#i hold no such respect. *GRABS YAKUMO BY THE NECK* | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

fisheito · 2 months ago

Note

I do not know who you are, but everytime I see a post of yours talking about yakumo I have a mental image of an avid herper carefully yet excitedly studying some elusive snake yet manhandling the hell out of it because of how cool it is

that's the nicest way anyone's ever phrased it

unfortunately, it has inspired me and now i'm taking the chance to mandle that snake

#who is subjecting you to my posts 🤣 redst in pisses #dante: *unimpressed*#yakumo: *hiding between eiden's legs and scrunching into every corner he can for protection*#unlike the respectful herper however (who pays careful attention to their wards for distress and lets them rest as needed)#i hold no such respect. *GRABS YAKUMO BY THE NECK*#*flings him around* WHAT IS THIS. WHY IS HE LIKE THIS. WHY MUST I THINK ABOUT HIM ALL THE TIME.#*winds him up and jettisons him*#feesh answer #nu carnival eiden #nu carnival yakumo #nu carnival dante

178 notes · View notes