#why did you deactivate omg i have so many questions!!!!

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

omg I want to know, how were the Napoleon Queer Wars of 2014 like?? 😬

oh lord lol

It's been almost ten years and I still get weird YIKES reaction in my skin when I think about it, or when people in the current Napoleonic corner act a bit like the people from back then. Which is a me issue, and not anyone else's problem. But it is why I don't really engage with anyone from the Napoleonic side of tumblr anymore - too many bad memories and bad taste in my mouth.

Essentially, someone posted the (in)famous Cronin quote re: Napoleon telling Coulaincourt about the Feelings He Gets When Looking At Someone Handsome Friend Shaped. They speculated about queer* implications of this.

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*necessary disclaimer about modern concepts of sexuality not being applicable to the past yadda yadda yadda. I'm using short hand here, folks. No one needs to jump down my throat.

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A bunch of the Very Serious History Blogs(tm) came down hard on them being like "you're a fool, absolutely not, Napoleon was Straight(tm)". Someone else replied being like "Well what about That Letter from N to Josie concerning a Certain Tsar of Russia?"

I forget how That Letter was explained away, but it was.

Some name calling nonsense and really aggresive replies where bandied back and forth. People were passive aggresive and mean. People ignored each other then wrote vagueing posts about it. The usual damned foolishness you would expect.

Then someone else referenced that one book whose whole thesis is basically Napoleon was Probably Bi. The book, I will say, isn't great. I'd never recommend it. But it was floating around in the 2014/15 world of Napoleonic Tumblr.

And oh man was the person who suggested it torn to shreds. Eviscerated. It was like watching a train wreck and the by standers decided to lock the doors of the train and not let the passengers off while everything burned.

There were weird spin-off dramas from this nonsense where people got into whether or not being interested in Napoleon made you a war crime sympathizer. (Some things never change on this webbed site.) Messy, messy. Also, utterly dumb.

Anyway - it ended up weirdly boiling down to two sides: Are You A Serious Historian/Take History Seriously(tm) Therefore Anti-Napoleon Possibly Being Something Like Queer Even If Never Acted On versus People Having Fun(tm) on the Internet Who Now Have Their Backs Up and Are Responding Perhaps Unwisely.

There was a third party, which I was part of at that time** (no longer, since I left academia), which was the "We Do Real History As A Day Job, Because We Are In Academia, but Lol Like Hell Would I Think to do Serious History on the Blue Hell Site. I'm Present for Shits and Giggles and Idle Speculation and Chats. Nothing Here is Serious. Everyone Needs To Calm Down and Take Themselves Way Less Seriously." We were a small contingent, to say the least.

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**this is not to say I didn't walk away with egg on my face. Because I did. My comportment wasn't great and it's something I've been trying to be better about ever since.

It's not a time I think anyone save like four Napoleonic-interested blogs can look back on without blame.

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But yeah - it was a real bad time on here. People were called names and cruel, cruel messages were sent to various and sundry by various and sundry. People deactivated over it. Friendships were literally torched because of it. There was a lot of issues with: "What Is Tone When Jumping On Someone's Post?? We don't know how to gauge it! Are you being mean? Are you being helpful? Who knows!! But you sounded aggresive in your add on and so I had better respond aggressively as well."

All because some people took themselves too seriously and because other people were stupidly mean about something dumb.

If I sometimes come in really strong with five million disclaimers in my napoleon asks/responses, even just the silly, purely speculative ones that no one sensible expects Real Serious History to result from - questions that clearly fall into the camp of shit a friend would ask you at the bar after four pints - things like: "was he queer? do you think he had add/adhd? what do you speculate were mental health issues he may have had?" etc. it's because of this year/year-and-a-half shit show. (And my disclaimers don't always serve their purpose because this is, after all, the Piss on the Poor website and people lack attention to detail when reading. [That said, I'm just as guilty of it as well, so can't point too many fingers.])

anyway, the long and short is that MAN people were very anti-any idea that there might have been an iota of what we would term queerness in Napoleon. And MAN no one can be normal on this site about anything so of course there was unnecessary drama and hurt feelings and bitterness.

May we never repeat this stupid time.

[13eyond13]

Hii for the fandom ask game I'm shooting two of your questions right back at you because when you asked me them they made me immediately wonder about your answers, 23 and 25! Also: 1, 8, and 16!

omg thank you for so many asks!

23. The fandom you're curious about because of a mutual:

@stvlti posting on my dash about the new Scott Pilgrim anime got me curious enough to start watching it recently! I read those comics back in college and thought they were pretty great, as was the Edgar Wright movie. And the anime seems like a very good adaptation of it so far. Can't explain how funny it is as a Canadian to see Canada as the setting for an anime, either... I just feel like we have such a bland normie country to set things in, hahaha

I'm also getting very curious about a ton of different manga thanks to the recs I've received on my blog recently! (X)

25. A piece of advice for taking care of yourself in fandom spaces:

HMMM.

I think the main thing I get people asking me about here sometimes is how to make more friends in the fandom, especially when you're new and don't know anybody. I think the main bits of advice I have on that front is:

(1) I SWEAR YOU AREN'T BEING SNUBBED/INTENTIONALLY IGNORED, YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST NOT ON OTHER PEOPLE'S RADARS AT ALL

So follow a bunch of other bloggers in that fandom and interact with their blogs first! Like their posts, send them polite/friendly asks looking for their takes (this is especially easy to do when people reblog ask memes), and be brave enough not to go on anon when you do it so they can see your lovely face and actually potentially make a connection with you! Most people LOVE getting asks and are flattered when somebody else asks for their thoughts. If you're genuine with your interest it shouldn't take long for other people to start taking interest in you back.

Which leads to my second point of:

(2) MAKE SURE YOU ACTUALLY ARE POSTING THINGS ON YOUR BLOG ON A SEMI-REGULAR BASIS! People will probably click on your blog once you start interacting with them, and they will most likely only follow you back if you actually have stuff on your blog that shows your interests/personality/the kinds of things they can expect you to be posting on their dash! You can easily stock up a bunch of posts into a queue if you're worried about spamming the dash or don't want to be online 24/7 too, so it will keep your blog active without you actually having to be there all the time.

ALSO DO NOT HAVE TOO MUCH SHAME TO LITERALLY ASK YOUR FOLLOWERS TO SEND YOU ASKS. Reblog fandom ask memes, it's a great way to give people a template of questions to bug you nicely with, and answering one ask often leads to receiving another ask!

(3) DO YOUR OWN THING WHETHER OR NOT ANYBODY IS CONSTANTLY PATTING YOU ON THE BACK. First and foremost I'm usually making myself laugh here on my blog and hoarding all of these posts for myself, so even when I'm not getting constant feedback from others I'm still having a good time and posting on the regular! I'm SUPER glad that other people get something out of it too, but I think when it comes to blogging you should treat your blog like your own personal little kingdom where you are making the rules, and other people can follow or unfollow as they please.

And finally:

(4) YOU WILL EVENTUALLY LOSE A FOLLOWER OR TWO, BUT SO DO I AND SO DOES EVERYBODY ELSE. Try not to obsessively check your follower count or to take it as a huge calamity if your count goes down instead of up once in a while! It WILL eventually go back up again, and you genuinely have no idea why it dropped most of the time (it probably wasn't anything majorly personal - maybe somebody just is no longer in your fandom, maybe Tumblr is clearing out some porn bots, maybe a follower is deactivating their blog - or maybe you DID post something that somebody didn't like, but that's ok, it's probably better if they aren't following you anymore anyways!) And you should ALSO block/unfollow people freely if they're really making your blogging experience uncomfortable - at the end of the day you don't really know them and they don't really know you, and you will both probably move on and forget about it not too far down the road.

1. List 3 positive things about your current fandom(s):

(1) Genuinely extremely chill and cozy, and almost always has been in my experience!

(2) People have the best sense of humour here. IDK I think I took it for granted that all fandoms were like that but anytime I venture into other ones I find myself being a bit disappointed that people just aren't as funny in general a lot of the time

(3) OMG thank you everybody for all the delicious fanfic and fanart, and for continuing to still make it steadily even in 2023

8. You hope more people will come to appreciate ___ (a ship, a trope, an episode, etc.):

I'm gonna advocate for a ship I don't even have a ton of personal investment in and say meronia! God, stop sleeping on this pairing already and/or acting like it's way more problematic than it actually is, you silly ancient fandom you (no, they are not basically related, they simply went to the same school in their childhood for a bit). These two definitely deserve to have their relationship a bit better explored!

16. A tiny detail in canon that you want more people to appreciate:

Watari had an entire-ass family of his own, apparently!

Isn't that weird to think about? There is actually SO MUCH unanswered stuff about how his relationship with L actually was set up, especially if you are just going by the original manga serial and aren't using the one-shots or the anime or LABB novel to flesh out L's backstory or any Wammy's lore. And sometimes I think it might be neat to see people exploring it in totally different ways that would still be 100% plausible based on what little we know!

[ask meme]

[artastic-friend]

RUIN SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Not art) my reaction to some stuff as I watch the Dawko playthrough

Spoilers After the cut, don’t look unless you watched/played it yourself!

Y’ALL I’VE BEEN WATCHING THE DAWKO PLAYTHROUGH AND AM STILL CURRENTLY WATCHING IT- DECIDED I’D SHARE SOME OF MY REACTIONS BECAUSE OMG OMG OMG

FIRST DJ MENTION ALL GAME AND I’M REALLY EXCITED THIS MEANS WE HAVE HOPE GUYS!!!!!!!!!

I will continue to update this as I continue to watch.

Also idk what happened to these guys but omg the bunny ears are so cute what a little freak

GAY PEOPLE CONFIRMED!!! FREBONNIE REAL

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Any time I see anything really big and shapely I immediately have a moment of “OMG IS THAT DJ!?!” Only to be immediately disappointed after realizing it’s not💀💀💀

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Ok also how the hell do they have PORTAL technology in this world!!?! Like- HELLO???

