#why did they kill this mf

[sk1fanfiction]

who's dark!Harry (fanon)? we have dark!Harry at home (in canon)

who people think canon!Harry is: couldn't/wouldn't hurt a fly, only casts Expellarimus actual canon!Harry: actually gives zero fucks if he thinks you deserve it, cast 2 out of the 3 Unforgivables, including Crucio on Amycus Carrow for being disrespectful to McGonagall, literally tortured him to the point of passing out and seemed really pleased about it

[theghooligan]

gege @ all of us after doing gojo so dirty in the latest chapter:

[sympathytea]

So this is a sequel to this post mainly because there was some crucial details in the finale that I missed, but this is specifically going to be focusing on Parrot rather than Evbo, although Evbo is still going to be part of this whole theory. Lets start.

[Transcript Start] Evbo: -My iron sword, so their swords will never break. Thats why I have to get out of here, so that I can prove to people that there is a way out! Obviously, to do that, I need to make it to level 4. But its a bit tough to do that, since theres no way to rank up apparently. Parrot: ...Wait, what do you mean theres no way to rank up? Evbo: Oh yeah! I probably should've mentioned that every time I try to rank up to a golden sword- Woah, getting up close and personal. But..yeah, theres no water at the bottom, I've died-

[End of transcript.]

This exchange to me, at first, read as rather inconspicuous. Other players have killed Evbo before, or straight up hit him. So it didn't particularly click with me that this was something to pay attention to, but it was a bit weird considering how Parrot is first characterized. His whole introduction with Evbo and Tabi, and him talking about the iron sword layer being peaceful, and trying to protect Evbo's immortal identity, being depressed and isolating himself in a mansion.. It seems odd that this would suddenly shift when the situation becomes "Theres no way out" and him almost getting violent here, like every other character in the series. But he shows restraint in his anger rather than lashing out. Good right? Well... Next time we "meet" Parrot the implications are less than ideal. We learn he is a bow, and that he attempted to tell Evbo this, but the message about Tabi's betrayal got through to him too late. Then something else happens. Evbo, post betrayal and probably wanting to let off some of the stress that has most definitely been bubbling under the surface, Kills the entire iron sword layer. Or atleast very heavily implied that he did, along with Parrot's help. In Evbo's words, he "Killed all the people that were against me." which could either mean like, two people or the entire layer, and I don't think Evbo was particularly keeping track of the "bad" iron swords that came into his cell depending on how populated that layer actually is. The way someone would typically twist this, is that Parrot is willing to do terrible things for his friend's safety and comfort. Which is fine, but hear me out. Considering that Parrot got very close to snapping at Evbo back in episode 4, and was pretty absent throughout the arc where Evbo trains until he gets to the diamond sword layer, and then out of nowhere, helps with a murder spree despite him being one of the more peaceful residents? One that doesn't appear to get into fights, nor is seen going into Evbo's cell for kills? Evbo lets something slip near the end right after describing the massacre that he and Parrot did together. Parrot says:

"I will do my best to make a difference in this world."

Now, this sounds good in theory. Great, even! But consider the stuff we learned from him up until this point, the tiny details that you could easily miss or disregard entirely. Now, what does that phrase imply? Especially with the surrounding context being Evbo and Parrot killing a layer together?

What difference does he intend to make in this world? We don't get more than what Evbo tells us in the narration, but he does mention that he isn't willing to see Parrot just yet, and needs to piece his feelings towards him. What went down between these two that went unseen that left Evbo not wanting to talk to him let alone see him? Fishy, fishy, fishy.

[aetalk]

[ourladyofsxrrows]

this is how i look trying to make deep analysis in my head on kit and johnny with only 5 scenes at disposal

[daffodils-and-viscera]

severance is making me insane i don’t have favourite characters because it’s literally whoever i’m thinking about at the time??? they’re all my favourite i want them all to be happy

and it’s because the writers have given so much care to the arcs of every single character! the more i see, the more i want to see!!! they really said show don’t tell!!!

i love knowing character motivations but not being spoon fed. like we’ve had the perfect taste of helena and cobel and milchick and gemma and dylan and irving and burt and devon and natalie and miss huang and even jame fucking eagan

i have just enough information to spend hours thinking about any one of them

[hauntingmiser]

Okay I got inspired by @traitorszine and I wanted to make my version of maruki as some kind of a traitor so here you go.

