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Welp. Fuck and shit.
I wanted to write some kinky Arthur/Eames smut but now I've gotten lost in the lore sauce and now I don't think it's quite appropriate for them to have sex while trying to figure out what to do about Cobb's dead wife ruining all their extractions.
#whoopsie daisy!!#idk what to do with this fic now. do i just... continue this thread and make an actual serious fic? or do i continue the porn?#i feel like. the tension and motivation isnt there anymore. lol ???? help#arthur x eames#inception#roni says stuff
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Photo mode is my new favourite thing on Spider-Man 2
I love doing this sm
#they just be like#whoopsie daisy!!#spiderman ps5#miles morales#peter parker#and as always#raisins and more raisins :)
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I love writing fluff and general feel-good things but always gravitate to pairings that are most IC when they're brutal and toxic lmao
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Oh no I thought it said pretty so I voted for Alfred!
Saw this post on my blog again but since it was pre-polls I’m gonna change that.
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life has been a little too silly for a bit, so take some doodles that I drew on and off 😔🥄🥄
Also bonus more biblically accurate doodles from other blog outta context
just a silly—
#Whoopsie daisy#also I have no clue what their ship name is- I just see em occasionally and they make me happy HDHHDHDH#Also no way in h e c K am I going to tag all the henchmaniacs#Gravity falls#gravity falls ford#gravity falls stanley#gravity falls bill#gravity falls fiddleford#Gravity falls henchmaniacs#stanford pines#stanley pines#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan
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Yknow, I should probably ask for help transferring the lore entries from my discord to the blog on here..
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Everyone always talks about John "share my wife" Price but what about Kyle "our girlfriend" Garrick???
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It starts with you and him on the couch together. You've got your hand in his pants and he's got his tongue down your throat. You're pumping his cock while he pants into your mouth when his phone rings- someone is video calling him. You glance at his phone sitting beside him, discarded on the couch cushion when you first crawled over to him to kiss his neck. The icon on the screen is a familiar one: a mischievous grin with a mohawk on top.
"Answer it," you say as you slide down the couch and onto your knees in front of him.
"What?" He asks, his eyes wide as saucers as you hand him the phone.
"Answer it," you say again with a devilish grin, still stroking him slowly. With a shaky breath to school his expression, he answers it.
Gaz tries his best to stay nonchalant, not even listening to Soap's chatter through the phone, but you have other plans. Gaz let's out a surprised grunt and jerks when you take his cockhead into your mouth.
"You alright mate?" Soap asks after a momentary pause.
"Yeah-yeah," Gaz answers too quickly. "Muscle spasm. Got a- ah- knot in my shoulder." You can't help but smile around his dick as you bob your head up and down his shaft. He glances down at you with a frustrated huff. Soap makes a noise on the phone.
"That's rough, mate. You should ask your girl to help you rub it out." You nearly choke at the unintended double entendre. "Where is she anyway? Wanna say hi."
"Uh... she's-" whatever half-baked excuse Gaz was about to spout off is cut off by the sudden sucking noise your lips made on "accident". Gaz freezes, looking past the phone at you, and Soap is silent on the other line. You continue to swirl your tongue around Gaz's tip.
"...Gaz?" Soap asks slowly. Gaz doesn't answer, his chest heaving in an effort to maintain his composure. "What's going on?" Gaz's eyes darted back and forth between you and the phone, silently willing you to stop so he wont get caught. Instead, you make yourself gag on his length, causing him to grunt involuntarily.
"Holy shite, Gaz... are you...?" Soap sounds suddenly breathless at the sounds he hears on his phone. They aren't unfamiliar to him, but usually they're accompanied by a little orange logo, not by his best mate on FaceTime. "Turn the camera around."
Gaz's jaw drops with a pant. Oh, he's so caught. He stares down at you, and you nod your head before sucking hard. With a shaky hand, he taps the screen, and you hear Soap groan over the speaker. You suck off Gaz's tip with a wet pop and smile.
