#why are they like this 🤣
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queenaryastark · 1 year ago
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Of all the parallels Jonsas try to make for their crackship, the funniest is now "Sansa is like Lysa" (this is correct, so good job on them 👏🏼) "so that's evidence for Jonsa bc Lysa married her brown haired foster brother, Petyr, so Sansa will marry her brown haired foster brother, Jon". 😄 😆 🤣 😂
They're right. Jon will fling Sansa to her death, saying, "Only Arya."
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bluesylveon2 · 3 months ago
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My top favorite moments from the Glorious Masquerade
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This cut 😂
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Their dynamic
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kalofi · 2 months ago
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middle school
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oriixxc · 1 month ago
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akiacia · 3 months ago
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some of the right words
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dollsome-does-tumblr · 8 months ago
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i may have forgotten some because they were too traumatic, but here is my definitive list as i could think of it this morning. oh, how i've suffered! 😢
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sunflowersinheaven · 6 months ago
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another wip, that i wont be able to finish for a while
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daouoffroads · 4 months ago
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This is Ton. He's my best man.
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dawnofiight · 2 months ago
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Day 12 of Redactober! Dealers Choice!
Shaw Pack + Moms!
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Don't ask me how long this took
Tag list:
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@zimix-whispers
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katerinaaqu · 2 months ago
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Latest trend: What if Odysseus sold himself to Zeus to save his men?
Me: ...
Me: Bitch, you mean what he did with CIRCE?!
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chirpsythismorning · 1 year ago
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They know 😉
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rustingcat · 2 months ago
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'A Rich Girl With Issues... Lots of Issues' title animation!
This animation is my tribute for @inkedroplets brilliant fic to celebrate its completion!
If you haven't already, please do yourself a favour and go read this amazing fic!
You can click here to start it
This fic has such a special place in my heart, and I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do.❤️
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fisheito · 2 months ago
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I do not know who you are, but everytime I see a post of yours talking about yakumo I have a mental image of an avid herper carefully yet excitedly studying some elusive snake yet manhandling the hell out of it because of how cool it is
that's the nicest way anyone's ever phrased it
unfortunately, it has inspired me and now i'm taking the chance to mandle that snake
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blackmosscupcakes · 1 year ago
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Just over halfway through the second episode of Burrow's End and it is UNBELIEVABLY more fucked up than I was expecting (in the best possible way). All my respect to Aabria Iyengar for having one of the most twisted imaginations (and visions for setpieces) I've ever seen. 🤣
This next go round of Candela Obscura is going to be absolutely WILD, isn't it.
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pixlatedvampire · 2 months ago
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I havent finished anything in a bit so please enjoy my favorite Grima doodles lmao 💗🥰
#grima wormtongue#grima#lotr#lord of the rings#csp#pixel art#doodle#my art#.... posting this again bc its not showing up in the tags.. 2nd time this has happened to me and both are for grima posts..#🤔😒 tumblr whats your beef?? why do you hate him?? hes just a silly guy!!#works out ig? bc i forgot to do alt text on the first go but like annoying. im going to have to check everytime now ig ugh :T#i have painstakingly rewritten my og tags bc itll bother me otherwise lmao rip ->#I missed playing w shapes lmao its fun!!#hes a wiggly man#also long pointy nose is my favorite shape actually. such a fun silhouette#the mcdonalds order is my fav one btw i live for that kind of anachronism lmao 🤣#also i think grima was always whispering weird stuff to theoden since almost no one was actually suspicious of him doing it lol#<- i have a whole drawing planned for that thought! Youll see it. One day >_<”#also technically from movie refs his cloak is one big piece w slits for the arms but i like the shape of separating it better!!#we’re in my mixed bag of canon and personal thoughts now lmao XD#<- i was a brighter happier man 2 hours ago lol#sorry if anyone sees these repost attempts and is annoyed 07 im just a bit confused why it keeps happening ToT#edit: its still not showing up? literally wtf tumblr pls.. my silly drawings... have mercy 🥺 🙏 😭#Edit again: WOAH IT MADE IT??? WERE IN THE TAGS NOW BABYYY SORRY FOR BADMOUTHING YOU TUMBLR SUPPORT IG??#in that case sorry for the double post lmao 😅
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romanreignsbae · 6 months ago
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My little bookworm - J.U
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thanks for the request boo! 💗
Readers POV:
It was a lazy Thursday morning in May, and I was lost in my favorite activity - reading. I was lying on my stomach in bed, my face buried in a book, completely oblivious to my surroundings. The soft cotton of Josh's old t-shirt that I was wearing brushed against my skin as I turned the pages, absorbed in the story.
