#why are you following me??

[thenocturnenarrator]

Hey. You people following me.

[thatonecatinatophat]

Why are you here?!

YOU ARE LIKE DUCKLINGS, FOLLOWING ME FOR NO REASON.

GO AWAY!

[idk-imtired-dontask]

Can someone tell me why almost all of the people that follow me are grown ass women?? Like... Why...? If anyone knows... Please get me out of this confusion. If my mom finds out imma die. Kidding! But why though :/

[overclockedinsomniac]

I have gained more followers in the past couple hours than I have throughout the entirety of my experience here.

[pissed-whizard]

my blog is a gateway drug to cooler and better blogs (my mutuals)

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Yeah, I don't know about you, Fidds, but I'd fold at this 🙏

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[dear-ao3]

pov your ex held your collection of thrifted spoons hostage for over a year (not entirely his fault, they got mixed up in his things during a move and you did not realize it, though he did adamantly deny that he had them) and reached out to your roommate on instagram nine months post break up after being thoroughly blocked for several months just to ask if you were still roommates and then to very cryptically reveal that he had in fact found the spoons (among other, mystery items that he did not reveal and you also have no idea what they are) in his car that he had not driven for a year cause he decided to make the worst financial decision of his life and buy a tesla and then tried to coordinate a meet up to drop off said spoons and mystery items which you did not want but you do want your spoons so you told him to either mail it or show up to your place of work when you were not scheduled only for him to entirely miss the point and still try to see you, then you reveal that you do not want to see him so he finally says that he will put on his big boy pants and mail it (though him actually mailing it is entirely unlikely) and also aparently hes gotten a perm since the last time you saw him and it looks terrible

[ando666detonao]

don't you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just

[okidraw]

i wanted to show them the stars.

[itseghost]

the captured! quest was so funny that i actually drew multiple things at once

[stwaberrideer]

What the fuck

Why

[rinkara286]

damn the bots be going crazy here okay

[idontmindifuforgetme]

Tumblr actually grosses the fuck out of me bc you’re just born and you grow up Arab (for me in particular it’s Iraqi) and that obviously predisposes you to being against genocide of Arabs and then you have to justify to some chronically online loser with white guilt why that stance doesn’t come from a place of “looking for clout” “getting notes” “performative activism” but is actually just…….. bc you value your culture & roots & humanity in general ???? Like I don’t owe you anything you can believe what you want?????? If I have a platform I’ll keep using it for good

[hg-aneh]

peruvian croli brainrot 🇵🇪🦙💥

[nonokoko13]

I don't know if it needs to be said but if you haven't figured it out yet I don't want any Trump supporters following or interacting with me. Stay the fuck away from me

[naberiuz]

stupid ass meme me and my friend did. sorry if it’s been done before