Is that normal!?!??

Everything in the V.A.N.N.I. Mask mode is super crazy to me bc like- how tf does that work!?! I have so many questions about this universe. /neu

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His foot says Prototype!!!?!! HUH? Is this the same Freddy from base game??? Was he a prototype all along??? I HAVE MORE QUESTIONS

OK THE TORSO MOUTH IS REALLY COOL THO

GENUINELY

Man. Poor feddy… this is homophobic 😭 /j

The little pitter patter of MMM’s feet XD

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I’VE BEEN SAYING OT SINCE THE TRAILER! GREGORY IS SUS AF

THAT IS NOT GREGORY HEAR HOW THE VOICE IS LIKE- CHOPPY?? It’s like something using clips of his voice to say things

We already know from the start of the game that these things can take your voice and use it- this has just been super Sus the whole time CASSIE WHY DO YOU TRUST THIS!?!

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THIS IS SO SAD DON’T DEACTIVATE HER CASSIE NO

SCREAMING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

HEARTBREAK, TRAGEDY

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

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Ok it’s getting to feel really late in the game now- and still no DJMM at all- only one word mention of him. THEY BETTER NOT LEAVE HIM OUT ISTG I HAVE BEEN AT THE EDGE OF MY SEAT THIS WHOLE TIME😭😭😭

CANDY CADET!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG BELOVED😭😭😭😭

I missed candy cadet 🥺

Same, Dawko, same /pos

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Ok the mimic thing was really cool and all-

And Gregory‘s betrayal was brutal.

But

WHERE THE FUCK IS DJ!!!?!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’M SO GRRRRRRR RARARARRARARA /neg

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On a different note, since I decided to start this post after the eclipse section had already ended,

DUDE!!!

Eclipse’s voice is so sweet!! Like, after they are rebooted and stuff!!?

Kellen did such a great job Omg

I love them so much-

Makes me feel like I can better imagine how they might have been when they were fully functional and everything was normal😭😭

[rorapostsbl]

HI OMG

AYO MANNNNN WHERE DID YOU GO WHY WAS YOUR ACCOUNT DEACTIVATED AND HOW ARE YOU I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

[whenxoxosmilesunshines]

Ashley ;; just wanna check up on you. How have you been all this time? - Love, Talitha (sehuntiago)

ASDFGHGFDSDFGHHDSDMNVCVVNBMJYUIHJ TALITHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohmaigawshhhhhhhhhhhhh ME CRIESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! didja know i was so shocked to receive this anonymous ask and it turns out to be you??????? how are you darlinggggg??????? ME? i’ve been busy and stressed out with everything? not an ideal answer but i’m honest you know me lolllllllllllllll!!!! i’m so sorry for replying late sobsssssssss it’s been almost a week!!! i’ll make it up to you!!!! please send me an ask again!!!!!! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE I’M BEGGING YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[samshogwarts]

Omg. Of course, a Nazi would send his MC to a Nazi school to learn evil magic. It couldn't be more conspicuous!

People like you are the worst!

Okay, I'll try to make the whole review thing happen. I think that you are the same person that bads my MC X Charlie Weasley shipping too. I can't deny that your Asks hurt me and almost made me quit Tumblr. But I never responded to this news because I would have waited for you to be a victory. But once again I am called a Nazi by you and I would have to name your "evidence" for it.

1. I am German, yes. And I see no reason to hide this fact. Of course I know the history of my country and I am sure I know more about it than you.

2. Samantha is blond. This was also a proof for you, that I am a Nazi. Yes Samantha is blond because the OC is inspired by a blond Videogame character.

3. I have no OC with dark skin color. Ok, this is true. I have no OC with dark skin color, but I didn't there is a "checklist not to be nazi" 🤔

4. According to you I have a Problem woth other Religions. Mh...if you mean with other ALL Religions, I have to admit, you are a bit right. I have a Problem with Religions, because they are made by humans for me. But that doesn't mean I do not believe. I am no fan of the System of Religions, but if someone is in a Religions etc, it's okay for me. I also believe that believing in a religion gives you strength and of course churches and religions also do a lot of good. Still, it's not mine and I've had rather negative experiences. But everyone should believe in what they want.

For the whole "Falreshin/samshogwarts is a Nazi" I have even more food for the troll.

I am not just a german, I was also born in Berlin! My natural hair color is blond. I have blue eyes. I can speak with Berlin accent. My last Name hast somethibg to do with beer. So have fun with it.

Oh! And my hphml MC will be A GERMAN! HAHAHAHAHA!

I am proud to be german, because beside 2 ww, germany did a lot of good things and had amazing ppl. Many scientists, researchers, scholars and artists came from Germany. And without them we wouldn't live the way we do today.

To your Sam x Charlie hate.

I know the sexuality of Charlie Weasley is a difficult topic. Also I know some other ppl ship their OC with him etc etc. I already made a Post about it and to be honest, I don't really like to explain myself for this shipping.

There is a reason why I ship them and over the time, i even really enjoy this ship and know there are ppl outside who do as well.

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You worked the whole year so hard to destroy my Motivationnso hard, that I even started to believe what you said. I lost my motivation and I was afraid to post stuff on this blog.

But let's be honest. That's stupid! I am a full grown adult and who know where you are sitting! So why do I care about what you think? I also never answered your ask or deactiv the anon ask Option because it would felt like a lose to you for me.

But I don't want that anymore. I am still a person who belive a hater lore than compliments and this is stupid.

Ppl encourage me to fight back. Abd this is what I am doing now. If you don't like my content, I have no Problems with that. Also tjat you think I am the worst. Because I dont want to suot ppls like you. So have fun and Joy in your like, because from now on, I will Post aaaaaaaaaallllll the shit I want to and I will be happy about it.

And with the words of @stupendousbookworm:

GOFFIK BITCH

For everyone else: If ever post something you are not sure about, makes you feel uncomftable or make you have some questions - ask me! I am a open book and I have no Problem talking about the history of my country. So don't worry about that.

[beann-e]

omg , I just saw the followers tab & :0 woah over 100 people follow me ,Tysm i don’t even have that many people following me on instagram anyways , I thought I would write something about my favorite hot head reacting to his s/o getting over 100 followers

“ katsuki “ you screamed as you bounced up and down

the balls of your feet never hitting the ground until he finally grabbed your shoulders

“ what “ he huffed out staring dead in your eyes bending to your level “ you’ve been screaming my name for the past 15 minutes “

“ because you haven’t been answering me “

“ because your rambling on and on about nonsense I don’t understand “

you moved out of his grasp to hop more “ katsuki — you’ll never believe what happened “

he grunted to show he was listening as he moved around in your kitchen

“ I hit 10– woah what are you cooking babe smells good “

he let his eyes drift from the pan to yours

his face turning up in confusion before he spoke his voice laced with annoyance

“ y/n , what are you — get it the fuck out why are you dragging it —swear I won’t be mad but this is pissing me off more than whatever your gonna tell me“

“ fine “ you pulled on his shirt to get him to pay attention to you.

Him finally huffing and turning to give you full attention , back rested on the counter as his hands held him up. Apron in clear view for you to see his white shirt poking out

“ ok what’s up babe “ he sighed “ you’ve got my full attention if we don’t have dinner tonight it’s your fault — what do you want “

“ I just hit over 100 followers on my tumblr “

“ t-tumbler “ his eyebrows raised “ the fuck is that ? “

“ tumblr “ you exaggerated moving over to stand across from him “ and it doesn’t matter arent you proud of me “

“ uh “

“ i’m gonna be famous and we’re gonna travel the world and — “ he looked at you like you were crazy as you went on rambling.

Eyes finally coming down from their confused state as he found himself smiling at your excited motions.

He always enjoyed watching you talk about something that made you happy though he got a little jealous when it wasn’t him

“ I don’t like tumblr “

your face dropped “ w-what “

“ I don’t like tumblr don’t make me repeat myself again “

“ why “ you gasped out watching as he moved back over to the stove and the pan he was cooking in

“ b-because — don’t question me I don’t have to tell you anything you — you shitty person “

“ uh katsuki im so confused right now babe “

“ ok well tumblr can be too when you delete your account “

“ w-“

“ haha won’t they send you one of those deactivation emails —- “ he laughed as he thought about all the bad things that would happen once you deleted your account only smiling when he remembered that he would be the only thing left in your life to make you smile

“ ok so after you delete your account you’ll be so sad I just know it but baby i’ll be right here and we can go to the p— “

“ i’m not deleting my account katsuki “ you huffed out hands wrapped around your chest “ so screw you“

he stopped what he was doing

“ tumblr makes me happy and if you don’t like them you can take it up with no one since no ones gonna listen to you “

you stuck your tongue out at him as he jumped back at the action “ not even your shitty s/o “

You moved to walk away and out of the kitchen pulling your phone out to look at your follower count one more time.

