#why!?

[protagaster]

Hah…hmmm, emotions.

“Oh, sweet girl, look how much you’ve grown. Oh, my child, sweetest joy I’ve known. 20 years ago, I held you in my arms, how time has flown…” Penelope absorbed the young woman in front of her. A bittersweet image stood before her. Telemache was a woman, one she would no doubt be proud of, for she could feel the maternal pride swelling within her heart. But she had missed all of her childhood.

She squeezed Telemache’s hands to steel both herself and her daughter. “I used to say I’d make the storm clouds cry for you,” Penelope said. She had. She had made Amphitrite cry for mercy just to get home. “I used to say I’d capture wind and sky for you.” She had done that 10 years ago, though she couldn’t say it ended well. “I held you in my arms, prepared to die for you—“ She felt tears starting to well up in her eyes, too. “…How time has flown.”

Telemache pulled her hand away to wipe a tear that fell down her face. The torn away hand caused panic in Penelope until she felt a gentle thumb on her cheek. Pride had not been so present, so strong, throughout all of her life. Until now.

“I can only wonder what your world has been, things you’ve had to suffer, and the strength you hold within.” She looked around again and the mangled corpses of the suitors. How awful that must’ve been to endure… “All I’ve ever wanted was to reunite with my own. 20 years, we’ve wandered, but today you’re not alone. My daughter, I’m finally home!”

At this, Telemache leaped into her mother’s arms. She cried without shame, and so did Penelope. “Mother, how I’ve longed to see you!” she sobbed.

Penelope’s embrace tightened. She felt tears beginning to soak through her cloak. “Telemache, I’m home!” she proclaimed.

“Home,” she heard Telemache repeat softly. There were oceans in her daughter’s eyes. Oceans of repressed emotions: longing, sorrow, happiness.

You know what's so funny?

Blue and I already have a good chunk of the Ithaca Saga written out, knowing damn well we still have to write out the Circe Saga.

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And now I'm crying. Thank you, Dynasty. I was thinking it's been too long (like 8 hours) since someone on this app made me cry.

[analligatorr]

next time.. maybe

[fivelila]

Okay, give me all the cut scenes with Five and Lila. I absolutely need to see every moment that Netflix robbed us of. For my mental health. Thanks.

[tinyalechardy]

Oh my god newt stop! He just wants chicken nuggets

[draconnet81]

Tell me I missed this shot somewhere in today's episode...

[movietimegirl]

No one was expecting this! 😭

[amazingdudesblog]

Me, a naive and simple fool: I should check the kung fu panda tag on AO3!

A nsfw fanfic of an OC and chameleon and zhen:

[inkcat1987]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT WHY???? why did I make this!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Here are the lines middle school killer was going to say if I had room (��￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠;⁠)

TW: me being dumb and not knowing how to flirt!!

"so a certain Birdy told me that you were bullying my little sister ah? To bad you're so cute if you weren't I would have destroyed that pretty little face of yours, hehehehe see you around cute~"

[brittanyjewelmiller]

“It is cold. It is raining. My hair is ruined. And SOMEONE forgot they were supposed to pick me up after school today!”

“I bet you can’t guess WHO. What kind of absolute scatterbrain would leave a poor girl standing out in the rain for 2 hours!?”

“I better not catch the flu from this!”

[back2bluesidex]

WHY is it not friday yet?

[justarandomsimp77]

Why do you guys ship Daniel X David??? Bro they are half-brothers please!! Why do some many people in this show like insent and pedophilia?? First it was Max x David and now it is this!?!? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“Gwen and David know they didn't care, but nobody knows except Max knows how much they didn't. David and Daniel are half-brothers.” - Google

((( Edit: This Is Just A Theory My Apologies, But It Isn't The Best Ship Nonetheless. In my opinion.

[mistchievous]

[wanderingmind867]

There's an issue of Avengers a little later where Toad guides Wanda and Quicksilver to a Wizard he knows so they can borrow his castle library. I want to know why Toad is acquainted with a Wizard who owns a Castle in the middle of the sea.

Just found said issue, I think. Avengers #75. And really, yeah. I know it was all an excuse for a Conan the Barbarian rip off to kidnap toad and Wanda, but still. Why does Toad know about castles and wizards? What secrets are you hiding, toad!? Why do you know so many wizards and castles!?

[2laffy2]

I'm the only one that get random Nsfw shit on my pfp?

Like why!?

[honeycombhank]

7/29/23

Dwight Jr eating a cardboard toilet paper roll.

Do not try this at home kids