Here is the white plague in his glory

And also by the way the # explains the lore of this goober being evil

They will be mentions of brainwashing and manipulating from the beginning soo yaaaahhh v

[czaneavecg]

guy in the vid: make sure to up your skill cuz greed will have harder enemies

me: cant be that bad

also me:

[allpromarlo]

i think we need to put fujimoto into a maximum security prison

[peskyvinot]

it's still so funny to me that I came into hermitcraft with no shipping intentions, left the phase of shipping cubitos in the past I thought. will touch the fanficion only for my cartoons I thought. and then I became friends with an ethubs enjoyer and vibed with it (very much). and then I joined hermitblr.

and I STILL wasn't shipping anyone.

and then there's this whole thing happened where I do enjoy xbralis platonically but. I'm just watxhing them flirt and what am I supposed to do about it. they literally kissed with their cube little heads what I'm. huh.

and then secret life happened and the line is not thin anymore its non existant. I'm literally scrolling through the ethubs tag every day. I'm like this 👌 close to actually opening ao3, and not to reread my favorit ex&x family fics but to see what's cooking in the ethubs tag. (minecraft achievement font) how did we get here

[nadalffc]

this is beautiful, truly

[himejoshibutch]

like how yukako and naomi hunter are one of the most hated characters when there are characters in the series clearly worse than them yet people would still hype those mid asf men

[pixiedust-poppers]

Was rambling to my friend and then boom a backstory for grim formed.

So in show as you all know, colossus and him do have beef but that’s because grim wanted to be captain so let’s take that, and twist it a little.

Failed business/salesman grim made a wicked deal that blew up in his face when he doubled crossed his partners and they wanted him dead. So to avoid death he stole a yacht and set a course out to sea, hoping to land in Europe. He got caught up in a storm that whisked his ass off to neverland.

That’s where he met captain colossus, who was kind enough to offer him a place on his ship. Ofc no businessman wants to be on the bottom, he wanted to be on top where the gold and riches were. He wanted to be captain.

So he climbed the ranks via, getting fellow men killed by “accident” to reduce competition and by proving himself resourceful in certain situations and perils, which impressed colossus both in a professional way and also in a more romantic way..

Yes Captain colossus was falling in love. Grim could see that, so he leaned into leading colossus on. Little short kisses and hints of flirting. And they grew closer, so much so that they did have sex yes, but it wasn’t enough. After all the first mate was still around and he knew grim’s game and tried to kill him before he can go further. Unfortunately he evaded every attempt and his (the first mate) death would come when a battle with another crew broke out and grim just watched as the first mate got outnumbered when he could’ve used the weapons on him to aid him. After being colossus’s source of comfort that night he knew he was in the bag

And so that was how he became first mate. However he started to get cocky and a bit too bold so much so he tried to kill colossus a few months later in his sleep and the other man woke up and promptly threw him out and the next day he was exiled to a stranded island, chained to a tree and left to rot.

He got out (eventually, with some broken bones) obviously, but Ofc when you go sometime with out food or water or companionship delusion combined with his hatred and humiliation had driven him “a bit” insane. He began to make out shapes and forms within the darkness and shadows, communicating with them alongside training and waited for the next ship to stop by…

That day came when it was storming with the fog so strong that you could barely see. Grim took this opportunity and what he learned from the shadows and teleported onto the ship, unfortunately for that captain and their crew of four they were now just skeletons of the neversea.

His infamy has grown overtime and he still makes crews weary when heavy fog rolls in you never know if you’ll be the next victim of the grim buccaneer.

[brokenrefraction]

fuck ''i was born to suffer'' my new mindset is ''i was made to destroy''

[slashersweethearts]

sometimes it hits me again that melina and sam are second cousins and i can never stop laughing abt it bc. well. sure she has a surface level problem w sam (read: she ‘doesn’t like her’ bc amber doesn’t like her n melina will be damned if she misses out on those brownie points) but that’s not even the issue. it’s the fact that of all ppl in their like tiny 2 streets and a cornfield population of 15 on a good day town, she has to share a (obvi distant in her case) relative with fucking tara 😭

[fiovske]

jesus christ you guys were NOT kidding about how bad the last few seasons of veep were huh