Your mind slowing when you noticed what you’d just done

‘ w-wait I talked bad to him , then I told him what I wasn’t gonna do, then I made fun of his own words’

your voice came out soft and low as you finally made a realization “ oh shit and then I left him alone in the kitchen — you never leave a bakugou alon—- “

“ y/n the fuck are you talking about “ you heard his near guttural yell “ the hell do you think your doing leaving me alone in my kitchen after being an asshole“

you could feel him at the other end of the hallway your body freezing when you looked up from your phone to stare at him calculating how many steps it would take him to reach the end of the hallway and how many it would take to get back to your room

His eyes darting ahead to look at you and then dropping to your phone “ you’re on tumblr “

“ I-i’m on tumblr “

the two of you stood still for a moment before you seen him take off down the hallway ripping his apron off as you jetted down the opposite way taking the turn to your bedroom as he screamed smirking

“ oh fuck am I gonna kill you “

“ no no babe wait I — “

“ your fucking writer fingers better be moving just as quick to delete your page like they do to upload a new story “

“ not fucking funny katsuki “

“ I hear so much talking but not a ‘ are you sure you want to deactivate your account “

You screamed as you heard his blast go off and zoom him through the house as he grabbed you tackling you to the floor as you reached out for the bedroom door

“ damn it was 2 fingers away “ you whined “ baby please I win — I win i’m right here just give it to me “

“ no — nope you know the rules “ he smiled down on you his face less than a centimeter away from you

“ you don’t make it to the room after you’ve pissed me off and I win whatever argument we have “

“ you asshole i’m quirkless—you have an advantage“

he looked around the hallway with a small shrug “ huh sounds like a you problem shoulda designed the house to your benefit— “

he laughed as you frowned “ maybe you should talk to shitty deku about that heard there’s a way out of quirkless boredom for losers like him “

“ maybe I will go talk to him “

he quirked up his eyebrow “ you better be talking about quirks or i’m on your ass “

you gulped as he plucked the phone from your grasp “ thank you “

“ asshole “

“ we both have those yes “

“ fuck you katsuki “

“ you did earlier “

“ I hate you “

“ funny — is it your period cute how it always makes your mood change”

you felt yourself let out a giggle that turned into a loud laugh when you noticed you were never gonna win his game

You looked up at him eyes moving carefully over his features thumb rubbing at his cheek before you ran you hand over his nape and into his hair him shuddering at the new feeling

Before he plopped his head across your chest basking in the feeling

you staring at the ceiling feeling his low groans radiate through your body

He was overworked so you knew he was tired this was the most fun you’d guys had together in months apart from the dinner dates you only went on to copy your married friends

“ do I make you happier than tumblr “ you laughed at his question before smiling widely

“ yes you make me happier than tumblr babe “

he grunted as he nuzzled himself into your chest not wanting you to see the red blush decorating his face only to show off his red ears more

“ f-fuck tumblr then “

you sighed out as you took your phone back from his grasp him only making you drop it so he could hold your hand instead

“ does this mean I can keep I— “

“ if you ask me i’ll delete it myself “ he said through his muffled voice “ just shut the fuck up and enjoy my momental celebration of your 100 fans“

[purplesurveys]

1279

Are you and the last person you kissed in a relationship or just friends?  I don’t keep contact.

Has anyone ever pointed out that your laugh was unusual?  Hmmmm, I don’t think so. I feel like that would be the type of comment that would get to me so I definitely would’ve remembered it.

Would you get a lip piercing?  I don’t plan on getting any piercings.

Nose piercing?  Nopes.

What are you currently waiting for?  For this fucking day to end so I can be closer to Thursday and to the weekend.

Do you have feelings for anyone?  Nah.

Have you ever run over an animal?  Nope. I’ve had extremely close calls with animals who suddenly dart into the road, but fortunately these have all been situations wherein I got to hit the brakes with nobody behind me.

Have you chewed gum after someone else already has?  That’s disgusting, no.

When people sneeze do you say ‘bless you’?  Sure, out of habit and just to be polite.

When was the last time you were on a bouncy castle?  I don’t think I’ve ever been on a bouncy castle, but I’ve been on a lot of bouncy other things haha, like inflatable slides, soccer balls, Anpanmans, etc. The last time would probably be a nearly a decade ago; I definitely haven’t been near one in a while.

Have you ever went on a bouncy castle whilst drunk?  Well no, because the ones I’ve been on were situated in school fairs, which is the last place I would want to be drunk in.

Have you ever entered an art competition?  No, I have no justification to join one haha.

What is one thing you will never do? Try hardcore drugs. < Same. 

What is one food that you detest?  Pineapples.

Did you have a rebellious phase growing up?  Yeah I was a bit of a handful to raise, but I’m in firm in my stance that it had a lot to do with the way I was raised. I grew up mostly without a father figure because my dad worked abroad and I felt neglected by my mom who had her own shit to deal with. There was no stable support system to lean on, so I ended up lashing out a lot in my puberty years. Unfortunately everyone else just saw a rebellious child and not a plea for help.

These days when I show off my achievements on social media, I’ll see congratulatory comments from my mom’s friends and she’ll usually go on about some “late bloomers grow with time” narrative and it pisses me off because nobody knows how much I’ve had to grow and mature and learn how to be happier all by myself, all from scratch. If I had just received the proper care and attention early on, I wouldn’t have had to do any catching up to begin with.

What religion were you brought up with? Roman Catholic.

Are you still that religion?  Jesus no. I darted out of there as soon as I gained the consciousness to think about these sorts of things.

Do you often find yourself questioning your future?  Sometimes, but I do my best to not let it get to me.

How many friends do you have on Facebook?  Over 670.

What sort of music did you listen to when you were in high school?  I started with punk rock in the first half of high school, so I had my Rancids, H2Os, Against Me!s, Cro-Mags, etc on my iPod. It evolved a little bit towards more indie, folksy sounds towards the latter half - Banks, alt-J, Hozier, Twenty One Pilots - which I largely attribute to the crowd I was part of at the time.

What pet names do you use with your significant other?  I’m pretty straightforward so baby works out for me. Other, more specific pet names just grow naturally with the relationship, I think.

What’s the name of the store you usually get your groceries?  S&R.

Have you ever seen a theatre show?  Yeah. Most of them have been required.

What’s your favourite vegetable?  Broccoli or bell peppers.

Have you ever missed a flight?  Never. I’ve experienced several delayed flights, though, which is always such a hassle especially if the delays happen in provincial airports since they never have any recreational offers to keep passengers from getting bored other than TVs that run the same damn five ads.

Do your neighbours have any pets? Have you ever met them?  Yeah, a lot of have dogs. I’ve met some.

What color is your bedroom door?  Brown.

If you were ever to become famous, would you grow annoyed at fans?  Only towards obsessive ones who wouldn’t give me time to breathe or would go so far so as to stalk me or my loved ones. But I am a fan too, so I imagine I would actually be understanding of those who would ask for pictures or whatever as long as they were polite and not at all intrusive.

Have you ever met your favourite band/singer?  Nah. I am terrified of meeting celebrities HAHA so I’ve always shut down the chance. I’m pretty sure I would actually turn down the chance to meet BTS if I hypothetically suddenly got the magic keys to that door.

Are you embarrassed by any of the songs/singers/bands you like?  No. I feel like that sort of thing just happens in like high school, when your friends are still a bit judgmental. Nowadays I don’t see why I should be embarrassed of anything I like, especially if it’s not hurting anyone.

Have you ever written a story?  I’ve made attempts but was always terrible.

Think of the last poem you wrote: What inspired you to write it?  My homework that required me to write said poem hahaha.

Do you have a chance with the person you like right now? 

What’s the weirdest thing you were scared of as a child?  Watching commercials at night. It’s still a slight fear of mine but it’s mostly dissipated now.

Are there any embarrassing stories your family tells about you?  About me? No. I don’t have a lot of those since I was a really shy kid who barely moved a finger anyway.

In your opinion, what is the funniest TV show?  I have a *really* soft spot for Perfect Strangers, which I actually revisited yesterday :) The show was never super popular so it’s near impossible to find clips online, but when I checked YouTube I did see a slight increase in short snippets from the show so I had a really fun time binge-watching yesterday.

What is the maximum number of children you’d ever have?  Three, but that’s pushing it. Ideally, I’d have two so my first would have company.

Have you ever been concerned you had a serious illness?  Mental ones, yes.

Are you comfortable with who you are?  For the most part, yes.

Would you date someone even if you knew you’d get made fun of for it?  No. Why would it be any of their business?

Does popularity matter to you at all?  I mean, yeah in the sense that I honestly aspire to be well-liked by as many people as possible. But I don’t necessarily want to rub shoulders with popular kids.

Would you ever consider homeschooling your children?  Continued from sometime this week ider. No. I don’t think I’m capable of teaching, and generally I’d want them to be able to learn in a more open environment where they can have regular contact with different kinds of people.

Who told you about the band/singer you are currently listening to?  Well Angela got into them first and since we’re best friends, there was a certain point where she just decided to loop me into conversations that involved them. I was impossible to sway for a long time, but then one day a video compilation of them showed up on my feed, and for some reason I actually watched it, and I watched all the way through, and I was immediately intrigued – particularly by J-Hope haha. I then asked Angela to tell me more about them and the rest was...financially irresponsible history HAHAHAHA

Do you ever read fanfiction?  OMG yes. Funny you should mention that because my favorite author uploaded a brand new fic this morning, which I obviously couldn’t get to all day because I had to go to work. I’ll be reading it in all its 44,000-word glory tonight :D

Would you rather die in a plane crash, ship wreck or fire?  Plane crash. Instant and mostly painless.

What are your top five favourite TV shows?  Breaking Bad, BoJack Horseman, Friends, The Crown even though I was never able to continue it since...andddd that’s all I got.

What is your favorite superhero movie?  Not a fan of superhero movies.

If you died next week, what would be the cause of death?  Stress from overworking. I’ve FINALLY started to consider taking a leave for the first time this year because I’ve just realized just how fucking exhausted, burned out, and overwhelmed I actually already am from having no rest at all in the last 13 months.

Have you ever taken a break from Facebook or other social media? Why?  Yes, I do mass deactivations when I’m severely depressed. These days I can’t really afford to that anymore, though, since my work is closely tied to social media.

Who is the most talented person you know?  Probably Andi.

Are you currently platonic friends with anyone you’ve had sex with?  No.

Where did you and your current interest go on your first date? 

Have you ever experienced two people fighting over you (physically or mentally)? What happened?  Nah. I’ve had two people like me at the same time, but there was never any tension to watch out for since they mostly didn’t know each other.

Have your parents ever thought you were gay? What happened?  I think they know I dated Gabie and that we broke up because they’ve stopped asking about her. Everyone knew we were best friends, so the fact that they’ve avoided her as a topic for a whole year is able to tell me something.

