh no, he means so well. and he truly does care about them. but he constantly overcompensates. he idolizes bluestar and works so hard to embody what she was to him before her madness took over, and goes about it all in the wrong way bc he cant accept the fact that blue was less than perfect before, no no she was good, not like tigerclaw who is B A D. he sees them through a very b&w lens and when he starts off w/ cinder his method is the complete opposite of tigerclaws w/ raven (which isn’t necessarily bad, he sucked)

but speaking of, hes very encouraging with cinderpaw but not very attentive and doesnt do much to curb her reckless behavior, constantly urging her to try harder snd push beyond her limits (sound familiar?) and later when she has her accident he blames himself. she can never be a warrior and its his fault and hes too sshamed to even go talk to her in the med. den.

hes stricter with cloudpaw, but doesnt really sympathize with him. he distances himself emotionally and later blames himself when cloud runs away. and with bramble he obviously has that initial mistrust that we KNOW causes a lot of self esteem issues w/ bramble bc we get his pov in the next arc.

and its not just his own apprentices, part of it is about failing all the young cats in his clan, despite being extremely young himself. swiftpaws death, brightpaw being mauled by dogs, tawnypaw running away, s n o w k i t

and hes also dealing with prophetic dreams/visions/nightmares while all this goes down?? like bros so tortured???

so we have:

enemy is an evil tiger

idolizes absent mentor (who was less than perfect

prophetic dreams/nightmares abt future

struggling as a mentor

i could probably find more but im honestly tired rn. thoughts????

snowtuft: i didn't realise he had amnesia!! that's so funny you're right he can be jay

firestar: ogh you have made a VERY good point. the part about him idolising bluestar is huge. i didn't remember the details of cinderpaw's apprenticeship before her accident but you're right in drawing the parallels there. i do picture lloyd as a somewhat ignorant character which is inline with firestar's perception of bramblepaw, and bringing it back round to just the general failing of thunderclan's youth has made me really want to reread the books... damn.. maybe after exams...

you've made a really good argument! fine, i am swayed. lloyd gets his main character syndrome after all. (and as another point, i'd say his presence was to fulfill a prophecy; for fire this is 'fire alone can save our clan', and for lloyd it's the green ninja prophecy.)

[tremendouscreationperson]

Din x Reader

This is a little idea that's been rattling around in my brain

Jedi!Reader is stuck in carbonite and Din finds them

Mando and the child Grogu are on the hunt for a Jedi

A lead points them to a pirate that tells them about a certain collection

Cue Mando, Grogu and Hondo breaking into what essentially is a very heavily guarded warehouse

The collection is a museum for very high class criminals and Hondo left that info out

Din is taking cover, counting how many guns are being fired and calculating angles when he realised Grogu isn't in his pouch

Grogu had toddled off to a carbonite slab

Din takes out the guards and possibly gets shot

Din looks at the carbonite and sees a rather defiant looking person

He tries to pry Grogu away but he isn't having any of it so Din releases the prisoner

He hopes this isn't a mistake

It is

Alarms blare and he can hear the comms of the guards he took out

More are coming

He has no idea where Hondo is

You basically flop out of the carbonite and take up a defensive stance

Oh that's why Grogu was interested

You wore a white hooded dress, and had violent lime hair

You wield the sabre and pointed vaguely in his direction

"I can't see"

There's footsteps

"You're a jedi."

"Yes."

They're almost through the door

"I need you to train my foundling."

"wha-?"

You guys weren't alone anymore, Din placed Grogu into your arms and sat you down

You placed the child down and rose planning on deflecting the shots

Even with no sight it would be easy peasy, the force would guide you

Ouch

You were hit

In the arm

What the kriff

You tried to feel for the force

It was there

But it was distant

It was quieter

Almost empty

Din saw what happened but didnt let it distract him

More guards came and he was ready to retreat

He pulled you by the arm

"trust me"

You didn't want to admit you had to

..

Once you could see you realised it was a Mandalorian

You didn't want to know the bounty on your head

"you know our kind aren't exactly friends right?" you chuckled

He was quiet

"I've been to Mandalore, I'd know."

That caught him off guard. He tilted his helmet

"What year is it for you?"

"20 BBY"

He didn't know what to say

"You've been in carbonite for a long time."

..

Seeing the child for the first time was an experience

You had slept in the copilots chair

You awoke to see the back of Yodas head

"Master Yoda?!"

The child turned

"oh? Maybe not."

"Yoda?" Din questioned

"there was a Master, he was this species."

