#why!?

[analligatorr]

next time.. maybe

[fivelila]

Okay, give me all the cut scenes with Five and Lila. I absolutely need to see every moment that Netflix robbed us of. For my mental health. Thanks.

[zappyzap8]

MY BABY, MY BABY........💔💔💔💔

I had such shitty days lately and this just breaks me more....I am not ready! I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOU TO SHOW ME ANY SPOILERS TOMORROW CUZ I DON'T WANNA SEE HIM SUFFER! DX

[tinyalechardy]

Oh my god newt stop! He just wants chicken nuggets

[protagaster]

Hah…hmmm, emotions.

“Oh, sweet girl, look how much you’ve grown. Oh, my child, sweetest joy I’ve known. 20 years ago, I held you in my arms, how time has flown…” Penelope absorbed the young woman in front of her. A bittersweet image stood before her. Telemache was a woman, one she would no doubt be proud of, for she could feel the maternal pride swelling within her heart. But she had missed all of her childhood.

She squeezed Telemache’s hands to steel both herself and her daughter. “I used to say I’d make the storm clouds cry for you,” Penelope said. She had. She had made Amphitrite cry for mercy just to get home. “I used to say I’d capture wind and sky for you.” She had done that 10 years ago, though she couldn’t say it ended well. “I held you in my arms, prepared to die for you—“ She felt tears starting to well up in her eyes, too. “…How time has flown.”

Telemache pulled her hand away to wipe a tear that fell down her face. The torn away hand caused panic in Penelope until she felt a gentle thumb on her cheek. Pride had not been so present, so strong, throughout all of her life. Until now.

“I can only wonder what your world has been, things you’ve had to suffer, and the strength you hold within.” She looked around again and the mangled corpses of the suitors. How awful that must’ve been to endure… “All I’ve ever wanted was to reunite with my own. 20 years, we’ve wandered, but today you’re not alone. My daughter, I’m finally home!”

At this, Telemache leaped into her mother’s arms. She cried without shame, and so did Penelope. “Mother, how I’ve longed to see you!” she sobbed.

Penelope’s embrace tightened. She felt tears beginning to soak through her cloak. “Telemache, I’m home!” she proclaimed.

“Home,” she heard Telemache repeat softly. There were oceans in her daughter’s eyes. Oceans of repressed emotions: longing, sorrow, happiness.

You know what's so funny?

Blue and I already have a good chunk of the Ithaca Saga written out, knowing damn well we still have to write out the Circe Saga.

...

And now I'm crying. Thank you, Dynasty. I was thinking it's been too long (like 8 hours) since someone on this app made me cry.

[draconnet81]

Tell me I missed this shot somewhere in today's episode...

[squizzly]

(Sort of Spoilers for end of canto 5 but i go apeshit)

IM GONA EXPLODE IM GONNA EXPLODE IM GONNA EXPLODE IM GONNA EXPLODE IM GONNA EXPLODE WHYYYYYY WHYYYY DID THE WHALE TAKE ISHMAELS WIFEYYYYY NOOOOOOO IM GONNA EXPLODE

QUEERQUEEGGGGGGGGG SOBS LOUDLY

[whysoblue2]

I'll give you 10 gold for you to stab me in the chest

WHY?! NO! WHAT THE HECK!

[wanderingmind867]

Goddamn it, this makes me almost burst into tears. Why isn't 'Mazing Man talked about more!? Why!? This book is... it's so heartfelt! Twelve issues, and it's made me feel every emotion! Happiness, sadness, bitterness at the crushing march of time, sympathy for a woman who almost commits infidelity, etc. This is a book about people. There's like 5-6 people, and the book is about all of them. It's... i'm gonna miss maze. Mazing Man, the world's cutest, sweetest, most relatable and weird superhero. I'm... I'll miss this little guy. I know I technically have three more annuals with him to read, but this ending feels so dediniiteve. It's...it makes me almost cry. sigh... ('Mazing Man #12):

[movietimegirl]

No one was expecting this! 😭

[amazingdudesblog]

Me, a naive and simple fool: I should check the kung fu panda tag on AO3!

A nsfw fanfic of an OC and chameleon and zhen:

[inkcat1987]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT WHY???? why did I make this!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Here are the lines middle school killer was going to say if I had room (⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠;⁠)

TW: me being dumb and not knowing how to flirt!!

"so a certain Birdy told me that you were bullying my little sister ah? To bad you're so cute if you weren't I would have destroyed that pretty little face of yours, hehehehe see you around cute~"

[brittanyjewelmiller]

“It is cold. It is raining. My hair is ruined. And SOMEONE forgot they were supposed to pick me up after school today!”

“I bet you can’t guess WHO. What kind of absolute scatterbrain would leave a poor girl standing out in the rain for 2 hours!?”

“I better not catch the flu from this!”

[back2bluesidex]

WHY is it not friday yet?

[mistchievous]