Are your parents more liberal or conservative?  Dad’s on the liberal side, mom dances around on the spectrum a little bit. I know she’s fine with things like tattoos and having LGBTQ+ co-workers, but she’s also conservative especially towards matters like religion.

What year are you going into at the beginning of the next academic year?  No longer in school.

How far away does your closest family member live?  A few footsteps away.

If you’ve seen both, did you prefer the Disney version or the Tim Burton version of Alice in Wonderland?  It’s not my type of movie/genre to begin with.

Would you have sex before marriage? Why or why not?  Yes. I don’t see the big deal; I’ve already done it anyway.

Are you more liberal or conservative?  Liberal.

Who is your favorite Harry Potter character?  Ooh not sure. I haven’t gone back to the books in a while, so I don’t remember if there was anyone I had an attachment to.

What’s the worst that could come out of letting gays marry?  Nothing.

What’s the most sexual thing you’ve done?  Had sex...I guess? And a bunch of stuff that comes with it.

Name something that you are against.  Racial discrimination.

Why are you against it?  Because it is infuriating to see, and it shows me the very same treatment can happen to me or my family as well and that scares me, especially since some people turn particularly violent towards people of color.

Have you ever played the Tomb Raider games?  No.

Do you like it or hate it when your partner is clingy?  I imagine I wouldn’t enjoy it if I’m not as into whoever my next partner would be.

Beatles or Rolling Stones?  I don’t listen to either.

When was the last time you changed your opinion on somebody?  Not so sure about a whole change in opinion because that hasn’t happened in a while, but I grew more grateful for my manager today because I finally mustered the strength to tell her that I’m begin to struggle mentally with work and she not only encouraged (read: begged) me to file a damn leave for once, but she also got sushi delivered to my place.

What was the last thing that made you feel proud and why?  Andi was telling me about their day today and how they handled being misgendered by a prof, who then proceeded to throw a fit when he got corrected, and how they, again, maturely handled said fit. I was proud of them because there are a million ways that incident could’ve turned out, but they dealt with it in an extremely mature and calm manner considering they were the one who was wronged.

Do you feel uncomfortable when people you hardly know confide in you?  If it was about an extremely personal problem I would probably be taken aback at first, but I still would definitely make some time for them and help in however way I can, since they apparently trust me enough to confide.

What was the last thing to fascinate you?  The music video for My Universe! Super cool to watch and I love that they made a short film out of it too.

Is there a certain noise/sound which scares you?  Doors being slammed shut, because that’s what my mom does when she’s furious. She did that when I was a kid and she does it to this day, so I get extremely nervous when I hear the sound, even if it happens by accident.

Do you have a favourite microorganism? Nope.

Out of the people you know, whose birthday is next?  My cousin Bree.

If you have pet fish do you bother to name them?  I did when I had them as a kid.

Do you keep your eggs in the fridge?  Yes?

Have you ever owned chickens?  Nope.

When did you last listen to music?  Like five minutes ago. I tried to have a jazz playlist on but I realized I wasn’t in the mood for music so I changed my background noise to have a random VLive on instead. 

[peaceisadirtyword]

Off-Screen (Alex Høgh/Reader)

A/N: Hi! For this, I combined two requests; one from @ateliefloresdaprimavera and another one of some lovely anon that was very very similar. I’m so sorry I didn’t ask you before combining the two requests, I tried to make them separated but I couldn't :( If you don’t like it feel free of telling me and I can try and do something else for you☺️💕

I always get very nervous when posting requests because I'm afraid of disappointing you, but I really hope you like this and it’s not too boring!💜  

And thank you @ateliefloresdaprimavera and dear anon for requesting this!😘

Warnings: Fluff, Marco has a big mouth, mentions of sex, Alex is cute, he cheats on video games, my questionable way of writing.

Words: 2382

gif belongs to @scandiwood 

"And... Cut! Amazing, guys, you did it so well!" Katheryn smiled excitedly at you "It's a pleasure to work with you... Now, go rest a bit before the next scene... Where are Georgia and Jordan? We're shooting their scene now!"

You smiled at Alex getting up from your seat.

"You did well" he said, getting up with more difficulties, as he was wearing Ivar's braces.

"Well, thank you, it's an honor coming from you" you laughed, hitting his arm "I'd tell you the same but you always do it perfect, so...It wouldn't be any news"

He rolled his eyes.

"I fucked it up twice with the script... Can I go to your trailer later to go through the lines?" He asked out loud, so the extras would hear him. 

"Yeah, of course" you nodded, smiling.

"Okay, see you later" he kissed your cheek, something normal as he always kissed everyone's cheek, especially Marco's, who wasn't really a fan of that "Bye, love"

You noticed how he widened his eyes and bit his lip, worried. You just winked at him before leaving for your trailer, needing some rest after the intense scene you just shoot.

You started working on Vikings at the same time as Alex, Marco, Ida, David and Jordan, playing the half-sister of the Ragnarssons, Freyja, Aslaug's and Harbard's daughter. Given Ivar and Freyja's close relationship, most of your scenes were with Alex, so you had a very special relationship with him, being your first and best friend in there. 

You lied down on the couch, unlocking your phone and opening Instagram. Alex had posted a photo of you on set that he took a few days before, in which you were on Freyja's costume, with a blanket over your shoulders and looking at the camera, smiling shyly. You had to admit that Alex worked magic with that camera; you had dark circles under your eyes, your hair was a mess and the make up was ruined after a long day of filming, but he managed to make you look like a model. 

The fans liked Freyja, at least most of them, so the comments were full of compliments and nice things;

Omg she's so beautiful😍

I don't know if I'm jealous of her for being so close to Alex or I'm jealous of Alex for being so close to her.

Guys tell us the date for the wedding

Am I the only one who ships Ivar and Freyja a lot?? I mean, I know she's his sister and this is not Game of Thrones but... Seriously, Alex and Y/N have so much chemistry that I can only wish they are an actual couple.

The last comment had hundreds of likes, which made you blush. It was really nice to read that people liked your work and the character you loved playing so much... And the fact that they thought you and Alex would make a good couple...

If only they knew, you thought, biting you lip as you kept scrolling through the comments. 

Alex, you better make a move soon or I'll ask for her hand in marriage

Y/N is so pretty... I wish I looked like her

You frowned and immediately pressed on "reply" to write a quick message to her. 

Thank you♥️ And I'm sure you are beautiful too!

You closed Instagram, entering Twitter to find the photo everywhere. Apparently the fans thought it was really sweet that Alex shared so many photos of you. 

Please someone tell me that @y/n and Alex are already together because I NEED IT.

Just imagine how their children would be... I mean, can they have better genes??

@y/n is not only an amazing actress and a beautiful woman, she's really sweet and nice too, and I think Alex and her would be really cute together

You liked some tweets and answered to others before locking your phone again and getting up to fix your hair a bit and take the script. Alex probably would come soon. 

As you were focused reading your lines for the next scene, you didn't hear the door opening and almost yelled when a strong pair of arms hugged your waist from behind. You relaxed when you heard Alex's soft chuckle on your ear. 

"Hi" he muttered, kissing your cheek. You smiled and turned around to kiss him. God, you'd been wishing to do that since you saw him that morning, but you couldn't as the set was full of extras.

Alex hummed against your lips, smiling when you hugged his neck tightly. 

"Hello" you broke the kiss, biting your lip and smiling back to him. 

Alex looked at you intensely before kissing you again. 

"I missed you"

"You literally saw me fifteen minutes ago"

"Too much time" he whined, frowning "Besides, I haven't kissed you since yesterday"

As you had been together only for a few months, you were still in that phase where you literally needed to be together and make out all the time. 

"You made my social media go crazy with that photo" 

"Isn't the best photo ever? I think it's my favorite"

"I think you're exaggerating" you rolled your eyes, hitting his chest.

"I'm not" he pretended to be offended "Ask the fans, they think you look beautiful"

You sighed, playing with the details of his Ivar costume.

"Are we being too obvious?"

Alex raised an eyebrow.

"Y/N, I've been flirting with you on instagram since we met, remember that comment on your photo in Dublin where I said I loved Dublin's monuments? I wasn't talking about the castle or the Trinity College, love"

"Oh my god, that was the worst one"

"You loved it"

You rolled your eyes.

"So, you mean that even if we were touchy and flirty in public no one would notice because we already do that?"

"Yeah" he shrugged "I didn't notice either, Marco told me the other day, that's why I didn't wrote the caption I wanted on the photo and I just put your name"

"What did you want to write?" 

"I wanted to write that I have the most beautiful views from my office"

"God, Andersen, you really should learn better lines"

"Come on! This one was nice!" 

You chuckled, putting your hands on his shoulders to kiss him. He hugged your waist and deepened the kiss.

"We should really go through those lines, shouldn't we?" 

"Yeah" you agreed, but continued kissing him anyway. None of you touched the script, and you fucked it up several times on your next scene. 

"I don't know if I'll make it on time, love... We haven't started the interview yet and it's gonna last half an hour or so..."

You sighed, laying on your couch with the phone on your ear.

"It's fine, I can wait"

"I promise I will call you when I get out and I'll pick up the food before going to your apartment"

"Okay" you smiled softly "I'll wait for you in here... I'm going to watch the interview, by the way"

"Oh, perfect, I look stunning today"

"Shut up, see you later"

"Bye beautiful"

You hung up the phone, leaving it on the table before taking the tv control and turning it on, looking for the channel in which Alex and Marco would give the interview in a few minutes.

Alex hadn't lied, he looked too good, you bit your lip dreamily as you watched his beautiful smile and listened to his cute accent. How did you get so lucky to call this man your boyfriend?

"So, Alex, Marco, you spend a lot of time with Y/N, who plays your sister Freyja in the show... Is she as nice and pretty in person too?"

Marco chuckled and looked at Alex, letting him answer this question. 