You picked up the child on question

He was cute

"what species?"

"oh I don't know he was a bit tricky to get to know."

The mandalorian didn't speak

..

Bo Katan of all people

She was a sight for sore eyes

It was strange adjusting to this new world

It had been 20 years

You were in 0 BBY

She was shocked to see you

You'd only met once but you hadn't exactly changed

Din hadn't told you much about the jedi

He hadn't known much

"The Jedi order fell."

"how?"

Silence

He had given you a pad to research but the Imperial propaganda and censorship didn't help

Bo told you Maul caused Mandalore to become violent again leading to a civil war and that caused the Imps to burn it

You didn't know what to say

Neither did Din

She told you of another Jedi

Din was quick to follow the lead as the Jedi he had wasn't up to scratch

..

"I don't think I can feel the force anymore" You admitted

Din was sitting in the pilots chair, he turned to face you

You avoided his gaze

"its almost non existent"

"Why do you think that is?"

You bit your lip

"I don't know but it's awful"

You look at him

"it used to be everywhere. Like when you stand in the sun and can feel the warmth."

He was quiet

"oh, sorry I forgot."

He was quiet

"you know, like they said, there are Mandos that take off the helmet"

He tilted his head

"Im not saying do it, but if you ever want to know what the force was like...."

"I'll stand in the sun."

..

You hated sitting on the sidelines but right now you were only really a swordsman

Technically it was a skill but you hadn't realised how much you relied on the force

It felt like your safety wheels were removed

Din fought a cloaked figure in the woods and you practically dragged him off of her

"Ahsoka!"

She dropped her sabres and you both hugged

"Soka." You were crying

She was so much older

So different

Her lekku were so long

She was older than you

"I can't believe it."

You turned to the Mando and he picked up his child.

"I need you to tell me everything."

..

Din and Grogu waited by the campfire he built

He was anxious

He could see you and the other jedi in the distance

The fire was a distraction that only lasted 5 minutes

He was too good at survival

You slowly stood and wandered in the direction of the Crest

Din rose

Ahsoka followed suit but didn't follow you

She also stopped din

"give it time"

"what did you say?"

"I just told her what happened."

Ahsoka turned to the child and smiled

"no Grogu you won't be sad after we talk."

"Grogu?"

..

You emerged with jet black hair

He didn't make a comment but it was a stark difference

Ahsoka understood

Your species used hair as some use clothes

You had had many hair colours throughout the years she knew you

You were very quiet after

Din spoke to Ahsoka about taking the child

She said no

"what about her? She needs you."

She said no

"she doesn't."

..

Ahsoka had kept a keepsake

She had made a copy on the pad din let you use

You had the digital copy of Kenobi's message and an old Holo of you, anakin, obi, padme, ahoska and rex

"who are they?"

Din had waited to ask

This was the fifth time he saw you staring at the screen

"my family."

You pointed to each of them and named them all but the one man in the middle

"and who's he?"

"I can't answer that yet."

..

You and Grogu find the planet Ahsoka told you to go to amazing

"I can feel it"

He was happy to hear that

"in my fingertips?!" you made a face

That made din chuckle

You and din set Grogu onto the rock and watch as he meditates

A ship lands

Now that's an old face

Literally

You ran towards him

"Rex?!"

No

Din saw your disappointment

He spoke to Boba and Fennick

Boba recognised you

"the ransome on that girlie's head is worth almost as much as the child's" fennick commented

You took that as your queue to leave and headed back up to guard grogu

A ship of troopers lands

You stay in position as din tells you

Boba suits up and they all fight

A ship hovers over you

Troopers wearing black armour descend

No they're droids

You slice one in the leg and another straight through the middle

More are sent

You put up a good fight but these are machines

These are replaced quickly

You stand over metal scraps and still there's more being sent

You pick up Grogu and run

You don't make it far

..

Din finds you on the ground

There's a lot of blood

He looks up and sees they have Grogu

They shoot the crest

Din lifts you and runs to Boba

Boba offers a lift and medical supplies

..

You wake and are told the news

Your heart drops

Then it drops again

You can't ask

Not after his son being taken

You don't

It's cramped in Slave I

You and Din take the "morning shift"

One "morning" You're both sitting staring out of the window at the stars

"the pad didn't make it I guess"

You don't know what possessed you

It just slipped out

You and he were sitting comfortably

There was no need for it

He turned to face you and then his helmet and shoulders drooped

"Im sorry, I don't know wh-"

"its fine." He reassured you

"you just woke up to a new world and the only bit of your old world gets destroyed."