"Hi Soap," you say conversationally, as if Gaz's cock wasn't there right in your face, as if you didn't have drool and precum dripping down your chin. You stare up into the camera phone as you stick your tongue out and lick up and down the shaft.
"Steamin' Jesus," Soap says, and there's a rustling over the speaker. "Garrick, you dog," he growls. You put on a show for him, pumping Gaz in your hand while you mouth at his balls, making him moan out loud. He's already been caught, no use hiding it anymore.
Soap gets himself off to it. You can hear his groans of pleasure over the phone mixing with Gaz's, can hear the wet sounds of him stroking himself. When you finally get Gaz to cum on your face, you smile at the pleasured moan Soap let's out. Gaz smears his cum over your lips with his thumb and with a smirk he says,
"What are you doing tonight, Tav?"
"I'll be over in an hour," Soap replies.
The three of you go at it for hours, round after round, multiple positions, every combination. And while you were the center of their attention for most of it, it was also incredible hot to watch them together, making out above you, jerking each other's cocks. By the end of the night, when everyone's needs had been met and you all were exhausted, you all agree it was the best sex of any of your lives. And you all three agree: there's no going back after this.
Soap comes over more and more often for threesomes, but a couple times it was just you and him, or him and Gaz. The three of you find a rhythm and balance together, happy and very well satisfied.
Gaz is out of the country when Ghost finds out. And. He. Is. Livid.
He'd borrowed Soap's phone for something, he doesn't remember what he needed, because once he saw the video of you and Soap on his phone he swears he saw red.
Soap had never seen his LT so angry, especially not toward him. Ghost has him backed into the wall, face in his face, barking at him like a mad dog.
"Have you gone fucking mad? You've got a lot of fucking nerve, Sergeant! Showin' your face to Gaz while you're giving him the runaround! Fucking his girl behind his back! You should be ashamed! He's our teammate, he's our BROTHER!" And in a blind panic, Soap shouts out:
"He knows!" It's enough to make Ghost pause his tirade for a moment, giving the shorter man an incredulous look.
"Bullshit."
"He does! He knows, I can prove it!" Soap pleads, and slowly holds out his hand. Ghost pins him with a glare but hands him the phone anyway.
Soap opens up the group chat the three of you share and turns the phone to show to Ghost. There's a variety of messages, some casual, some flirtatious, but what really catches Ghost's eye are the videos.
The first is the one that sent him into a fit in the first place: you're bent over in front of a mirror while Soap rams into you from behind. The video is sent with a message reading "taking care of our girl while you're gone x" The next video is sent from your POV as you bounce on Gaz’s cock. Then a video sent from Gaz's number that seems to be in the barracks shower of all places, the phone propped up somehow capturing the two Sergeants wet and naked. Gaz steps back from the camera and embraces Soap with a heated kiss. They each wrap a hand around both their cocks together and jerk themselves off to a simultaneous finish.
As Ghost scrolls through the chat, Soap, still pinned to the wall, takes notice of the way Ghost's breathing steadily gets heavier and heavier. And he DEFINITELY notices the growing weight pressed against his stomach. He gives an experimental grind of his hips. Ghost's eyes snap back up to him. They're still full of fire, but for a completely different reason.
"You got me stuck between a rock and a hard place, here, LT." He jokes with a gravelly voice. "But you know what they say... the more the merrier." In a matter of minutes, Ghost had Soap turned around, and both their pants are down by their ankles.
Gaz gets a new message in the chat later that night. The video starts focused on your face, your mouth deepthroating Soap and your eyes rolled back in your head as your body gets jostled roughly by... someone else. The camera pans down your body, showing you on your hands and knees, and a thick, wide body fucking into you from behind. A familiar tattoo sleeve catches Gaz's eye, and finally the camera pans up to show that infamous skull mask that he knows so well. The video is captioned: "found a new playmate for us... don't tell the captain ;)"
The captain, of course, does find out sooner rather than later. The team is gathered at you and Gaz’s home to watch a football game. Most of the sports terminology goes over your head, but you're glad to have all your boys together... plus their captain.