"Yeah, Y/N is amazing, she has this... Light, you could say, she's a very good actress of whom I've learnt a lot, and a wonderful person, she's always there to help you and she's always smiling and her laugh is contagious... I feel very very lucky of having her in my life" 

You blushed, but smiled with some tears in your eyes. 

Marco was holding back a laugh.

"Yeah, Y/N is a blessing" he agreed, helping Alex to hide his excitement of talking about you "She's even more nice than you could imagine, and we spend a lot of time together, especially now that Alex and her are together and..." He froze, realizing what he just said. You gasped and your heart skipped a beat. Marco! 

Alex did an amazing job recomposing himself in seconds and clearing his throat, looking at Marco as he kept talking. 

"It's amazing to work with her, and she is really good at playing Fifa, too" Marco smiled, pretending he hadn't said anything special. 

Luckily, the interviewer noticed their reaction and changed the topic. After breathing in relief, you noticed your phone was going crazy with notifications. 

Oh, fuck. The last photo Alex posted of you was on fire.

DID YOU HEAR THAT? THEY'RE TOGETHER THEY'RE TOGETHER MARCO THANK YOU 

I don't know why all of you act so surprised, I mean it was obvious

Marco is their shipper number one

OMG I KNEW IT 

ALEX POST MORE PHOTOS OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Guys, calm down, maybe Marco said that only to hide that he's Alex's boyfriend😂, or maybe it's a joke, idk... We should wait until they confirm it. 

Without you realizing it, you were smiling. It was very nice to see most of the fans had good reactions at Marco's accidental revelation. 

You deactivated the notifications and immediately went to your messages. There were some messages from the rest of the cast, asking if everything was okay. You even got a text from Marco, saying he was very sorry, that he didn't mean to say it, that he hoped you weren't mad and that he would bring your favorite cake to you to the set next morning. 

You were so busy looking at the comments on the photo that you didn't realize the interview was over. 

When Alex arrived, he looked worried. He had brought the food, yes, and he quickly left it on the table before hugging you tightly. 

"Are you okay? I haven't looked at the comments, did they say something bad to you? I can record a video now saying Marco was only joking..."

"Hey, calm down" you smiled at him, caressing his cheek "It's fine, Alex, I've only read good things, they're actually pretty excited, let's eat and then we will think about it, okay?" 

He breathed deeply, relieved you didn't receive any death threats or anything like that, and nodded before kissing you softly. 

"I love you, and I'm actually really thankful to Marco for doing something I didn't have the guts to"

"I love you too" you smiled, hugging his waist and resting your head on his chest "Tell Marco I'm not mad at him, please, poor boy"

"He was so scared, begging me to forgive him before I even said anything" he chuckled "I got your favorite pizza, by the way"

"Alex! Stop cheating!"

"I'm not! It's not my fault I'm better than you!" 

You glared at him, feeling tempted of throwing the PS4 control to his head. 

"I know you are cheating"

"Learn how to lose properly, woman" he mocked you "And you know the rules, the loser has to go and make more popcorn" 

"You just made up that rule"

"And you just lost the game"

You growled and smacked him on the back of his head before taking the empty bowl and walking over to the kitchen, ignoring Alex's chuckles. 

While you waited for the popcorn, you received another notification. Guessing it was another photo of Alex and you in which the fans were tagging you with the breaking news that you were together, you opened it. 

It wasn't. 

Alex posted another photo of you. This time it was one he just took with his phone. You were on the couch, the control on your hands while you were focused on the tv, on winning the game. You didn't look bad, but what made you smile was the caption.

@ alexhoeghandersen: Ivar has the best sister ever and I have the best girlfriend ever. She's amazing and I am the luckiest man in this world. Thanks Marco. @ y/n, I love you even if you are an awful loser.

You smiled widely, biting your lip, quickly liking the photo and wiring a comment. 

@ alexhoeghandersen Pretty words aren't gonna save your ass on the next game, Andersen. I love u too anyway. 

There were hundreds of comments... The fans were even more excited than you. 

This is the cutest shit ever. 

Alex for fuck's sake let your girlfriend win. 

I knew it, it isn't like you were really hiding.

I'm more excited now than when my fiancee proposed to me 

MARCO YOU ARE AMAZING WE LOVE YOU

Even Marco commented;

You're welcome guys 😎

You closed the app and opened your photo gallery. You had a beautiful photo of Alex and you that you had taken a few days before, in which you were smiling to the camera, snuggling into his chest, and he was looking at you with a cute little smile on his face. 

You posted it, writing a small caption. 

@ y/n: @ alexhoeghandersen I love you, you cheater bastard, but prepare to lose.

You heard him laughing on the living room and a few moments later he appeared on the kitchen, a smile on his face. He hugged you and kissed your lips hungrily.

"I love you, prepare for tomorrow because I'm going to give you the best kiss of your life in front of everyone on set"

"Well I don't want to wait, I want that kiss now" you tilted your head, biting your lip with a small smile.

"You know what? I'm tired of playing video games" he muttered, biting your lip "I prefer playing something else"

Alex grabbed your ass, lifting you over the kitchen counter while kissing and biting your neck, making you gasp and moan in surprise. 

"Alex... Alex, the popcorn..."

"We'll eat them later" he half moaned as your body reacted to him "I'm always hungry after sex"

Tags: @mblaqgi @alicedopey @lol-haha-joke @hallowed-heathen @ivarslittlebadgirl @naaladareia @tephi101 @captstefanbrandt @love-hate-love @titty-teetee @thisisparadisemylove @readsalot73 @moondustmemories @thevikingsheaux @therealcalicali @chimera4plums @blushingskywalker @awkwardfangirl02 @credolouskhaalesi @gruffle1

I named Y/N’s character Freyja because I'm the most original person in the world. 

I hope you liked it! Thanks for reading♥️

[findteenpenpals]

LOVELIES! I GOT MY TUMBLR BACK!

Hi lovelies!

Omg I missed saying this. I still feel like I am dreaming. Tumblr deactivated my tumblr late November last year. I have been emailing them like crazy, trying to get it back and finding out why. Turns out tumblr made a mistake and I got my blog back today. I even started a new blog last weekend, and started accepting submissions on @penpalculture on Instagram. Cheers to the lovelies who supported me.

Even though most of the submissions in my inbox are now pretty old, I decided I am still going to post them. If anyone wants their submission taken down, please message me (easiest send me a dm with the link) or send me a question naming your post number (it’s in the link).

Please understand that it might take a while until everything is posted. As there are so many submissions. Somehow some people still were able to message me, which confuses me since I didn’t even find my blog anymore.

It’s a bit late to say this, but since I didn’t have a chance earlier: Happy New Year - I’m excited to see what 2019 has in store for us and findteenpenpals.

xoxo Giulia

p.s. I did think a lot about the future of findteenpenpals, if you want to see future updates follow the hashtag #findteenpenpals

[findpenpalsover20]

LOVELIES! I GOT MY BLOG BACK!

Hi lovelies!

Omg I missed saying this. I still feel like I am dreaming. Tumblr deactivated my tumblr late November last year. I have been emailing them like crazy, trying to get it back and finding out why. Turns out tumblr made a mistake and I got my blog back today. I even started a new blog last weekend, and started accepting submissions on @penpalculture on Instagram. Cheers to the lovelies who supported me.

Even though most of the submissions in my inbox are now pretty old, I decided I am still going to post them. If anyone wants their submission taken down, please message me (easiest send me a dm with the link) or send me a question naming your post number (it’s in the link).

Please understand that it might take a while until everything is posted. As there are so many submissions. Somehow some people still were able to message me, which confuses me since I didn’t even find my blog anymore.

It’s a bit late to say this, but since I didn’t have a chance earlier: Happy New Year - I’m excited to see what 2019 has in store for us and findteenpenpals.

xoxo Giulia

p.s. I did think a lot about the future of findpenpalsover20, if you want to see future updates follow the hashtag #findpenpalsover20

[luvdsc]

ok first off sorry i’m usually a ghost on tumblr LOL but i had to send a message because i saw what happened during a lecture and by the time i finished reading, i was too far gone (my timing isn’t the best LMAO)

i am so sorry this happened to you like heck it must have been so frustrating to have your hard work taken from you like that and someone passing it off as their own work???? this is literally like social loafers in college but 100 times worse because you write in your free time not because you have to 😕

also anons criticizing you for making your story public like didn’t she post the work she plagiarized publicly? 😭😭😭 also like, why does the victim need to keep quiet about their story? they don’t have an obligation to do so? sure, the other person might find it respectful but if the victim chooses to do that, it’s not because the other person deserves it but because the victim chooses to do so. i don’t think there’s anything morally wrong in you showing your evidence and also, you’re telling people not to hate on her? it’s not anywhere near to a hate campaign by any means but if followers to do so then that’s their decision and maybe they should consider if they have a right to do so. i mean, this sounds like it’s for awareness for other authors and as well maybe the stimulus for some (hopefully) personal reflection on her end.

i’m glad that you are standing up for the work you put in to come up with those ideas and heck the amount of hours you probably spent writing??? like good words and sentences ain’t easy to form for real.

ok i should probably rewatch that lecture soon LOL and so sorry for how chaotic this sounds because i’m rapidly texting down a comment but i read some of your fics and ngl they’re hilarious?? i love the plot and dialogue fr and might send more reactions/commentary after i survive this sem HAHAHHA. hope you’re doing well and everything is sunshine from here :)))

(also tumblr boomer here because i realize this isn’t a question but there’s an ask button and i’m like…did i put this in the wrong space LMAO)

hey, honey bee !! 💓💓 aaa welcome to my blog and thank you for taking the time to send in a message !!! dbdjdjdjd omg please pay attention to your lecture, sweetpea tho like your education is so much more important than anything that is happening on this site 😭

omg it’s not your fault at all, there’s no need to apologize !! 💛 it definitely is really frustrating, and i feel like it happens more often because there’s no consequences if they do, like they can just delete and remake /: unlike with college or the real world, there’s so many repercussions for committing plagiarism. It definitely is discouraging when I’m already writing for free like… what is the point of stealing my writing ??? It’s already posted publicly on the internet for everyone to read 🤧

yeah, like I have resolved plagiarism issues privately before in the past when I messaged the person, they sincerely apologized, and took down my work. However, in this case, she plagiarized, lied, gaslit, and then deactivated without giving me a proper apology nor did she even let me respond to her messages. I’m not sure how else I was supposed to reach her then ?? And I believe both lana and I deserved a genuine apology for all that she did to me. Also, I agree, with the writing community we have on here, i think it’s important to spread awareness about what has happened, so other writers can also be on the look out and be able to protect their writing as well. If anyone is sending hate though, that’s never okay, and if they’re one of my followers, then unfollow me right now because I do not tolerate that kind of behavior. We all know better than to send such things.