You watch as he faces the stars again

"You're allowed to mourn."

"Obi-Wan...

"..the one with the beard, had to take over my Jedi training after my Master was killed by Ventress."

"They still show his wanted Holo, he hasn't been recorded as dead."

That didn't sound the way he wanted it to but you understood

He may be out there

Was that good or bad?

"Ahsoka was almost like the little sister I always wanted, oh and Rex? He was the big brother I didn't know I wanted."

"the clone?"

"He wasn't just a clone."

You held yourself tighter

"Padme was the fiercest woman I've ever met and yes that includes your lot. She was a queen and a senator and just amazing."

You paused

"she was pregnant when she died. She was so excited, she wasn't meant to be, God that was so complicated, but she was so happy."

Din watched you let a tear fall

"she liked names beginning with L, lila or Leia, and she loved the name lucas or luke"

"They're humble names"

"she loved them"

You both maintained eye contact as he asked

"Why was it complicated?"

"anakin skywalker"

The name skywalker was familiar

A jedi general in the clone wars

Din didn't know much else

"anakin fell in love which isn't exactly allowed, theres ways around the rule but Obi was a bit strict. He and padme weren't subtle. We pretended not to notice but they were pregnant."

Din nodded once

"anakin was always a little... moody, a little dark. But he was the balance he had to be dark so he could be light..."

You took a breath

"He was meant to be the Chosen One."

You were struggling and Mando could tell but he let you continue

"Ahsoka thought he died, or like the others was MIA, but she..

.. So maul took over Mandalore"

You changed the subject

"He had a vision that anakin would turn and the only way to save everyone, to keep the peace was to kill him. She didnt believe it. No one who knew him would. He was a brilliant man and always fought the good fight.

She met maul again and he led her and some others to a sith temple, they got what they came for but Darth Vader turned up."

You had heard of Vader

He immediately came up on the pad the first time you tried to search the word Jedi

"She had heard rumours. But when they fought she sliced his mask."

You but your lip to stop it quivering

Din leant over

He placed his gloved hand on yours

"You don't have to say anymore"

You shook your head

"it was him." You choked out

Din didn't know what to do

He pulled you in for a very awkward embrace

You didn't really care that the armour was cold

Or that you were leaning at an awful angle

Or that you were crying infront of a mandalorian in anothers ship

Once you quietened down you muttered

"Soka thinks I'm weak with the force because of the time, like a muscle atrophing"

He nodded, still embracing you

"were going to find him and then get you two trained"

You agreed

..

Dins friends all stood awaiting imminent death

You had retrieved his son

You had also encountered the dark troopers again

Droids back in your day were easier to kill

There was a ship behind you

A single fighter

It felt

Warm

"Mando." You caught his attention and subtly waved your fingers

It didn't at first but then it clicked

He moved to the surveillance screens

There was a figure mowing down the troopers

"that's what you're meant to be doing" the big lady, Cara, commented

"I know."

The figure waited by the closed doors

"open the doors" Din ordered

It came through and you all braced yourself

He placed the sabre back in his belt

Then pulled his hood back

Maker he looked familiar

"You're a jedi." it wasn't a question

"I am." He extended a hand towards Grogu "come little one"

You watched as Grogu looked between the two

"He wants your permission." the Jedi spoke

Mando looks to you

"you'll train him?"

"I will."

"You're young, who trained you?"

The Jedi looked taken aback by that

"Master Yoda."

Your eyes lit up

"Yodas alive?"

The look on his face told you otherwise

"You.. are interesting."

You looked around the room before deflecting

"if we send Grogu with you will you keep him safe?"

"You have my word."

Din cuts in

"What good is the word of a stranger?"

"my name is Luke Skywalker."

You stared at him in shock

Absolute shock

"You both need training."

Lucky guess

He offers you a place

You decline

You can't

But you will go with him to his ship and talk

..

Din thinks you're both leaving him

He takes his helmet off for Grogu which he sees you're pointedly avoiding looking

He appreciates that

He reaches out and squeezes your hand

You need this

You were practically family with the skywalkers

He stars the Jedi in the eye and hopes you'll be safe

..

He is shocked when you return

You walk back to find his helmet secured and the others very casually not mentioning it was off

"I spent my whole childhood, from age 4 learning and training." You explained later on as you sat next to him

"I know it all, its just practice." You sounded unsure

"Im glad youre here." He hesitated before patting your knee

..