#why am I

[da-shrimping-station]

cat!Kings and how they cuddle/sleep with you

Satan

definitely on your chest or anywhere on your torso

your thighs are a good spot too

he purrs so damn loud it wakes you up, especially if he's right on your sternum

if he ends up sleeping anywhere near your face, you're waking up with fur in your mouth

sometimes falls asleep with his eyes half open

it looks like a demon is watching while you sleep

is pretty chill with other cats but will fight if they try to take his fave spot

Mammon

1000% makes biscuits on your butt before falling asleep on it

any time you sleep/lay on your stomach, he's there to settle on your lower back

it feels like something is pinning you down tho cuz he's a biiig kitty

if you sleep on your back a lot, he will settle on your tummy or thighs instead

he likes to sleep on your chest sometimes but only when Satan's not around

they will fight

doesn't mind sharing his spots with the others tho

Leviathan

he hates you, you swear he does

but he always sleeps at your head/neck

legit will sleep on your face/neck

no one dares to go anywhere near

except for Satan but only on accident cuz he moves in his sleep sometimes

he gets the bap

everyone gets the bap

you tilt your head in a way he didn't like? bap

the other cats being annoying? bap bap bap

but on rare occasions, he's agreeable and cuddles without problems

Beelzebub

he's claimed the laundry basket where you put your dirty clothes

if it's full, you can find him there buried under your clothes

which is dangerous cuz one time you weren't paying attention and dumped him in the washer by accident (thank goodness you saw his lil butt poking out and got him)

but if the laundry basket is empty, he'll sleep w his face smooshed in your armpits

he always invades the other cat's fave spots but only Levi has beef with him (he gets the bap for just being there)

very rarely, you can have Beel and Levi sleeping on either side of your neck without fighting

he'll also sleep smooshed against your crotch or butt

Mammon doesn't mind sharing thankfully

will join him for biscuit making on your thighs

moves in his sleep A LOT

Lucifer

doesn't really cuddle

he'll be there on the edge of the bed, far enough not to get caught in the four's chaos but close enough for you to give scritches

closest he gets in laying against your shins

almost never ever sleeps belly up (the only time he does is when sleeping with kitty!Gamigin)

sometimes you wake up to him going around checking you and the others

more often than not, you see him staring at you as you fall asleep

chillest cat of the bunch, though he gets bitey sometimes (Satan holds the record for most bitey cat)

[hobbitinthetardis]

well i guess that's one way to stop the 1d reunion

[blossoms-phan]

$51 for a fucking calendar. shipping is $5 more than the calendar itself. chat do I do it

[rimeah]

Ive been yapping non stop and dressing like a harlot all of this mercury retrograde

[reddeluxeedition]

just wrote four full pages in my journal bc i was writing about a prompt and it spiralled into an analysis of something that happened two years ago and ive discovered something about myself and now my brain chemistry has changed

[karis-online-archives]

I have this little thing when I get so upset when people write 'your' but mean 'you‘re'.

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!

'Your' is possessive, meaning that something belongs to you or the person you are speaking to, for example: "your dog is cute"!

'You’re' means 'you are‘ and means that you’re speaking about what someone is/ is doing!

[breakbreadwithme]

test taking anxiety

[curejiraiya]

ask me about my Hiro Hayami hyper fixation

[agirlwiththoughtsandnegativity]

do you think it’s important to be honest all the time

meehhhhh there is times where it’s good to lie. I know that sounds morally wrong and there is, of course, the argument that you should never lie. And maybe that’s true, but sometimes it’s just easier. Is easier good if it’s “wrong”? Not always, but easier can be helpful, easier can be happier. If you lie, maybe you can spare someone’s feelings, or save someone from getting punished for something they don’t deserve to be punished for. You can say you should just tell the truth, but I don’t believe that. I do also live by my “don’t take it serious” rule, though, so maybe I’m not the best person to ask?? Basically I just know we’re all gonna die one day, might as well have fun, might as well be silly, don’t really care about anything, nothing is really serious.

[backtodecember-taylorsversion]

byee

[snailso0]

ANIME FURRY CAT WOLF GIRL NORI IS REAL

gonna be honest i have no clue what shes holding in her drawing so i just gave her a cool anime sugai sword (dont take me seriously i dont speak japanese i legit am just trying to act like an obsessed anime furry cat girl nightcore girly would post…… ddont laugh at me senpai 🥺

[softshuji]

Being in love is actually awful, I wouldn't wish this on my enemy???!

[electro-omen]

wjat

[hissterical-nyaan]

Napped a little too hard besties

[onionbunns]

GO FUCK YOURSELF THIS BITCH IS TOO HANDSOME