You think you're being subtle about everything, but Price notices. His job is noticing things. Countless life-or-death situations have counted on Price noticing little things. So of course he notices your heated glances at Soap, the way you leave lingering touches on Ghost when you pass by him. You, nestled into your boyfriend's side with his arm around you while you make eyes at his teammates. It makes his blood boil.
He confronts you in the kitchen. You got up to fetch yourself a drink and he waits a moment before he follows you in. You turn around from the fridge to see him standing behind you. His face is impassive and unreadable. You linger there a moment in confusion. He's usually so friendly toward you. Finally he breaks the silence first.
"You know, Kyle really cares about you. Talks about you all the time, talks about how much he loves you. You've got that poor boy wrapped around your little finger, you know that?"
"Th-thank you...?" You stutter, completely caught off-guard. The cold tone of his voice doesn't match his kind words. There's an edge to it, a dangerous one. He shakes his head at you.
"He doesn't deserve this. He's a good man."
"Doesn't deserve what?" You ask, glancing down at the extra beer in your hand that you'd gotten for Gaz. He doesn't deserve beer?
"You think I don't know what's going on?" He accuses with a step forward. "You think I don't see it?"
"See what?" You ask, growing more and more worried with every passing second. Price scoffs.
"You know, I've seen this a lot. Men in the service go out and risk their lives, all the while back home their girl is running circles around them." He huffs, giving you a look you'd never seen before. It makes you feel... gross. "Thought you were different, though. Thought you could be trusted. And to do it with his teammates?" His eyes narrow and his nose wrinkles in disgust. You gasp in realization. He thinks you're cheating!
"John, you don't understand-"
"You think I'm stupid?"
"No!"
"What's going on?" Gaz asks from the doorway. He was wondering what was taking you both so long, but he didn't expect to find you close to tears cornered by his captain. Price turns his body toward him, but keeps his eyes on you.
"Do you want to tell him, or should I?" He asks. You open and close your mouth but nothing comes out. Your brain is overworking trying to figure out an answer. You can't tell him the truth, you'd get your boys in trouble! Should you just admit to it? Take the blame to protect them? Before you can come up with the words, Soap and Ghost enter the room behind Gaz. Price turns his attention to them, and you breathe out in relief to have his glare off you.
"Or maybe you two would like to tell him?" He proposes, voice slightly raised. The tension in the room is suffocating. Price stares the other two down as Gaz looks from one person to the other, putting the pieces together.
"Price it's not what you think," he says with his hands out in a placating gesture. Price tilts his head.
"Kyle, I'm sorry to have to tell you-"
"They're not going round my back, Price. I know." Price shuffles his feet a bit.
"You... know?"
"The four of us have... an arrangement." Gaz walks over to you and wraps an arm around you. "She's done nothing wrong, don't be cross with her. Neither have Ghost or Soap. She's not just my girlfriend, she's our girlfriend." Gaz holds Price's eyes.
"And the four of you are..."
"Together. Is that a problem, Captain?" Price quirks an eyebrow at his sergeant's challenge, but after a moment shakes his head.
"No. No, not a problem. Just keep it tactical on the field. Copy?"
"Yes sir." Price turns to Soap and Ghost.
"Copy?"
"Yes sir," they answer in unison. Price looks at you again and his expression softens, dropping his Captain persona for your sake.
"I owe you an apology," he starts.
"It's alright," you interrupt, giving him a shy smile. "You were just looking out for Kyle."
"You should've seen Ghost when he found out. Nearly bit my head off," Soap says, lightening the mood. But Price's eyes still linger.