And thank you so much for your support, sweetpea !!! 💘 I definitely won’t stay silent about plagiarism, like I will not let someone disrespect the amount of work, time, and effort I put into my writing like that

omg yes please watch your lecture !!! 😭 good luck with your class, lovebug, and thank you so much for taking the time to send in such a kind ask 💟💟 and no need to apologize, your message made perfect sense !!!! also aaaaa thank you so so soo much for enjoying my fics omg and for enjoying the humor, plot, and dialogues !!!!! that means the world to me, sweetpea 🤧💗💗 and best of luck with the rest of your semester, I’m rooting for you !!! You got this, honey bee !!!! 🥳🥳 and I’m doing absolutely peachy, and everything for the most part has been sunshine and rainbows ☀️🌈 I hope everything is going well for you, too, lovebug, and I hope your week has been going well !!!! 💕💕

(also you put this in the correct spot, sweetpea !!! 💞You can send any messages in the ask section, not just asks 🥰 if anything, I’m the boomer here because I’m older than most of you 🤧🤧)

[spiffydolan]

I really like your blog and writing and I was wondering: how did you make friends on here and who are your (best) friends on here and why do you love them?

Warning: This is a v v long post (not really sorry tho hahha)

Firstly I wanna say thank you for reading and loving what I write :’) It’s not something that I’ve ever been good at or feel confident about, but I’m hoping I’ll get better with time. Practice makes perfect, so I’m told.

I’m super not good at socializing… so it really wasn’t easy making friends. I messaged some random people and just tried to start conversation, hoping for a friendship to be born. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. I feel like a lot of the people I’m really close to actually reached out to me first (?), but I genuinely can’t even remember.

Just talk to people!! Even if you start out my sending them asks (on anon or not). Like I have a good friend, Fidan, who sent me a bunch of anon asks, and we talked about sooooo much. And then eventually she messaged me (and it turns out we had actually messaged each other before this). We became really good friends!! She’s recently deactivated here, but we still keep in touch :) But that was such a unique and cool way to start a friendship!! Just an idea 🤷🏻‍♀️ But you could always message me if you’d like to be friends :’) I’m not always the best at responding… but I do what I can.

As for who my friends are and why I love them… gosh there are so many!!!!! I’m only naming a few that I talk to on a daily basis, but there are so, so many amazing people that I’ve had the pleasure of befriending. ☺️

@tidsoptlmist - My sweet, sweet friend Suze. She’s the most pure thing to grace this earth with her presence. She’s so personable, and we often talk about some really serious topics which I really enjoy. She’s so respectful of all of my thoughts and opinions, even when they are different from her own (which happens pretty often hahah). And I hope I am just as respectful. I could go on and on about her.

@california-grethan - Mika… she’s just a bitch, honestly. But she’s my bitch. Ok she’s not actually a bitch (She’s actually pretty lovely.), but she’s freaking hilarious and the biggest trash for Grayson that I’ve ever know. (They are dating… so I guess it makes sense.) She’s a really supportive (and beautiful) friend, and I really cherish her being in my life.⁃ fun fact: When we first started talking, I wanted to carry on conversation with her so badly (but my anxiety just made things so freaking difficult), so I just asked her a bunch of random questions about the school she goes to. It’s honestly so different from the typical high school, and I was genuinely interested, don’t get me wrong. But I feel like that’s a very random thing to talk about. And I mean this convo went on for days 😂 but we’re real close now ahahah

@coconutethan - This girl. Oof Johanna. She’s so, so sweet. We are Ethan trash together, and I love that about our friendship 😂 She’s got such a great heart, and I know she has so much to say. I can only hope our friendship continues to grow, and I learn more about the things she thinks.

@sunflower-dolans - Kady omg my heart. She’s just the cutest and sweetest thing ever omg. She’s my #1 gal to go to and rant, and she rants to me just as often. Time zones really restrict our friendship, but we do what we can when we can :’)

@obsidiandolans - Zo is such a butterfly omg. I literally love her so much, and I think I’ve been friends with her longer than most others. (not that time is really of importance… but it’s cool know there’s someone who’s been there since the beginning ya know!) She’s so, so talented in so many ways. She draws and writes some of the most amazing fics. 😊

@viadolans - omf kamryn and i have the most interesting friendship I’ve ever had 😂 For like several weeks, we just sent gifs to each other. No words, just random, but relatable, gifs. And then when I wrote that smut (lmao not me but my alter ego - Adelaide - btw guys, she’s close to coming back I think, and idk how to feel about it), I talked to her the entire time, and she helped me out a toooooon. Omg. It literally wouldn’t have happened without her. She also wrote a really amazing fic, and I know she WAS working on a little something else, but I’m not sure if/when it’ll be posted. But what she’s written so far, she sent me and it’s v v gooooood ;)

Just reach out to people. I know it can be scary, but at the end of the people… no one here knows you. So if it doesn’t work out, you can forget it happened. That might be a weird reasoning, but that’s what for me through it. So just be yourself, just try to carry on conversation, and hope for the best. I think an important thing to remember is that sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn’t. But when it doesn’t, don’t give up. Just find another person that seems interesting and open to talking to 😊 xx feel free to message me anytime.

[vilindeer]

Thank you for the tag @missfairygodmother and I am so incredibly sorry for how late this is! 

1 - Why did you choose your url? 

I wish I had a grand deep reason but the truth is, my irl name means butterfly and Viliinder means the same in some other language that I forgot very soon after I choose the url. Sorry it isn’t very interesting😕

2-Any side blogs?  Nopeee, this silly little one is more than enough for me.

3 -How long have you been on Tumblr?  

Since November 2013 I think, not sure. Basically before Christmas on my senior year of high school.  

4-Do you have a queue tag? 

I’m sorry a what now? Guys I am practically a technophobe don’t ask me these things😭

 Dear mutuals feel free to enlighten me. 

5 - Why did you start your blog in the first place? 

One of my highschool friends at the time said it was the place for introverts to dump their thoughts without worrying about migration of families or popular irl friend groups. Just private and overall safe.And apparently it’s true ! I am very grateful for that.

6 - Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

Well, because this is my blog so it made sense the icon was me😋😂

7 - Why did you choose your header? 

*Checks header* Ohh it’s actually something I put together myself to motivate me. I used to have it as a lockscreen in my computer so when I decided to change my icon I realized they went together and the rest as they say is history.😊😊

8 - What’s your post with the most notes? 

 That is a great question and I wish I had an answer but I don’t *shrugs* sowy.

9 - How many mutuals do you have? 

I don’t have a specific number but I do know that most blogs I enjoy follow me back so thanks for that dears❤❤  I know it can get messy up in here.

10 - How many followers do you have?  

*checks* 354 for some reason completely unknown to me. I wasn’t expecting that number and I am going to continue to post solely for myself and a very restricted number of people so I don’t get over whelmed and embarrassed.

11 - How many people do you follow? 

172 but I really must take a moment, one of these days,  to see how many of those have been deactivated and stuff because I tend to see the same people appear on my feed over and over (my beloved people -looking at you J ;) )

12 - Have you ever made a shitpost?

Who hasn’t ? Yes, I answered a question with a question breathe.

13 - How often do you use Tumblr each day? 

 Right now with this transition routine I almost spend my day here but normally I come here when I get home.

14 - Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

 Nope, I try to be respectful of other opinions and when it really bothers me I simply unfollow them.

15 - How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts? 

I think someone needs to explain how counterproductive that sentence is to the OP’s of said posts. Yes, I know you use it as a neon sign to draw attention to the post  but that is not the way that reads. When you do that you are, in fact, jeopardizing the spreading of the message you are worried about.By all means, add color and drama and whatever just don’t use that sentence. 

16 - Do you like tag games? 17 - Do you like ask games? 

 (This answers both) I love the creativity and care behind it. I love when people tag me, it makes me feels special necause that specific thingie made them think of me so, rest assured, it might take me a while but I will always do tag games. Apologies for the delay on this one btw.

18 - Which of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous?

I am sure tons of them are but I am legit completely clueless about such things (a bit like in irl to be honest).So if you are Tumblr famous and we are mutuals thanks for considering me cool enough for that. Sorry for the unavoidable disappointment.

19 - Do you have a crush on a mutual?

OMG I can’t imagine the mess that would be.I rarely crush but when I do is so embarrassingly intense I can’t even deal with myself. That being said, most of you live so far away I think I would suffer a ton. I did find my twinnie in here so all is well.😍😊🦋

Completely suggestive tags @jacquiebethelina44 , @mrskatebridgerton, @queenie-004 annnnd that sweet anon that sent me an ask saying he/she would like to be my friend, if you want to this is my sign to you ❤

Also anyone that thinks they would like to do it but haven’t been tagged I just tagged you 😘

tag game!!

thank you for the tag @barnesafterglow !! 💕 (doing it on a separate post because is getting really long lol)

1 - Why did you choose your url?

my fist was @/habisbi (I was only here to read) but once I decided to write for marvel I chose it @/asgardwinter because I mainly write for Loki and Bucky (and winter is also my favourite season lol)

2 - Any side blogs?

