#why am i like this

[ho-is-u-using-hextech11]

Me after season two arcane ending 🤗😭😞

[castiels-peopleskills]

these are the voices in my head btw. my left brain vs my right brain if you will

[tomahachi12]

Me: "I wanna talk to people and make new friends!"

Also me anytime someone tries to talk to me:

[hanthephan]

being an adult in the phandom is so funny what do you mean im conducting research on alt right radicalization on one screen while dan and phil compilations are playing on my other screen

[idk-the-foolish-immortal]

So I need bronze teeth eeh.

Seriously, though, I need help. My dentist said it looks like I got an uppercut every day for the last 5 months due to the cracks and grinding my teeth have gone through, with the only cause being me grinding/gritting my teeth since I've started college.

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

[missanchimissesyou]

I hate, HATE being a crybaby. Oh, im tearing up because you raised your voice at me? Oopsies sorry about that! Ah, am i crying over a what was "joke" to you but deeply hurt me? Whoops, silly me!

[d3vdgvrlll]

every fucking time i watch criminal minds im like “oh no way im gonna fall for this unsub too,” AND FUCK!!! EVERY FUCKING TIME. like this one literally thinks he’s a vampire and drinks the blood of 16yr olds to cure it but he’s so sweet to them and he takes care of them and when it doesn’t work he kills them softly and lays their bodies to rest like angels every time at the sunrise. like bro if that was me i’d voluntarily give him my blood like pls bro plsssss

[woods-and-adlers-left-hand-dude]

Cold war incorrect quote/scenarios

Adler as he turns around to shoot bell:it was never personal

Bell throwing a rock at Adler and catching him off guard:the fuck you mean 'it was never personal'

Adler shocked:what?

Bell: motherfucker you Stoll me from my homeland and turned me into an American,made me believe we had some deep friendship and made me apart of your team so you're not getting rid of me now.

Adler while waving his gun:but I was meant to kill you?

Bell throwing another rock at Adler:yeah no shit Sherlock I know that but I'm going to give you three options, number one you kill me and I haunt you for the rest of your life number 2 I take you back to Russia and I get to play doctor and you play brain washed soldier or option three you take me back with you to America and you get me a McDonald's and let me watch the starwars.

Adler:ow will you stop that and why do you want a McDonald's and to watch starwars?

Bell: because Frank was telling me about them and I want to experience them anyway we can call this part of your apology for fucking me up.

Adler sighing:you know what fine come on them.

Bell fist pumping:YES we're taking Frank and Alex with us and your paying by the way.

Adler muttering:woods and mason are never going to let me live this down.

(on a completely unrelated note I lost a game of zombies today because I laughed so hard when my mate asked me if narcolepsy was when you want to shag a corpse)

@annomimi I know it's not a fic but it's something

[limepool]

Comfort throwback with all my current fandoms going up in panic and pain

[sweetbitch8888]

umm #facecard

https://www.instagram.com/elenaeban?igsh=MXVhY3E5ajdwMzR4bg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr

[thesilliestscrimblo]

I umm... so I painted a picture of Uncle Klunk in Ark Survival Evolved with my Xbox controller..? I KNOW IT SUCKS IT'S THE BEST I COULD DO WITH MY STINKY CONTROLLER PLEASE HAVE MERCY😭😭😭

Atleast I now have a somewhat recognizable art of my beloved Klunk in my base?? Umm anyways below is WIP?? (help why am I so cringe?!)😭

[whatsorceressisthis]

*since 2011...

[uzguncilek]

Hi cutie

[singswan-springswan]

In a happy world where Jason is legally resurrected and gets to go to college like he's always dreamed of

[bluegirldreams]

[kyofloral]