"Game's still on," Ghost says, "if you all are done being dramatic." The five of you file back into the living room to finish out the game with you still nestled into Gaz's side, this time openly joined by Soap on your other side. Throughout the game, as the men banter about whose team is better, Price kept glancing over at you.
The game ends and as everybody winds down, Price watches the affection you gave the other three.
"I have to wonder, though," he starts, "what it is that's got all three of my men so wrapped up in you..." Your eyes dart from one man to the other as each of them catch onto Price's meaning.
"Well... it'd be a shame not to include that captain, right boys?" Gaz teases.
"The more the merrier-"
"Shut up MacTavish, fucks sake," Ghost huffs, still with a smirk.
"I still owe you a proper apology, sweetheart," Price says, beckoning you to sit on his lap.
And apologize, he does, in the form of his face between your thighs, pulling orgasm after orgasm from you. Eventually, the five of you wind up in the bedroom, tasting and teasing and fucking one another.
"We're going to need a bigger bed..."
#this was supposed to just be a short blurb but then it ended up taking me all day to qrite this#whoopsie daisy#kyle gaz garrick#simon ghost riley#captain john price#john soap mactavish#you know i had to make it a little angsty#because its me#of course
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Whoops!
#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#the mighty nein#mighty nein#m9#fjord tusktooth#fjord stone#jester lavorre#pâté de rolo#pate de rolo#eldritch blast#emperor's new groove#frying pan#whoops#whoopsie daisy#cr spoilers#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#bells hells#bell's hells#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme#cr3#cr c3#fjorester
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we got a lot in common...
#everyone knows that cloud is a horse girl. but have you considered:#cloud who's had a really hard time making friends and relating to people his whole life#and then he realizes that chocobos are the only thing that comes naturally to him.#chocobo warks and flaps its wings and cloud warks back and flaps his arms. yknow.#how hard it is for him to have to leave the birds behind and go back to being around people and doing responsible human things#when really all he wants is to feel like he belongs.#chocobos don't demand favors and emotional labor. they don't care if cloud doesn't smile much or have anything to say. they love him anyway.#(it's the autism. if that wasn't obvious)#(it's cloud autism strife.)#(it's also possibly me projecting HARD. whoopsie daisy)#ahem. anyway#ffvii#cloud strife#chocobo#my art <3
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hands you a very tired mario with facial hair
#mario#super mario#super mario bros#i forgor i drew this a month or two ago whoopsie daisies#i wanna draw him with facial hair more tbh 👉👈
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Happy Stanley Day
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been playing isat recently
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bestiessssss <3
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#shoutout autism !! gotta be one of my favourite friendship dynamics#realising now i wrote my signature and the date while it was flipped. whoopsie daisy.#guess im joining the brigade and becoming the 8 millionth person to use this reference pic#im working on not reflexively pointing out all the flaws but i need you to know its very difficult and i am NOT having fun >:( whatever#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective fanart#niko sasaki#edwin payne#edwin payne fanart#niko sasaki fanart#my art#if queue dont mind#ceci says stuff#100#200
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ruh roh
#su#steven universe#steven universe future#steven universe fanart#su fanart#my art#whoopsie daisies!!!!!!
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Binged @post-it-notes7 's Mirrorverse masterpost recently and wanted to doodle some of their GSA folks! (Well one of them is a former member anyway)
#mir falspar#mir dragato#mir garlude#mir arthur#kirby#galaxy soldier army#we're gonna ignore how the rest of Mir Dragato's cape just kinda disappears#whoopsie daisies#anyway I love this take on the Mirror World and the characters are very compelling#ghosty's art
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Stepping out - don't forget your sunscreen!
#undertale yellow#ut yellow#undertale#uty dalv#dalv#martlet#martlet uty#starlo uty#starlo#undertale yellow starlo#ceroba#ceroba uty#uty#uty clover#i forgot starlos pin whoopsie daisy#idiot vampire forgot his sunscreen
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