I have I library blog (more for me than my followers because my own reblog makes me feel more confident when I post lol) and a fic rec blog I'm still working on

3 - How long have you been on Tumblr?

I created this acount a bit more than a year ago but only started to really use it on april/may

4 - Do you have a queue tag?

I did but I don't use it anymore

5 - Why did you start your blog in the first place?

at first I was curious about it and than when I returned this year I saw a lot of people writing here and it souded like a fun thing to do (I'm not a native speaker so it was a way to test if I really knew english lol)

6 - Why did you choose your icon/pfp

I liked it and that's it ? (I wish I had a better explanation)

7 - Why did you choose your header?

again, I just found it pretty

8 - What’s your post with the most notes?

my Loki fic Silly Wooden Box I'm so proud of this little oneshot

9 - How many mutuals do you have?

i don't know exactly but love every single one of them (I also know I don't have many but it's just because I'm afraid of talking to people)

10 - How many followers do you have?

244 (I still have no idea how)

11 - How many people do you follow?

about 161 but it increases every day 🙃

12 - Have you ever made a shitpost?

idk maybe?

13 - How often do you use Tumblr each day?

more than I should, for sure

14 - Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

no, the only thing I ever got into was some people translating tumblr works without permission

15 - How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

I just ignore most of the time? idk I fell like not reblogging is my protest lol

16 - Do you like tag games?

I love them!! (I'm just really afraid of tagging people and upsetting them, but I love to see that someone thought of me)

17 - Do you like ask games?

yes yes yes!!

18 - Which of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous?

idk about famous but I'll say about people that I freaked out a bit when they followed me. @buckysbiota (Ari's so talented I was shocked lol), also @poetic-fiasco (I read her stuff on ao3 and was like "you?? here?? on my page??really??")

19 - Do you have a crush on a mutual?

i need to confess that i fall for everyone who is even a bit decent to me... so more than one 🥰

💕 no pressure tags: @/buckysbiota + @janetsnakehole02 + @writing-for-marvel + @/poetic-fiasco + whoever wants to do!

[reformedkingsmanagent]

I adore your writing! I’ve been reading all of your stuff the entire day. I love ittt. Can you do prompts #109 and #118, please? Thank you, hope you have an awesome day!

AN: omg thanks so much! I appreciate that! Sorry this took so long to get out, I was away on vacation for the weekend so i’ve made this a bit longer than I usually do!

Prompt: #109: “Why are you naked?”//#118: “Are you mad at me?”

Pairing: Charlie x reader

Word Count: 1632

It had been a long day of strategizing with Poppy. She had put out her announcement, and the world now had a choice to make. You had fielded so many calls from the media and other interested parties only to repeat the same few phrases over and over again. You had a strong feeling you would be saying them in your sleep tonight.

You heard a rustling as you walked down the hall to your room, and glanced through the open door, only to see something you definitely hadn’t expected.

It was Charlie, Poppy’s right hand man, but he was drying his shoulders with a towel. His back was to you, and you scanned him from top to bottom before you even realized you had done it.

“Oh my god!” You shielded your eyes immediately, feeling the heat creep up to your cheeks. An image of him appeared in the darkness behind your eyelids. “Why are you naked?!”

Charlie laughed. He threw the towel down on the bed and continued rummaging through his dresser. “Why are you looking?”

You kept your eyes on your own feet. You considered explaining yourself, but he had ears, he knew you were just passing by. “Why was your door wide open?” You thought about just running away, but decided it would look even worse.

“Why didn’t you just keep on walking?” He turned to completely face you, though you wouldn’t have known. He pulled on a pair of underwear and shut the drawer. “I’m decent,” he mumbled. You dropped your hand and it took a few agonizing seconds before you convinced yourself to look up. “Enjoy the view?” He smirked, hands on his hips.

“Why are you such a jerk?” You turned to leave, but he called out to you.

“Y/N, wait.” You didn’t stop even though you knew he had followed you out to the hallway.

Charlie Hesketh spent almost all of his time with Poppy, if you weren’t meeting with her. If you needed to speak with her he would always flee to the bowling alley, claiming that the business side of things bored him. As a result, you had little to no contact with him besides seeing him in passing.

He certainly was attractive, but his cocky attitude turned you off.

“Have you contacted my attorney?” Poppy’s conversational tone flowed like music whenever she was in a good mood. Today was one of those days. With the thought that she could leave Poppyland soon to establish her footprint on Wall Street, nothing seemed to bother her.

“Yes, he’s already on his way.” You nodded, checking your phone for your notes. “He should arrive sometime in the evening, so we’ll need to deactivate the landmines if you still want him to come here alone.”

“Yes, that is my only requirement. Can’t let anyone know where we are at this critical time, can we?” Poppy smiled, clasping her hands together in front of her.

“Pops, come on!” The door to the diner opened, and the both of you turned to look at the new arrival. Charlie stood there, bowling ball in hand. “You promised.”

“Charlie, i’ll be there in a second.” Your eyes lingered on him for a moment too long, remembering the previous night. He looked like he wanted to say something, but instead he just turned and walked back outside.

“I really wish I wasn’t so busy, but we have so much more to do now that we’ve put ourselves out there.” She looked over at the red case, and you knew the important information it held.

“It’s almost done. And it’s gone wonderfully so far.” You did your best to remind her of all she had accomplished. She put on a smile and stood, adjusting her red blouse.

“Thanks to you, don’t forget that.” She walked out from behind the desk and headed for the doors to the diner, to Charlie waiting outside in the afternoon sun. Before she pushed open the door, she paused. “Why don’t you join us? Do you like to bowl?”

Glancing over at Charlie waiting outside, you just shook your head. “No, that’s okay. You guys have fun though.” The idea of bowling with Charlie didn’t sound fun at all. He would just get impatient with you at some point, or prove himself to be even more of a jerk than he already established.

“No, please, come with us.” Poppy asked. “I insist.” That was it. Those were the words you couldn’t say no to. “Charlie always wins, but at least you’ll have something besides paperwork and calls to deal with.”

You stood up from your seat and shrugged, sticking your phone in your pocket. “If you insist.”

The bowling alley was cold and quiet. The lights were humming overhead as you followed Poppy inside, and Charlie marched on ahead of the two of you, hopping behind the counter. Poppy walked up, and he knelt down out of sight for a moment and returned with shiny bowling shoes, in Poppy’s signature red. “Thank you, Charlie.” They both smiled. You watched her walk away, noticing the sheer number of lanes for the first time.

Charlie clearing his throat reminded you of where you were, and you turned back to face him. He had amusement in his face, and his arms were crossed over his chest. Your eyes instantly went to his metal arm, and you felt bad about that. He looked handsome, but you refused to entertain the idea. “I’ve never seen you in here before.”

“That’s because i’ve never been.” You watched him pull out his own shoes and set them on the counter.

“But you at least know how to bowl, don’t you?” You shook your head, and his smile widened. “You’ll be learning from the best, then.” He ducked down again and returned with a second pair of shoes, placing them beside his on the counter. He stepped out from behind the counter and grabbed both pairs of shoes, headed for the plastic seats in front of each lane. Poppy already had her shoes on, and she had chosen her lane, typing in her name so her scorecard showed up on one of the screens.

Charlie sat down at the lane beside Poppy’s and you stopped beside him, standing as he put on his bowling shoes. He glanced up at you and patted the seat next to him. “Come on, I won’t bite.”

You sat, picking up the shoes he had chosen for you and slipping off the shoes you had on. You couldn’t shake off the fluttering you felt in your chest. This wasn’t what you wanted to be doing so soon after the night before. You thought a few days might pass before you had to look at him again. It was all still so fresh in your mind that you couldn’t look at him and not remember what he looked like underneath. Before you could slip the bowling shoes on for yourself, he grabbed them out of your hand. “You’re awfully quiet.” He commented. “Are you mad at me?”

“No. Not mad.” You said. He raised an eyebrow before grabbing your calf and pulling your leg into his lap. You could feel heat wherever your leg touched his thigh, or where his hands held your ankle to guide your foot into the shoe. You did your best to remember who he was and how he typically acted, but it was difficult. He kept your foot in his lap while he laced the shoes.

“If not mad, then what?” He looked up at you, tying off one shoe and reaching for your other leg. You liked how gentle he was.

“Why are you doing this for me?” You started to withdraw your legs from his lap, but he held onto them.

“Why do you ask so many questions?”

The crash of the bowling pins down the lane shook you out of your thoughts. Charlie chuckled, having felt you jump. “Hurry up, slowpokes.” Poppy teased. Charlie finished with your shoes and tapped your legs lightly so you would move and he could get up.

Charlie had taken the time to show you how to hold the bowling ball, where you should try to aim, and he also had shown off a bit. It was okay though, because you liked how close he got to you when he was showing you something. You liked watching him have fun. You didn’t notice exactly when Poppy had left, but eventually Charlie took a seat next to you, the both of you currently on your fifth game. “Having fun now?” He asked.

“Yes, thank you.” You looked down at the checkered floor and thought about how he usually avoided you. You hadn’t made any effort to be around him either.

“So, listen,” he started. “I know we don’t know each other, but I was thinking that maybe we could have dinner together?” You looked up at him. The offer was a complete surprise. You two hadn’t even talked that much despite spending the last few hours together. His confidence waned with each passing second that didn’t contain your answer. “I mean, it would only be at the diner. You don’t have to-”

“Yes, Charlie.” He allowed a small smile to appear.

“Okay. Okay, good.” He stood, suddenly a little bashful. “Just a warning, I’m going to go shower now. If my door is open…”

“I’ll be sure to keep walking by.” You answered, swapping your shoes.

“That wasn’t what I was going to say.” He took the bowling shoes from you and walked over to the counter from before. “I was going to tell you you’re welcome to come in!” He shouted from across the room.

Your cheeks turned bright red as he left the bowling alley.

