#why am I
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cat!Kings and how they cuddle/sleep with you
Satan
definitely on your chest or anywhere on your torso
your thighs are a good spot too
he purrs so damn loud it wakes you up, especially if he's right on your sternum
if he ends up sleeping anywhere near your face, you're waking up with fur in your mouth
sometimes falls asleep with his eyes half open
it looks like a demon is watching while you sleep
is pretty chill with other cats but will fight if they try to take his fave spot
Mammon
1000% makes biscuits on your butt before falling asleep on it
any time you sleep/lay on your stomach, he's there to settle on your lower back
it feels like something is pinning you down tho cuz he's a biiig kitty
if you sleep on your back a lot, he will settle on your tummy or thighs instead
he likes to sleep on your chest sometimes but only when Satan's not around
they will fight
doesn't mind sharing his spots with the others tho
Leviathan
he hates you, you swear he does
but he always sleeps at your head/neck
legit will sleep on your face/neck
no one dares to go anywhere near
except for Satan but only on accident cuz he moves in his sleep sometimes
he gets the bap
everyone gets the bap
you tilt your head in a way he didn't like? bap
the other cats being annoying? bap bap bap
but on rare occasions, he's agreeable and cuddles without problems
Beelzebub
he's claimed the laundry basket where you put your dirty clothes
if it's full, you can find him there buried under your clothes
which is dangerous cuz one time you weren't paying attention and dumped him in the washer by accident (thank goodness you saw his lil butt poking out and got him)
but if the laundry basket is empty, he'll sleep w his face smooshed in your armpits
he always invades the other cat's fave spots but only Levi has beef with him (he gets the bap for just being there)
very rarely, you can have Beel and Levi sleeping on either side of your neck without fighting
he'll also sleep smooshed against your crotch or butt
Mammon doesn't mind sharing thankfully
will join him for biscuit making on your thighs
moves in his sleep A LOT
Lucifer
doesn't really cuddle
he'll be there on the edge of the bed, far enough not to get caught in the four's chaos but close enough for you to give scritches
closest he gets in laying against your shins
almost never ever sleeps belly up (the only time he does is when sleeping with kitty!Gamigin)
sometimes you wake up to him going around checking you and the others
more often than not, you see him staring at you as you fall asleep
chillest cat of the bunch, though he gets bitey sometimes (Satan holds the record for most bitey cat)
#what in “hell” is bad#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#what in hell is bad#whb#whb kings#whb headcanons#whb satan#whb lucifer#whb mammon#whb leviathan#whb beelzebub#🦐:ramblings#why am i#a dog person#writing about kitties l#lmao#just to let you know i don't own a single cat#whb:cat shelter au
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well i guess that's one way to stop the 1d reunion
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Hey tumblr, so I like to take “what character are you” teats of shows I’ve never seen before and know nothing about. It helps to prevent bias trying to get certain characters and I find it interesting.
When Arcane first dropped a couple years ago, I took one such test and ended up getting the pink haired one, I think Vi?
Anyways, I’m about to finally start the series, but psychoanalyze me lmao. Based on me getting Vi, what would you say about me?
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$51 for a fucking calendar. shipping is $5 more than the calendar itself. chat do I do it
#if they had afterpay I would do it before even making this post not even joking#so ridiculous. i need it#i literally do not have the funds for this like why are they#why am I#dnp#dan and phil#why does 97 for the shirt and calendar sound better……..
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Ive been yapping non stop and dressing like a harlot all of this mercury retrograde
#why am i#craving chaos??? OH-#this is what happens when i dont make enough art i go insane#i stopped bringing my stuff to draw on my commute and when i get home im too tired#i need work crush to turn me inside out OR i should sketch a little
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just wrote four full pages in my journal bc i was writing about a prompt and it spiralled into an analysis of something that happened two years ago and ive discovered something about myself and now my brain chemistry has changed
#all the while i was listening to early 2000s playlist#quite literally i think i am a new person after this entry#who am i#why am i#j whines
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Yk , saving my embarrassment with the "my friend told me that" excuse isn't gonna work, makes it more embarrassing like I'm someone without a backbone
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I have this little thing when I get so upset when people write 'your' but mean 'you‘re'.
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!
'Your' is possessive, meaning that something belongs to you or the person you are speaking to, for example: "your dog is cute"!
'You’re' means 'you are‘ and means that you’re speaking about what someone is/ is doing!
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test taking anxiety
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ask me about my Hiro Hayami hyper fixation
#is it#hyper fixation#or#hyperfixation#?#why am i#pressing comma so much#while typing#i might be drunk while posting this but#if i queue this i will be sober when#it goes up#hiroooooooooooooo#hiro hiro hiro#good to meet you
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do you think it’s important to be honest all the time
meehhhhh there is times where it’s good to lie. I know that sounds morally wrong and there is, of course, the argument that you should never lie. And maybe that’s true, but sometimes it’s just easier. Is easier good if it’s “wrong”? Not always, but easier can be helpful, easier can be happier. If you lie, maybe you can spare someone’s feelings, or save someone from getting punished for something they don’t deserve to be punished for. You can say you should just tell the truth, but I don’t believe that. I do also live by my “don’t take it serious” rule, though, so maybe I’m not the best person to ask?? Basically I just know we’re all gonna die one day, might as well have fun, might as well be silly, don’t really care about anything, nothing is really serious.
#why am i#being asked these questions#I am not like#A philosopher#maybe I am though..#txt#life advice#fr fr ✊✊🎀
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byee
#i m not doing well so yeaa might take a break#<3#GODH WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH ME#why am i#ughh i'll be okay#deep breath#take care moots 💛
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ANIME FURRY CAT WOLF GIRL NORI IS REAL
gonna be honest i have no clue what shes holding in her drawing so i just gave her a cool anime sugai sword (dont take me seriously i dont speak japanese i legit am just trying to act like an obsessed anime furry cat girl nightcore girly would post…… ddont laugh at me senpai 🥺
#anime#furry#cat girl#nori#REAL#murder drone#murder drone nori#murder drones nori#wowzers#art#ibispaint#sketchy#why am i#posting this#????#i dont like it#that much#it took like 20#minutes LMAO#SoundCloud
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Being in love is actually awful, I wouldn't wish this on my enemy???!
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