Suddenly, I felt the mattress dip as Josh joined me, his strong body settling on top of mine. I felt his warm breath on my ear as he nuzzled my neck, his black hair falling forward, tickling my skin. "Hey bookworm," he murmured, his deep voice sending a shiver down my spine.
I smiled, my body starting to respond to his attention, but I was determined to finish this chapter. "Hey yourself," I replied, my voice a little breathless as I tried to focus on the words in front of me.
Undeterred, Josh began to kiss and nip at my neck, knowing how sensitive I was there. His beard scraped against my skin, sending little sparks of pleasure through me. I gasped, my book forgotten as he sucked on that sweet spot just below my ear.
His hands started to wander, sliding up my sides, underneath the t-shirt I was wearing. I felt his calloused fingertips grazing the bare skin of my hips, making me arch my back slightly, pressing my ass against his hardening dick.
Josh chuckled, his warm breath now on my shoulder as he kissed along my collarbone. "That book must be really good if it's holding your attention when I'm doing this," he teased, grinding his hips gently against mine so I could feel his growing erection.
"Mmm, it is," I murmured, my eyes finally tearing themselves away from the pages. I turned my head to look at him, seeing the desire burning in his brown eyes. "But I think I might have found something even better."
I placed the book aside, finally giving him my undivided attention. Josh smiled, a sexy, cocky grin, and pulled the t-shirt up over my head, leaving me bare from the waist up. I loved how his eyes darkened with desire as he looked at my naked breasts, his gaze burning into my skin.
His hands roamed over my body, cupping my breasts, his thumbs brushing against my already hard nipples. I moaned, my back arching, offering myself to him. He leaned down, taking one tight bud into his mouth, sucking gently as he teased it with his tongue.
I threaded my fingers through his hair, holding him to me as a moan escaped my lips. "Josh, oh god," I breathed, feeling my body getting hotter and my pussy getting wetter with every touch.
He switched his attention to my other breast, lavishing it with the same attention, his beard tickling my sensitive skin. His hands moved down my body, his fingers skating over my ribs, making me squirm with anticipation.
Then, his fingers found the waistband of my panties, and with slow, deliberate movements, he peeled them down my legs, over my feet, and off. I lifted my hips to help him, now completely naked and exposed to his hungry gaze.
Josh's eyes devoured me, making me feel desired and wanted as he took in my naked body. His big hand reached between my legs, one finger tracing my slit, collecting my wetness. I was so turned on, my pussy was soaked, and I moaned as his finger teased my clit, making little circles that had me squirming.
"Josh, please," I begged, my hips bucking up, seeking more contact.
"Please what, baby?" He teased, his finger still circling my clit, making me desperate.
"Fuck me, please. I need you now," I pleaded, my body on fire, my pussy clenching with need.
With a growl, Josh finally gave me what I wanted. He positioned his hard dick at my entrance, and in one smooth thrust, he slid inside me, filling me up. I gasped, my eyes rolling back in my head at the sensation of him stretching me, claiming me as his own.
He paused for a moment, giving me a chance to adjust to his size, before beginning to move. His hips thrust slowly at first, setting a steady, deep rhythm that had me moaning and my nails digging into his shoulders.
"You feel so good, baby," he groaned, his eyes clenched shut as he moved in and out of me, his cock sliding in deep. "So fucking tight and wet."
I met his thrusts, my hips moving in time with his, our bodies creating a sexy, slick rhythm. "Harder, Josh," I begged, wanting more. "Fuck me harder."
He obliged, his thrusts becoming more powerful, his hips slapping against my ass as he drove into me, faster and harder. The bed creaked beneath us, the sound of our skin slapping together filling the room, along with our moans and gasps.
I felt my orgasm building, a coil of pleasure tightening in my belly. "Josh, I'm gonna cum," I gasped, my fingers finding my clit as I rubbed little circles, sending me over the edge.
"Cum for me, baby," he urged, his own voice strained as he pounded into me. "Let me feel you cum on my cock."
I did as he said, my pussy clenching around him as my orgasm washed over me. I cried out, my body shaking as wave after wave of pleasure racked me. Josh followed soon after, his own release hitting me deep as he filled me with his hot cum.
We lay entangled for a while, our hearts pounding and our breathing ragged. Josh nuzzled my neck, placing soft kisses there as he played with my hair. "Best way to get your attention, huh?" he teased.
I smiled, feeling satisfied and loved. "Definitely," I agreed, turning my head to kiss him softly. "Anytime you want to distract me like that, I won't complain."
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