[tachibubu]

Tired [Part: 2]

Pairing: Jerome Valeska/Joker x Reader x Peter Parker/Spiderman.

AU included: DC/MARVEL

Prompt: You had enough with Jerome as he keeps seducing other girls in front of you so you plan to leave him and go to New York. Where you will find yourself stuck in the web of another bug who will fall in love with you.

OMG. YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN SO KIND TO ME AT THE COMMENTS ASDFGHKL. Anyways~ Back to the point! This part 2 took me awhile! ^^”, I don’t really have much complete plot line for this story so yeah. And if you’re wondering, isn’t Gotham actually New York? Well, I knew that and this are two alternate universe conjoined to each other so mind as well say Gotham is different city in this reader insert, also Gotham isn’t really a popular city in this AU so yeah. Enjoy reading!

PART [1] [3] [4] [5] [6]

It was a long ride to New York and you were awakened around the afternoon to find the owner of the bus tapping you.

“Miss, this is the last stop.”

You groaned and hoisted, nodding at the old man and resumed on walking out of the bus. The city of New York was eventful, and you couldn’t help but gawk at how optimistic the people are here. In Gotham, people feared for their lives but here you could see children moving around freely, stands that aren’t broken and everything that is the opposite of Gotham.

You separated the hood that was covering your face off. People here don’t really know much about Gotham so why bother cover up like some paparazzi would start taking picture of you. The rumbling of your stomach disturbed your fantasy, and you started to find some restaurant or whatever eatery that could provide you food for your hunger. Your luck remained beside for you as you found a hotdog stand in a distant. You paid for the hotdog that was on a stick with ketchup that accessorized it. You sat on a bench that was shaded by a tree and started to eat the food. While eating you brought out your cellphone.

And to your fear he texted you.

“Shit, now he would start find me. Better keep a low profile now,” you winced at the thought. You always loved attention and just having a low profile is hard for the formal serial killer.  You threw the phone at the earth and started stomping on it, which made some civilians gaze at you with oddness. You just wanted to stare back at the people and threat but you reminded yourself that you’re trying a new life as a rational person once again.

“There, no tracing me.” You muttered but then you grasped at the reality. “Fuck, now I don’t have a phone…”

You heaved a sigh and clutched your bag and roamed around for a while, trying to find a cheap hotel before you get a job. But then life teases you so much as you made another turn and saw a Mall with an Apple Shop.  You smirked, “Maybe stealing for a second wouldn’t hurt.”

Dragging the hood and is now covering your face, you arrived at the mall in silence. You passed the security with a little trick that Jerome taught you once, just thinking about that name made you wince. As you passed, the guards nod and you’re now almost free to steal hundreds of things in this mall but an IPhone is the only thing you needed for now. Maybe a MacBook too, it was a good decision so you included it at the list to steal in your head.

You entered the shop, and examined for any security cameras. “Of course there would be,” you murmured as you sighted three.

You then went to a laptop, which was not occupied and sneakingly hacked the system and deactivated the cameras one by one. Now your next plan, which you weren’t proud, had, consist of aiming a pistol towards the cashier.

“I need a phone dear, the latest one. And if you don’t hand it over to me I’ll—” you shot one person at the head that was trying to escape.  “Do that to you,” you spoke. Aiming once again to the cashier. “Y-yes sir!” she complied and proceeded to give you an IPhone, “Also give me one of the MacBook Air.” The cashier once again nodded and gave you the bag of the laptop. You proceeded to put the box to your backpack but then heard the girl calling 911. You rolled your eyes then shot her but then you heard the speakers of the mall alarming people.

You took your time but then you heard someone behind you. “Whoa man, stop right there.”

Turning back you saw a man dressed up in a spider suit which was odd because spiders couldn’t possible have red and blue color at the same time, right?

“The fuck is this, child’s play?” you thought out loud. “I wouldn’t think of that if I were you sir.” He then proceeded to shoot some web trying to get the gun but you managed to toss it and catch it with your other hand, you were completely surprised. People in New York have supernatural abilities? This will probably be harder than you thought it would be. You then shot the glass wall and dived in and continued on running, gripping the two bags tightly. The spider boy continued to chase you, you tried to lose him but he was too fast. You started to climb a ladder of a building. You were really talented on gymnastics and parkour because of your job in the circus with Jerome.

When you were now at the rooftop spider boy was there, stretching.

“Mister you need to give that back!” you could almost imagine him beaming in triumph. You grumbled then sprint towards him, which made him, shock for a moment but then recovered back, you proceeded to engage a fight with him. You swing some punches to him and tried to kick him, which he kept dodging. Unfortunately, he was too quick and when you avoided one of his fists your hood fell and revealed your ponytailed/hair.

“Y-You’re a girl?!” he gasped but then you managed to kick him on the chest and made a run for it. But when you were about to jump off the building and land to another one with such a great distance. Spider boy achieved to fire some webs on your leg when you jumped and tugged you towards him and proceeded to shoot some webs on all of your limbs, straining you. Preventing you to flee. You wriggled frustration is getting you.

“LET ME GO YOU FUCKING HERO WANNA BE SPIDER!”

“W-whoa! Calm down ma’am.” He brought out both of his hand and raised it beside him in a mocking manner. “If you didn’t stole, you wouldn’t been in this situation.”

The man in spider suit advanced picked the bag and the other bag, which has the laptop in it, hopefully it didn’t broke “Let me just get this and call the police—“

“JEROME! PLEASE DON’T DO THIS TO ME!”

The man stared at you as you started to cry and shout he was confused on why you were acting like that. A trick? No, it seems genuine.

“JEROME!”

The cops dragged you at the station while you were crying and freaking out. “Madam, that man is a psychopath. He could never love you, he brought you in this situation and you chose to believe him and now this is the punishment.”

“No… J loves me he loves me! He wouldn’t leave me in this son of a bitch jail…. JEROME!” you said, struggling. Some of your faith was vanished when the police said those words. No, he couldn’t possibly abandon you here. Isolated. Few ticks ago, you and Jerome slaughtered most of the children and some parents in a birthday party. One of the neighbors overheard it and called the police leaving you unalert but Jerome knew this. So when you started to blow a punch on one of the children on the face, Jerome said that he would be back with a surprise. This is the second time both of you had a murder spree, so you could call yourself novice. You nodded, grinning at him and heard the door shut.  You continued on punching, stomping, having the time of your life and releasing all of the stress that was buckled up inside you.

You heard someone unlocked the door and you turned back smiling, “Jerome! This is fun!”

But it wasn’t Jerome you saw. It was three cops raising their guns at you. Now, you could easily escape this now but you weren’t witty back then. And that lead to the condition you were, in a cold prison. How did you get out? An acquaintance of Jerome and you from the circus helped you abscond. It was successful but when she said that you shouldn’t do it again and that Jerome is a bad deal you didn’t consider her advice. The next day you went to the circus to find Jerome with a brunette playing some games.

“Mr. J!” you called out, they both turned around. The girl was angelic looking but had an aura around her that you didn’t like, when you glanced at Jerome. You swore he looked disappointed but rapidly covered it up. “Oh hey (Y/N)!” No sweet calls, no welcome back. As if he didn’t care you getting sealed up in the dungeon of a jail for five months, no hugs, no anything. Your heart stopped; this was the first time your heart broke due to love. “Who’s she?” the girl inquired Jerome.

“She’s a close friend of mine, hun.” You stared at him, eyes like saucer. “Please excuse us for a moment.”

You were about to speak up for yourself when he held your hand and dragged you in a well dim place. He looked at you, smiled. “I’m happy you’re out darling.” This gave you hope, a small smile managed to creep on to your face. “Don’t worry about her, bug.  She is just my new play toy, I still love you so much. Now be quiet of our relationship darling, it will ruin the fun.” He whispered and pecked your lips, it was quick which you were disappointed about but at least he gave some of his attention.

Right?

After that, he continued to do that same act again. Making you trust him, but smash it, then having an affair with another woman but claims that the female is another toy to him and you’re his soul mate.

~

“Jerome, don’t leave me…. I’m sorry for being a pain in the ass, I’m sorry for disturbing your torture, I’m sorry for asking too many question about the different girls you brought in the house! I just want you to stay Jerome…”

Spiderman looked at you confused but gloomy at the same time.  He wondered what happened to your past life that made your life so miserable. He assumed it was this “Jerome” person you were confessing about. He started to believe that you didn’t seem to be a bad person at all. Well being a homicidal person is unhealthy and awful but you seemed just mentally ill and had a hard time on your life. He couldn’t believe it but he is actually convinced that you can be cured. He pondered to whether give you to the police or just probably help you cope up and have a sane life. He felt sympathy. You seemed really afraid of being in jail; all people are but you in different case.

He sighed, “I’m going to regret this.”

“Spiderman!” he heard the cops call out. He then proceeded to slide down the building, landing gracefully on top of the car of the police. “Did you manage to capture the burglar?” the fat police said, while the other police searched for the robber.

“Sorry o-officer…” he gulped. He wasn’t really a good liar; he just hoped they bought it. “The thief escaped. I’m really sorry.”

The policeman sighed, “Well… It happens, not all heroes could do their job perfectly.” He winced, his reputation decreasing.

“Alright, I’ll just go…” he answered back, swinging and jumping back at the building. He saw you passed out, in exhaustion probably.

“Spiderman, helping a criminal. What a news, I just hope I wouldn’t get caught…” He anticipated, detaching his mask. He wiped his sweat and looked at the sunset, then back to you. “What was I thinking?…” Peter walked towards you and kneels down. “Well… Off we go miss criminal, I guess?” he questioned to himself before putting his mask on and picking you up then going back to his and his Aunt May’s apartment.  He was just thankful that Aunt May was on a vacation the one and only Tony Stark.

Two people have been asking me to tag them if the new part is out so: @adidabach @peppermint-17

If you want to be tagged at the next part (including the people I just tagged now.) Just comment!